/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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/ck/ webm thread

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>>17969349
kingen, jag bugar

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>>17969318
ROTATING FOOD IN THE HOUSE!!!
IT'S STILL HAPPENING!!!!!!!!
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood5
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood4
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood3
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood2
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood
pic related

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>>17969358
he he get in there doe

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He's posting the guy again. Haha so funny

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>>17969377
#5 is the best archive, by the way. Very HD.

[Anonymous No.17969423]

this thread is very food king

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>>17969358
Based and BreadOmlettePilled.
Also, Good Morning Sirs!

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>>17969423
So true so true!

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>>17969358
How?

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>>17969363
Knife, where?

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>>17969379
Typical colonizer

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>>17969431
he has to cook all the eggs to get out

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>>17969318
Love em

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[Anonymous No.17969447]

It's no rotating food, but the often underappreciated world of spiraling food is nonetheless a magical place!
https://archive.org/details/spiralingfood

[Anonymous No.17969555]

I'm not really sure why, but I hate this guy. His face and overall demeanor makes me rage. I think I'd prefer a thread full of Jack instead.

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>>17969555
Beware of what you wish for.

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>>17969318
Cor, nothin quite like some eggy in petrol to get the day started.

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>>17969355
>200k followers on youtube
how exactly

[Anonymous No.17970107]

Why is this thread filled with webms of a gay guy that cannot cook?

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>>17969339
give

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>>17970107
It's either that or another thread of parsnips

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>>17969349
>grilled dog bice with sauce from fermented burgers

>>17969355
>overly prepared veggie compost

>>17969375
>eternal bice eating

>>17969384
>2 onions
>booze
>shitpliote

>>17969394
>MATGEEK - BROWN WEDDING NIGHT
>Models: Matgeek, Matgiik, 1 shemale
>In December 2000 we met Matis for the first time to film a special event—his wedding aniversary he celebrates in a way only he can. His original honeymoon took place with a likeminded couple equally intrigued with scat and piss play. Now, one year later, Matis re-enacts the events, this time eager to make the party even dirtier and browner than the year before. Wearing his original wedding apron, he is receiving a big dump from his kitchenhand maid and tastes the brown present with great pleasure and joy. We’ve never seen a man climax with so much impact.

Mm! Scrumptious!

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>>17969339
>Chinkoid cancer oil sauce
Ruined it.

[Anonymous No.17970231]

>>17970209
va

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>>17970231
Matgeek fed his shit to bosnian POWs. That's why his food looks like shit and why he has this shit-eating smile.

[Anonymous No.17970257]

MATGEEKBRÖDER NU SPRINGER VI 4CHAN

[Anonymous No.17970261]

ÄLSKAR MATGEEK
/ck/ BÅH

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>>17969332
Of course I take the kingens thread

[Anonymous No.17970284]

Did you know that swedes drink puddle water?

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>>17970506
>köper någon utländs jävla färdigmat
>filmar när han packar upp den
ja jävlar vilken matlagning

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>>17970604
Tycker att det är fascinerande att även här får han allt att se ut som bice. Det måste vara fotot.

Vanlig mat ser ut som slaktavfall osv.

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>>17969358
Fort Egg (reference to fort knox)

[Anonymous No.17971197]

fucking jannies doing exactly their pay's worth.

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>>17970884
Seems like the kind of thing I'd like making, Thanks.

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>>17969339
stop posting this bald faggot

[Anonymous No.17971403]

is this a webm thread or a bald faggot thread?

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>>17971396
>>17971403
Pysen...

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>>17969332
Ima a make this

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>>17971197
If you mean the nimrod posting the bald guy he's just annoying.
Being annoying isn't against the rules.

[Anonymous No.17971595]

So are we just making a new thread and hoping he goes away?

