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17947574 No.17947574 [Reply] [Original]

Yes. Coffee is good for you.

Any other questions?

>> No.17947604

It makes me poop blood. That doesn't sound very good for me.

>> No.17947607

All these studies are about drinking like five cups a day. What if I just drink one every morning like someone who isn't completely addicted to caffeine?

>> No.17947609
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I don't know, man. It makes my heart race and then I start wondering what in the actual fuck "all-cause mortality" is and whether or not that's how I'm going to die.

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>>17947604

>> No.17947642

>>17947611
Get some colon ulcers if you want proof

>> No.17947691

>>17947574
Coffee is a super high carcinogenic so not that great for you.

>> No.17947712

>>17947604
Bro you have Crohn's disease

>> No.17947713

>>17947607
Just take the goy stims

>> No.17947719

>>17947607
>Infograph says 2-3 cups a day
>These studies are about drinking 5 cups a day
Can you not read?

>> No.17947721

>>17947574

I agree thank god all of our ancestors drank 2-3 cups a day otherwise how would we all be here
We MUST drink coffee
We MUST have constant caffeine
We MUST tell others to do the same

>> No.17947729
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>>17947691
Wrong, idiot

>> No.17947743

>>17947729
You made an idiot of yourself over in the fermentation thread. Posting google results on your phone isn't an argument. Fuck off.

>> No.17947760

>>17947743
Lmao, you are the one who argued with me despite agreeing. Facts are facts and your feelings don't change that.

>> No.17947769

>>17947760
>google results
>facts

>> No.17947783

>>17947769
It's goyfacts.

>> No.17947789

>>17947574
coffee killed my car and stole my dog

>> No.17947809
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>>17947611
Shitting blood is possible from mild irritants like coffee provided you have hemorrhoids, anal fissures, absceses, fistula, diverticulosis, Meckel's diverticula, angiodysplasias, proctitis, crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, infectious colitis, ischemic colitis, polyps, and/or colon cancer.

>> No.17947821

>>17947574
Coffee makes it hard for me to sleep properly and sometimes gives me headaches.

>> No.17947845

>>17947769
>>17947783
Facts do t care about your feelings

>> No.17947854

Every time I drink coffee I get an insatiable urge to suck cock, is this normal?

>> No.17947881

>>17947809
Diagnosis: Ass damage

>> No.17947929

>>17947854
Only when you buy from Starbucks or use a Keurig

>> No.17947950

>>17947729
I would assume it's talking about brewing with boiling water. I'm not an expert but when you heat up canola, vegetable, coconut ect oil it releases carcinogens.

>> No.17947955

>>17947604
Sorry about your shit genetics bro.

>> No.17947960

>>17947809
Smartest frog post I’ve ever seen.
>>17947881
Kek.

>> No.17947968

>>17947950
Proof?

>> No.17947989

>>17947950
if the carcinogens are released then wouldn't it be ok

>> No.17948029

>>17947574
what amount do they mean when they say "cup"

>> No.17948034

>>17947968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQmqVVmMB3k


Skip to 13:35 nigger

>> No.17948036

>>17948029
8oz is the standard coffee cup.

>> No.17948041

>>17948034
Lol no need to be upset I was genuinely curious if there had been any conclusive studies.
>Non scientist click bait YouTubers
Oh nvm, you are not credible in the least.

>> No.17948062

>>17948041
Imagine asking for proof, getting sent proof, and then dismissing it because it's a youtube video. I could understand if it was some bullshit like seeing god come into form type of shit. I bet you didn't even watch 3 minutes of it. Oil's like that are very processed and if you watched the video can see that being heated multiple times doesn't do any good to it.

>> No.17948346

>>17948062
It's been dismissed for being non science based and explained by YouTubers who's only motivation is ad revenue. That's like me asking for food, you offering me a rock then getting mad when I say it's not food.

>> No.17948373

>all cause mortality

So drinking coffee will protect me from shit like car crashes and getting shot? Neat.

