/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17961896]

This filters the retard boomer.

[Anonymous No.17961900]

>ageism
Fuck You.

[Anonymous No.17961903]

>>17961896
I hate fucking with these things but my phone can do it so whatever. Just feel awkward when you grew up watching your parents writing checks like fucking professionals and now you hand them some RFID protected turd card with a butthole symbol on it or whatever and they come back like 30 minutes later because they were probably trying to figure out how to get past your card protection.

[Anonymous No.17961904]

The boomers in my country can navigate this just fine. You must be american also. But you said retarded to start with, so that goes without saying.
Such strange creatures your kind is. Such odd behavior.

[Anonymous No.17961910]

>>17961896
More like based boomers, only a zoomer would be stupid enough to scan a QR code that opens an unknown URL, that's as fucktarded as clicking a hyperlink in an email. That's why we carry a bunch of stickers with QR codes going to a Coinslot image and paste 'em everywhere, those little broccoli-headed shits will learn eventually.

[Anonymous No.17961920]

>>17961896
>where's the menu?
>sir there is no menu you have to scan to view our menu
>what's that?
>you have to scan it with your smartphone
>i dont have one, nor do I want one

What do?

[Anonymous No.17961928]

>>17961920
>What do?
stop being a ludite or cook your own food i guess

[Anonymous No.17961929]

>>17961920
>I'm sure the friends you're meeting here can help you! They're arriving soon, right?

[Anonymous No.17961931]

>>17961920
Leave. Your first mistake was going to a restaurant at all.

[Anonymous No.17961933]

>>17961920
They usually have a small stash of printed menus behind the hostesses kiosk. If they don't, have a waitress read you the entire menu from her phone.

[Anonymous No.17961935]

Is this really any worse than restaurants that don't take cash?
It's just a creative way to filter out poorfags and undersirables.

[Anonymous No.17961940]

>>17961935
It's probably for the varus. Also it's probably for golden corral. Can smell the stink of it on that placard. So who the fuck wants either? You know where you get Covid? Three Guesses.

[Anonymous No.17961957]

>>17961896
I've only ever seen mediocre to shit tier places that have these

[Anonymous No.17961962]

>>17961896
Yea, I'd 360 right the fuck up out of there.

[Anonymous No.17961967]

I'm a 27 year old boomer and I don't like it either

[Anonymous No.17961973]

Boy am I glad this isn’t a thing where I am

[Anonymous No.17961980]

>>17961967
What gets me about it is like, you've got to use a gigantic complex energy-intensive global infrastructure... to read the menu... The thing that you could just write on a piece of paper or a chalkboard on the wall or whatever.
That's just retarded.
I'm all for using technology when it makes sense. 4chan certainly wouldn't have the same appeal if we were all doing this by post, for example, so okay, good use of internet tech.
But a restaurant menu? NIGGA I'M ALREADY IN THE RESTAURANT.

[Anonymous No.17961986]

What about blind people? Sure, they might have a screen reader on their phone, but how would they know where to aim their fucking cameras to scan the QR In the first fucking place? I can see an ADA case brewing here.

[Anonymous No.17961990]

>>17961980
I have a small phone

[Anonymous No.17961994]

>>17961986
And before one of you cunts says something like "hurr durr let the waitstaff scan it for them," no. I'm not even blind and I wouldn't hand some fucking stranger a $1000 phone to scan a fucking menu so I can imagine a blind person would nope the fuck out of there.

[Anonymous No.17962006]

>>17961994
Man my phone cost like 30 bucks and the only way you'd get it from me is to kill me for it.
Like that's a cybernetic symbiote.
It'd be like having a restaurant where there's no menu and the waitstaff are all psychic scanners.
Nah nigga.

[Anonymous No.17962022]

>>17961920
if they don't have a laminated (ask for this specifically, since it can be easily cleaned) physical menu, go full karen and storm out mid-tirade

[Anonymous No.17962058]

>>17961990
Cute, I hate how big all the smart phones are now

[Anonymous No.17962064]

>>17961896
Filters me too. I hate this shit. I can't read shit on my phone screen especially when it's just the photocopy of the menu not formatted for mobile displays.

[Anonymous No.17962074]

>>17961903
it still baffles me that in america you just hand over your card and they fuck off with it.
Here restorants have been using picrel for over a decade at least.

[Anonymous No.17962092]

>>17962074
I don't mind them running off with my card, but I'll agree that it's a bit archaic.
A customer can literally just call me for an order and I can run their card over the phone for a carry-out, but if I goto some places they have to take my card to the one station with a card reader?
Like wut? That never made any sense to me.