[Anonymous No.17972485]

>>17971396
>>17971403
HÅLL KÄFTEN JÄVLA HORA DET HÄR ÄR KINGENS TRÅD

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>>17971475
based

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>>17969318
>the heat from the pencil shavings cooks the eggs

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>>17971527
spamming isnt against rules? you want to tell me that posting content nobody cares for with a bot-like consistency is in the spirit of the "law"?
its the same fucking faggotry as the nigger and tiktok spam on gif.

[Anonymous No.17972793]

Who's that bald fuck that keeps getting spammed?

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Storkhan... jag bugar...

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>>17969332
i hate swedish people

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>>17969404
how many michelin restaurants do sweden have

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>>17972793
THE KING

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>>17972865
who gives a fuck. The real question is how many Matgeeks does the rest of the world have?

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>>17969355
STOP THEYRE NOT RIPE YET

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>>17969318
is that soy sauce?

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>>17969368
Okay, this might be delicious

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>>17970506
Is that natto ?

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>>17969358
Is the other guy just shotting soft boiled eggs

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>>17973145
The Grand Eggnyon

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>>17973145
Where is Hulk Hogan when you need him?BODY SLAM OUTTA NOWHERE!

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>>17973145
I am the bone of my egg
Shell is my body
And yolk is my blood
I have created over a thousand eggy breads
Unknown to sanitation
Nor known to health inspectors
Have withstood heat to create many omelettes
Yet, those hands shall never leave the fort
So, as I pray: UNLIMITED EGG FORTS!

Here I come, Surly King of Heroes. Do you have enough eggs in stock?

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>>17972873
Where are his eggs?

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>>17973197
>I can see my death, just a mere 20 eggs ahead...
>...But I can still cook.

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>>17973328
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT MATGEEK IS REAL KING IS SIMPLY THE KING, NOT KIND OF EGG NOT KING OF /CK/. JUST KING

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>>17973405
How can he be the king of /ck/ if ck is not even in his name?

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>>17973405
So true so true!

[Anonymous No.17973584]

It's egg time.

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>>17973186
Hah. you forget your place, ANON!

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>>17973598
>tfw no jet-engine in the kitchen
I hate living like a cave monkey

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>>17969349
you just know that he has sexual intercourse with that large dog you can see in the video.

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>>17973657
that's white women not white men

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>>17973587
> plastic utensil
> lets it sit in the pot on heat
enjoy your cancer

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>>17969358
?

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>>17973587
>starting from cold
it's shit

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>>17969416
>tfw only 38 knives
why live?

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>>17972774
>you want to tell me that posting content nobody cares for with a bot-like consistency is in the spirit of the "law"
Yeah
>its the same fucking faggotry as the nigger and tiktok [mindless reposting] on gif.
Yeah

Sorry not everyone shares your tastes

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>>17973690
you should start from cold no matter how you prepare eggs unless you poach them

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>>17973734
high heat to get steam into the eggs and a little bit of skill to prevent overcooking produces superior results for anything with scrambled eggs

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>>17973745
>high heat to get steam into the eggs
nigga wtf you talking about lmaooo

scrambled eggs should be cooked slowly, high heat will ruin them

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>>17973765
you know that bubbling liquid food makes when you cook it? that's actually water boiling, just like when you crack spaghetti in half over the pot! it creates something called steam, which expands a lot in volume very quickly. for things like eggs, bread dough, and other soft foods, more heat produces more steam which produces more rise and a lighter internal texture. you just have to also be more careful to evenly cook the eggs without going overboard.

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>>17969332
Of course I take the kingens thread

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>>17973727
you are beyond retarded if you think thats mindless reposting instead of intentional spam.

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>>17973800
you are beyond retarded if you think there's any significant difference beyond it pissing you off or not

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>>17973806
yeah retardo, because why would anybody ever want to turn 4chan into an unusable site, why would Anybody want to do that?
your stupidity is fucking offensive.

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>>17973888
>to turn 4chan into an unusable site
for you, that is

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that the hair you split isn't one with resolution.

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>>17969358
HOW EGG

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>>17969358
what do they eat?

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>>17969346
i hate whipped cream in shaved ice

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>>17972774
Your ignorance of not knowing what spamming means fuels your anger.

