/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[movement speed shaco No.17956596]

rate my cart /ck/

[Anonymous No.17956602]

>>17956596
it belongs to the store not you

[Anonymous No.17956629]

I like the blue plastic

[Anonymous No.17956645]

>>17956596
1/10 because your a cat owner

[Anonymous No.17956648]

>>17956596
>Probably chinese steel alloy.
>No cupholder
Post a picture of the wheels

[Anonymous No.17956691]

>>17956596
>not using the electric scooter
Not very freedom loving of you OP

[Anonymous No.17956721]

Nobody's gonna comment on the 7up flavored cream cheese puffs?

[Anonymous No.17956731]

grim

[Anonymous No.17956736]

>>17956721
Just the normal goyslop. At least the cat is eating better than he is

[Anonymous No.17956743]

>>17956596
>tzatziki flavored crackers dipped in tzatziki dip
the madman

[Anonymous No.17956744]

>>17956596
>van leeran
Lookit this hipster faggot.

[Anonymous No.17956769]

>>17956596
>7up cream cheese cake bites
Wtf...
5/10 average. Also, cats suck. I added +1 bc i keep a box of those Tennessee pride biscuits stocked in the garage freezer for us to have every now and then. I'd try those triscuits with the pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.17956777]

>>17956721
>>17956736
they aren't 7 up flavor, it's baked with the soda. it makes for very moist and sweet cakes.
look up sprite cake recipes and try it out sometime
unless you faggots don't even bake

[Anonymous No.17956892]

>>17956777
you're a very moist and sweet cake

[Anonymous No.17956907]

>>17956596
why do you have two different kinds of pepperoni

[Anonymous No.17956916]

Where's the actual food bro

[Anonymous No.17956975]

>>17956596
>uncrustables
>frozen taki bites
>shit quality pepperoni
>shit quality ramen
>most heinous of all: FRISKIES cat food
you must be very fat and very stupid, just like your poor cat
>7up cream cheese cake bites that expire 4/4/22
old picture so hopefully this is bait. although this shit-person exists somewhere

[Anonymous No.17956994]

>>17956596
That's like one day of food

[Anonymous No.17957022]

>>17956596
0/10
Buy real food and post bmi so I can laugh at you

[Anonymous No.17957053]

>>17956596
Almost entirely goyslop. Disappointing. Try rethinking things.

[Anonymous No.17957105]

>>17956596
post pictures of your cat

[Anonymous No.17957157]

>>17956596
where’s the food

[Anonymous No.17957158]

Well at least your cat is eating healthy

[Anonymous No.17957174]

>>17956602
fpbp

[Anonymous No.17957195]

Rate mine.

[Anonymous No.17957227]

>>17957195
who the fuck bags a watermelon?

[Anonymous No.17957239]

>>17957195
are you too retarded to peel garlic that you need to buy ORGANICS PEELED GARLIC?
all that juice and soda and chips shows what a fatass you are too
that gatorade aint gonna help

[Anonymous No.17957267]

>>17957227
>>17957239
1. I bag the watermelon to.protext from germs and damage
2. Read the soda box, it only has 140 calories
3. I have lots of healthy orange juice and veggies
4. You only have time to peel garlic since you don't have sex

[Anonymous No.17957268]

>>17957195
shart/10

[Anonymous No.17957269]

>>17956596
That'll be $100 plus tip.

[Anonymous No.17957277]

>>17956892
Stop it anon, you're making me blush.

[Anonymous No.17957293]

>>17957267
germs?
what the fuck's a germ, cunt?
have you ever seen one in real life, or did you really believe the bullshit computer generated images you were shown in school from government shill teachers?

[Anonymous No.17957304]

let's do this

[Anonymous No.17957307]

>>17956596
post cat

[Anonymous No.17957312]

>>17957293
Trolleys are covered in all types of body fluids from babies sitting in them.

[Anonymous No.17957313]

>>17957195
Very nice

[Anonymous No.17957318]

>>17957304
>Funko pop
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.17957321]

>>17957304
What's your favorite seed oil/episode of the office/funko pop in your collection?

[Anonymous No.17957323]

>>17957304
>Seed oils bottom right

[Anonymous No.17957325]

>>17957312
those are all american branded products
you can't fool me that you're some exotic european sugar daddy using words like 'trolley'
any rate why would you pick a CART that has fluids on it?

