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>non-americans have never tried marshmallow casserole
How can you even call these """people""" human?

>> No.17972231

>>17972194
except for every thanksgiving all across america...
do you even think before posting or is it just your programming to post about americans like clockwork?

>> No.17972239
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17972239

>>17972231
I am obsessed with my home country because I love it so much

>> No.17972262

>>17972231
sped

>> No.17972287

>>17972239
>piercing off-center
>old lady hands
pass.

>> No.17972297

>>17972287
The masculine hands are the mark of the American woman.
Third worlders will try to make fun of it but they have never had an all American handjob before.

>> No.17972328

>>17972297
my texan wife's hands, face, and body still look teenage even though she's 35.

>> No.17972339

>>17972328
>he never had the sandpaper dick
Its ok some men were meant to miss out

>> No.17972351

>>17972339
>spinning old lady hands as positive
sorry you want your mom, anon.

>> No.17972354

>>17972351
If you don't know you don't know anon.
Just love your wife dearly and don't think about what you missed.

>> No.17972364

>>17972354
nah, anon.
i've had older chicks.
other than them being into anal they serve no purpose.

>> No.17972373

>>17972364
But you've never had the old sandy.
Its ok anon, you're a married man now. Best to put that world in your past, don't think about what you missed.

>> No.17972386

>>17972194
you must like abuse because that's all youre gonna get at this time from these euro trash niggers rn

>> No.17972388

>>17972373
>But you've never had the old sandy
i don't know why you think this, but it's odd, anon.

>> No.17972393

>>17972386
>abuse
>from a euronigger
You must be a coastie who's into that shit because imagine unironically doing anything than laughing at a eurofag who never ate marshmallow casserole

>> No.17972401
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>>17972393
your point is kinda all over the place, but yeah..I am a coastie. Best coast to be exact.

>> No.17972407

>>17972401
Based but don't be afraid of Eurofags.
They are quivering children, they post like quivering children and they eat like quivering children too.

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>>17972407
i know dude
but some of their shit is better, and it unironically makes me seeth like the countries that dont have blacks.

>> No.17972459

>>17972445
The European is weak. His soul unhardened. Untested. He consumes American media and not American marshmallow casserole. He watches in glee as the American world burns around him unaware of his own fault in it. He could not combine marshmallow with sweet potato. He could not create a cinnamon and brown sugar glaze to drizzle on top of it. He could not create the perfect bite of sweetness that compliments the tha gsgiving turkey. The European would stop half way, only ever eating the sweet potato or eating the marshmallow. He lacks the ingenuity to combine to the two and create something greater than himself. He is crippled by the past, crippled by tradition and unable to see the future of marshmallow casserole in front of him.

>> No.17972466
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>>17972194
I'm American and have never had marshmallow casserole. The again, I'm also not 500 lbs. and diabetic, so I figure the two may be related.

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>>17972459
that's was beautiful man

>> No.17972806

>>17972459
Ugh. We are not "weak" just because we reject your toxic and regressive ideals about strength and "manliness".

>> No.17972819

>>17972806
>regressive
tell me, what are you progressing towards?

>> No.17972832

>>17972819
Wherever science and enlightenment takes us. There's nothing inherently special about humans as they're just a stepping stone in the evolution of life. If progress leads us away from traditional conceptions of gender or even away from the human form as we know it, then that's fine by me.

>> No.17972842

>>17972832
>nothing inherently special about humans
i see you have rejected enlightenment.
ever wonder why europe fell to the caliphate?

>> No.17973216

So...about the marshmallow casserole. I think its too sweet. If I want to have dessert at Thanksgiving dinner Ill just eat pumpkin pie thanks.

>> No.17973240

>>17972194
I married a beautiful american woman and she makes this for me every thanksgiving. We live in euroland.

>> No.17973246

>>17972459
>or eating the marshmallow
Europeans wouldn't be eating marshmallows with turkey in the first place, Shartistani. Only Americans and other Third-Worlders would eat corn syrup cylinders as part of a meal.

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>>17972239
I love BBQ so much it's unreal.. USA USA USA USA USA!

>> No.17973939

>>17973334
this woman is highly out of shape. to think that she has a "fitness" channel on yt is downright laughable.

>> No.17973986

>>17973334
that bitch going to have melanoma before she 50

>> No.17973994

>>17973246
For me its marshmallow casserole and happiness
For you its faggotry and sadness.
You need 100% more marshmallow casserole in your life