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>>17973607
Mmmmm...blindingly good.

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>>17969318
Get it cooked

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>>17969358
King? More like his eggscellency.

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>>17969358
How did they teach that cat to dance?

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>>17973634
>recipe is a secret
>whisks eggwhite until fluffy
this is CIA tier opsec

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>>17969339
If I'm spending money on salmon fillets, I'm not covering it in mayonnaise and drowning it in soy sauce.
You're not even tasting it after that, use literally anything the fuck else.

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>>17969440
Your people got conquered by THAT and you think anyone else should be ashamed?
Work on yourself lmao

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>>17969358
he egg

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>>17973618
Good god couldn't you at least just put a clay bowl in the fire and then cook the egg on it ?

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>>17969379
Holy shit why did you put all that cilantro on it

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>>17973584
Imagine the gainz from eating an ostrich egg or two each day

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>>17973629
nips should learn about not playing with their food

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>>17969358
>no one has managed to replicate the Egg King's sandwich
How?

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>>17975539
Bold of you to assume they've invented pottery

[Anonymous No.17975969]

ha look at all the ugly man clips, you guys really like him huh?

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>>17975910
It has been done a few times. Not the most entertaining cookalongs, but a nice enough way to pass time when they're live.

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>>17973609
I want to turn that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

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>>17972939
Yeah, you can tell from the snot-like consistency.

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>>17970136
I'd rather have parsnips

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>>17973598
So this is spiral power, huh... not bad.

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>>17973645
I love dumbass food contraptions so much

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>>17973618
what the fuck

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>>17973949
It's methanol that blinds people

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>>17973584
>4-6 people
Nah, that whole shit would be mind

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>>17975987
I want to force feed him his own balls

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>>17969339
Fucker didn't even wash the rice and basted the salmon in the soy and mayo. At least have them on the side!

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>>17969358
the lord reggent returns

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>>17973587
egslop

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>>17969339
about 4 days worth of salt intake in a single bowl, nice

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>>17975601
I will never 4get

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>>17977490
was it rice from a bug infested sack? why wash it otherwise.

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>>17978278
just wash it once or twice to get the rice dust out of there

[Anonymous No.17978377]

I just don't understand ritualposters.

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>>17972912
It absolutely is, but the best chanterelle toast is made with copious amounts of black pepper and extra butter rather than cream.

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>>17969404
>omg adulting amirite??

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>>17977490
if you buy rice in the western world you dont need to wash it out food safety standards are too high, washing rice is something you do in africa, india, china etc

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>>17970797
>>17970209
Hvad fanden er "bice"??!

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>>17973658
>He's never been on /an/

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>>17973587
Everyone is like ”Yes,yes at last I see real cooking,thank you,based Ramsay sir" and it looks like someone ate yellow dye and took a liquid shit

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>>17969332
The fuck is wrong with that bacon? I can get better looking stuff from Walmart.

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>>17973598
Why did they leave so much egg in the bowl?

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>>17973645
Well, if the operation is really that simple and it's reasonably easy to clean, this looks like a good contraption for lazy people, like a coffee maker

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The Licious

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>>17975910
>>17975980
Has it ever been done successfully? All the attempts I’ve seen have arrogantly mixed up the ingredients or screwed the actual cooking.

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>>17972793
What are those

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Bald Swed or Parsnips. Which do you want?

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>>17972939
Yeah. Sure glad he made a video of himself following the package directions (which are in English and Japanese), I'd never have figured it out myself. Natto smells like bleu cheese but tastes like almost nothing without the soy sauce and mustard, it's the snot-like bacterial coating that puts people off.

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>>17972793
Is that some kind of sea cucumber or something? I don't know why you'd even bother to catch something where 99% of its weight is inedible.

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>>17979937
Garloids

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>>17978515
Washing rice also reduces starch which reduces stickiness. Which is more important for something like pilaf or biryani, not to go with sushi.

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>>17980033
Both brother, forever.

