It's Over

[Anonymous No.17949250]

It's Over

[Anonymous No.17949253]

>>17949250
But why?
Is lettuce an invasive species there? Does it feed emus?

[Anonymous No.17949254]

>>17949253
It's a result of the policies of "President" Joe Biden

[Anonymous No.17949258]

if this is true, im never ordering kfc again.

[Anonymous No.17949261]

EAT THE CABBAGE GOY

[Anonymous No.17949269]

>>17949250
cabbage is objectively better than lettuce

[Anonymous No.17949273]

>>17949269
true for all cases except eating raw unfortunately

[Anonymous No.17949282]

>>17949253
>It comes as shoppers in Australia have been hit with soaring prices for some fresh fruits and vegetables.
>Social media users have posted photos of lettuces costing over A$10 ($7.18; £5.72), three times the usual price.

[Anonymous No.17949295]

>>17949253
>price of fuel goes up
>fuel powers farm equipment and trucks
>food costs more to produce and to transport
>price of food goes up to pay for farming and transport costs
>some foods are so expensive, stores can no longer supply them
>supermarket shelves are missing several items
this is all by design, and it will keep getting worse until youre forced to eat what the government allows you to. did you think the great reset was just on autopilot or something? theyre going full steam ahead.

[Anonymous No.17949339]

>>17949295
>it's all le conspiracy
the system just sucks

[Anonymous No.17949406]

>>17949339
this lmao, everyone in charge is just retarded and greedy

[Anonymous No.17949413]

>>17949339
at least Brandon got his war with russia

[Anonymous No.17949418]

>>17949413
meds

[Anonymous No.17949437]

>>17949295
>>17949413

[Anonymous No.17949444]

>>17949295
>le great reset

[Anonymous No.17949445]

THE DEATH KNELL OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY
OH, YEAH NAH, YA HATE TO HEAR IT

[Anonymous No.17949446]

ausfag here, unless it has changed in the last day or two, they've been forced to used a lettuce/cabbage "blend", so it's not a complete substitution. A bit of cabbage will be good for the average zinger box aficionado at any rate.

[Anonymous No.17949453]

>>17949273
Why? Just slice it thin.

[Anonymous No.17949454]

>>17949253
Not reading the article, don't give a shit about Kentucky Fucked Chicken, but it's probably that the east coast's winter crops were disrupted by four months of atypical rain and multiple floods in key agricultural areas.

[Anonymous No.17949475]

>>17949454
Pretty sure you're right, the winter lettuce harvest basically shit itself due to the weather.

[Anonymous No.17949491]

The cunts only put in a shred of lettuce in before times, how can they not get enough and how is the cost in any way significant?
They probably just got a good deal on their cabbage that they already use for the coleslaw.

[Anonymous No.17949597]

>>17949491
Get farrrked dawg, they usually chuck heaps in

[Anonymous No.17949607]

>>17949444
>yes the world hasn't changed one bit in the last years. They're the ones peddling fake narratives, not me.

[Anonymous No.17949608]

>>17949491
lettuce is always spilling out the side of my zinger burgers.

[Anonymous No.17949626]

>>17949250
They fucked twisters the day they replaced crispy strips with tenders.

[Anonymous No.17949629]

>>17949446
Lettuce has minimal nutritional value anyway, its mostly just water. Cabbage will probably up the health star rating.

[Anonymous No.17949675]

>>17949250
Lettuce sucks tho. You get some cabbage going and it would almost be like a half assed banh nam mi or however you spell it.

[Anonymous No.17949685]

Making sandwiches with thinly sliced cabbage (red onion, lemon nolive oil and whatever your meat is) is great.... at home.

Don't want to eat no fucking smelly old ass sitting in a box chopped up 3 days ago kfc cabbage though when I go get my tendies

[Anonymous No.17949728]

>>17949418
>>17949437
>sanctioning one of the world's largest energy exporters has no impact on energy prices
Is that what Brandon told you?

[Anonymous No.17949801]

>drumpf was president
>economy was good
>inflation was okay
>food and petrol were affordable
>there was no war in europe
uhhhh well I guess I sure am glad the president isn't saying mean things on twitter anymore

[Anonymous No.17949808]

>>17949295
They don't know will kill and eat them as justice

[Anonymous No.17949812]

>>17949406
>>17949339
When you're so naive you crossed over into retarded

[Anonymous No.17949899]

>>17949250
Cabbage is superior to lettuce.

[Anonymous No.17949909]

>>17949801
Yes. Economic crashes happen instantly.
There’s never a build up.