[Anonymous No.17957333]

>>17957325
Yes I'm Australian and I got this pic from Reddit.

[Anonymous No.17957336]

>>17957304
>Tampico
Post hand

[Anonymous No.17957348]

>>17957333
>yes im australian
t. mexican

[Anonymous No.17957350]

>>17957267
Juices aren't healthy
They have extra sugar

If you really want to eat healthy
Just eat the fuckin fruit
Are you still a kid who doesn't like to have fruits so your parents need to buy juice for you?

[Anonymous No.17957356]

Rate my cart guys, it's my cart, I took this photo.

[Anonymous No.17957357]

>>17957304
>reddit: the cart

[Anonymous No.17957361]

>>17957325
I work at IGA, we never wipe the carts, there's an ungodly amount of germs and viruses on those things.

[Anonymous No.17957362]

>>17957350
>be fruit juice producers
>oy vey this fruit juice sure is sweet, let's add more sugar to it to make it even better
ill never understand why we can't just have juiced fruits without the bullshit

[Anonymous No.17957367]

>>17957361
>germs
>viruses
buzzwords.
show me a virus, show me a germ, and show me them on a cart
yeah ill fuckin wait right here

[Anonymous No.17957369]

>>17957367
get a microscope, they wiggle around its pretty wacky

[Anonymous No.17957379]

>>17957356
Oh it's dog food. I was so confused by a 35 pound bag of gravy

[Anonymous No.17957383]

>>17957367
Take some sample grease from cart
Make solution by mixing with water
Take droplets into a petri dish
Observe it under microscope

[Anonymous No.17957392]

>>17957369
>>17957383
>b-but you just need a microscope!
dirty lens and parasitic water is the only thing you'll 'observe'
the government teachers told you they were germs
now you think you have the whole scientific method figured out, which was also shilled to you by the government standard of academic curriculum
pathetic
i bet you retards thought university and education were worthwhile as well

[Anonymous No.17957394]

>>17957392
They are in my lonely life
Can cope over shit with exams

[Anonymous No.17957405]

>>17957394
tube and spoon fed coping activities that inflate your ego into thinking you actually learned a thing or two about life
well let me tell ya
its all a bullshit scam the government designed to keep you distracted from the fact that GOD didn't make it so you had to read a book to figure life out, all so the jews can keep selling your soul for mcdonalds on doordash every night to profiteer off your sheer ignorance to reality
wake up chud, can you smell what GOD is cooking?

[Anonymous No.17957421]

>>17957405
It's happier to lead an ignorant life
Than to become aware of the reality

No wonder normies are happier than us

[Anonymous No.17957423]

Fake schitzo posting is pretty cringe imo. Really lacks the charm of a true and honest schitzo poster who will happily in a fit of mania explain their method of remocing iron from the brain vy snorting research chemicals. Instead we get boring germ or flatearth fakefags shitting up oh... This was a shit thread anyway

[Anonymous No.17957435]

>>17957421
who told you that lie?
anyone selling you the mirage of happier life through ignorance is puppet-stringed by big nose fucks who laugh at their ability to convince other humans opposites of what GOD laid down with the blood of Christ
normies are slaves and their happiness is fabricated by the threads of deceit
if you really know GOD and JESUS then you wouldn't need to suffer in the pig pens
unforuntately, normies are the majority, which is why it's had for the world's eyes to open up to the fact that reality already was good to begin with

[Anonymous No.17957440]

>>17957423
shut the fuck up when you can't even spell schizo properly
you have no idea what you're on about, just looking for things to get angry at because someone mentioned GOD
fuck you kike

[Anonymous No.17957445]

>>17957440
man this shopping cart thread went off the rails

[Anonymous No.17957449]

>>17956596
dead at 27/30

[Anonymous No.17957450]

>>17957445
lol

[Anonymous No.17957451]

>>17957445
>woah, man, discussions have tangencies that really go, like, far out, man
wake up CHUD
life was never about what you put in your shopping cart

[Anonymous No.17957458]

>>17956596
Anon, pls don't buy friskies, it's absolute trash. I don't ask you to go full holistic, but at least try a bit to save your pet from stomach ulcers and cancer

[Anonymous No.17957459]

>>17957304
>>17956596
shameful goyslop
>>17957195
acceptable at best

[Anonymous No.17957460]

>>17957451
don't call me chud, chud

[Anonymous No.17957465]

>>17957449
OP isn't enough to join the 27 club.

