/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17956175]

Confess your sins of gluttony. All is forgiven

[Anonymous No.17956198]

>>17956175
I'm too scared to look up how bad Swanson meals are for me. I have no idea where people find time to cook.
I want to believe Swanson meals are healthy and well rounded meals, even though I know there's no way they can even be real food.

[Anonymous No.17956393]

>>17956198
Those meals, and their kind in general, are not healthy and well-rounded.
But as long as you keep the fat, cholesterol, and maybe sodium* in mind, it at least serves as a caloric source. In the end, that is the most important nutrient to continuing your existence.

The biggest issue for immediate health is a lack of macro-nutrients and micro-nutrients, either entirely or in a form that is efficiently extracted by the body. While it doesn't replace a more proper diet, a daily multivitamin and supplements which address symptoms like pic related goes a long way.

Beyond sodium increase, preservatives are likely to cause heightened inflammation and increased risk for long-term diseases, but if you care much about possibilities there you should just cut processed foods entirely.

* I have listened to my doctors on reducing sodium intake without changing much else up and it my blood pressure dropped some. I don't think it is as bad alone as is commonly paraded.

[Anonymous No.17956515]

>>17956198
Just copy the menu and replicate it yourself. It's not hard to buy a turkey breast and bake it, boil and mash some taters and throw some frozen green beans in a pot. These do have a comfy flavor and are nostalgic for me too, but there's really no room to be lazy when it comes to your health or rather being unhealthy

[Anonymous No.17956542]

>>17956175
I come home from work and make a sandwich, have a pickle, maybe some cottage cheese and some chips. The problem is I end up eating half the bag of family/party size chips (doritos, lays, etc). Then I pass out and wake up and go to sleep again and repeat this every day.

[Anonymous No.17956547]

>>17956542
You sound like you do manual work. In which case that’s perfectly fine. Office normies will have problems with food, blue collar kings don’t.

[Anonymous No.17956929]

>>17956175
I've been eating junk food since childhood, and still do into my 30s. It's hard to stop.

[Anonymous No.17957327]

>>17956198
well you can start being healthier by only drinking water/tea instead of that junk

[Anonymous No.17957370]

>>17956542
no, the problem is you're stuck on cruise control, doing the same thing over and over again
WAKE UP MAN
ENJOY TODAY

[Anonymous No.17957928]

>>17956542
That sounds exactly like me, anon.

[Anonymous No.17957976]

>>17956175
One time my bro ordered 3 large 16" pizzas to the shop because we were staying late to work on relatives cars and after i ate 1 and a half of them, midway through my 12th slice, he tapped me on the shoulder to remind me pop hadn't eaten yet. I really badly wanted more but there was only a couple slices left

I once ate 6 whoppers in a sitting on whopper Wednesday b4 going on a "skate trip" (explore the town for spots and skate them until you get kicked out).

The worst because it really effected my pop, I was living with him at the time as an adult. After getting incredibly drunk and I am a drunk so like 25 ish beers I ate half a meatloaf his gf made and polished off the veggies and taters she made for sides and they'd planned for that to be their meal the next day. I was harshly shamed.

Stats, 6' 180 pounds.

[Anonymous No.17958004]

>>17957976
As for my regular sins I generally feel a need to order like I have a gf. For example if I want a burger I'll order something like the burger plus a large antipasto salad so they think I'm buying for a gf too. I did this even while dating except since I'd actually be ordering for 2 I'd order something from another restaurant so they wouldn't know I've gotten 2 meals for myself. Plus fries usually although fried mushrooms are awesome too

[Anonymous No.17958013]

>>17956175
I have the opposite sort of problem
I can't remember the last time I bought a box of salad, a loaf of bread, or a carton of eggs and actually finished it before expiration

[Anonymous No.17958032]

>>17956175
5 pounds of tomatoes
1.5 (3/4 largesize) cups of red onion
1.5 red peppers
2.25 (1.5) cups of cucumber
.5 jalapeno
.5 cups of cilantro
<2 tbs of garlic garlic
1/3 cup olive oil
.25 cups red wine vinegar
.25 cups lemon lime juice
last, this is a recipe an exs mom had she ran a restaurant so i had to downsize the units and ive changed units to be easier for me to shop for it thats why theyre weird but ive eaten this plus the 2 pounds of shrimp and garlic bread croutons meant to be eaten with it in one night. i get fatter when i cook for myself guys.