[Anonymous No.17962095]

>>17962074
credit card fraud is srs busins
if some random negr used your number on amazon later, most of the time you'd get a fraud report from some random negr ip and hardware id using your cc info to buy shit
it's not worth it, even for the dumbest employees

[Anonymous No.17962104]

>>17962095
This.
If I personally do some unusual shit with my own card that doesn't match my usual patterns, shit gets locked down, I get a fraud alert, and I have to call the fraud department and explain to them that it's actually really me and I'm just sauced and buying some bullshit with my drunk splurge fund.

[Anonymous No.17962106]

>>17962074
Only thing better about Canada than here. Some restaurants have started using the based scanners though like Red Robin.

[Anonymous No.17962108]

>>17961920
every place that has these, just hands me a menu.

[Anonymous No.17962250]

>>17961896
having a phone is what makes you a slave, anon.
>everybody worried about rfid chips
>a chip that would be implanted once and paid for once
>when they all have a phone in their pocket that is able to be triangulated (otherwise you wouldn't get any signal at all) that they pay or indefinitely
you're already in hell on earth, anon.

[Anonymous No.17962259]

>>17961980
the chalk, chalkboard, paper, pens, pencils, cash register, chair, table, flooring, walls, lamps, appliances, etc. are all from an international industry that is extremely energy intensive.
qr menu isn't anything special, anon.

[Anonymous No.17962342]

Nah fuck your orwellian bullshit technology. Ted was right about all of this and any restaurant that makes such measures mandatory should be outright boycotted. Suck my hairy dick OP

[Anonymous No.17962355]

>>17962342
it's for you

[Anonymous No.17962362]

>>17962250
>not using a pager
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.17962460]

Can I just get a fucking paper menu? I don't want to scan shit. Don't tell me it's easy, that's not the point.

[Anonymous No.17962512]

>>17961935
>It's just a creative way to filter out poorfags and undersirables.
As a consumer, I find it a creative way to filter out shitty child-owned businesses without even enough capital to invest in an inkjet printer. If they can't even provide standard menus, why should they be trusted to prepare food from quality ingredients in sanitary conditions? Oh, and as for your "poorfags and undersirables", it's 2022, everyone has a phone (thanks Obama).

[Anonymous No.17962524]

>>17961896
I refuse to do this stupid ass shit, just ask for a menu and they'll give you one.

[Anonymous No.17962596]

>tfw most of the malls here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brookfield_Properties_shopping_malls has pic related instead of listing the hours on the door

[Anonymous No.17962673]

>>17962362
pagers are traceable as well, anon.
did you forget how technology works?
i don't even carry my wallet with me when i go somewhere.

[Anonymous No.17962708]

>>17961900
As with racism, boomer fatigue is completely justified

[Anonymous No.17962755]

>>17962074
A decade ? It's been 20+ years at least in western Europe.
I was baffled they just ask for a signature and not your pin in north America.

[Anonymous No.17962776]

>>17961896
What if i need another dish or if i don't want rice or if i want potato instead of rice?
Sheep

[Anonymous No.17962824]

>>17962596
You know that's for the individual stores inside the mall, right? It's potentially hundreds of different listings.

[Anonymous No.17962831]

>>17962512
holy fucking boomer cope, you think it's because they can't afford printers bruh lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.17962878]

>everyone ITT
"NOOOOOO NEW THING BAD!!! ITS DUMB CAUSE ITS NEW!!! FUCKING ZOOMER BULLSHIT! THINGS NEED TO ALWAYS STAY THE SAME"

there is every reason to do the QR and no reason to keep menus

>laminated menus are filthy. strangers are filthy. i don't know if the last fat fuck that touched this menu is shoving his hands up his asshole and then im touching it and eating? (b-but they can clean it! needlessly more work for already overworked front of house staff)
>it's easier to just update your website menu than to print brand new menus anytime there's a change
>less shit to clutter the table
>can translate the webpage on your phone if you don't speak the language
>can order instantly without having to wait for waiter to come over
>no more having to deal with pretentious fonts

there is every reason to do this and no reason not to?

>WHAT IF I DONT WANT A SMARTPHONE!
get with the times you stupid pretentious edgy hipster cunt. we all have phones now, it's the way the world works.

[Anonymous No.17962893]

>>17962074
You leafs have to deal with this because in America the credit card holder is only liable for, at most, $50 worth of fraudulent charges and basically all credit cards waive that
You should tell Castro’s bastard son that he should consider catching up to the US in socialism

[Anonymous No.17962894]

Give me a tablet if you want to force me to use your numenus

[Anonymous No.17962897]

>>17962878
>File: 6C3BE549-8D90-478A-A1BC-A(...).jpg
Didn't even need to read your post.

