/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17942576]

Post your favorite British cuisine. I'll start:

[Anonymous No.17942590]

>>17942576
Why is it that you niggers eat like you're still living in serfdom?

[Anonymous No.17942600]

>>17942576

[Anonymous No.17942614]

>>17942576
For me, it’s the toast sandwich

[Anonymous No.17942641]

>>17942576
What the hell is going on with that plate of food bro

[Anonymous No.17942651]

>>17942576
Classic Ploughmans is based, but doesn't hurt to add a few extras.

[Anonymous No.17942673]

Ploughman's lunch is for medieval peasants and larping faggots. Which are you?

[Anonymous No.17942678]

>>17942576
I love raw onion like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.17942804]

>>17942678

[Anonymous No.17943607]

>>17942678
bread - sharp cheddar - raw onion - bread
There is no better sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17943617]

>>17942576
J Sheekey fish pie recipe
250ml fish stock (a good-quality cube will do)
50ml white wine
125g boneless cod or haddock fillet, skinned and cut into rough 3cm chunks
125g boneless salmon fillet, skinned and cut into rough 3cm chunks
1 tbs chopped parsley

for the sauce:
25g butter
25g flour
90ml double cream
1 tsp English mustard
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
½ tsp anchovy essence
salt and freshly ground black pepper

for the topping:
20-30g butter
500g floury potatoes, peeled, cooked and mashed
salt and freshly ground white pepper
1 tbs milk
15g fresh white breadcrumbs
10g grated Parmesan

J Sheekey is the most famous traditional fish restaurant in the UK.

[Anonymous No.17943618]

>>17942673
>Don't you dare eat those normal whole foods that anyone can grow in their own garden or make from basic ingredients. You're a larper!
>You have to eat mass produced highly processed foods grown and made far from where you live.
>Don't eat food I find weird. Pay a corporation to make food for you.

[Anonymous No.17943622]

>>17942651
It's just a deconstructed sandwich with a side of onions and raisins. Why not just put it together like a normal human being? Bongs make no sense

[Anonymous No.17943628]

>>17942678
Based. Internet fatsos who grew up on chicken nuggets can’t handle this amount of based.

[Anonymous No.17943832]

>>17942576
Incredibly based post

[Anonymous No.17945298]

>>17942576
Kinda wholesome, tbqhwyfldd

>>17942678
Based and straight

[Anonymous No.17945310]

>>17942576
why do bongoloids do this
just make a sandwich you tard all the ingredients are right there

[Anonymous No.17945331]

>>17943618
You making your own cheese and brewing your own ale? Faggot

[Anonymous No.17945341]

>>17942590
>>17942641
>>17942673
>>17943622
>>17945310
>Americans lose their minds at the sight of bread and cheese

[Anonymous No.17945350]

>>17945341
Wait a minute who the fuck butters the bread while on the loaf?

[Anonymous No.17945355]

>>17945341
You've completely missed the point of the posts you're quoting you retarded britcuck, nobody is losing their shit over bread and cheese. It's the fact that you retards still eat bread and cheese like you're fucking peasants working the land for some lord instead of just eating a sandwich like the rest of the civilized world.

[Anonymous No.17945357]

>>17945350
How have you been doing it, weirdo?

[Anonymous No.17945374]

>>17945355
Calm down, Amerifriend
There's no wrong way to eat one's bread

[Anonymous No.17945383]

>>17942651
What a shitty charcuterie board

[Anonymous No.17945394]

>>17942576
Mum whipped this up a few nights ago. Absolutely delicious. Stargazy pie is one of my all-time favourites.

[Anonymous No.17945398]

>ITT
>Making a sandwich is the difference between FREEDOM(tm) and serfdom
Americans are weird.

[Anonymous No.17945405]

Bread is meant to be kept sliced and frozen and only taken out a few times a year and toasted.

The fuck are people eating poison bread for anyways? 85% meat diet.

[Anonymous No.17945418]

>>17945398
Dip you have a license to have that opinion?

[Anonymous No.17945442]

>>17945405
>freeze bread
Holy shit. Ill just stick my bollocks in a vice too

[Anonymous No.17945457]

>>17945405
nobody asked also you're a ketard

[Anonymous No.17945458]

>>17945394
>>17942614
>>17942576
>>17942600
why does /ck/ chimp out about british food daily?