[Anonymous No.17949915]

>>17949253
lettuce hell expensive here recently, not in season, recent inflation

[Anonymous No.17950012]

>>17949250
>Australians go to KFC and buy lettuce instead of chicken
this is the real news item

[Anonymous No.17950117]

>>17949254

>Australia
>Biden

Biden derangement syndrome

[Anonymous No.17950127]

>>17949909
How many years has biden been "in office" now?

[Anonymous No.17950129]

>>17950117
>how could the retarded economic and geopolitical policies of the incompetent leader of the world's most powerful country impact other countries
it's a mystery

[Anonymous No.17950137]

>>17949282
I did my big shop on the weekend and a head of lettuce at Drake's was $6, where the fuck are people shopping that sells $10+ lettuces?

[Anonymous No.17950141]

>>17949250
Ive had their twisters which use cabbage and it tastes awful. You can request lettuce but they don't add anything else to it.

[Anonymous No.17950160]

>>17950117
>Biden derangement syndrome
This will never be a thing

[Anonymous No.17950633]

>>17949250
>>17949250
Who the loving hell still eats iceberg unironically? Cabbage is the superior token sandwich vegetable.

[Anonymous No.17950643]

>STOP TALKING POLITICS!!!!! YOU RE RUINING MY HECKIN COOKIN SAFE SPACERINO!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17950647]

>>17950137
1e for a lettuce head in europe, try again abochang

[Anonymous No.17950719]

>>17950643
theres an entire board for politics, go there to talk politics.

[Anonymous No.17950825]

>>17950633
i eat iceberg lettuce like an apple

[Anonymous No.17950827]

>>17950825

Do you put anything on it or eat it straight up

[Anonymous No.17950851]

>>17950633
imagine having an opinion and your opinion is this bad.

[Anonymous No.17950903]

>>17950633
>Cabbage is the superior token sandwich vegetable.
Yep. Better crunch, better flavor (well, it's not that hard to beat 0 flavor, true), better for your health.

[Anonymous No.17950922]

Butter is so expensive now, eggs too. Not to mention cheese. Living is a luxury. Maybe...

[Anonymous No.17950937]

>>17949909
And Biden built up a load in his diaper for two years before he exploded it on us

[Anonymous No.17951041]

>>17950160
Admitting that you have a problem is the first step fren

[Anonymous No.17951044]

Here in amerifat land I buy shitty iceberg lettuce for 99¢ for a giant head and throw away what I don't eat immediately because freedom

Thanks Joe, the lettuce is cheap

[Anonymous No.17951060]

>>17949801
Trump oversaw a yield curve inversion which historically predate recessions

[Anonymous No.17951066]

>>17949801
>>17951060
and also begged the fed to lower rates so his economy wouldnt look as bad as it was, giving them less options to respond to changes, and why they have to raise rates now

[Anonymous No.17951077]

>>17949728
>So what Russian invaded another country, i wanna cheep gasoleeeEEEeeen
>t. always nuts within 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.17951113]

>>17950851
Bad like biting into a pointless leaf of 'berg

[Anonymous No.17951123]

>>17951077
>we should crash our own economy to stop an Eastern European shithole from taking over some Eastern European shithole that no ever one cared about until funerary

[Anonymous No.17951130]

>>17951077
>we should crash our own economy to stop an Eastern European shithole from taking over some Eastern European shithole that no ever one cared about until february.

[Anonymous No.17951131]

>>17951077
>So what America invaded another country, they do this every other weekend
>Wait is Russia invadi-... REEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17951135]

>>17951123
Your comprehension of the global economy and how global politics affects your nation is abysmal. Do not comment on things like this if you've never read a book that didn't rhyme.

[Anonymous No.17951165]

cabbage is far superior to iceburg lettuce anyways.

[Anonymous No.17951243]

>>17951130
>conveniently forgets all the recent heavy breathing over said "shithole"

[Anonymous No.17951258]

>>17951130
Blame Drumpff.
He started this economic meltdown. Shilled the vaccine as well. Fucking orange mong.

[Anonymous No.17951321]

>>17951243
Just because the DC beltway goblins thought it was a good idea to tangle with the Russia over some fucking coal mines, doesn't mean it was an actual priority for anyone else here other than over-socialized news junkies

[Anonymous No.17951333]

You WILL eat the cabbage

[Anonymous No.17951341]

>>17949295
>until youre forced to eat what the government allows you to.
that's good. nothing in our lives should be left to chance, every step should be pre-calculated by experts.

[Anonymous No.17951354]

>>17951258
For everything that can be blamed on the orange kike, sanctioning a major grain and energy exporter with the hope to crash their economy wasn't his retarded strategy.