[Anonymous No.17962900]

>>17961896
I'm just gonna request a paper menu anyway, and then leave a bad review online.
You shouldn't have wasted my time.

[Anonymous No.17962907]

>>17962512
> everyone has a phone
>wanting a device that tracks your movement and everything you say and do
nah i'm good thanks

[Anonymous No.17962911]

>>17961896
My phone is too small, prick.

[Anonymous No.17962920]

>>17962893
Anon, our country is corrupt, but don't pull things out of your ass like that.
https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/regulations/sor-2001-101/page-2.html
Section 12, subsection 1, part C of the Cost of Borrowing Regulation in the Bank Act states:
>If a lost or stolen credit card is used in an unauthorized manner, the maximum liability of the borrower is the lesser of $50 and the maximum set by the credit agreement;
Meaning you either pay $50 or less depending on what your credit card company offers, and most companies offer $0 liability when you take actions such as securing your card with a PIN.

[Anonymous No.17962926]

>>17961896

[Anonymous No.17962934]

>>17962926
>be terrible parents
>prefer to spend your time behind your phone recording your children being idiots instead of correcting them

[Anonymous No.17962938]

>>17961910
some places have apps that let you order the courses directly on your smartphone, without having to call a waiter every time. Those are pretty cool.
if it's just a menu in pdf format, fuck that, I prefer the paper version (even if it can be pretty unsanitary, if you think about it)

[Anonymous No.17962953]

>>17962926
>>17962934
Gen X was a mistake. I work with a bunch of 40+ guys and they spend half their lunch breaks on their iphones.

[Anonymous No.17963007]

>>17961980
>you've got to use a gigantic complex energy-intensive global infrastructure

You can make anything sound wasteful and stupid when you describe it like that, yet you're literally using that gigantic complex energy-intensive global infrastructure right now to see someone say FUCK YOU to your face, I mean it.

[Anonymous No.17963026]

>>17961920
If that's the case I'd just leave. There are so many instances of companies and governments tracking people I don't want to use a phone except in an emergency.

[Anonymous No.17963033]

>>17961896
>Michelin place in HI, big island
>QR menu
>dogshit mobile data
>wifi password written on the entrance
>nosweaty.jpg

[Anonymous No.17963035]

>>17962831
Zoomers literally, LITERALLY cannot into printers

[Anonymous No.17963049]

>>17961896
I have a simple four step solution for this
>ask for a physical menu
>leave if you don't get one
>don't tip
>never come back

[Anonymous No.17963062]

>>17962878
nah, these things are dogshit, if you've ever at dinner with someone over the age of 50 at your table you'll have to deal with telling them how to get to the menu 20 times, watch the ensuing 5 minute argument with the waiter, and then end up having to share your phone with people anyway. It's fucking miserable. Not to mention that having the phone out at a dinner table is degenerate behavior to begin with

[Anonymous No.17963070]

>>17963007
Did you read all the words or did you give up when you saw a few that seemed a bit big?

[Anonymous No.17963099]

>>17961900
FPBP

[Anonymous No.17963117]

>>17961896
This is still stupid fucking bullshit regardless

[Anonymous No.17963126]

>>17961928
>Luddism bad
>you will eat the plastic
>you will be replaced by robots
>robots don't owe you robopussy

[Anonymous No.17963147]

bet this thread is flooded with mutts who are like
>no my heckin' boomerinos they are so based
>but i dont have a smartfone cos of the j000z

[Anonymous No.17963155]

>>17961896
Every time they do this shit I just tell em I don’t want to scan, bring the menu.
And they bring the menu.
Nobody likes this shit except zoomers and women.

[Anonymous No.17963162]

>>17962878
>it's easier to just update your website menu than to print brand new menus anytime there's a change

Listen faglord, restaurants here either use a blackboard that gets updated almost daily or they have a menu with classic items that never change (printed) and they add a little “menu of the day” card in the middle, either written by hand or printed.

[Anonymous No.17963175]

ive only ever seen these in shitty mall restaurants

[Anonymous No.17963194]

>>17962926
>Bad parenting is the fault of the children now
I hate boomers and gen x so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.17963291]

>>17962934
>>17963194
you could easily figure out how a classic can opener work just by looking at it, unless you're pretty high on the retard scale

[Anonymous No.17963304]

>>17963291
So what's your reaction when you realize your kid is a dumbass?
A.) Teach them
B.) Pull out your phone and record them like it's the billionth rerun of America's Funniest Home Videos

[Anonymous No.17963307]

>>17963304
what if it wasn’t a parent and it’s just a millenial cousin or a gen x uncle taking the piss out of them?