[Anonymous No.17958056]

>>17956198
They're really high in sodium but there's plenty of worse things you could be eating

[Anonymous No.17959731]

I eat 3 bowls of rice krispies before bed...

[Anonymous No.17960036]

I’ve ate at least a dozen burgers in less than a month.

[Anonymous No.17960040]

I can't cook a steak if my life dependet on it. I'm not even a woman.

[Anonymous No.17960043]

>>17956198
You have time to watch a shit tv show but can't find time to cook? Interesting

[Anonymous No.17960044]

>>17960040
>can't cook a steak
It’s easy. Heat up grill as hot as possible for 10 minutes, throw steak on, flip after 3 minutes and pull off after another 2 minutes

[Anonymous No.17960556]

>>17956175
I ate three grapes once.

[Anonymous No.17960715]

>>17956175
I once ate a whole tin of cinnamon Altoids in an hour. Haven't had one since, don't think.

[Anonymous No.17960750]

>>17956198
>watches shows on a tiny broken laptop in a daylit dining room eating tv dinners with sugary drinks
Grim. Really grim. At least get yourself a fucking TV and couch for god's sake if you don't want to get a PC and monitor

[Anonymous No.17960760]

>>17956175
I ate a pint of ice cream yesterday evening.

[Anonymous No.17960823]

Once I ate 16 pizzas and I stayed skinny back then

[Anonymous No.17960831]

I kind of felt guilty making too many peanut butter and saltine cracker sandwiches as a snack but this thread kind of makes me feel better about myself desu.

[Anonymous No.17960904]

>>17960831
pfft, weak. trust no one in life who never battled the depths of a sin and comes out on top.

[Anonymous No.17960958]

I have had 6+ large bowls of fruity pebbles in the last 10 hrs

[Anonymous No.17960996]

For the past three days I have eaten nothing but icecream :(

[Anonymous No.17961025]

>>17956175
I used to drink over a liter of coke a day. I was a lardass.

I have stopped drinking my calories, cleaned up my diet and took up exercise. Oddly enough, I look much better now nearing 40 than I did in my early 20's.

Nowadays, I still feel like I sin. On Friday nights, I'll down a liter of coke zero, smoke up a little bit, and snack throughout the night. A quesadilla, a couple small lemon tarts, a handful of nuts and such... and yet, my current lifestyle does not allow me to gain weight back.

Living in the Netherlands is the fucking shit. Barely any fatties around because of the way people live here.

[Anonymous No.17961044]

i get really drunk playing yakuza on saturdays and i'll order a shitload of food from jack in the box that's less than half a mile away. i always get egg rolls, tiny tacos, a breakfast burrito, and a chicken burger or burger. i never eat anything past the initial tiny tacos and maybe 1 egg roll, the rest gets nuked the following sunday and monday. idk why my eyes have more say than my stomach man

[Anonymous No.17961053]

>>17956175
Sometimes I get a whole dozen donuts just for myself to eat over the course of a few days. Also every time I get fast food I like to get two different burgers and eat them both, one in each hand going back and forth between them each couple of bites. I love doing that. I also like to mix crushed up cheesy doritos, shredded cheese, and sour cream and eat that out of a bowl, I call it taco mush.

[Anonymous No.17961066]

>>17960958
dude your shits are gonna look like clown gore

[Anonymous No.17961154]

>>17956393
psyllium is a fucking meme
>Improved IBS symptoms
lmao
psyllium ferments in the gut and will worsen IBS symptoms, as well as gas/bloating in general
if you want a fiber supplement that won't rot out your insides, take methylcellulose instead

[Anonymous No.17961567]

Sliced eggplant with olive oil, garlic salt and Italian spaghetti seasoning mix baked in the oven. Chewy but somehow enjoyable while high

[Anonymous No.17961707]

>>17961567
>high
Now that you’ve confessed your food sins, maybe it’s time you go in for a real confession, pothead

[Anonymous No.17961802]

had too much garlic
roasted garlic in the oven
squeeze out the garlic mush it up and i was eating "garlic ice cream"

[Anonymous No.17961821]

>>17957976
That meatloaf sin is pretty bad, anon. My roommate used to do this and I'm so glad his behaviour has improved. Most times I'm just glad he's enjoying something I made but if I come home hungry and my leftovers are all gone (especially if i worked hard on them) i have to steel myself.