[Anonymous No.17945477]

>>17945458
To balance out the shitposting about American food that also happens daily

[Anonymous No.17945487]

>>17945458
>Chimp out
That is literally a picture of my mothers pie. I'm contributing to the thread.

[Anonymous No.17945497]

>>17945442
>leaving bread in the refridgerator or out in room temperature

Holy shit. How fucking retarded can you be? Enjoy your mold and quick shelf life.

How fucking retarded are these guys?

[Anonymous No.17945509]

>>17945487
STOP CHIMPING OUT

[Anonymous No.17945517]

>>17943617
Now in english pls

[Anonymous No.17945527]

>>17945341
>bongs spend 30 years bashing americans for their love of bread and dairy
>immediately start accusing americans of being idiots who don’t understand the joys of bread and dairy, when americans point out bongs have the same predilection for them

Why do yurotrash always argue like women? Catty, passive-aggressive, non-committal, and constantly moving goalposts. Is it the lack of testosterone? Or is it a culture of being so terrified their Lord or Duke would whip them for speaking out of turn that they developed a habit of making vague insults with enough plausible deniability that they won’t be punished for mouthing off.

[Anonymous No.17945549]

>>17942576
idk about cuisine but clotted cream is fucking good and isn't in america for some reason
i don't recall anything else good i had there that isn't here

[Anonymous No.17945562]

>>17945355
>nobody is losing their shit over bread and cheese. It's the fact that you retards still eat bread and cheese
Room temperature IQ post

[Anonymous No.17945566]

[Anonymous No.17945567]

>2022
>still eating peasant bread regularity
>Not eating a primary meat and dairy diet

[Anonymous No.17945582]

>>17945355
>you are stupid for eating bread and cheese without putting more bread on top to form a sandwich

[Anonymous No.17945587]

>>17945355
>instead of just eating a sandwich like the rest of the civilized world
And where in the civilized world originated said sandwich?

[Anonymous No.17945600]

>>17943622
That's what you do

[Anonymous No.17945602]

>>17942576
I feel bad for ploughman

[Anonymous No.17945616]

>>17945567
>faggot thinks, that noblemen didn't eat bread 700 years ago

[Anonymous No.17945619]

>>17942576
You will never have dental care. You have no floss, you have no toothpaste, you have no mouthwash. You are an unhygenic man twisted by tea and crumpets into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “tally-ho’s” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your lads are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mates” laugh at your ghoulish smile behind closed doors.
Dentists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed doctors to clean teeth with incredible efficiency. Even Englishmen who “brush their teeth” look uncanny and unnatural to a dentist. Your rotting gums are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to make an appointment with a dentist, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected maw.
You will never be able to chew solid food. You wrench out a few meager strokes of the toothbrush at the top of the morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the halitosis creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, buy a suicide license, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your queen will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable stench. They’ll bury you without your dentures, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an Englishman is buried there. Your remaining teeth will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your toiletries is a toothbrush that was never opened.

[Anonymous No.17945627]

>>17942576

[Anonymous No.17945632]

>>17945616
They didn't know better fatty.

[Anonymous No.17945637]

>>17942576
They changed the wikipedia picture from the extremely attractive meal you posted to this. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.17945654]

>>17945619
"You will never have de-"
>gets shot

[Anonymous No.17945670]

>>17943617
Do bongs really go to the butcher and be like
> As-Salamu-Alaykum, Mate. I’ll have three hundred and seventy one grams of cod, uhhhhhhhh two hundred thirty eight grams of Salmon, and a tv license, for takeaway ol’ chap
>right, thank you very much, mate. Allahu-Akbar to you as well.

[Anonymous No.17945682]

>>17943622
>raisins
Thats Pickle, you bantu mongoloid savage

[Anonymous No.17945688]

"ploughman's lunch" aka sliced bread and whatever spreads and raw vegetables I have in my fridge is what you eat when you're depressed, tired, angry or all of the above. It absolutely does not replace an actual cooked meal and will quickly lead to overeating. Someone explain why the Brits see something that's by all accounts student poverty food that every western culture has, but hides in shame, as some sort of culinary achievement?
>bubuh muh traditional hearty no-nonsense bland slop
Your traditions are shit. Believe it or not Bonglandia is not the only country with a tradition of working class peasant foods. Over here a ploughman's lunch is boiled potatoes and green beans dressed with crackling and sour cream. Beats literal bread, butter and raw onions any day.