[Anonymous No.17980787]

This thread is shit. Filled with some bald fag's tiktok crap.

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>>17975601
is there an archive of this thread?

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>>17978515
>>17977490
most rice is enriched with vitamins nowadays as well to fill the gap on common deficiencies, washing the rice removes that

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>>17975758
Hating stuff doesn't make you cool. Try to appreciate that some people want to have a little bit of joy in their lives.

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>>17969339
>yeah just spend $30 on salmon to make shit lunch for 2 people
i hate modern fucking society

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>>17969358
The return of the king

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>>17973611
>over hard, please

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>>17981586
>Hating stuff doesn't make you cool

Why do zoomies talk like small children?

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>>17981916
>"zoomies"
you tell me

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>>17981586
Hating people hating stuff doesn't make you cool. Maybe he loves hating stuff.

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>>17973603
So, do you eat the egg shell?

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>>17969339
>that rice cooker takes a hour to cook the rice
Fucking jap. What the fuck was they thinking?

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>>17973634
>"recipe is a secret"
>they show the chefs beating the shit out of egg whites
Alrighty then

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>>17981936
kek, incel eternally BTFO

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>>17972793
>Sex-change.webm

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>>17978787
looks like it was candied

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>>17969358
a classic

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>>17973587
>do brits really?
So you think Ramsey actually has this terrible of taste, or is he just memeing to see what's the most outrageous thing he can do that will make people worship his micropenis cooking?

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>>17975987
did he died?

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>>17979529
do americans really?

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>>17973594
This changed my stance on abortion

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>>17973634
I'm not convinced they're not also adding a pinch of starch or flour

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>>17969339
fuck im hungry

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>>17969368
fuck that looks good

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>>17973603
Felt like I just got circumcised

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>>17973584
they just dump it in a pan and let it sit there for 25 fucking minutes?

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>>17987621
Flour wouldn't do anything there. It's a combination of an enormous amount of heavily whipped egg whites and cold copper bowls. That's all there is too it. The hard part is cooking it correctly.

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>>17969404
That might be just the blandest meal I've ever seen

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>>17979521
My friend bought one, egg tastes like plastic smells

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>>17975987
Probably his second or third job of the day

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>>17969404
If you want to healthmax might as well steam it since its gonna taste like a whole bunch of onthing

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>>17990294
You might have lost your tastebuds.

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>>17973626
imagine the smell

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>>17972504
Quit trying to force your retarded meme

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>>17990252
kek

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>>17969368
This looks good, but if you're going to put yourseld out there in public as a chef you should have much better basic techniques.

The cream is too reduced and looks split at the end, the mushrooms should be cooked at a much higher temperature at first before adding the butter, and the parsley is cut horribly. Basic shit.

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>>17973587
What the FUCK is the point of taking it off the heat when it hasnt even remotely started to scramble yet

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>>17973645
>tired of making log shaped omelette on a stick the old fashioned way?

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>>17973613
The heat from the ball cooks the egg.

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>>17969318
Why do bongs ruin their eggs like this?

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>>17990575
This crab needs some old bay.

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>>17969358
I hate this fucking board

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>>17973613
The heat from the ball cooks the egg.

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>>17969591
>scream at the wine to help aerate it

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>>17990296
>>17990294
nah steaming or microwave is much better nutrient wise, microwave is probably the best if I remember right, least time spent cooking and least amount of water used to cook (only the internal water)

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wtf how’d he get in there

[Anonymous No.17993572]

>>17975539
>expecting niggers to have invented anything more complex than the dirt-stick

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>>17975959
It's on Animal Planet for a reason

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>>17969411
Aren't you supposed to open those underwater?

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>>17972897
HP sauce.

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>>17975987
>Hmm yes today I will film the wagie making my sandwich on the offchance anything weird happens
What drives zoomers to impulsively do this?

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>>17986519
i think you spelled it wrong
amerimutts*

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>>17969358
How does he get out

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>>17994204
By yanking

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>>17969339
This is trash.
>didn't wash rice.
>didn't fan the sour rice
>didn't leave the alcohol to evaporate
>avocado, which doesn't belong
>A pile of MSG
>doubling up on soya sauce

I wouldn't give a shit except he ruined a perfectly good piece of fish.