>> No.17948381

>>17947719
Drinking 2-3 cups AS OPPOSED TO 5 CUPS will result in a lower chance of dying. They just conveniently left that part out. Literally Fox News tier levels of bullshit.

>> No.17948404

>>17947854
sounds like a personal problem

>> No.17948411

>>17947574
It is a little sad that we still don't have a firm understanding of the human body. Enough of an understanding to really concretely improve health across the board anyway. We have definitely made huge advancements in medicine, but scientists are still forced to resort to finding common attributes and habits of people who live long term in order to firm correlations that may not exist. Obviously if coffee made every person shit blood they wouldn't write this article. 80s pop culture made me have high hopes for this timeline but it is just a big disappointment

>> No.17948518

>>17948411
Yes we do, we know what is safe and effective with no long term trials or studies even though animals died with the technology before. GET YOUR BOOSTER BIGOT

>> No.17948525

>caffeine not fucking with your heart
sure bud

>> No.17948533

>>17947769
>(((peer))) reviewed studies
>facts
drink your coffee and get back to work

>> No.17948536

>>17948518
I have had one booster for work, I don't think they are even going to ask us to get any more. Rumor is that it will be optional like the flu shot

>> No.17948537

>>17948346
>YouTubers who's only motivation is ad revenue
name one person whose motivation is not money

>> No.17948545

>>17948525
look at this little nancy whose heart gets flustered by a cuppa lmao

>> No.17948549

>>17948533
Coffee is now Jewish.

We've gone full retard

>> No.17948553

>>17947607
Drink more. Drinking one cup probably has some marginal benefits but you don't see the real gains until it's your primary means of hydration.

>> No.17948566

>>17947574
Coffee haters and tastelets will forever mald over this. Ever since I started drinking primarily coffee, I've lost weight, my skin has cleared up, I have more energy, a higher sex drive, and more pleasant body odor.

>> No.17948570

>>17948566
>take stimulants
>have more energy
nah shit bruv, take a day off and see how much of an asshole the withdrawals make you

>> No.17948582

>>17948536
Oh so you're retarded.

>> No.17948598

>>17947574
Just make sure you drink it with plenty of milk and sugar

>> No.17948606

>>17948570
>Taking a drug that makes you feel good AND it doesn't cause health problems
>lol but stop tho bro

Why?

>> No.17948819

>>17948381
What are you even talking about? You failed to read the post before commenting, just take the L.

>> No.17948831

>>17948525
A cup of coffee only has 40-50mg that's not even close to threshold to affect your heart.

>> No.17948841

>>17948537
Exactly, now take that and lower your standards to some YouTuber with no education or credentials. You now have negative credibility.

>> No.17948845

>>17948606
lol addict

>> No.17948917

>>17948845
Yes, and?

>> No.17949022

>All-cause mortality
holy shit

>> No.17949039

>>17948373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjs2vPR19mQ

>> No.17949041

>>17949022
Too busy drinking coffee to get hit by a car

>> No.17949045

>>17948831
A cup of coffee is closer to 100mg. Black tea is around 50, green tea 25. Even 100mg shouldn't cause much of a problem for someone who doesn't already have heart issues though. But a lot of people are consuming 300mg or more at a time which might not be the best for your heart.

>> No.17949099

>>17947809
I think at least 3 of these are Binding of Isaac items.

>> No.17949188

>>17947691
source: trust me bro

>> No.17950059

>>17948381
No, retard. They have lower all-cause mortality than people who don't drink coffee.

>> No.17950102

>>17948381
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2022/06/01/well/eat/coffee-study-lower-dying-risk.amp.html

>> No.17950271

>>17948381
I don't know what the stats for 5 cups are but when they say that people who drink 2-3 cups have lower all-cause mortality they mean they have lower all-cause mortality than people who don't drink coffee.

>> No.17950395

>>17948582
edgy

>> No.17950617

Instead of soda I just drink coffee, black.

>> No.17950637

>>17948381
Delusions caused by fragile ego.

>> No.17951508

>>17948518
Conspiratards out