[Anonymous No.17961995]

>>17961154
psyllium improves my symptoms, but I'll looks into methylcellulose

[Anonymous No.17962045]

>>17961802
Near where I grew up there was a festival that had shit like garlic ice cream. Someone shot it up and ruined it

[Anonymous No.17962057]

>>17962045
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[Anonymous No.17962118]

>>17962045
there's gonna be another gilroy garlic festival this summer apparently

[Anonymous No.17962283]

>>17962118
but it's called stockton garlic festival

[Anonymous No.17962325]

>>17961044
I used to do something similar. On Friday night I would get a Mac Attack, swap the Big Macs for Quarter Pounders,get Fanta to drink, then get 3 mayo cheeseburgers. I would eat the fries, cheeseburgers and drink the Fanta. Next morning I would put mayo on the Quarter Pounders and reheat them. Reheated Quarter Pounders are better than fresh.

[Anonymous No.17962790]

>>17956175
Have eaten an entire large pizza by myself once

[Anonymous No.17962871]

I buy an walnut/cherry rye boule that's cut really thick and the slices are wide asf, like dinner plate wide, I toast them with butter and make a kick ass AB&J with about a half cup of milk to wash down with sips every bite, it's my every other nightly ritual and I feel amazing doing it
I'm not actually guilty of this rather I'm proud of it

[Anonymous No.17963060]

I'm trying to eat healthier, but I get so tired and pissed off from work sometimes that I have two cheat days a week.

[Anonymous No.17963073]

when i go get fast food i get 25-30$ worth and eat it all in one sitting

[Anonymous No.17964200]

I fucking love McNuggets and I will never get tired of them. I dip it in their ooey gooey soy filled sauce too. My Mcdonalds has a deal where you can get 2 free medium fries free with a 20pc and I eat it every friday. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.17964236]

Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
I ordered a family size pizza with gorgonzola, jalapeños, pineapple and bacon, and ate it all alone over the course of an evening. It was so good I did It again the next day.

[Anonymous No.17964259]

>>17964236
Based pizza toppings, I fucking love pineapple and jalapeno together. You are forgiven, son.

[Anonymous No.17964286]

>>17956198
I don't cook everyday but I eat something I've cooked everyday. Leftovers, nigga. Roast a 4lb turkey titty and that's about 18 servings right there. Fridge some, freeze the rest.
I think I see corn and mash there, too. Not what I would choose, but let's go with that: mashed potato is not only a complete piece of piss but it freezes supremely well if you know how to store it. I put it either in a bakery bag (y'know: the twist shut kind) or freeze them in invidivual servings using fold-over type sandwich baggies (not the zip type). For either one, just squeeze out all the air, twist shut and put in the freezer, open-end tucked under.
For corn, frozen sweetcorn is fine. To serve, I put a bit into a bowl, add a bit of butter and nuke it, then add salt.
Now, what I /would/ serve with the roast turkey would be cauliflower stamppot (steam a head off cauliflower, mash it with butter and season it with salt, parsley and freshly powdered dry onion; add potato flour or flake until a mashed potato consistency is achieved) and something green. Sprouts. Broccoli. Spinach. Whathaveyou. For greens, I blanch them, shock them then nuke (or cook in a pan) with butter and salt, ezpz.
It's nice if you use a different colour of cauliflower. Orange, yellow and purple are nice.
And the gravy. Just chicken (or turkey) stock thickened with a light roux. Gravy also freezes well.
With proper planning, you don't have to spend every waking moment in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.17964299]

I ate some ridiculously hit instant ramen last night and my ass is on fire now

[Anonymous No.17964333]

>>17956198
I literally do not understand the type of person that buys boxed bullshit, or eats boxed bullshit.
Like, i drive my buddy to aldis and he grabs a box of fucking instant mashed potatoes.
I made him put that shit back and walked him over to the pound bag of whole taters. Shit cost maybe 30¢ more than a box of shitty instant taters and at the very least he can make other shit with them than mashed potatoes. He chose to bske some tater skins. When I was climbing out of being homeless my food budget was $50 a week. I ate heartily, but it was mostly bread and eggs. Fucking eggs takes like 10 minutes to cook at the most, so you have zero fucking excuse when your shitty microwave meals take 5 minutes just to defrost one side.

as for my food sin, well, sometimes id get stupidly fucking baked and use half and half for my dumb kids cereal munchies when i ran out of milk.

[Anonymous No.17964413]

>>17956175
I drink 2-4 bottles of wine a day.