[Anonymous No.17945698]

>>17945670
Not for much longer

[Anonymous No.17945705]

>>17945698
God, STOP MAKING ME RESPECT THE BONGS

[Anonymous No.17945893]

>>17945670
It's a different scale, not some sort of bizarre other system. Are you just confused by numbers larger than 12?

[Anonymous No.17945902]

>>17945698
Lol
Lmao
Probably meant so impoverished bongs lose sight of just how much more expensive everything gets
>Out of respect for our customers, we don't raise prices!
>Now 3oz instead of 100g!

[Anonymous No.17945906]

>>17945670
No, why the fuck would we go to the butcher for fish

[Anonymous No.17945909]

>>17945893
He is american.

[Anonymous No.17945931]

>>17945893
>lololol ameridumbnonsensicalslur doesn't use metric because retard
>dividing by 5280????????

[Anonymous No.17945949]

>>17945902
>greek and roman mathematicians were dumb, we should instead listen to french political committees
Lol

[Anonymous No.17945953]

>>17945458
It's pure envy.

[Anonymous No.17945961]

>>17945637
Looks good.

[Anonymous No.17945966]

>>17945931
Not that anon but I encourage you to read the full reply chain

[Anonymous No.17945970]

>>17945698
Brexit means Brexit

[Anonymous No.17945991]

>>17945949
>Ancients smart
>Early modern people dumb
What did he mean by this.
I've yet to see a mathematician in favour of the imperial system btw. Maybe some of them would be in favour of a true duodezimal system, but the mishmash of the imperial system is just retarded.

[Anonymous No.17945997]

>multiples of 10 are better because....they just ARE, ok?!

[Anonymous No.17946009]

>>17942576
This thread is making me conflicted.
On one hand I hate americans, because they are from experience some of the most stupid, entitled and annoying people on the english speaking internet.
On the other hand there is truly no excuse for british cuisine. Even the few dishes that are shown as counterexamples of great british cuisine are the kind of food that I would devour as sloppa after getting drunk, but far from anything I would consider "great cuisine"

[Anonymous No.17946020]

>>17945383

[Anonymous No.17946022]

>>17945997
>because....they just ARE, ok?!
Imperial would be based if the conversion between units was uniform (so always the same multiplier to go up or down one order of magnitude) and you guys committed to then using that multiplier as the base for your number system. Until then it's just a halfway cucked compromise.

[Anonymous No.17946039]

>>17945997
>Multiples of 3, 4, 12 and 1760 in a decimal system are TRADITION
Your brain on fish&chips.

[Anonymous No.17946040]

>>17946020
Stick it in a pizza box and you're onto a winner

[Anonymous No.17946046]

Retro Ploughmans

[Anonymous No.17946063]

>>17945991
Yes. Greco-Romans built the west, (((revolutionary French))) ideals destroyed it.

[Anonymous No.17946072]

>>17946022
The entire point is to have a variety of different factors so things can be evenly broken down to as many different prime numbers as possible.

Regardless, all imperial units are either Base 12 or Base 16 anyway.

[Anonymous No.17946086]

>>17946063
>(((revolutionary French))) ideals destroyed it.
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.17946087]

The metric system has no soul. Move the decimal, change the prefix, wow its a new number. You can explain it to a child in 10 minutes and is all over. But take a yard, 3 feet, 36 inches, can be split evenly into 2, 3, 4 , 6, 12, 18 parts. Can you split a meter evenly in thirds? Fuck no because I CAN'T MATH UNLESS 10. There's 8 furlongs per mile, why? Because you won't be walking for long (rimshot). The Golden ratio isn't metric, pie isn't metric, and in a pinch you can measure out feet with your actual fucking feet of your wearing shoes (not exact but we're talking soul here). I know an inch is the length of my finger from tip to first knuckle. Horses are so many hands high, why? Because everyone has hands.

The metric system is great for either very very large numbers or very very small numbers. Any actual measuring that a human does daily is far better handled with imperial. A cup is a cup, a teaspoon is a teaspoon. Metric numbers are meaningless to most people unless you have something to compare it too. I've got more but I'm phone posting and getting tired.