I am not a parent (yet) so I am scared it will happen to me. I mean, it’s kinda obvious that gen x and millenials are terrible parents, and it’s easy to criticize them but I never know whether or not they are actually conscious about it.

[Anonymous No.17963312]

>>17963307
Perhaps it's a greater societal problem, then. This impulse to say "lmao, look at this dumbass!" instead of "hey, you're doing it wrong".

[Anonymous No.17963325]

>>17961896
I’m 33 and I refuse to eat there if they have this

I live in the country we don’t have chains, micro brews or QR code menus like normal fucking people

[Anonymous No.17963351]

>>17963307
In the anglosphere they're much better parents than the parents before them. From 60s to 80s parents just let their kids run wild and acted confused when it turned out that playing in garbage dumps and stormwater drains can get children killed.

[Anonymous No.17963373]

>>17963351
Yeah well kids nowadays are all sedated since they are mostly addicted to ipads.
My cousin’s daughter would refuse eating or take a bite if she doesn’t have her ipad in front of her.

[Anonymous No.17963380]

>>17963304
The women laughing are clearly too old to be his mother

[Anonymous No.17963398]

>>17963380
How does ruling those people out as one of his parents reduce the odds that the person filming is one of his parents?

[Anonymous No.17963402]

>>17963147
>if you don't like what I like you're a racist
I'm pretty sure you're trolling

[Anonymous No.17963404]

>>17961896
That's fine, it just means no tip :)

[Anonymous No.17963451]

filters me
i don't think phones belong at the dinner table so i'll just go somewhere else

[Anonymous No.17963463]

>>17961896
> Being forced to use your smartphone in a restaurant and sharing data is a good thing

[Anonymous No.17963474]

>>17963463
>File: pol-8.png

[Anonymous No.17963501]

>>17962074
A few small, mom and pop restaurants in my area use cell phone cc scanner thingies. The waiter comes to the table with it attached to an iphone, slides your card and that's the end of it..

[Anonymous No.17963513]

>>17962342
>Suck my hairy dick
Well it /is/ Pride Month, so sure; why not?

[Anonymous No.17963517]

>>17962074
i don't think they do anymore
my newest credit card doesn't even have embossing

[Anonymous No.17963523]

>>17963194
>>17962934
>"I don't know how to do it nobody taught me :("
This mental stops being cute after you're 5.
If you show up to a family dinner so fucking high that you can't even figure out how to use a can opener, you deserve to be mocked.

[Anonymous No.17963530]

>>17962926
i don't eat canned food so this will probably be my kid

[Anonymous No.17963531]

>>17963523
>t. horrible unhelpful person who contributes nothing but spite to the growth of others
Go ahead. Sit back behind your phone camera and collected those likes and replies, you big competent man of a man.

[Anonymous No.17963541]

>>17963304
>having kids
ok breeder

[Anonymous No.17963547]

>>17962934
I know a dumb bitch who teaches third grade. The other day, she was grading their final English tests and laughing at "how fucking stupid" the kids are for not being able to do their English work correctly. Even after explaining to her that her entire class performing poorly is more a reflection on her than on them, she still didn't get how her statement was really more a self-own than anything else.
Oh, and she can't use a manual can opener, either. I was at her place hanging out some time back and her electric can opener crapped out. I live two doors down so I offered to go get mine. I did. And she was very confused by it, so I had to open the can for her. That was the day she want from being a friend to being a dumb bitch, the dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.17963548]

>>17963531
As long as you act like a child you will always be treated like one.
That's the real reason people don't like you.

[Anonymous No.17963558]

>>17963523
>>17963547
i know how to use a can opener most of the time but my gramma had one that looked like this and would laugh hysterically every time i would attempt to use it

[Anonymous No.17963565]

>>17963531
>Go ahead. Sit back behind your phone camera and collected those likes and replies, you big competent man of a man.
Don't mind if I do!

[Anonymous No.17963564]

>>17963523
>>17963548
>normal parent: "Son, you're using that tool wrong. Come here. This is how it's used."
>anon: "AHAHA LMFAOOOOOOO DIS FAGGOT DON KNOW HOW TO DO SHIIIIIET! THIS IS GOIN ON FACEBOOK!!!! WADDAFAGET, LMAOOOOOO!"
Don't breed, and stay away from children.

[Anonymous No.17963566]

>>17961896
If they don't want my money that's fine, I can go the the restaurant literally next door that does have menus. Same with any idiotic place that does not accept cash.

[Anonymous No.17963579]

>>17963558
That's the one I brought to the dumb bitch's house! I like it. I also have one like the webm above because reasons. And a truly manual one. Idk what they're called. The one with no moving parts. I have so many can openers because I occasionally forget to put it back after use so there's always a clean one in the drawer.

