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17961143 No.17961143 [Reply] [Original]

Is this the proper way to eat pizza?

>> No.17961205

>>17961143
I hate it when fuckers fold their pizza in half and then eat it. like yall we aint at a food eating contest you dumbfucks

>> No.17961234

You will never have a reptilian gf

>> No.17961247

>>17961143
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT TONGUE? I WOULDN'T LET THAT BITCH SUCK MY BALLS ONG

>> No.17961257
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17961257

cor blimey

>> No.17961383
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>>17961143
Good lord look at that tongue

>> No.17961388

>>17961143
imagine the rimjobs

>> No.17961392
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>>17961143
>Is this the proper way to eat pizza?
yes but turn the pizza upside down to get the maximum amount of flavor on your tongue

>> No.17961431
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>>17961143
>REPTILE
https://youtu.be/3kRlvrtdS0c

>> No.17961435

>>17961205
eyyy im eatin pizza ova heeer

>> No.17962028

>>17961143
No, you're supposed to hold a dick in your vag

>> No.17962041

>>17961143
Dear sweet mother of god

>> No.17962049

>>17961388
Would it be weird or hot to make eye contact

>> No.17962071

>>17961205
why are you so into what other people do that has no bearing on your safety?

>> No.17962077

>>17961247
She's pretty hot but the trashy American flag in the house is a huge turn off.

>> No.17962140

>>17961143
Imagine being a young man wooing this girl. You take her on a date everything is going well, holding hands, eye contact, obvious flirting...then comes a little car makeout action. You put your lips to hers and gently kiss her. She seems receptive and both of your lips part and you feel 6 inches of tongue slide into your mouth and your eyes go wide as dinner plates. Jesus that would be traumatic.

>> No.17962150

>>17961205
The folding makes it taste better because it doubles the cheese

>> No.17962156

>>17961143
lizard people aren't real they can't hurt you

>> No.17962160

>>17962071
>that has no bearing on your safety?
I can tell what kind of person you are.

>> No.17962311

>>17962156
Spoken like a true lizard. I'm on to you bastards..

>> No.17962346

>>17962150
Also doubles the dough bitch tits

>> No.17962352

>>17961431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpS7nCweYZI

>> No.17962364

>>17961205
Oftentimes people fold it to not get grease on their cheeks and lips, you fucking filthy pig.

>> No.17962368

>>17961143
Jean Simmons

>> No.17962383

>17961205
You don’t deserve a (you) for this low-quality bait

>> No.17962385

>>17962140
I would be doing everything in my power to convince her to suck the life out of my dick.
Stop being a queer

>> No.17962418

I put one on another so it's a pizza sandwich

>> No.17962496

>>17962077
It's not an American flag, there too few stripes.

>> No.17962891

>>17961247
Totally queer.
>>17962077
>trashy American flag
Fully submissive.

>> No.17962909

>>17961143
with a little bit of:
>honey drizzle
>chili flakes
>parmasan cheese