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rate my cart /ck/
>>17956596it belongs to the store not you
I like the blue plastic
>>179565961/10 because your a cat owner
>>17956596>Probably chinese steel alloy.>No cupholderPost a picture of the wheels
>>17956596>not using the electric scooterNot very freedom loving of you OP
Nobody's gonna comment on the 7up flavored cream cheese puffs?
>>17956721Just the normal goyslop. At least the cat is eating better than he is
>>17956596>tzatziki flavored crackers dipped in tzatziki dipthe madman
>>17956596>van leeran Lookit this hipster faggot.
>>17956596>7up cream cheese cake bitesWtf...5/10 average. Also, cats suck. I added +1 bc i keep a box of those Tennessee pride biscuits stocked in the garage freezer for us to have every now and then. I'd try those triscuits with the pepperoni.
>>17956721>>17956736they aren't 7 up flavor, it's baked with the soda. it makes for very moist and sweet cakes.look up sprite cake recipes and try it out sometimeunless you faggots don't even bake
>>17956777you're a very moist and sweet cake
>>17956596why do you have two different kinds of pepperoni
Where's the actual food bro
>>17956596>uncrustables>frozen taki bites>shit quality pepperoni>shit quality ramen>most heinous of all: FRISKIES cat foodyou must be very fat and very stupid, just like your poor cat>7up cream cheese cake bites that expire 4/4/22old picture so hopefully this is bait. although this shit-person exists somewhere
>>17956596That's like one day of food
>>179565960/10Buy real food and post bmi so I can laugh at you
>>17956596Almost entirely goyslop. Disappointing. Try rethinking things.
>>17956596post pictures of your cat
>>17956596where’s the food
Well at least your cat is eating healthy
>>17957195who the fuck bags a watermelon?
>>17957195are you too retarded to peel garlic that you need to buy ORGANICS PEELED GARLIC?all that juice and soda and chips shows what a fatass you are toothat gatorade aint gonna help
>>17957227>>179572391. I bag the watermelon to.protext from germs and damage2. Read the soda box, it only has 140 calories3. I have lots of healthy orange juice and veggies4. You only have time to peel garlic since you don't have sex
>>17956596That'll be $100 plus tip.
>>17956892Stop it anon, you're making me blush.
>>17957267germs? what the fuck's a germ, cunt? have you ever seen one in real life, or did you really believe the bullshit computer generated images you were shown in school from government shill teachers?
let's do this
>>17957293Trolleys are covered in all types of body fluids from babies sitting in them.
>>17957304>Funko popKill yourself.
>>17957304What's your favorite seed oil/episode of the office/funko pop in your collection?
>>17957304>Seed oils bottom right
>>17957312those are all american branded productsyou can't fool me that you're some exotic european sugar daddy using words like 'trolley'any rate why would you pick a CART that has fluids on it?
>>17957325Yes I'm Australian and I got this pic from Reddit.
>>17957304>Tampico Post hand
>>17957333>yes im australiant. mexican
>>17957267Juices aren't healthyThey have extra sugarIf you really want to eat healthyJust eat the fuckin fruitAre you still a kid who doesn't like to have fruits so your parents need to buy juice for you?
Rate my cart guys, it's my cart, I took this photo.
>>17957304>reddit: the cart
>>17957325I work at IGA, we never wipe the carts, there's an ungodly amount of germs and viruses on those things.