[Anonymous No.17946115]

>>17946072
>The entire point is to have a variety of different factors so things can be evenly broken down
Interesting, I haven't thought about that nor has anyone ever made that argument to me before. I guess it's nice to be able to handle whole numbers rather than fractions. But my number system argument stands.
Time to commit to base12, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.17946121]

>>17946087
But anon how will we ever get the recipe right if we add 471 mills of water to our naan bread instead of 470 mills.

[Anonymous No.17946148]

>>17946087
>Any actual measuring that a human does daily is far better handled with imperial. A cup is a cup, a teaspoon is a teaspoon. Metric numbers are meaningless to most people unless you have something to compare it too.
I hate this argument so fucking much. The reason metric isn't intuitive to you is because you grew up with imperial. NONE of the imperial measurements are intuitive to me as someone who grew up with metric, unless I have the specific measuring receptacle needed. A cup is not the same as any normal cup I have in my home. Tell me it's 300 ml and I can estimate it.
My argument isn't that metric is more intuitive or less, it's that how intuitive a system is is learned and not inherent to the system.

I also don't like how most baking recipes are volumetric in imperial, but that's a whole other story.

[Anonymous No.17946156]

>>17946115
You’re approaching imperial from a metric mindset. Imperial was created before calculators really existed (abacii not withstanding), so it’s focused around easy-to-understand fractions that can be calculated mentally. Most everything is built around the concept of splitting things in half. ½, which splits into ¼, which splits into ⅛, which splits into one-sixteenth; into one-thirtysecondth; into one-sixtyfourth, and so on. By doing this, even a completely illiterate person can do very complex mathematics just by working with their hands.

For the record, this is also why older european currencies (including the British Pound until 1971) were comprised of 240 pence rather than 100, and it’s why the original meaning of the word ‘hundred’ referred to 120 rather than 100.

[Anonymous No.17946168]

>>17946148
Most drinking cups are within an ounce or two of an official ‘cup’. The unit is called a cup specifically because it is roughly the average size of an ordinary drinking cup. Even if your own personal cup in your cupboard isn’t exactly ‘one cup’, you can still use it because what matters in cooking is ratios rather than mass. So long as you only use that one cup during preparation.

[Anonymous No.17946171]

Boring autists. Post some food ffs.

[Anonymous No.17946173]

>>17945497
>storing bread for more than one day
just buy a fresh stick in the morning or after work

[Anonymous No.17946250]

>>17946168
>Most drinking cups are within an ounce or two of an official ‘cup’
That's pure bollocks, a "cup" isn't even enough to hold three quarters of a can of coke.

[Anonymous No.17946257]

>>17946250
Because a cup is 2/3 of a can of coke. Learn math.

[Anonymous No.17946264]

>>17946250
Has Coke ever advertised that they sell their drinks by the cup?

[Anonymous No.17946276]

>>17946257
>>17946264
You're missing the point. He's saying most drinking cups are the size of an official "cup", I really doubt most of your cups are too small to hold an entire can of coke.

[Anonymous No.17946277]

>>17945458
Brits and Dutch are cavemen when it comes to good food. They know nothing about it nor do they care for a fraction of a second. They love advertising and selling their garbage and pretend it's phenomenal.

Americans think this is hilarious because they're the product of Brit+Dutch cuisine and far worse.

Continental Europeans are in stitches because Brits and Dutch are completely oblivious to the handful of quality food and drink products in their respective countries (fish, fruit, wild plants).

[Anonymous No.17946301]

>>17946168
>you can still use it because what matters in cooking is ratios rather than mass.
Then surely it wouldn't matter if you used imperial no? Since all that matters are the ratios? And it's not like all ingredient are given relative to cups, while in metric all ingredients are usually given relative to the gram.

[Anonymous No.17946322]

This argument is particularly out of place in a British food thread given that Britain's the only country that just uses both systems as is convenient.

[Anonymous No.17946337]

>>17946276
A cup is 8 ounces, and coke cans are 12.