[Anonymous No.17963582]

>>17963531
>every morsel of knowledge in my brain was imparted directly from my parents.
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.17963587]

>>17963564
>>anon: "AHAHA LMFAOOOOOOO DIS FAGGOT DON KNOW HOW TO DO SHIIIIIET! THIS IS GOIN ON FACEBOOK!!!! WADDAFAGET, LMAOOOOOO!"
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.17963588]

>>17963582
I think he's more pointing out that a failure of a parent just laughs at their children instead of teaching them.

[Anonymous No.17963591]

>>17963587
>Don't breed, and stay away from children.
This, with no exceptions.

[Anonymous No.17963594]

>>17963564
I mentioned on here before, but notwife came home with both skimmed and full fat milks recently so I foamed the skimmed fat milk to make cappuccino. I went into the other room and kiddo's playing on his switch, sees my cappuccino (glass mugs ftw) and says "OOOoooh! Hot chocolate! Can I have some?" So I give him a sip, knowing unsweetened coffee, even if milked, will taste horrible to a kid. The look on his face as he wretched was hilarious.
That's the main reason to have kids.
Last time, someone here said I'm going to raise a serial killer because I gave him a sip of cappuccino. What a pansy.

[Anonymous No.17963601]

>>17963588
because not everyone is raised by humorless snobs

[Anonymous No.17963602]

>>17963594
>wretched
Retched, rather. Fucking corrections.

[Anonymous No.17963605]

>>17963594
>notwife
>kiddo
Please, stop. I lack a sufficiently outrageous reaction image.

[Anonymous No.17963607]

>>17963523
He's figuring it out. Ever seen a boomer try to use a computer? Hint: "WAAAAAA DO IT FOR ME I'M NOT A TECHNOLOGY PERSON"

[Anonymous No.17963608]

>>17963594
feeding grapefruits to kids who think they're oranges is a long standing tradition in my family

[Anonymous No.17963613]

>>17963605
Well, what the fuck else am I supposed to call someone who isn't my wife, sleeps in my bed, has bouncybouncy fun time with me and is neither a girlfriend nor a fiance? "My partner," like some faggot? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.17963615]

>>17963594
>Last time
What compelled you to tell this gay story more than once?

[Anonymous No.17963622]

>>17963608
Nah, he likes grapefruit. Has done since he was a baby. Holy shit, the funniest thing in the world is the faces babies when you feed them new foods.

[Anonymous No.17963630]

>>17963613
>bouncybouncy fun time
Please stop.

[Anonymous No.17963634]

>>17963613
just say wife
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.17963644]

>>17963630
But it feels good on my peepee.

[Anonymous No.17963645]

>>17963634
>paying a fee for the state to legitimize your relationship
Absolutely cucked.

[Anonymous No.17963646]

>>17963613
>wife
>sex
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.17963651]

>>17963613
>Well, what the fuck else am I supposed to call(...)
Girlfriend, wife (commonlaw), fuckpet, etc.
"Notwife" isn't even humorously submissive...

[Anonymous No.17963654]

>>17963651
>fuckpet
I actually like that one!

[Anonymous No.17963658]

>>17963654
I had a coworker who called his girlfriend his "cum bucket". She didn't like that and he couldn't understand why

[Anonymous No.17963664]

>>17963645
>what is common law?

[Anonymous No.17963669]

>>17963664
Baby don't common hurt me...
Don't common hurt me...
No more...

[Anonymous No.17963695]

>>17963607
>He's figuring it out.
He's not.
Hedging my bets that he showed up to Thanksgiving or some other event high as fuck and is hoping that it he makes enough of an ass of himself that someone will take over for him and then he can get out of helping.

>Ever seen a boomer try to use a computer? Hint: "WAAAAAA DO IT FOR ME I'M NOT A TECHNOLOGY PERSON"
I work in IT.
It's not just the boomers that are like that.
And there's a depressing number of zoomers who don't even know how to type with more than 2 fingers.

[Anonymous No.17963702]

>>17961910
>That's why we carry a bunch of stickers with QR codes going to a Coinslot image
I don't understand the scam

[Anonymous No.17963704]

>>17963695
You work in IT hovering over people's typing skills. Sure, checks out.

[Anonymous No.17963736]

>>17962953
Happy pride month!

[Anonymous No.17963749]

>>17963704
>You work in IT hovering over people's typing skills
... yes?
This shouldn't surprise you. What level of cope is this.

[Anonymous No.17963750]

>>17963035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTzO-_Yl4d0

[Anonymous No.17963756]

>>17963695
I will not learn to touch type and I'm not sorry. Uncle Ted did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.17963764]

>>17963736
Everyone in my company is heterosexually married. I think only one of them is gay.

