I will NEVER voluntarily eat this sort of thing

[Anonymous No.17936985]

[Anonymous No.17936989]

>>17936985
i did like 2 nights ago
i knew i should have asked him to shower first

[Anonymous No.17936990]

i ate some quorn based sloppa at my shitty work cafeteria
it was neutral

[Anonymous No.17936991]

>>17936985

[Anonymous No.17937003]

>>17936985
those look like naked mole rats wtf

[Anonymous No.17937012]

>>17936991
hog smell

[Anonymous No.17937013]

>>17937003
Gay. They look like COCK. They look like HUMAN PENIS waiting to be SUCKED like DICKS.

[Anonymous No.17937080]

>>17936985
I have. You're not missing much.

[Anonymous No.17937345]

>>17936985
Italians, explain why you would put your name on this product. I thought your food had prestige.

[Anonymous No.17937364]

I tied it and it was meh. Might be able to get used to it of meat pirces explode.

[Anonymous No.17937373]

>>17936985

[Anonymous No.17937386]

>>17936985
The weird thing is the supermarkets selling this shit aisles keep getting bigger and bigger along with zero percent alcohol beer and wine. This fake meat shit wasn't even out stock during the peak of panic buying when everything else was out of stock this fake meat was still everywhere for sale.

[Anonymous No.17937411]

>>17936985
you will voluntarily eat whatever the fuck they want you to eat pretty soon and this isn't even delusional schizoposting. In my country/region they just announced you are now not allowed to grow poultry outside anymore.

[Anonymous No.17937415]

>>17937386
I've noticed the zero percent beer thing recently. I don't get it. Weird change in consumer habits I guess.

As for beyond meat, it's just really high margins and it's a small amount of shelf space to draw in the really specific consumers who do like it.

[Anonymous No.17937422]

>>17937415
I like zero percent beer because it allows me to remain sober while I consume thousands of liquid calories.

[Anonymous No.17937433]

>>17937415
I get it. People want to drink stuff that isn't sweet without getting drunk or caffeinated. But it's priced like alcohol. That part makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.17937436]

>>17937411
Which country/region is that?

[Anonymous No.17937494]

>>17937436
Romania. So far it's only one county. The pretext is avian flu. They also tentatively started doing shit like this for the last at least 10 years .Including culling household pigs (I think people recieved some sort of monetary compensation).

[Anonymous No.17937498]

>>17937433
It's the same price as alcohol here. Who the fuck would drink beer and wine with 0 alcohol? No one really enjoys the taste of it

[Anonymous No.17937503]

>>17937494
Interesting. They've moved to approve more broadly backyard chickens here in my county. Which is Pima county, Arizona.

[Anonymous No.17937504]

>>17937498
bu bu buh but I thought wine and beer were le cultured acquired tastes for mature adult grown ups?!!?

[Anonymous No.17937514]

>>17937504
>*sips $11 glass of thick, syrupy troll piss with a whimsical hipster name*
>t-tastes great bro, you just gotta have a cultured taste unlike that PISSWATER BUDWEISER SHIT

[Anonymous No.17937516]

>>17937514
I only drink water, I'm not a degenerate like you.

[Anonymous No.17937521]

>>17937516
>The joke
>Your head
Americans, everyone.

[Anonymous No.17937525]

>>17937516
Cool, nobody cares. Drinking with friends and girls will always be superior to sipping water in mommy's basement on 4chan, cunt.

[Anonymous No.17937530]

>>17937516
>drinking water
Nigga that's gay as fuck you may as well be drinking cum nigga. I drink soda exclusively, bitch

[Anonymous No.17937535]

>>17937525
if you are incapable of socialization without requiring the liquid jew then you had no ability to socialize with others to begin with

[Anonymous No.17937550]

>>17937494
>culling household pigs
That's because of pig plague, which is extremely infectious, and has very high mortality rates among infected livestock.

[Anonymous No.17937554]

>>17937535
That's how all normal people do it. Only psychopaths have the natural ability you talk about.

[Anonymous No.17937561]

>>17937550
sure yeah. but if they cull all of the pigs from a village which pigs are they actually trying to save?

[Anonymous No.17937575]

>>17937561
Possibly the ones in the nearby locations. Sort of like how you cut down part of a forest to save it from fire.