Whoever this is, fuck him

Glugy rice with saline acrid raw fish.

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>>17969358
the lil double dip of the bread is why he's the egg king

[Anonymous No.17994566]

>>17973426
Report him for avatarfagging/spam.
He is a ban evading pedophile that has posted child porn on int at least twice.

[Anonymous No.17994573]

>>17972793
It is a SEVERLY mentally ill pedophile that is spamming and ban evading. Report him for avatarfagging/spam.

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>>17969339
>>17969346

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>>17994566
>>17994573
Do you really think that'll stop him? He's been doing this every day for 3 years now, he's mentally insane and the only thing that will stop him is if he's put down or finds another site to be autistic on.
He's gonna outlive us all, Sverigetråden will never be the same again.

[Anonymous No.17994582]

is it some kind of sex thing? is he a tranny who wants some random scandi tiktoker to fuck him?

[Anonymous No.17994584]

>>17970107
See
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>>17994558

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>>17973607
Is this what is known as drunken egg

[Anonymous No.17994633]

>>17981803
Liquid Nerve Gas

[Anonymous No.17994671]

>>17978488

[Anonymous No.17994917]

>>17973645

[Anonymous No.17994953]

>>17969433
It's probably Haram to cut food with knives

[Anonymous No.17995118]

>>17973613
The eggs are being cooked by the heat of the ball

[Anonymous No.17995137]

>>17969358
guys am i the only one wondering how? i cant be right?

[Anonymous No.17995357]

>>17973618
>animal planet
kek

[Anonymous No.17995361]

[Anonymous No.17995370]

>>17969339
>white guy at the end
i shouldve known

[Anonymous No.17995437]

>>17969358
Obviously I know it's a meme but has anyone actually tried this? It mostly looks like it'd be fairly bland unless I'm misidentifying the stuff he adds to the cup

Also I always wonder why noone seems to visit the guy next door

[Anonymous No.17995439]

>>17975601
Missed this thread. Meat? Sorbet? For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.17995460]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5RLjpQxcx0

[Anonymous No.17995470]

>>17993646
so THAT'S a steamed ham

[Anonymous No.17995484]

>>17995437
If egg and toast is bland to you, it's time to consider carving off your tongue for use as a doorstop because it has no function in its present position.

[Anonymous No.17995493]

>>17973613
ACHULAY the heat boils the water which in turn cooks the eggs which also boils the water
its basically endless

[Anonymous No.17995497]

>>17995484
americans cant have the joy of eggy soldiers
hes retarded leave him alone

[Anonymous No.17995525]

>>17995439
SPEEEEN

[Anonymous No.17995554]

>>17994128
The idea that anything post-worthy could happen at any second. These people will eventually be wearing bodycams 24/7 just in case they can make a tik-tok out of what happens.

[Anonymous No.17995601]

>>17995484
I mean I eat fried egg sandwiches all the time, it's just not something I'd go buy because it's so simple to make.

Though I obviously own an oven and cooking equipment, and I'm assuming they live somewhere that makes cooking expensive then, based on the shack.

[Anonymous No.17995633]

>>17994008
Outside is enough if the smell doesn't bother you too much. That said, surstroemming really is one of those "eat it once so you can say you've eaten it" foods. It's not as bad as people make it out to be, but it also isn't very good

[Anonymous No.17995668]

>>17990152
it will with baking soda

[Anonymous No.17995760]

>>17993572
>being a racist loser

let me guess, you're chinese and eat raw feces from the sewer

[Anonymous No.17996211]

>>17973197

[Anonymous No.17996801]

>>17995760
>sewer
Another thing niggers never invented.
Also, this is 4chan, little buddy. You're allowed to call me a faggot if you disagree with me.
You giant fucking nigger-enabling superfaggot.