[Anonymous No.17957467]

>>17957460
>chudposter projects their bleak reality yet again
don't even bother pic related

[Anonymous No.17957468]

>>17957465
*Based enough

[Anonymous No.17957475]

>>17956777
It says right on the package "real 7UP flavor" you mongoliod

[Anonymous No.17957485]

>>17957475
sure, we can all read the package
but only those with real EXPERIENCE know what it means
children live in a different reality compared to adults
what you think you know when you see, doesn't actually translate over to what reality presents
you act as if you've eaten them before, smug and hoity toity as you come

[Anonymous No.17957493]

>>17956596
don't eat cat food, anon

[Anonymous No.17957803]

>>17956596
Grim

[Anonymous No.17957829]

>>17957392
i bet you believe that the earth is flat,you're braindead

[Anonymous No.17957853]

>>17957829
i bet you have 0 opinions that reddit wouldn't support

[Anonymous No.17958048]

>>17956596
Based sausage biscuits.

[Anonymous No.17958054]

>>17957195
You must be a thirsty motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.17958071]

>>17957348
t.pooftercunt

[Anonymous No.17958073]

>>17957451
Perhaps the real contents of our shopping carts were the friends we made along the way.

[Anonymous No.17958357]

>>17958073
you must have made some good friends then anon. lucky for you, but some don't get any friends in their shopping carts and have to resort to funposting on the internet for socialization

[Anonymous No.17958900]

>>17957304
>funko pops
I was wondering why you bought so much food, and it's obvious that you have to have enough food for you and your wife's boyfriend. Hopefully he doesn't leave the milk out.

[Anonymous No.17959065]

>>17956645
you're

Typically pit bowl owner

[Anonymous No.17959069]

>>17956602
You too belong to the store, wagie.
Now clean up my mess

[Anonymous No.17959071]

>>17957362
kids wont drink it., simple as

[Anonymous No.17959090]

>>17957195
>Bottled orange juice
>Bottled water
>Two huge boxes of canned soda
>Carton Juice
>Gatorade pallet
>Two huge boxes of chips

Buy some fresh oranges and eat those and drink water from the tap, stop eating chips God damn I hate you.

[Anonymous No.17959097]

>>17956596
ameripoor cringe/10
please stop making threads

[Anonymous No.17959111]

Why the fuck do so many people buy bottled water? What do you people actually DO with it? Do you not have a faucet? Do you not have cups at home?

[Anonymous No.17959125]

>>17959111
This may shock you but some people leave the house occasionally

[Anonymous No.17959129]

>>17959125
Do you not have your own water bottle that you can fill for next to nothing from your tap? You instead need to spend $20 every week buying plastic shit because you "leave the house occasionally?" Retards like you should be rounded up and executed, you're everything wrong with this country

[Anonymous No.17959130]

>>17959111
Excuses I have heard are "I come from a country that had undrinkable faucet water and the habit of not trusting faucet water keeps me buying bottled" or "I don't like the taste of faucet water"?

[Anonymous No.17959131]

>>17957367
>he doesn't have a home bacteriology lab
>he doesn't have a stockpile of tularemia baccilli to release on government offices in his country.
Literally ngmi.

[Anonymous No.17959133]

>>17959125
Buy a reusable bottle then asshat

[Anonymous No.17959183]

>>17957195
I kneel

[Anonymous No.17959223]

>>17957195
Have you thought about a warehouse club membership? You’d probably save some money if this is a typical cart for you, if you want to check out Costco’s prices try the “Same Day Delivery” site for your nearest Costco (when it asks for address use the address of the Costco) and divide any food item price listed by 1.17 to get the in store price (the delivery prices in the site are all higher than in store).

[Anonymous No.17959268]

>>17959065
>bowl

[Anonymous No.17959586]

>>17957440
How old are you cringey fucking faggot? 17? Post body your ugly fat piece of shit. I guarantee you live with your parents and still eat goyslop. You are shit and schizo posting because you are not schizophrenic, you ugly fucking hobgoblin.