[Anonymous No.17937583]

>>17936985
mmm... plant penii

[Anonymous No.17937588]

>>17937575
that makes absolutely zero sense, unless they are trying to save the huge pig farms, which they are.

ok leaving that aside, let me put this another way: do you think it's normal for a person to not be allowed to grow chickens in their backyard? in the coutryside, for what it's worth.

[Anonymous No.17937830]

>>17936985
can't believe beyond sausage was pulled from shelves for dangerous e621 levels, you'd think that shit would have to be on the label or something

[Anonymous No.17937832]

>>17937830
Are you trying to get folks to Google e621? If so, nice.

[Anonymous No.17937851]

>>17937830
>>17937832

[Anonymous No.17937873]

>>17936985
>$7 for that
Cityfags really??

[Anonymous No.17937921]

>>17937588
There wouldn't be any problems with raising free-roaming birds, IF the average peasant wasn't a retarded cheapskate, and properly vaccinated his birds against various shit.

[Anonymous No.17938042]

>>17937386
It's expensive. If meat is out then people will probably just go to the canned goods next instead of buying imitation meat that's 2-3x as expensive.

>>17937433
I've been able to find it much cheaper at bigger liquor stores. I found some that was alright for $3 per six pack called Penn's Best NA. The bigger brands selling in most grocery stores probably just think people will buy it anyway if it's the same price as their regular beer, but it should be a lot cheaper because it's not being taxed like alcohol.

[Anonymous No.17938045]

>>17936985
>you WILL eat ze shrivelled dick

[Anonymous No.17938052]

>>17937373
ogey

[Anonymous No.17938057]

>>17936985
Boiled garloids are tasty af no cap

[Anonymous No.17938088]

>>17937921
>zu vill vakkcinate vourzelvez and ze birdz
yes anon, the world was created to be a huge mass of permanently sterilized beings. surely, this can't be a recent irrational development motivated by ulterior motives.

[Anonymous No.17938090]

>>17937873
>in Edinburgh
>Lidl German sausages weighing 600g only cost £2.19
This vegan meat thing is just an outright scam.

[Anonymous No.17938168]

>>17937373
el rato americano

[Anonymous No.17938349]

>>17936985
ok

[Anonymous No.17938395]

>>17936985

[Anonymous No.17939595]

>>17937386
Same was true for fat free sour cream and soy milk for the lactate intolerant kek

[Anonymous No.17940942]

Who said anything about voluntarily?

[Anonymous No.17940987]

>>17936985
I wish the FDA would get off its butt and require these fake foods to say “Flavor” just like chocolate made without cocoa butter.

[Anonymous No.17941002]

>>17936991
I miss mine, he died last year :'(

[Anonymous No.17941017]

>>17940987
yeah, that'll show them anon, really bust their balls with that

[Anonymous No.17941071]

>>17941002
i feel your pain

[Anonymous No.17941075]

>>17936985
Those are really good actually. Not sure why they're deformed

[Anonymous No.17941160]

>>17937013
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17941726]

>>17937498
>No one really enjoys the taste of it
i do

[Anonymous No.17941778]

>>17941002
did you feed it tap water?

[Anonymous No.17941946]

>>17936985
>>17936991

[Anonymous No.17942013]

>>17941778

[Anonymous No.17942021]

>>17936985
Cute garloids

[Anonymous No.17942025]

>>17937373
rat if he real

[Anonymous No.17942417]

hows my garloid crop looking boys?

[Anonymous No.17942454]

>>17942417
the frick that is tho

[Anonymous No.17942481]

>>17942454
some sort of shellfish sticking out of the sand I think

[Anonymous No.17942548]

>>17937386
I overheard the manager at my local supermarket tell the new cashier to throw away like a full crate of vegan burger patties because they will expire the next day. Like you said the vegan aisle had an extension last week. They are unironically forcing this shit at a loss.

[Anonymous No.17942819]

>>17936985
>I will NEVER voluntarily eat this sort of thing
>Eats the mystery meat parts with poop particles in it
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17943885]

>>17942819
You defend the genetically experimented mystery meat from genetically modified lab grown plants, raised in unknown fertilizer by the way, made to fuck up your hormones, but have problem with "poop particles" even though all this shit involved is getting cooked?

ngmi is right, this shit is never going to make it out the fucking store.