[Anonymous No.17951378]

>>17949406
>>it's all le conspiracy
>this lmao, everyone in charge is just retarded and greedy

this is not mutually exclusive

this is far from mutually exclusive

[Anonymous No.17951387]

>>17951060
>>17951066
this administration doubling energy prices with direct policy action didn't help

[Anonymous No.17951406]

>>17951321
>just some fucking coal mines

[Anonymous No.17951412]

>>17951387
Do you feel him inside you every time you gas up?

[Anonymous No.17951419]

>>17950825
What, like just eating it off the head itself or do you cut it up?

A fat bitch at my old workplace used to cut up an entire one, add like 5 mcdonalds tenders, drown it in dressing and cheese and call it a salad. Probably tasty but she genuinely thought it was healthy and a good idea. I pointed out the dressing was 125 calories a tablespoon and she thought the lettuce "cancelled it out"

Proper nutritional classes in school please

[Anonymous No.17951422]

>>17949801
>add anti-abortion retards to the Supreme Court
>Blacks being born everywhere
>"Huh? Why is the crime rate going up?"

[Anonymous No.17951461]

>>17951412
can leftists ever make a point without some kind of homosexual, often rape-implied reference

[ProudSupporterOfRussiaZ !F9behMWD92 No.17951472]

>>17949250
Regret voting for Briben yet leftcucks? He destroy your economy and start pointless war in Europe that tanks America's economy even further. This is better than Trumps peace and Trumps fantastic economy? Lmao

[Anonymous No.17951474]

>>17951461
No one said you were a nonconsenting dude

[Anonymous No.17951484]

>>17951474
>drag you down to their level then beat you with experience

I'd just start spamming gore but I don't feel like being banned

[ProudSupporterOfRussiaZ !F9behMWD92 No.17951502]

>>17951484
When will you faggots fight a civil war and save your country from globohomo faggots? The American patriots is cowards despite all muh guns and muh blood and soil and muh dont tread on me shit you talk you let tyranny steal your democracy and let Briben wage war in Europe and you faggots do nothing but sit around bitching on the internet while your military industrial complex supplies weapons to bomb the entire world and tank your economy. Fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.17951514]

>>17949454
How many years of "atypical" weather in a row are we going to have before we admit climate change is happening and this is our new weather we have to cope with

[Anonymous No.17951526]

>>17951502
>The American patriots is cowards
*are cowards
Nice try, ESL retard.

[Anonymous No.17951531]

>>17951502
I'm reminded of a quote from an early soviet pamphlet I read once, "what is one voice? it is only a squeak"

>>17951514
This will only increase fuel requirements to keep everyone fed. You can pick, shooting starving people trying to loot from train cars full of grain, or climate change proceeding.

[Anonymous No.17951654]

>>17951484
>spamming gore
Would that be like Hawaiian pizza but with spam?

[Anonymous No.17952338]

>>17951514
>muh climate change
the weather's different every day you can't explain that

[Anonymous No.17952365]

>>17949250
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.17952841]

>>17951077
>the goyim must suffer so that President Zelenskyy (birthname: Goldstein) can hold onto his personal fiefdom

[Anonymous No.17952851]

Should I be spooped that a developed/1st word country does not have lettuce available? is this how it starts?

[Anonymous No.17952967]

What the fuck cunt
> You will eat ze lettuce and like it

Seriously tho, kfc has been going down in quality for ages and this just makes me not wanna buy it again.

[Anonymous No.17952981]

>>17952841
Ukraine doesn't offer legal gay civil marriage so they can go fuck themselves. Anyone oppressing gays deserves to be fucking invaded right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.17952993]

>>17949812
>the GLOBALISTS are coming for your LETTUCE with the GREAT RESET, folks!

[Anonymous No.17953003]

Only cunts and poofters hate cabbage

[Anonymous No.17953013]

>>17953003
Which one are you, faggot?

[Anonymous No.17953029]

>>17953013
You answered your own question you dumb cunt

And iceberg lettuce is shit anyway, if it was cos lettuce then we’d have a problem

[Anonymous No.17953104]

one of the local bistros was doing a fried chicken wrap special and fuck it was so much better than the average twister and now it's over

[Anonymous No.17953117]

>>17953013
there is no need for homphobic slurs here

[Anonymous No.17953118]

>>17952993
this unironically. its over lettucechads

[Anonymous No.17953408]

Subway was out of lettuce today but spinach is better

[Anonymous No.17953428]

>>17950719
>Lettuce? It was always cabbage take your meds

[Anonymous No.17953433]

oh no instead of one fucking plant leaves we have to eat another fucking plant leaf

>why would anyone look at my diet of actual fucking plant leaves and think they can just walk all over me???
get wrecked chlorovores

[Anonymous No.17953439]

Why the fuck is there a lettuce shortage of all things?

[Anonymous No.17953441]

Cabbage is objectively better than lettuce in every way