[Anonymous No.17946348]

>>17946301
Sure, if you were measuring dry ingredients by ML. Most metric users autistically measure dry ingredients by mass instead, which makes it a lot more difficult to adjust the recipe and keep the ratios correct.
Regardless, I was just explaining the origin of the term ‘cup’ and how it relates to the cups you drink out of on a daily basis

[Anonymous No.17946360]

>>17946322
Canada does too. If anything, Canada is closer to the US in terms of measurement preference than to the UK or any truly metric country. Canada ‘officially’ uses metric, but in real world terms that just means roadsigns and government paperwork are in metric. In actual life, nobody really uses it. Weights are in pounds, distances shorter than a kilometre are usually in feet or yards. ALL construction is in feet and inches. Buying food at a store is almost always in pounds or ounces. It’s hard to even find measuring tapes in metric unless you specifically ask for one.

[Anonymous No.17946418]

>>17945527
>long, whiny diatribe with no central argument
>accuses others of being women-like
Lol

[Anonymous No.17946431]

>>17946418
My argument is that you talk like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.17946438]

>>17945688
>some sort of culinary achievement?
No Englishman calls a ploughman's lunch (bread, English cheese, pickle) as a 'culinary achievement', because its basic sustainance for working in the fields all day and we are not queer dickheads who get their pubes in a twist over 'muh presentation, muh spicerinos, muh food culture'. That is why every poor seething loser on this board constantly screeches about us.

[Anonymous No.17946445]

>>17946431
>no argument
>just wants to whine
As I said, woman-like

[Anonymous No.17946453]

>>17946337
...yes?
>Most drinking cups are within an ounce or two of an official ‘cup’
Are most of your drinking cups that small?

[Anonymous No.17946462]

>>17946445
>can’t read

[Anonymous No.17946463]

>>17945991
>I've yet to see a mathematician in favour of the imperial system btw
Cool now talk to some tradesmen.

[Anonymous No.17946469]

>>17946453
If you want a bigger cup, you drink out of a pint glass. Which, as the name implies, holds a pint of fluid.
What, do you have 16 different cups for each additional ounce up to a pint?

[Anonymous No.17946478]

>>17945991
They won’t argue in favour of the imperial system specifically. But if you ask them whether base 12/16 or base 10 is better as an actual tool for calculation, most of them will say base 12 or 16. If you asked them to design the most functional counting system they could possibly think of, most of them would settle on either binary (which base 16 is derived from), or base 60 (which base 12 is derived from).

Haven’t you ever wondered why there are 24 hours in a day and 60 minutes in an hour?

[Anonymous No.17946531]

>>17946478
That's exactly what I said dipshit.

[Anonymous No.17946544]

>>17946531
You were implying that they wouldn’t support the imperial system because it would, in their eyes, be ‘inferior’. Although I agree that they wouldn’t support it, I reckon it would be for purely cultural reasons. Scientists and other academic objectivists have a habit of dismissing out-of-hand anything old as automatically being “inferior” to something newer. It’s highly likely they would say the imperial system is bad simply because “it is old and predates modern science, therefore it is worthless”. Nobody is completely unbiased.

[Anonymous No.17946577]

>>17946469
I give up, it's like talking to a chat bot.

[Anonymous No.17946590]

>>17946577
>make dumb comment
>get called out
>run away
Concession accepted, not my fault you can’t understand the word ‘cup’

[Anonymous No.17946620]

[Anonymous No.17946635]

>>17946620
If I were King I'd start a war over that insult to our nation.

[Anonymous No.17946660]

burger here

Steak and gravy pie I made for the euro cup game vs Scotland

[Anonymous No.17946664]

>>17946660
Sticky toffee pud for dessert

We don't have clotted cream here so I used whipped cream

[Anonymous No.17946681]

>>17946664
Roast for the final
I didn't know Brits don't put flour in their gravy so it's not quite right but was still delicious

[Anonymous No.17946685]

>>17945355
relax, weirdo. it's a local dish.

[Anonymous No.17946692]

>>17946681
The color balancing in this photo isn't great so the roast looks more done than it actually was. Yorkshires left a bit to be desired but were damn tasty

[Anonymous No.17946708]

>>17946681
Looks right awful mate

[Anonymous No.17946710]

>>17946438
the basic substance for a small-souled people maybe.

[Anonymous No.17946716]

>>17946708
Thanks it was delicious
England lost by the way lol
Are England a nation of losers?