>>17957350>be fruit juice producers>oy vey this fruit juice sure is sweet, let's add more sugar to it to make it even betterill never understand why we can't just have juiced fruits without the bullshit
>>17957361>germs>virusesbuzzwords.show me a virus, show me a germ, and show me them on a cartyeah ill fuckin wait right here
>>17957367get a microscope, they wiggle around its pretty wacky
>>17957356Oh it's dog food. I was so confused by a 35 pound bag of gravy
>>17957367Take some sample grease from cartMake solution by mixing with waterTake droplets into a petri dishObserve it under microscope
>>17957369>>17957383>b-but you just need a microscope!dirty lens and parasitic water is the only thing you'll 'observe'the government teachers told you they were germsnow you think you have the whole scientific method figured out, which was also shilled to you by the government standard of academic curriculum pathetici bet you retards thought university and education were worthwhile as well
>>17957392They are in my lonely lifeCan cope over shit with exams
>>17957394tube and spoon fed coping activities that inflate your ego into thinking you actually learned a thing or two about lifewell let me tell yaits all a bullshit scam the government designed to keep you distracted from the fact that GOD didn't make it so you had to read a book to figure life out, all so the jews can keep selling your soul for mcdonalds on doordash every night to profiteer off your sheer ignorance to realitywake up chud, can you smell what GOD is cooking?
>>17957405It's happier to lead an ignorant lifeThan to become aware of the realityNo wonder normies are happier than us
Fake schitzo posting is pretty cringe imo. Really lacks the charm of a true and honest schitzo poster who will happily in a fit of mania explain their method of remocing iron from the brain vy snorting research chemicals. Instead we get boring germ or flatearth fakefags shitting up oh... This was a shit thread anyway
>>17957421who told you that lie? anyone selling you the mirage of happier life through ignorance is puppet-stringed by big nose fucks who laugh at their ability to convince other humans opposites of what GOD laid down with the blood of Christnormies are slaves and their happiness is fabricated by the threads of deceit if you really know GOD and JESUS then you wouldn't need to suffer in the pig pens unforuntately, normies are the majority, which is why it's had for the world's eyes to open up to the fact that reality already was good to begin with
>>17957423shut the fuck up when you can't even spell schizo properlyyou have no idea what you're on about, just looking for things to get angry at because someone mentioned GOD fuck you kike
>>17957440man this shopping cart thread went off the rails
>>17956596dead at 27/30
>>17957445>woah, man, discussions have tangencies that really go, like, far out, manwake up CHUDlife was never about what you put in your shopping cart
>>17956596Anon, pls don't buy friskies, it's absolute trash. I don't ask you to go full holistic, but at least try a bit to save your pet from stomach ulcers and cancer
>>17957304>>17956596shameful goyslop>>17957195acceptable at best
>>17957451don't call me chud, chud
>>17957449OP isn't enough to join the 27 club.
>>17957460>chudposter projects their bleak reality yet againdon't even bother pic related
>>17956777It says right on the package "real 7UP flavor" you mongoliod
>>17957475sure, we can all read the packagebut only those with real EXPERIENCE know what it meanschildren live in a different reality compared to adultswhat you think you know when you see, doesn't actually translate over to what reality presents you act as if you've eaten them before, smug and hoity toity as you come
>>17956596don't eat cat food, anon
>>17957392i bet you believe that the earth is flat,you're braindead
>>17957829i bet you have 0 opinions that reddit wouldn't support
>>17956596Based sausage biscuits.
>>17957195You must be a thirsty motherfucker.
>>17957451Perhaps the real contents of our shopping carts were the friends we made along the way.
>>17958073you must have made some good friends then anon. lucky for you, but some don't get any friends in their shopping carts and have to resort to funposting on the internet for socialization
>>17957304>funko popsI was wondering why you bought so much food, and it's obvious that you have to have enough food for you and your wife's boyfriend. Hopefully he doesn't leave the milk out.
>>17956645you'reTypically pit bowl owner
>>17956602You too belong to the store, wagie.Now clean up my mess
>>17957362kids wont drink it., simple as
>>17957195>Bottled orange juice>Bottled water>Two huge boxes of canned soda>Carton Juice>Gatorade pallet>Two huge boxes of chipsBuy some fresh oranges and eat those and drink water from the tap, stop eating chips God damn I hate you.
>>17956596ameripoor cringe/10please stop making threads
Why the fuck do so many people buy bottled water? What do you people actually DO with it? Do you not have a faucet? Do you not have cups at home?