[Anonymous No.17963801]

>>17963736
>>17963764
>>17962953
Actually I think that anon is onto something. Gen X parents are easily the worst and largely responsible for the influx of communism and pussies in their teens and 20s these days.

[Anonymous No.17963807]

>>17963654
>>17963658
>>17963613
>>17963613
I introduce my wife as my roomate sometimes and it gets a chuckle outta people

[Anonymous No.17963808]

>>17961900
Stfu you old ass faggot

[Anonymous No.17963809]

>>17962673
They aren’t, by design. The way pagers work is any time someone sends you a message, the service provider pings out the message to every single broadcast tower in their service area. At best, a pager is traceable to an area roughly the size of Texas.

[Anonymous No.17963813]

>>17961896
I have no smart phone, not getting ever. I can't order at the bar because its all phone ordering now. The server has to come to take my order especially. I'm okay with this, it only makes work harder for the server its doesn't cause an issue for me.

[Anonymous No.17963826]

>>17963373
It’s very easy to avoid this. Just don’t buy your kid an ipad before they can even hold a pencil

[Anonymous No.17963834]

>>17963547
Reckon it’s more because ¾ of her class is either ESL spics or nigs that barely qualify as human
There’s only so much you can teach to literal apes

[Anonymous No.17963845]

>>17963664
Only exists in the anglosphere

[Anonymous No.17963875]

>>17963826
My wife and I's biggest fights have been regarding the tablets and kids. On a 4 hour car ride to our 2nd home, they get antsy, and sometimes she gives them her phone on youtube kids. I can deal with this; but everytime they wine in a restaurant or in public they don't get a phone. They don't get a phone at home. There are too many other things to do. I called her a lazy shit mom who is letting the communists raise her kids and she told me I'm being dramatic. After seeing one of her friends kids who gets the IPAD all day every time; she apologized to me a month later.

Women never admit they're wrong in live time. You have to wait for it.

Accountability is truly a barrier they can't get over.

[Anonymous No.17963883]

>>17963875
My approach to women is to treat them like 12 year olds you can have sex with without the threat of prison. It really seems like they never progress beyond about 12, mentally

[Anonymous No.17963884]

>>17962342
>>17962673
>>17963175
every place I've ever been to that had these; had shit food.

Additionally, IT guy here. The key is people that aren't mentally retarded/sheeple want to minimize their digital footprint, and QR code scanning does the OPPOSITE of this. You will get ads for this place or surrounding places. You will get added to email lists; etc. I turn location off on my phone. I only have 1 page of apps. I use a different email and ID for my stuff. I've done pretty good with minimizing my footprint and its been a noticeable effect on my phone. I don't get ads anymore. I don't even sign into youtube on my roku TV. I just serach for what I want. It definitely helps. Less personalized ads. I haven't had social media in years now. That was a huge one in getting away from the botnet.

Basically try to live your life like its 2006 and its much better. That includes QR menus. So fucking dumb.

But at the end of the day, people go the places that are a) cheap and b) good

Everyone knows McDonalds cheeseburgers are shit compared to your local burger joint. Its that their cheap. The places that are always packed around me are the ones that are GOOD but not too insanely expensive. End of story.

[Anonymous No.17963893]

>>17963883
I would say 17 but sure. They all have low self esteem, are addicted to social media, love to '1 up' each other at parties, lack accountability (I've told my wife its going to be hard to tell your kids to have it when you don't), and love shopping. They really live life on tutorial mode.

[Anonymous No.17963912]

>>17963875
>his wife apologises and doesn't retcon arguments
Won the fucking lottery there man
>>17963883
PHWOAR

[Anonymous No.17963914]

>>17963834
Nope. She teaches at a VAST majority white Catholic school with Asian minorities. Not enough hispanics in the area around the school for there to be any in significant numbers.

[Anonymous No.17964002]

>>17963914
>catholic
Might as well not be white

[Anonymous No.17964034]

>>17964002
Yeah, probably. Considering the area, I would guess most of her students are greasy wop degos.

[Anonymous No.17964051]

>>17964034
Degus are adorable.

[Anonymous No.17964113]

>>17961896
I'm gen z/millenial, I come to the restaurant to not sit on my phone if I'm with people. Fuck off with these menu's

[Anonymous No.17964121]

>>17961990
To match your dick?

[Anonymous No.17964130]

>>17964051
Mama mia thatsa spicy rata balla

[Anonymous No.17964131]

>>17961896
I'm cool with that. To be fair. I don't tip anyways.

