/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17946614]

While it did gain much of its popularity from the rising working class wolfing it down before going down into the tea mines but nowadays everyone from politicians to plumbers love a full English on the weekend. It's probably one of the few things that trancend our class barriers: You can find a good full English in the greasiest spoon or in the snootiest café. I'd even go as far as to say it's down right unpatriotic to not like it. It's a food that's simple but allows for quality ingredients to shine without testing too bad if otherwise; it's hearty yet can be any size you like; it's traditional and timeless. When a man has eaten a full English, he can do anything

[Anonymous No.17946619]

>>17946614
Honestly a lot of items to make for one breakfast

[Anonymous No.17946629]

>>17946614
i aint reading all that but a full english is great end off can we stop making these threads ?
>>17946619
takes about 20 minutes max and thats if you want it to be perfect not rushed

[Anonymous No.17946630]

>>17946614

[Anonymous No.17946646]

I always said I preferred an Irish breakfast because it had potato bread+fried tomatoes but I've seen fried tomatoes in full english so fuck knows

[Anonymous No.17946647]

>>17946614

[Anonymous No.17946648]

>>17946614
"Breakfast could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be breakfast anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE skipping breakfast" he thought. God Save the Queen reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the PG Tips circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of continental breakfasts. "With a full English in you, you can do anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.17946650]

>>17946646
The difference is miniscule really.
It's all good.
>>17946647
Delete this

[Anonymous No.17946667]

youre a fatass if you can finish all that

[Anonymous No.17946683]

>>17946629
>takes about 20 minutes max and thats if you want it to be perfect not rushed
bro... U serious?

[Anonymous No.17946922]

>>17946667
It really is too much

[Anonymous No.17947522]

>>17946667
Yeah it is a bit much.

[Anonymous No.17947621]

>>17946630
>pork was first salted in ancient china
sure

[Anonymous No.17948492]

>>17946647
I wonder if this was unironically served as a "full english" in some third world slav country. Those techincally are beans and that is a sausage

[Anonymous No.17948498]

>>17946614
Imagine the worst meal of the day being what your country is known for.

[Anonymous No.17948504]

>>17948498
>breakfast is the worst meal of the day
God, ESLs must live awful lives if this what they think

[Anonymous No.17948527]

>>17948504
You don't need anything but a coffee and a pastry for breakfast. Lunch and dinner are the real meals, breakfast is just quick fuel to feed your body that hasn't eaten in 8+ hours

[Anonymous No.17949383]

>>17948527
French fag detected.
Opinion ignored.

[Anonymous No.17949419]

>>17946614
Oh look another br*t with an essay trying to rationalize this slop. Yes it tastes good on occasion because we all like greasy fatty garbage but so do cheeseburgers, which could be substituted in your fantasy here along with America in place of the UK and lunch in place of breakfast with the same statements remaining true except that would be cringe, wouldn’t it? Lastly:
>quality ingredients
Look at your photo. Again I like these things on occasion too but come on, get a grip man.

[Anonymous No.17949544]

>>17946630
>tomatoes are from the new world so Italian cuisine isn't actually Italian
Fuck this irritating ginger orphan

[Anonymous No.17949551]

>>17946614
You mean a mixed grill I guess. Weird that you're using the American term for it.

[Anonymous No.17949562]

>>17946619
Have you seen average British men as they try to stand up in the cafe or breakfast place after finished with this? They look like a human shaped balloon full with gas, they literally barely able to walk due to the overwheight and fullness. Their women are the same plus extra large hanging lard boobs.
So yes, everyone knows this is too much for a single person

[Anonymous No.17949569]

>>17946647
Yours is closer to real human portion. I like it

[Anonymous No.17949578]

>>17946648
kek

[Anonymous No.17949587]

>>17949562
to be fair they looked like that before they even sat down

[Anonymous No.17949999]

>>17946630
somebody wasn't bullied hard enough in school

[Anonymous No.17950513]

>>17948527
Based coffee and cigarette enjoyer

[Anonymous No.17950526]

>>17946667
I would've needed to not have dinner the night before and have a serious hangover to finish all of the OP pic. And then I probably wouldn't eat anything else the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.17951346]

>>17946614
you cant eat that and then not move your fat lard ass at all

[Anonymous No.17951928]

>All the seethe ITT