[Anonymous No.17964496]

>>17964413
switch to vodka for a low calorie option

[Anonymous No.17964506]

>>17956175
I've started to eat breakfast again instead of fasting in the morning. I know it's gluttonous but I was losing too much weight after switching to a non sedentary job. I'll eat eggs, sausage, and sometimes even cereal. I'm ashamed

[Anonymous No.17964509]

>>17964496
yeah, that's the only draw back. I don't like vodka though, might have to find a decent but cheap whisky instead.

[Anonymous No.17964515]

>>17964506
doesn't sound like a sin if you're turning into an african as a result of fasting. might as well enjoy a hearty breakfast.

[Anonymous No.17964547]

I cannot remember the last time i was hungry. I'm 18 living at home until i go to university this year, i'm working full-time in fast food. I was 64kg before i took the gap-year, now 70kg. Once i went from 66kg to 61kg in one week. I'm going to try it again, but i don't want to cause hairloss. For some reason i just lose control and eat, probably addicted. I've always done binge eating, my mother initially encouraging it. In the last few months, for the first time in my life, my figure has went from that of a V to chubby with love handles. I can tell even my forearms are getting thicker. I've never weighed more than i have right now.

As i type this post, my lust for the kitchen increases and i resist the urge to scrounge what is left after a day of raiding the cupboards.

[Anonymous No.17964619]

>>17964547
Unless you are rich, the student life will likely guarantee you can't overeat. Still, at 18yrs old there's still ample opportunity to reverse course (if you so wish, if you're fine being a landwhale you do you). Maybe join a fitness club or see for on campus sport offers, drink plenty of water, learn recipes that are calorie rich but not saturated with transfats or sugar. Avoid soda like the plague. These steps might be hard to implement at first, but if you succeed 30yrs old you will be forever grateful to actually have a healthy body to work with.

[Anonymous No.17964667]

>>17964619
it's weird being in this position as if you saw me you'd say i was a thin tall guy, but i know i've transformed. I'm catered at college so i get buffet 3x a day. This is irrelevant really as for me it all comes down to attitude. When i lost 5kg in a week it was all atttitude.

But it's haird to maintan an attitude when one week you're working 6am-2am, the next 10pm-7am, the next 6am-12pm.

[Anonymous No.17964732]

>>17956175
I was the one who spent dozens of hours cataloguing and sharing these archives of thousands of GIFs of rotating food, and I still do it.
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood5
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood4
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood3
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood2
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood

[Anonymous No.17964774]

>>17964667
Well at the risk of stating the obvious, the longer you wait to integrate a healthy routine in your life, the harder it gets.
Starting uni is a pretty good time to do this, as you will anyways have to set up a different routine than what you're used to at home. And yes it's hard obviously, until it isn't because it's just a normal part of your daily life.
Either way good luck for your studies anon

[Anonymous No.17965158]

>>17956175
I have a food fetish. It turns me on to no end to fuck a hot meal. I usually eat it after too unless it's been up my ass. My favorite fast food to fuck is a sandwich from subway or a Big Mac, soft white bread is nice, I've fucked raw meats but the cold is a turn off and I'm afraid of diseases so it's only been an occasional thing. Homemade Alfredo is the absolute best though, most creamy pasta dishes are nice. I got third degree burns on my balls once from fucking a can of spaghettios that I heated up too much once.

[Anonymous No.17965182]

In law school, I had been on adderral all day, cramming for finals... Finally ordered like a mcdouble and fries from McDonalrds but thankfully they fucked up and gave me the wrong order. 2 double quarter pounders, 2 large fries, large coke. I crushed it all. I needed that food so bad it was a blessing.

[Anonymous No.17965314]

>>17964509
even if you did like it it looses its charm after the third liter for the week

[Anonymous No.17965649]

>>17965158
Have any other favorite foods? What are your feelings about mac n cheese?

[Anonymous No.17965683]

>>17956175
I resent cooking for my tastelet family and hate their boomer ways.
Most of all I hate cooking for my fat fuck uncle; he insists he can handle heat and hot spicy food but complains when it’s a grade above mild heat. He’s doesn’t want salt in his food and hates food with a lot of ingredients added and tries to interfere.
His knowledge is retard tier to the point that I’m certain he licks windows.
So what do I do? I put all the shit he allegedly hates into my cooking without his knowledge.
He’s made no complaints about my cooking and finishes the plate, but doesn’t thank me for it either. Your typical ingrate but idc I just want to cook how I want and in peace

[Anonymous No.17965697]

>>17956198
Soilent is healthier for you than swanson, cheaper, and easier to make.