[Anonymous No.17964146]

>>17961935
Restaurants not taking cash is even more retarded. That doesn’t even filter out poor people.

[Anonymous No.17964164]

>>17964146
Only poor people and drug dealers carry cash

[Anonymous No.17964242]

>>17964146
Yes, I know credit cards = tracked purchases, but dem bonuses, bro. Dem bonuses.
Airline miles. Amazon points. Gas rewards. Other than the whole tracking thing (which, let's be honest, is dumb; anyone who wants to track you is doing so already), there is no benefit to using cash over card.

[Anonymous No.17964245]

>>17962878
this but completely unironically
basically smelly autistic contrarians oppose QR, entitled little shits that probably got butthurt when cars replaced horses

[Anonymous No.17964313]

>Just give us your personal data goy

[Anonymous No.17964319]

>>17961900
Boomers shit all over the young, fuck them

[Anonymous No.17964397]

>>17961896
my dad struggled with one of these when we were seated outside because of sun glare. He got mad that I wouldn't immediately help him out and we ended up fighting all afternoon. Fuck these things

[Anonymous No.17964428]

>>17963702
What? There's no scam, it's just a shock image.

[Anonymous No.17964476]

>>17961896
Let's get people in the habit of scanning random QR codes I'm sure no one will exploit it.

[Anonymous No.17964495]

>>17964428
Oh, you capitalized "Coinslot" like it was some gay wallet app I've never heard of kek

[Anonymous No.17964501]

>>17961896
Fucking pieces of shit better have wifi.

[Anonymous No.17964522]

>>17962755
Smelly eurofag, leafs have been using it just as long

[Anonymous No.17964524]

>>17961896
It also filters anyone with even a touch of class.

[Anonymous No.17964594]

>>17963565
lol

[Anonymous No.17964607]

>>17961896
I bet they will make these illegal in the soynited states of soymerica.

[Anonymous No.17964624]

>>17961896
my boomer dad has an android phone and doesnt have a qr scanner on it and always try to scan it with the camera and it doesnt work, while i can just open my camera on my iphone and scan it.

either way there should be physical menus

[Anonymous No.17964625]

>>17961910
>That's why we carry a bunch of stickers with QR codes going to a Coinslot image and paste 'em everywhere, those little broccoli-headed shits will learn eventually.
This is the most based thing I’ve read all week but no, they will not learn. I hope this is real and you keep going though.

[Anonymous No.17964634]

>>17963566
>Same with any idiotic place that does not accept cash.
i never understood this, i can get why having electronic payment methods is easier on the business but money is money, it doesnt matter what form its in.

[Anonymous No.17964639]

>>17963026
What the fuck is wrong with people like you that think there are enough agents to track everyone 24/7??Who did you kill or what makes you such a person of interest?

[Anonymous No.17964669]

>>17964639
>What the fuck is wrong with people like you that think there are enough agents to track everyone 24/7?
They don't need to have someone directly monitor people. They just need records they can go back and sift through at their own leisure.

>Who did you kill or what makes you such a person of interest?
You don't need to be a person of interest. You just have to become one, and that requires much less effort than you think.

[Anonymous No.17964672]

>>17961900
>gets in ‘82 Honda with stick shift
>drives away to Crosby,Stils & Nash on cassette

[Anonymous No.17964684]

>>17962074
CC companies charge for every separate terminal. Cost of terminal + annual usage fee. Restaurants keep one machine to keep their costs down.

[Anonymous No.17964691]

>>17961896
dynamic pricing facilitates inflation
grocery stores are the next to adopt this

[Anonymous No.17964786]

>>17962108
Yeah but they get mad

[Anonymous No.17964797]

>>17963613
Piss off dude, "Partner" is more romantic than wife or spouse. I don't care if fruits stole the term for them.

A wife is someone who can divorce you, a partner is someone who will still crave your kiss until she is dying in her death bed.

[Anonymous No.17964805]

>>17961896
Yeah, it does, I don't eat at places that don't have real menus.

[Anonymous No.17964812]

>>17961986
The normal menu would need braille if they were that blind.

[Anonymous No.17964837]

>>17964797
Ok tranny

[Anonymous No.17964867]

>>17963564
there's not enough swearing, frustration, and ridicule in your example to be a normal parent

[Anonymous No.17964874]

>>17964634
Probably a covid thing, some stores were really dumb about it. Pre-2020, stores typically preferred cash because it didn’t come with a transaction fee and they didn’t have to report all of it to the IRS. Even since covid I’ve never been turned away when I offer to pay in cash (I typically do, fuck the federal government)

[Anonymous No.17964920]

>>17961896
It was a retarded and inconvenient covid measure.
It doesn't save money and its an inconvenient way to browse a menu.
Any half decent restaurant printed disposable menus.