[Anonymous No.17996817]

>>17995760
I like your bait. The way you call him out for being a racist loser while being racist against asians yourself is sublime. Can catch him with insults and everyone else with that bullshit.
Suck my cock faggot.

[Anonymous No.17997088]

>>17969377
>>17969422

[Anonymous No.17997739]

>>17993572
Don't be racist please.

[Anonymous No.17997810]

>>17990249
Now that's disappointing
They should've made it out of some kind of metal

[Anonymous No.17998019]

>>17993572
Why is this still up?
Did a mod post this?

[Anonymous No.17998047]

>>17998019
obviously, been hours and nobody has taken it down

[Anonymous No.17998056]

>>17998047
Depends on if multiple people reported it. If it's original enough that everybody just rolls their eyes and ignores it, there will be no reports and so no official attention. If it's an annoying meme that many people are tired of, there will be many reports and probably an offical response. And, of course, if it's a good enough troll to derail the thread there will be lots of reports even if it's original.

[Anonymous No.17998059]

>>17998056
>>17998047
>>17998019
It's not deleted because there's nothing wrong with his post you dumb niggers now STFU

[Anonymous No.17998060]

>>17998056
i reported it 8 times from my phone

[Anonymous No.17998090]

>>17993572

[Anonymous No.17998102]

>>17993572

[Anonymous No.17998105]

>>17998047
>>17998019
>>17998056
Probably wasn't reported at all. This thread is a shithole waste of bytes.

[Anonymous No.17998203]

Big Parsnip® is at it again

[Anonymous No.17998213]

[Anonymous No.17998218]

[Anonymous No.17998223]

[Anonymous No.17998231]

>>17969358
wtf is this real

[Anonymous No.17998485]

>>17969431
How what?

[Anonymous No.17998490]

>>17990252
You mean his second or third heroin trip.

[Anonymous No.17998509]

>>17998223
>Jarred sauce
>Parsnip noodles
That's going to be way too sweet

[Anonymous No.17998550]

>>17969379
>Putting in coriander like its lettuce or something
That would just take like soap to me

[Anonymous No.17998557]

>>17989503
I guess they have to cook it on a very low heat for 25 minutes otherwise the egg would burn underneath way before the upper side was cooked

[Anonymous No.17998562]

>>17979529
When Americans mock the chip butty I will laugh thinking of webms like this.

[Anonymous No.17998565]

>>17998203
>>17998213
>>17998218
>>17998223
Luv me a good 'snip
They seem relatively unknown in continental europe and america

[Anonymous No.17998579]

>>17972861

[Anonymous No.17998632]

>>17969433
banned in bongland

[Anonymous No.17999030]

>>17975601
>>17980845
>>17995439
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/17506239

[Anonymous No.17999152]

>>17998565
Idk they've always been a part of stews and shit in my family

[Anonymous No.17999603]

>>17971527
guy has been spamming this shit for years

[Anonymous No.17999652]

>>17999030
jesus christ my sides

[Anonymous No.17999701]

>>17981610
It's more like 6 dollars for the salmon, maybe 8.

[Anonymous No.17999709]

>>17972891
That's actually the point. A lot of swedes used to unironically prefer yellow tomatoes so much that they actually made ketchup flavored after it.

[Anonymous No.17999718]

>>17970100
All the girls are in love with him. They find him sexy and intelligent.

[Anonymous No.17999719]

>>17969363
Did he at least lick his fingers for disinfection?

[Anonymous No.17999720]

>>17970284
Yeah but when they have friends over they don't share.

[Anonymous No.17999727]

>>17999030
Did Ernest fucking Worrell make that thread? Jesus Christ. People usually have to go to school for years to learn to write comedy like that.

[Anonymous No.17999834]

>>17998562
the fuck is a "chip butty"? godamn brits have the gayest names for things

[Anonymous No.18000073]

>>17999834
It's a French fry sandwich. That's it.

I don't really see the point of a carb-on-carb sandwich, but it sounds innocent and tasty enough, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.18000998]

>>17973587
>tfw