>>17959111This may shock you but some people leave the house occasionally
>>17959125Do you not have your own water bottle that you can fill for next to nothing from your tap? You instead need to spend $20 every week buying plastic shit because you "leave the house occasionally?" Retards like you should be rounded up and executed, you're everything wrong with this country
>>17959111Excuses I have heard are "I come from a country that had undrinkable faucet water and the habit of not trusting faucet water keeps me buying bottled" or "I don't like the taste of faucet water"?
>>17957367>he doesn't have a home bacteriology lab>he doesn't have a stockpile of tularemia baccilli to release on government offices in his country.Literally ngmi.
>>17959125Buy a reusable bottle then asshat
>>17957195Have you thought about a warehouse club membership? You’d probably save some money if this is a typical cart for you, if you want to check out Costco’s prices try the “Same Day Delivery” site for your nearest Costco (when it asks for address use the address of the Costco) and divide any food item price listed by 1.17 to get the in store price (the delivery prices in the site are all higher than in store).
>>17957440How old are you cringey fucking faggot? 17? Post body your ugly fat piece of shit. I guarantee you live with your parents and still eat goyslop. You are shit and schizo posting because you are not schizophrenic, you ugly fucking hobgoblin.>hurrrr fuck off kike I’m enlightened You are and underaged FAGGOT trying to fit in and you’re very bad at it, go back to tiktok you gay little fucker. Please post side profile, I know you have no bitches and a very lacking jaw. Let me see it you little pussy.
>>17956645bold of you to assume he has a cat. clearly this faggot is eating the cat food. look at the other garbage in the cart.
>>17957195>>17957304>>17957356Buying water, soda, and chips is a waste of money imo.
>>17956596>7 up cake bites>>1795719550% of your cart is pure sugar water>>17957304Fucking Americans holy shit>>17957356>buys pre cut veggies Every single cart 2/10I'm giving 2 points bc there were a couple healthy choices and a few non processed foods in each cart.
>>17959851Think like a south east Asian Go to wet marketBuy fishBuy meatA ton of vegetablesStockpile rice in houseBuy spices in polyethin bags
>>17956596Wow, 10/10 you got all my favorite items!
>>17956596your cat literally eats more protein in a day than you, fat fuck
>>17956596I just tried Takis. They’re damn good.
The cat eats better than you.
>>17956975You type in lowercase.
>>17957458Shit like that makes cat poop stink really bad because they can't digest the corn and whatever other filler is in there
>>17956596if u dont already have veggies at ur house, why r u on this board
processed aids / 10
>>17957195>literally just sugar and one package of meatabsolute fatass
>>17956596lotta processed shit in that cart anon
>>17959129Cry about it nigger
>>17956596OP is a homosexual cat owner.
>>17956596Retarded teenager with his mum's wallet/10
>>17956596Primo garbage. Even the cat food is garbage.
>>17956596>cartNo that's a shopping trolley
>>17957362most juice i see at the store is 100% juice with no added sugar though. generally the only juice where they add sugar is with shitty mixed flavors or with watermelon juice or something else
>>17956645People who hate cats are niggers and require an early grave.
>>17956596Don't also forget to also cook a fresh meal for your beloved cat, friend. I hope you have a good weekend.
>>17968407Post your kitties shitbox.
>>17957356You eat about as well as your dog
>>17956596Undersized, ugly. 3/10.
Put the cat food back, you'll drop dead soon enough cat will have a sweet treat to snack on.
>>17968407Your home smells like cat piss>no it doesn't!It does.
>>17956596You are paying some corporation to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
>>17956777Would squirt or dr.pepper work?
>>1795659680% goyslop and you own catsVisit /fit/ before it's too late
>>17956596>rate my cart /ck/7
>>17956596Why is the cart so small? Are you a child?
>>17965687Unless that bread is natural or organic then literally everything is.