>hurrrr fuck off kike I’m enlightened
You are and underaged FAGGOT trying to fit in and you’re very bad at it, go back to tiktok you gay little fucker. Please post side profile, I know you have no bitches and a very lacking jaw. Let me see it you little pussy.

[Anonymous No.17959602]

>>17956645
bold of you to assume he has a cat. clearly this faggot is eating the cat food. look at the other garbage in the cart.

[Anonymous No.17959851]

>>17957195
>>17957304
>>17957356
Buying water, soda, and chips is a waste of money imo.

[Anonymous No.17959872]

>>17956596
>7 up cake bites
>>17957195
50% of your cart is pure sugar water
>>17957304
Fucking Americans holy shit
>>17957356
>buys pre cut veggies

Every single cart 2/10
I'm giving 2 points bc there were a couple healthy choices and a few non processed foods in each cart.

[Anonymous No.17959884]

>>17959851
Think like a south east Asian
Go to wet market
Buy fish
Buy meat
A ton of vegetables
Stockpile rice in house
Buy spices in polyethin bags

[Anonymous No.17960395]

Post body

[Anonymous No.17960494]

>>17956596
excellent
>>17957304
not bad
>>17957356
yum

[Anonymous No.17960506]

>>17956596
Wow, 10/10 you got all my favorite items!

[Anonymous No.17961472]

>>17956596
your cat literally eats more protein in a day than you, fat fuck

[Anonymous No.17961660]

>>17956596
I just tried Takis. They’re damn good.

[Anonymous No.17962312]

The cat eats better than you.

[Anonymous No.17962434]

>>17956975
You type in lowercase.

[Anonymous No.17963959]

>>17957458
Shit like that makes cat poop stink really bad because they can't digest the corn and whatever other filler is in there

[Anonymous No.17964436]

>>17957195
fat/10

[Anonymous No.17964441]

>>17956596
if u dont already have veggies at ur house, why r u on this board

[Anonymous No.17964889]

processed aids / 10

[Anonymous No.17964891]

>>17957195
>literally just sugar and one package of meat
absolute fatass

[Anonymous No.17965687]

>>17956596
lotta processed shit in that cart anon

[Anonymous No.17965710]

>>17959129
Cry about it nigger

[Anonymous No.17965846]

>>17956596
OP is a homosexual cat owner.

[Anonymous No.17967288]

>>17957195
>sugar water

[Anonymous No.17967300]

>>17956596
Retarded teenager with his mum's wallet/10

[Anonymous No.17967311]

>>17956596
Primo garbage. Even the cat food is garbage.

[Anonymous No.17967443]

>>17956596
>cart
No that's a shopping trolley

[Anonymous No.17967447]

>>17957362
most juice i see at the store is 100% juice with no added sugar though. generally the only juice where they add sugar is with shitty mixed flavors or with watermelon juice or something else

[Anonymous No.17968407]

>>17956645
People who hate cats are niggers and require an early grave.

[Anonymous No.17968410]

>>17956596
Don't also forget to also cook a fresh meal for your beloved cat, friend. I hope you have a good weekend.

[Anonymous No.17968412]

>>17968407
Post your kitties shitbox.

[Anonymous No.17970289]

>>17957356
You eat about as well as your dog

[Anonymous No.17970325]

>>17956596
Undersized, ugly. 3/10.

[Anonymous No.17971801]

Put the cat food back, you'll drop dead soon enough cat will have a sweet treat to snack on.

[Anonymous No.17971813]

>>17968407
Your home smells like cat piss
>no it doesn't!
It does.

[Anonymous No.17971823]

>>17956596
You are paying some corporation to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

[Anonymous No.17972620]

>>17956777
Would squirt or dr.pepper work?

[Anonymous No.17972628]

>>17956596
80% goyslop and you own cats
Visit /fit/ before it's too late

[Sriwijaya No.17972658]

>>17956596
>rate my cart /ck/
7

[Anonymous No.17972726]

>>17959129
This.

[Anonymous No.17972755]

>>17956596
Why is the cart so small? Are you a child?

[Anonymous No.17974427]

>>17965687
Unless that bread is natural or organic then literally everything is.