[Anonymous No.17946723]

>>17946716
>Are England a nation of losers
the fact you have to ask means youre so fucking ignorant and blissfully unaware of the past and history
i actually kind of envy you, how many chemicals do i need to inhale to be as docile and thick as you?

[Anonymous No.17947019]

>>17946660
>>17946664
>>17946681
I love that you tried, I'm sure it was delicious.

[Anonymous No.17947099]

>>17946087
>Any actual measuring that a human does daily is far better handled with imperial.
not everyone works in retail

[Anonymous No.17947130]

>>17946660
>>17946664
>>17946681
hope you enjoyed it burger bro, would you do the same things again?

[Anonymous No.17947600]

>>17947019
>>17947130
It was delicious! We did the pie one more time, but I fucked up the filling and it was dry. Haven't done another Sunday roast, but probably will for WC this winter. I'll do a better job of the parsnip and carrot too - for some reason I was convinced that I wanted to do a honey and English mustard sauce for them and, although the flavors were delicious, the idea wasn't quite as good as just salt and pepper and a longer roasting time.

Sticky toffee pud has become a regular dessert for big gatherings though, it's so easy to make a bunch of them and everyone loves them.

Can you suggest more lunchroom puddings or other classic British dishes?

[Anonymous No.17947671]

>>17947600
Toad in the Hole is a nice easy one, since you've already made Yorkshire Puddings.
Serve with some creamy mashed potatoes, some green vegetables like peas, broccoli, or cabbage, and lashings of gravy.
Simple but delicious.
Or if you're feeling skillful, have a go at Scotch Eggs.

[Anonymous No.17947677]

>>17946418
>long
Retards on this shithole website now consider a 4 sentence post "long." Zoomoids have the attention span of a goldfish.

[Anonymous No.17947726]

>>17947671
Scotch eggs look really fun to make, we have a regional variation here in Texas called Armadillo eggs. Same concept, but instead of a boiled egg you cut the top off of a jalapeno, core out the seeds and pith, and put a cream cheese, bacon, and green onion filling inside. Absolute banger Superbowl or camping food.

[Anonymous No.17947788]

>>17946723
sore losers it appears

[Anonymous No.17947849]

>>17945587
aNd WheRe in the ciVIlIZED WORLd oriGinated sAiD SAndWiCH?

Yeah it was the UK, congratulations took you smooth brains hundreds of years to decide to put some vegetables and some meat between some bread and call it a "dish". It was birthed out of gambling addiction and laziness

[Anonymous No.17947914]

>>17942576
im indian so those raw onions are looking pretty good right now

[Anonymous No.17947925]

>>17946322
imagine using the same system as Liberia

[Anonymous No.17947927]

>>17942576

[Anonymous No.17949507]

>>17947925
idk if you're retarded or not, but liberia is literally america in africa. it was a colony.

liberia uses imperial for that reason

[Anonymous No.17949513]

>>17947788
so you agree that youre ignorant and thick?
takes balls to admit, good for you kid

[Anonymous No.17949531]

>>17946710
>Every meal needs to be a huge heap of lengthily-prepared food!
No wonder Amerisoys are so supple and fat and die in their 60s

[Anonymous No.17949538]

>>17946660
Corrrrr, looks gurt tha'

[Anonymous No.17949676]

>>17945670
who buys fish from the butcher? dont you have a fishmonger

[Anonymous No.17949696]

>>17949538
Pie's a treat pal, next time gonna make pie and liquor mash or whatever it's called.

[Anonymous No.17949704]

>>17945627
>weetabix
love these lil niggas

[Anonymous No.17949713]

>>17949704
kys

[Anonymous No.17949911]

>>17946478
There’s 24 hours in a day because eygptians split their days based on the number of decans in the sky not because “it’s the most logical way of counting”

[Anonymous No.17949917]

>>17942673
>ploughman’s lunch
>medieval
Another retard falls for the marketing.
Thick cunt.

[Anonymous No.17949920]

>>17945350
I've seen it done a few times in old 40s/50s Brit movies. Butter the end of the loaf then slice it off. I guess it prevents the bread from tearing.

Gotta love Kedgeree. Fish? Curry? Rice? Eggs? For breakfast? Yup

[Anonymous No.17949933]

>>17946046
Very nice spread

>>17946681
Based Old Speckled Hen drinker. Good on you for doing carrots and parsnips together. I was raised on those on Sundays.

