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Hey /ck/ I swear everything I eat gives me the shits or makes me go to the bathroom at least an hour after eating. What's the best kind of food that won't upset your stomach but give you the best nutrition? Or just good for building good gut health but won't give you crazy BMs?

>> No.17941444

>>17941292
Google healthy recipes , you dumb fuck.

>> No.17941450

>>17941444
He doesn't actually care. He just wants to spam his weird fetish.

>> No.17941473

>>17941444
I hate eating the same stuff day after day. I'll just end up with leftovers

>> No.17941480

>>17941292
OP, you're obese aren't you?

>> No.17941484

>>17941450
No I honestly feel like I have IBS now. I used to be able to eat anything when I was a kid but now I have to eat small portions at restaurants and not eat anything spicy or I get fucked when going out

>> No.17941493

>>17941480
190 at 5'10 a little skinny fat but not obese

>> No.17941514

>>17941493
Nah, you're just fat. You're not obese though but I'm still guessing that you eat too much greasy fast food garbage too quickly.

>> No.17941534

>>17941493
You may have destroyed your gut if you ate like shit while growing up.

See a doctor or a dietician.

>> No.17941575

>>17941534
I'm guessing it all the alcohol I drank, you're probably right

>> No.17941582

>>17941575
same height as you, used to weigh 200 and have similar problems, then quit drinking after graduating college
25 now and no problems and weigh a comfortable 170
take the soberpill

>> No.17941585

>>17941575
Not that anon but quit drinking alcohol lmfao. You knew that was at the root of the problem deep down but you want /ck/ to tell you otherwise so you don't have to focus on your drinking habit. I drank every night for a decade and didn't have a solid bowel movement until I quit.

>> No.17941593
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17941593

>>17941292
I wish I had a girlfriend that had IBS and used me as his toilet slave every day

>> No.17941594

>>17941582
>>17941585
shit sucks because I do enjoy alchol and anytime I hang out with friends we're drinking but that's honestly probably the cause, thanks frens

>> No.17941596

take dietary enzymes like pancreatin before you eat

>> No.17941602

Anyone else carry pepto with them anytime they have to go out to eat with people? Usually helps me

>> No.17941610

>>17941292
just take some fiber pills and beano.

>> No.17941621

No alcohol
Eat green leafy salads and veggies
No greasy fried shit
Come back in a month and see if you've improved

>> No.17941673

>>17941593
used to have a gf who would get stomach issues from all kinds of shit like uncooked onions

The bathroom after...

>> No.17941887

My family uses something called the "BRAT Diet." Bananas, Rive, Apples, and Toast. Nothing but that for a day and your gut should come out the other side much healthier.

Feel free to supplement with a probiotic yogurt the morning of and the morning after.

>> No.17941892

>>17941673
Mouth watering. I am fully erect and touching myself now

>> No.17941913

>>17941887
>rive
what the fuck is that

>> No.17941917

>>17941887
do you mean rice dude lol wat?

>> No.17941944

I often have to take Imodium every night after dinner I think I got IBS

>> No.17941945

>>17941917
lmao yeah I meant rice.

>> No.17941953

>>17941450
this.

the bullshit cope reply is the equivalent of "totally NOT copypasta guys!"

>> No.17941956

How did humans use to drink alcohol all the time but not constantly have the shits? Is American food just really bad nowadays with all the shit they add to it?

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>>17941953
fine is this better?

>> No.17941966

>>17941956
It was extremely week

>> No.17943111

>>17941292
Post more girls needing to use the bathroom.

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>>17943111

>> No.17943142

>>17941956
They probably didn't drink themselves into a stupor every night for years on end.

>> No.17944145

>>17941292
Try eating protiotic foods like sauerkraut, yogurt (not the amerifat stuffed with sugar ones), kimchee, etc. You can make your own probiotic/fermented foods pretty easily and they'll help your gut biome.

>> No.17944165

>>17941956
People usted to make physical labor.

>> No.17944326

>>17941593
>If only you knew how bad things really a...*BRAAAAAAAAAP*

>> No.17944443

>>17943120
>zoomers worship this

>> No.17944457

>>17943142
I'm gonna go on a limb and say the average person drank more since they had nothing to do when they actually had liquor but it was far harder for them to acquire any or beer or wine

>> No.17944556

Just spent 2 hours watching Japanese women have diarrhea. ate a can of chef boyardee spaghetti & meatballs while doing so.
how fucked am i?