[Anonymous No.17965758]

>>17962045
also the guy who did the shooting was the poster child for the /pol/ wojak

[Anonymous No.17965857]

>>17965649
The Velveeta shells are definitely the best, Kraft needs some doctoring up to make it feel worth it but it's hard to keep a grip on. One time I ordered Applebee's Mac n cheese and I find the bigger noodles better to handle but the cheese sauce is a bit dry and they never use enough of it. Any kind of burger can be nice, I like to start between the layers first to tease my cock like it's a pussy them finish by ramming my cock straight through the top bun and through the whole burger until I cum. Burgers are better without lettuce for this though and I like the lettuce when I eat it. I've tried hot wings because of how slick and wet they are, but as you can imagine that burned my pee hole, mango jalapeno from Wingstop is just mild enough that the tingle is nice. Pickled ginger is fucking amazing by the way, not on its own, it needs something that gives it more substance but the tingling is kind blowing.

[Anonymous No.17965880]

>>17956175
I had to go back on the keto because my extreme binge eating was causing me too many health problems.

[Anonymous No.17965987]

>>17964732
Lmao not a sin thanks for the rotating food. Can we get the 3D models in case someone wants to make a game with it

[Anonymous No.17966051]

>>17965857
Please never stop posting, you could be /ck/'s tiles guy. Favorite pizza toppings?

[Anonymous No.17966092]

>>17966051
My favorite to wear is anchovies spinach and feta. But for fucking toppings just get in the way. The best pizza slut is a deep dish, preferably Chicago style, with extra cheese extra sauce. Its funny to me when people post Chicago vs New York pizza threads because I'm so decided. Chicago for fucking and New York for eating. Lasagna is probably the go to Italian dish for me. Sometimes I just boil a couple prices of lasagna pasta with nothing else, slather them in butter and wrap them around my dick to jerk off. I then of course make them into the rest of the dish. The noodle part isn't great this way since it's getting twice cooked, but I don't mind the sacrifice in the name of pleasure. Fucking the entire lasagna made the traditional way is great too, but it takes so long to cook to a comfortable temp that I usually fuck an orange or grapefruit while waiting then fuck the lasagna left overs the next day. Is it hot to think about me fucking food? Should I make some videos? I obviously couldn't post them on this board but I could link to /gif/ with a thread at some point.

[Anonymous No.17966102]

>>17966092
fucked up but I'm telling you there will absolutely be freaks you never knew existed who will pop out of the woodworks ti become your audience. hell you might even want to make sure someone didn't beat you to the punch

[Anonymous No.17966192]

>>17956175
I don't keep food in my house. I go to the grocery store or a restaurant every day, and I eat everything I buy immediately.

[Anonymous No.17966394]

>>17965857
>>17966092
I know this is a meme thread but we need a priest pronto

[Anonymous No.17966446]

>>17966394
Don't act like you've never fucked an apple pie or heated up grapefruit. We've all been horny teenagers who watched American Pie. It's way less weird then being a furry, bronny, or a filthy faggot. Is it more weird to fuck food or the orifice that expels shit?

[Anonymous No.17966469]

>>17966446
>heated up grapefruit
Didn’t expect to see you here, Josh

[Anonymous No.17966488]

>>17966469
Wtf, is that Kenichi Smith? I thought he was killed in Hurricane Katrina bravely facing the storm with his 1911?

[Anonymous No.17966507]

>>17966469
I'm referring to an old /b/ post, newfag.

[Anonymous No.17966535]

>>17956393
>>17961154
>>17961995
You need to stop taking psyllium. The majority comes from India and is heavily tainted with lead.

[Anonymous No.17966550]

>>17966092
>anchovies spinach and feta
based anchovy chad
>Is it hot to think about me fucking food? Should I make some videos?
What kind of question is that, obviously yes. Hope you find someone to make a meal out of you anon, this sounds like it would be a fun dinner date.

[Anonymous No.17966557]

>>17966535
how about you read my post next time dumbass

[Anonymous No.17966604]

>>17956175
I have eaten exactly the same three meals every single day for the past three weeks.
>pumpernickel toast and eggs
>beans and rice
>vegetable soup with some raw carrots, celery, and hummus

It's like 1500 calories total for the whole day. I keep losing weight but I don't have the energy to care. This weekend I plan on making another pot of vegetable soup, and another pot of beans and rice, and buying more eggs and pumpernickel. I expect the only resolution will be suicide.