[Anonymous No.17949941]

>>17949917
>>he fell for reddit postmodern deconstructionism by nation-hating spiteful mutants
It's documented as far back as the 14th century. Cry more.

[Anonymous No.17949943]

>>17949911
I don't know what a decan is but I like 12 better as an important number because it factors by 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, and 12 rather than 10 which only has 1, 2, 5, and 10.

[Anonymous No.17949950]

>>17946681
top effort lad looks delish
>export old speckled hen reminds you it's english

[Anonymous No.17949986]

>>17946681
Clear bottle is a dead giveaway the beer is shite.

[Anonymous No.17950095]

>>17949986
Where are you seeing a clear bottle?

[Anonymous No.17950135]

>>17946322
>commonwealth countries still use oven measurements in imperial
also height and weight and colloquially most short distances

[Anonymous No.17950152]

>>17950095
Old Speckled Hen comes in a clear bottle.

[Anonymous No.17950169]

>>17950152
it's distinctive

[Anonymous No.17950171]

>>17950152
Huh?

[Anonymous No.17950175]

>>17949696
Good choice lad, dont let the bugmen on here dissuade you, it's good hearty stuff

[Anonymous No.17950179]

>>17942576
In Australia we have this cheese that's just a ploughmans all in one and holy shit it is like heroin.

No one here understands what a Ploughman's is so it's always on sale for ME to EAT

[Anonymous No.17950204]

>>17950171
>Huh?
Fucking spastic.

[Anonymous No.17950205]

>>17949941
>still eating like a LITERAL peasant
wew

[Anonymous No.17950229]

>>17945637
I didn't realise that I'd been eating Ploughman's lunches for years until now

[Anonymous No.17950279]

>>17950205
>brencheese bad because...b-because...PEOPLE USED TO EAT IT IN THE OLD DAYS AND STUFF
So?

[Anonymous No.17950287]

>>17950152
And yet somehow, the bottle in the photo is not clear.

[Anonymous No.17950294]

>>17950279
Eat. The. Bugs. Bigot.

[Anonymous No.17950297]

>>17950279
if English food hasn't developed since the 1200s, me explaining it on 4channel likely would do nothing but make you seethe, cope, double down, and just make you look more stupid than you already do.
Just know the world is eternally laffin at English food

[Anonymous No.17950318]

>>17942576
Are those... raw onions?

[Anonymous No.17950402]

The only british food I've ever enjoyed besides fish and chips was scotch eggs. Love thos lil niggas like you won't believe.

[Anonymous No.17950413]

>>17950204
Brown bottle for export lad

[Anonymous No.17950507]

>"British"
>"cuisine"
You can only choose one

[Anonymous No.17951083]

>>17949704
>weetabix
MFW when I mentioned that I've noticed someones been stealing my weetabix at the office and the fat girl came over to me later and said "I know you think it was me but it wasnt"

I smiled and told her that I didn't, but secretly I knew it was her, the person beside me knew it was her, the whole office knew it was her.

The weetabix stopped being stolen after that.

[Anonymous No.17951095]

God tier if done correctly

[Anonymous No.17951413]

>>17949531
>boiling potatoes and beans is too lengthy for the average Anglo
ADHD zoomer race. Forever eating like a 12yo left alone in the house for the first time.

[Anonymous No.17951424]

>>17951083
>Facebook frog
Explains you’re breakfast cereal habit, normalfag.

[Anonymous No.17951490]

>>17945902
This was also a thing when they switched to metric in Canada. Originally, you were 9nly supposed to be charged by the kg but retailers thought that it would make everything look more expensive so they petitioned to he able to charge per 100g and so forth

[Anonymous No.17951523]

>>17945394
you can't deny this looks absolutely kino as fuck

[Anonymous No.17951582]

>>17945394
Date some crazy shit man I gotta look it up. What's it taste like?

[Anonymous No.17951639]

>>17950318
Onions in the buck

[Anonymous No.17951732]

>>17946322
>oh no I have a 1 1/4 pounds for a recipe that calls for a pound
>no problem I can just add a 1/4 of everything because the recipe is in simple fractions and whole numbers

>oi me mince is 500g and the recipe says 453g
>lemme pull me calcy
>divide that
>multiply the decimal to these
>wroite that down
>time to weigh everything
>scales dead
>roight 47 grams into the bin
> wait how much is 47 grams?

metric is pretty stupid sometimes

[Anonymous No.17951821]

>>17951732
>oi me mince is 500g and the recipe says 453g
That's just adding an extra tenth to everything, which is piss easy, if even necessary. Like, the numbers being more precise doesn't mean you have to make the ratios as precise.

