I hold the secret to tender and juicy chicken brest.

[Anonymous No.17969055]

[Anonymous No.17969066]

>>17969055
Chicken breast isn't hard.
Slice in half, cook in pan with butter and spices.

[Anonymous No.17969075]

>>17969066
How long does it take?

[Anonymous No.17969097]

>>17969075
A few minutes. Until it's done

[Anonymous No.17969101]

>>17969097
Not the food sorry, I meant how long does it take for you to shut the fuck up. Nobody asked.

[Anonymous No.17969181]

>>17969101
what are you doing on /ck/? trolling is not allowed

[Anonymous No.17969190]

>>17969101
Lol, recked
>>17969181
Take the L man, that was a good set up

[Anonymous No.17969198]

>>17969055
Air fryer upped my breast game.

[Anonymous No.17969199]

>>17969055
Salt it and let it sit in the refrigerator overnight. It's like brining and it helps keep it juicy and tender. Then just don't overcook it.

[Anonymous No.17969211]

>>17969181
Take the loss little man. Would hate to see you get hurt even more.

[Anonymous No.17969231]

>>17969055
ok tell me the secret you fuckhead

[Anonymous No.17969235]

cooking it in the crock pot seems to work out ok

[Anonymous No.17969247]

>>17969055
If cooking whole then just tenderise it dumbass
If "dicing" then don't actually dice but cut against the grain as thin as practically possible
Otherwise eat thigh instead

[Anonymous No.17969428]

I've been eating nothing but chicken breasts, pork tenderloin and vegetables for the last couple of weeks, decided to start marinating because I was getting so sick of the taste of regular chicken. I'm surprised that the amount of oil used doesn't seem to make a difference, I'm still losing weight at a fast pace, and the breasts so much more tender and palatable as a result. I'm never going back.

[Anonymous No.17969480]

>>17969190
>>17969211
couldn't imagine simping for OP
what is 4chan coming to

[Anonymous No.17969549]

>>17969480
OP is a cum guzzling AIDs riddled faggot, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[Anonymous No.17969553]

>>17969480
A good joke is a good joke

[Anonymous No.17969561]

>>17969181
haha you got burner nigger!

[Anonymous No.17969566]

>>17969549
>>17969553
I dunno what you see in the joke honestly. I know I'm setting myself up for some epic zinger or something but it just wasn't a very funny joke.

[Anonymous No.17969595]

>>17969566
It was a cleverly disguised set up with a well executed punchline, I think you're not seeing it because you were at the butt of it. It wasn't some epic joke that gave me a stroke from laughing, but it was solid.

[Anonymous No.17969600]

it's funny only to me because i owned them

[Anonymous No.17969606]

>>17969595
No I was referring to (you) when I said the joke.

[Anonymous No.17969612]

>>17969606
See? That was funny. I don't even care that I'm the butt of it, a good joke is a good joke.

[Anonymous No.17969619]

>take chickentits
>put it in the oven for 20 minutes
>done
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.17969630]

>>17969190
You are such a fag that I bet you genuinely enjoy the company of other men

[Anonymous No.17969639]

>>17969630
I don't enjoy the company but I do enjoy the sex

[Anonymous No.17969645]

>>17969630
You don't have any male friends?
>>17969639
Also this.

[Anonymous No.17969648]

>>17969612
No it's not. It's very lazy.

[Anonymous No.17969655]

>>17969055
Crammed until it's extra juicy.

[Anonymous No.17969686]

>>17969055
I ate overcooked chicken breast and it split my asshole on the way out. I don't eat it anymore.

[Anonymous No.17969702]

>>17969199
It doesn't even need to be overnight. 30 minutes is fine.

[Anonymous No.17969706]

>>17969101
lmao

[Anonymous No.17969707]

>>17969648
Simple ≠ lazy
Loosen your butt hole.

[Anonymous No.17969708]

>>17969648
shut up dork

[Anonymous No.17969743]

>>17969612
No, that was a lazy and obvious joke. I dunno maybe you're just not very funny.

[Anonymous No.17969766]

>>17969181
i like to microwave my rice cooker with ketchup.

[Anonymous No.17969789]

>>17969743
I didn't make the joke, loosen your butthole.

[Anonymous No.17969878]

>>17969595
>you were at the butt of it
Oh I'm not that anon.

[Anonymous No.17969917]

>>17969878
Then what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.17969964]

>>17969101

[Anonymous No.17970138]

>>17969428
the oil doesn't penetrate into the chicken it just flavors the outside. you're pouring all of the oil down the drain.

[Anonymous No.17970192]

>>17970138
not my problem

[Anonymous No.17970212]

>>17969055
dont know what it is about chicken breast but marinades hits it quicker and harder
>few hours its light, can taste the sauce vs 5+ hours and its completely saturated and overwhelming

[Anonymous No.17971831]

>>17969055
The way I cook chicken breast is this:

>Get a skillet and a lid for the skillet.
>Put skillet on stove at medium heat.
>Take chicken breasts and season with whatever you want.
>When skillet is heated, add 1 tbsp of butter to skillet. Then add chicken breasts, spreading them evenly across the skillet with the thickest part of the breast near the center of the skillet.
>Cook on one side for 3 minutes, flip breasts over and cook other side for 3 minutes.
>Turn heat to low and put lid on skillet and let sit for 5-7 minutes.

When you remove the lid the chicken will be nice and firm on the outside and soft and juicy on the inside. It shouldn't have any crunchy parts outside, and no pink on the inside.

[Anonymous No.17972483]

>>17969101
BASED

[Anonymous No.17972487]

>>17969181
Seething

[Anonymous No.17972509]

>>17969101
based

[Anonymous No.17972535]

>>17969055
So do I.
Air fryer.

[Anonymous No.17972712]

>>17969101
Based, fp is a faggot

[Anonymous No.17972719]

>>17969101
Gottee

[Anonymous No.17972720]

>>17970138
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.17973129]

>>17969101
>>17969181
You two right now

[Anonymous No.17974273]

>>17969055
Sous vide. It's made for hipster faggots and chicken breasts. After it reaches temp, pat it dry, season both sides and sear it until its golden brown. Juiciest chicken breast ever...and I hate it so much. Wife got me one for Christmas a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.17974280]

>>17969055
Please tell us your secret.

I like marinating mine in extra virgin olive oil and garlic and lemon and just leaving it for hours. Can you get more tender?

[Anonymous No.17974317]

>>17969101
I want to knock your teeth out with a knuckleduster you stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.17975386]

Marinate in mayo, retards.