[Anonymous No.17966653]

>>17966550
If I found a woman under 250lbs that likes me to fuck food and would play into it, I'd marry her immediately.

[Anonymous No.17966659]

>>17966507
TMDNWU also I exclusively visit /ck/

[Anonymous No.17966662]

>>17956175
>Confess your sins of gluttony. All is forgiven
i enjoy SPAM sandwiches.
generic SPAM doesn't do it for me for some reason
sauteed SPAM on toasted bread with mayo is pure comfort food

[Anonymous No.17966675]

>>17966659
>TMDNWU
Sorry I don't speak reddit, can you translate that for me?

[Anonymous No.17966685]

>>17966662
Your only sin is pairing mayo with fried spam. It's just supposed to be fried spam, Velveeta, and white bread toasted in butter.

[Anonymous No.17966709]

>>17966685
>Velveeta
mayo and freshly cracked pepper are enough for seasoning imo

[Anonymous No.17966711]

>>17965987
My pleasure! Unfortunately most of them don't have 3d models though, they're just a series of photographs as the food rotates on a lazy susan kinda like pic related. There's a few that might have models, but I'm always stoned when I do this so I can't remember the sources. xD

[Anonymous No.17966726]

>>17966711
Although desu idk how lazy that Susan is.

[Anonymous No.17966755]

>>17966709
You just like mayo because it tastes like your boyfriend's ass.

[Anonymous No.17966763]

>>17956198
Fuck off Randy

[Anonymous No.17966840]

>>17966711
Dude if you are the guy who made these rotating food gifs you're fucking awesome. I was mesmerized going through gallery 5. Keep up God's work.

[Anonymous No.17966844]

>>17966755
>You just like mayo because it tastes like your boyfriend's ass.
>t.

[Anonymous No.17966992]

>>17966844
What?

[Anonymous No.17966997]

>>17966992
i was sarcastically replying to a mayophobe
t. DUKE's mayo lover

[Anonymous No.17967461]

>>17966997
You're a retard is what you are.

[Anonymous No.17968452]

>>17966092
How and when did you get into this? What was the first food you stuck your dick in?

[Anonymous No.17968474]

I eat quite often eat peanut butter right out of the jar, usually 2 big-ass spoons full. The sugars & complex prorteins and all that help with my hypoglycemia. I crave peanut butter. I'm even going to eat a spoon full right after I post this.

[Anonymous No.17968689]

I watch Food Network all day then feast at 2am

[Anonymous No.17968697]

one of my favorite things to do ever - something that elicits dopamine highs that are relatively close to orgasm - is to get a pizza, wings, fries, soda, and binge eat that to TV, either reruns of shows I find comfy, or political documentaries. I'm down 20 lbs since the beginning of the year mostly due to curbing this habit hard, but I haven't fully stopped it yet. I emotionally eat, and on my very bad days I'll give in. please bless me father for I have sinned.

[Anonymous No.17968700]

>>17968689
thats the tism. you got autists in your family, boy?

[Anonymous No.17968873]

>>17968452
Ive always been a super horny guy, in highschool (15 years ago) I saw a post on /b/ talking about fucking food. They talked about how to heat up a chicken breast enough to make it warm but not cook it so it would feel like a pussy. The anons in the thread also talked about some movie where a character heats up great fruits and fucks them. I tried the grapefruit first and it was great. I was afraid to fuck raw chicken so I fucked a ribeye instead, as my second thing. It went so well I started experimenting with other foods. I hate wasting food too which is why I eat it after.

[Anonymous No.17968880]

>>17968474
Everybody does this

[Anonymous No.17968925]

>>17956175
I one time ate 15 whole rolls at an all you can eat sushi place ordering all the most expensive rolls. Yes I finished it all and in less than 2 hours, this was both gluttony and greed but there you go. The thing is I did it in part to steal from the restaurant I was concerned they were going to start hating me but they actually liked me more and more cheering every time I ordered maybe in their Japanese minds they saw entertainment in a gaijin's bottomless pit gut. That or it reminded them of the dime a dozen anime characters that eat a ton too.

[Anonymous No.17969486]

>>17956175
>Can I confess for somebody else...?
My father ate 2 1/2 whole roast chickens at a wedding dinner party last month.
(Not the tiny ones. We're talking jumbo birds here)
Not to mention he is type 2 diabetic with gallbladder removed, so every time he eat anything with mild grease he has the liquids shits.
Every time he stepped out of the bathroom 2 min later he had to step back in.