[Anonymous No.17964924]

>>17961990
that's pretty small, anon.
small enough to set it on vibrate, and ram it up your butt, even.

[Anonymous No.17964960]

>>17962104
My bank sent me an email saying sorry that they couldn't predict my spending patterns because of how erratic and inconsistent I am. They were apologizing for the constant texts they were sending me every time I made a purchase.

[Anonymous No.17964972]

These are going away because everyone hates them. OP remains a fag.

[Anonymous No.17965126]

>>17961896
>Internet is down for whatever reason
>Site is a slow piece of shit
>Site can't load with adblockers on
>Phone about to die
>Site layout is a horrendous piece of shit
>Still have to put up this QR sign on every single table instead of the fucking menu (places with 20+ items can just fuck off)
>Waitresses have to act tech support for boomers, wasting time
>Boomers will complain on and on and ask for a non-existent menu, wasting time
>Oops our DNS supplied by AWS is fucked right now
>Uhh yeah we don't have x, y and z, the site isn't updated in 6 months
>Boomers can't read small text, wasting time
If you must use this, have a blackboard backup somewhere with the most common items. Do you really save anything by dealing 10x longer with boomers and their complaints?

[Anonymous No.17965277]

>>17964924
The secret is to call your mom and say you're in danger, then hang up before you do.

[Anonymous No.17965438]

>>17963807
I know a pair of twins who call each other "wombmate" in conversations with others.
Example:
>thing 1 txting me: me and the wombmate are going to dimsum. want in?

[Anonymous No.17965451]

>>17961896
I've never seen one of these. But I don't bring my phone with me when I go out, so I guess so.

[Anonymous No.17965685]

>>17961910
Based beyond belief

[Anonymous No.17965699]

>>17961980
>using technology for retarded shit like this, even the poorest nigger has a smartphone
>now a global chip shortage
HOW could we have prevented this???

[Anonymous No.17965732]

>>17963875
>I called her a lazy shit mom who is letting the communists raise her kids and she told me I'm being dramatic.
Based dad

[Anonymous No.17965733]

>>17962878
A now that everyone has their phones out... ^

[Anonymous No.17965799]

>>17962074
2-3 charging stations or 12+ individual devices

You don't need them and it costs more.

[Anonymous No.17965824]

>>17963579
you realize that one is the same as the one from the webm? the one in the webm just has some plastic handles and shit added on. I bet that chick refused your advances and now you're salty. you dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.17965854]

>>17964624
there should be a qr scanner shortcut in the drag down menu from the main screen

[Anonymous No.17965867]

>>17961920
>>17961900
Your time is over old man, better be looking out for coffins rather than restaurants

[Anonymous No.17966226]

>>17963875
You shouldn't be giving them wine to begin with.

[Anonymous No.17966275]

>>17964428
post shock image dude

[Anonymous No.17966299]

>>17966275
>he hasn't seen coinslot

[Anonymous No.17966332]

>>17966299
No fags putting up QR stickers over here in germany, atleast not where I live. We talking Goatse/Lemonparty kind of shock or Tub Girl levels? Or maby something along the line of Zippo Cat?

[Anonymous No.17966385]

>>17963070
>deflecting the fact that he blatantly called you out
typical 4chan user

[Anonymous No.17966552]

>>17966332
It was a bit common in 2020 and 2021 for the very few short moments restaurants were allowed to open, but it pretty much disappeared in continental Europe.
Except for some faggy places that try to be hip and modern, but fuck them, I won’t order shit until they bring me the menu.

[Anonymous No.17966693]

>>17961896
android doesn't have a built in QR reader

[Anonymous No.17966761]

>>17961900
>>17961910
If you are actual boomer, may god bless you! Your end of life care will be of worse quality than an early 80's GM vehicle. Millennials and Zoomers know how and when to punch the clock for themselves. All you old fucks get to suffer for some branch of a market listed corporation for shareholder profit.

The bed you made and everything....

[Anonymous No.17967690]

>>17962897
Seethe Droidjeet

[Anonymous No.17967731]

>>17966385
On a point already covered in the post? I hate how stupid you guys are. It's so sad that you're smarter than most, because you're so fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.17968526]

>>17961910
Based beyond belief

[Anonymous No.17968812]

>>17961896
I never use these. Also if a place has those faggoty card scanners with some annoying touchscreen that plays ads while you eat, I always move that piece of shit to another table.

[Anonymous No.17968843]

[Anonymous No.17968884]

>turn phone volume to max
>take pictures of waitresses asses
>uhh I was just checking the menu