[Anonymous No.17951839]

Reminder that fat spastic amerimutts are literally not allowed to buy unpasturised cheese because their fat faggot immune systems would collapse due to not eating plastic goy slop for once in their fat pathetic miscgenated lives

[Anonymous No.17951842]

>>17951732
What if a recipe calls for 4 1/2 pounds of something and you have 5 pounds?

[Anonymous No.17951877]

>>17951842
>What if a recipe calls for 4 1/2 pounds of something and you have 5 pounds?
eyeball it, never did me mum wrong.

[Anonymous No.17951911]

>>17946322
The US is mixed too. We sell weed in grams.

[Anonymous No.17951937]

>>17945527
I wouldn't accuse anyone of being effeminate if I was going to launch into a paragraph of screaming on the verge of tears at my own persecution complex, but also I wouldn't embarrass myself like this in the first place

[Anonymous No.17951944]

>>17951839
literally?

[Anonymous No.17951948]

>>17951095
Is that one of those french toast pie type things?

Fucking delicious, I usually make mine without the cheese and have bacon on the side and eat it with a little bit of maple syrup.

It's still delicious as a savoury dish though.

Excellent for providing cooked breakfast to a crowd too.

[Anonymous No.17951969]

>>17951948
It's bread and butter pudding.
A nice way to use stale bread, mix it with some raisins, and layer with egg custard then bake in the oven.
Povvo tier, but delicious if made well. Pretty rank if it's made poorly.

[Anonymous No.17952005]

Toad in the hole, if it's made well

Sausages must not be too submerged in the batter, yorkshire pudding must not be too deep. Sausages should be pre-cooked and cut in half across the middle so they can poke upward out of the batter.

Suitable ratio of sausage to yorkshire pudding, a common flaw is over-sausaging the dish.

Must use reasonable quality sausages.

Do not forget the gravy.

[Anonymous No.17952012]

>>17946463
Why would I talk to blue collar bottom of the barrel retards?

[Anonymous No.17952016]

>>17945341
I'm lactose intolerant. I'd love that scrumpy, but I'm a recovering alcoholic.
That bread looks great though.

[Anonymous No.17952078]

>>17952005
I enjoy toad in the hole but I can't really see how it's at all better than just frying the sausages and making yorkies.

[Anonymous No.17952179]

>>17952078
I do this too. I guess I just meant the combination of sausage and yorkshire pudding with gravy.

[Anonymous No.17952186]

>>17952005
Best toad in the hole I ever had was 5 years ago in The Swan in London.

[Anonymous No.17952200]

my fav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQi2vLlporA

[Anonymous No.17952219]

>>17942576
Baileys® Chocolate Ganache

[Anonymous No.17952278]

To be honest, Victorian dessert recipes

, I never understood why English recipes were criticized because Victorian cuisine is very good

and jamie oliver is not the guy who brings good recipes back to england saying average people eating Skittles and chemical
meat rolls daily like wtf

[Anonymous No.17952510]

>>17946277
As a bong, living in the Netherlands, this is absolutely right, except for one point.

'Continental Europe' is just as bad. Mediterranean Europe is where the good food is. Poland, Germany, and Austria are just as fucking shit as the UK or NL at making the best of local ingredients.

Also, whilst the Ploughman's can't be called a 'dish', as it is a loosely defined collection of parts, it tends to focus on what the UK does well. Cheese, bread, pickles, local fruit, ale. People that call cheese bland come from countries with bad cheese.

[Anonymous No.17952522]

>>17952278
Jamie Olive oil

[Anonymous No.17952567]

>>17952278
Any good classic victorian dessert cookbooks?

[Anonymous No.17952568]

>>17945566
high iq

[Anonymous No.17953286]

>>17942590
Because they are sefs.

[Anonymous No.17953342]

>>17952278
try not naming them spotted dick

[Anonymous No.17953559]

>>17952278
Why does drawn or cartoon food always look so good