Plz god have mercy on the family & Jannies that had to walk in there for the next week.

[Anonymous No.17969498]

>>17968925
nah you just made them shittons of money paying 22$ minimum on each tiny fucking rice & fish log, not that sushi isn't crack in food form.

[Anonymous No.17969516]

>>17965857
God almighty, I hope you never work in a restaurant or fast food.

[Anonymous No.17969570]

>>17969516
I used to work at subway, dairy queen, waffle house, and a couple other restaurants. No I never fucked the food at work, but you bet your ass I took stuff home and fucked it.

[Anonymous No.17969579]

>>17956175
I always take the bus (don't know how to drive) to Golden Corral whenever my parents are out of town.

[Anonymous No.17970448]

>>17956198
So this is what people who frequent those types of websites look like wow..
Cut the soda, try out different seltzer’s and eventually stick to water because any carbonated beverage is bad for your teeth

[Anonymous No.17970464]

>>17956175
I'm italian and I don't complain about americans, I like your food a lot actually

[Anonymous No.17970494]

I'm dieting, and have been successful (13lbs this month) but twice now I have gotten a little Caesars with crazy bread and a battery acid green monster. I inhaled all of it making noises that luckily no other human will ever hear. Afterwords when my heart was pounding from struggling to digest all the grease, bread and acid, I jerked it to SEA women getting tailed. This is when the explosive diarrhea sets in before becoming near comatose for like 14 hours to replenish the dopamine I just abused. Probably gonna do it again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17970713]

>>17956393
I see
>>17956515
>>17957327
I work 10hour night shifts. Plus a 45minutes commute each way... on a bicycle. Once I get my motorcycle running I'll probably have more time to cook real food, but for now it's whatever fits in my backpack.
>>17958056
Is there a way to off-set sodium intake?
>>17960043
You mean the shit I play in the background as I eat and check emails?
>>17960750
Costs too much.

[Anonymous No.17970777]

>>17964286
This sounds like a ton of shit to me. I could probably collect a few of those things over a week or so though.
>Roast a 4lb turkey titty and that's about 18 servings right there.
Huh? That's like, 1 meal.
>Sprouts. Broccoli. Spinach. Whathaveyou. For greens, I blanch them, shock them then nuke (or cook in a pan) with butter and salt, ezpz.
The veggies that come in cans right?
>>17964333
>When I was climbing out of being homeless my food budget was $50 a week
That's a lot.
>Fucking eggs takes like 10 minutes to cook at the most
I heard eggs give you cancer, when I used to cook eggs you have to put cheese and stuff on them, cheese is expensive.
eating a plain egg every day for months sucks.
>>17965697
What does an American extreme metal band formed in 1988 have to do with this?
>>17970448
>those types of websites
These types of websites
>Cut the soda, try out different seltzer’s and eventually stick to water because any carbonated beverage is bad for your teeth
I need some form of extra energy for my night shifts. Getting called into the office and yelled at for 10minutes because you didn't throw all the pallets onto a stack isn't fun.

[Anonymous No.17971146]

>>17969498
one problem the all you can eat special that day was 20 dollars per person I ate 15 rolls of red snapper rolls and other expensive fish each roll had like 2-3 oz of fish they were LONG rolls no way i didn't rip them off red snapper and salmon is expensive for sure each was very meaty I also ordered sashimi too for extra bang for my buck. In total I ate around 3 lbs of fish alone

[Anonymous No.17971242]

i drank a liter of water.

[Anonymous No.17971254]

>>17956175
I have not cooked a meal in 8 months.

[Anonymous No.17971263]

>>17956175
I just ate a whole row of oreos and and drank a coke.

[Anonymous No.17971271]

>>17956175
I use light mayo.

[Anonymous No.17971317]

>>17971271
A tsp of mayo is only 30 calories, why does there need to be a light version of something that adds virtually no calories to your diet? Do you just like the taste of pee?

[Anonymous No.17971388]

>>17970713
keep truckin brother, i feely you

[Anonymous No.17971426]

>>17970713
>Is there a way to off-set sodium intake
Potassium

[Anonymous No.17971440]

>>17968697
I do the same but watching Youtube videos.
I've actually never owned a TV during my adult life, or a monitor with a resolution over 1080p.

[Anonymous No.17971443]

I sometimes put peanut m&ms in the microwave for 30 seconds to make the chocolate on the inside all melty

[Anonymous No.17971461]

>>17971443
Bretty cool ackchually

[Anonymous No.17971625]

>>17971443
but that makes mustard gas

[Anonymous No.17971652]

>>17956175
i ate 4 taco bell pizzas in one sitting. I wanted to sparce them out throught eh evening but I couln't wait. I would have ordered a couple burrittos aw well but im "trying" to control my weight and gerd.

[Anonymous No.17971725]

>>17971443
They melt in your mouth not in your hands.

[Anonymous No.17971805]

>>17956175
Maruchan ramen w/ vienna sausages sitting in buttered toast fills my fat ass the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.17971839]

>>17960036
Why aren't you eating more burgers, nigga this is America

[Anonymous No.17973031]

is alcoholism gluttony

[Anonymous No.17973064]

The antichrist put me in SSRI's and I'm overeating all the time now. Yesterday I made some teriyaki chicken and invited a mate for a beer, he's a bigger guy than me and even he told me my servings were way too much. I am extremely alarmed.

[Anonymous No.17973115]

>>17973031
Retard

[Anonymous No.17973230]

>>17971443
I like freezing candy bars and eating them cold. Twix and kit-kat are my favorite.

[Anonymous No.17973243]

>>17956175
Last time I made curry I tried to throw in as many leftover ingredients that I can get away. Rotting vegetables especially. It didn't taste bad because I used enough curry cubes to completely overpower the taste

[Anonymous No.17973356]

>>17965758
i thought it was the dog lady who kidnapped that unborn baby

[Anonymous No.17973376]

>>17956175
Nothing I do compares.
People give me shit for eating too fast but other than that volume isn't a thing. I just want it over with why the fuck do I want to savor it? On the spectrum fuck it I just don't want to be eating any more.

[Anonymous No.17973593]

>>17973230
You're not alone

[Anonymous No.17973622]

>>17971461
Post feet

[Anonymous No.17973637]

>>17966604
>Tranime viewer.
>Shit diet.
Pottery.

[Anonymous No.17973710]

>>17973637
If they upped the calories a bit it wouldn't even be that shit

[Anonymous No.17973719]

>>17956175
I remember my sister found a bunch of sleeping hornets, cut them in half and tried to make them into a pie. Shit was hilarious an no I am no elaborating. Was this other time I spread chucked paper all over the yard. Goddamn it was a good thing I was fast. My dad thought it was too funny to beat my ass by the time he caught up with me.

[Anonymous No.17973735]

>>17970713
>I work 10hour night shifts. Plus a 45minutes commute each way... on a bicycle. Once I get my motorcycle running I'll probably have more time to cook real food, but for now it's whatever fits in my backpack.
what does this have to do with cutting the sugery drinks fat ass?

[Anonymous No.17973746]

>>17973637
>viewer
What shithole did you come from?

[Anonymous No.17973751]

>>17973637
Tranime weebsite.

[Anonymous No.17974087]

>>17973593
I do the same thing w blueberries. I freeze them as soon as I buy them because I hate them going bad and would rather eat them frozen.

[Anonymous No.17974203]

Added 4 pieces of American cheese on a frozen pizza, ate it and loved it

[Anonymous No.17974353]

I ate thos food

[Anonymous No.17974382]

Every time I make spaghettios or ravioli I like to melt a kraft single with it in the microwave (with a little salt, and sometimes a little butter). I am otherwise absolutely disgusted by Kraft singles in every other context besides this.

[Anonymous No.17974389]

Came home from my last day of HS and I cooked 6 chicken thighs and 3 mashed potatoes and ate it all in one sitting watching revenge of the sith

[Anonymous No.17974448]

>>17956175
about 3/4 a box of spaghetting and one jar of rao's sauce

[Anonymous No.17974698]

>>17956175
I do not eat sugar and purchase many items with "KETO" branding on the packaging

[Anonymous No.17974731]

>>17974698
kys frogshit

[Anonymous No.17974736]

>>17974698
well,you are so,so special!
Please open a restaurant no one will ever go to

[Anonymous No.17974866]

>>17973735
Are you telling me to switch to coffee?
>fat ass
I'm 6'1 150lbs.

[Anonymous No.17974877]

>>17956175
No matter how much I eat at home, I always get hungry at work. I mean the "haven't eaten all day giant hole in my stomach" hungry. I'm 6'0 260lbs now and it's almost solely because I snack on so much stuff at work. I pretty much have 2 breakfasts and 2 lunches.

I've tried just not eating at home to even things out but I'm also insanely hungry when I wake up