/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17927482]

Why do people like to make fun opf British cuisine when this benighted realm of unfathomable culinary horrors exists?

[Anonymous No.17927491]

>>17927482
Because it's better than british "food"

[Anonymous No.17927492]

>>17927482
because for anyone to make fun of it you need a cuisine to start with.

[Anonymous No.17927495]

>>17927491
...you were saying?

[Anonymous No.17927498]

never seen an eastern european do this

[Anonymous No.17927505]

>>17927495
Stuffed cabbage is amazing and miles better than any disgusting UK sloppa

[Anonymous No.17927510]

>>17927498
That's cause French fries are simply too good for the Eastern European palate. Eastern Europeans prefer all their food to be some sort of sour, slimy stew.

[Anonymous No.17927520]

>>17927510
>t. buttblasted bong

[Anonymous No.17927527]

>>17927505
I'm starting to think that Eastern Europeans are genuinely too dumb to be able to comprehend that the hearty, roast beef-heavy, gravy-laden cuisine of Britain is better than their homemade prison food. There is such a thing as good stew, even if it's rare, but for all their obsession with stews and soups, Eastern Europeans have yet to make a good one. Now, British lamb stew, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.17927529]

>>17927482
Because they don't qct arrogant about their food being better than anyone else's on /ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17927543]

>croatia, slovenia, hungary and poland
>realm of unfathomable culinary horrors
No. Those four in particular are delicious.
I'm honestly not familiar with much of the cuisine of the rest of your highlighted countries, but I know what I've had of Ukrainian cuisine is good.

[Anonymous No.17927545]

>>17927527
Kek, you don't eat any of that. You eat fried garbage served in a trough

[Anonymous No.17927546]

This looks so Asian. Asians like soups and there being eggs where there should be none, right?

[Anonymous No.17927556]

>>17927546
>marjoram and sausage
>asian
the weakest bait

[Anonymous No.17927563]

>>17927545
But fried food is always better than boiled food. How can you not know that despite posting here on /ck/? I hope this thread teaches you muzyhks something.

[Anonymous No.17927583]

>>17927563
Oh, you're just pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.17927592]

Poland is Central Europe

[Anonymous No.17927601]

>>17927592
>pole, lol

[Anonymous No.17927607]

>>17927482
Greek food is way better than British food, no contest. I actually like British food but it doesn't hold a candle to Greek.

[Anonymous No.17927611]

>>17927482
Almost all slav cuisine is better than British.

[Anonymous No.17927612]

>>17927607
I'm from Italy. I actually prefer Britainistani food to Greek. I really don't enjoy much Greek, Turkish or North African cuisine.

[Anonymous No.17927632]

>>17927495
Beef filled peppers are the fucking bomb though. Throw in a spoon of pavlaka and it's pure heaven. However, i'm sure it's nothing compared to your deep fried candy bars Nigel.

[Anonymous No.17927635]

>>17927612
Wrong opinion.

[Anonymous No.17927654]

>>17927632
Alright, so you have rice and ground beef in a rather unpleasant bell pepper casing. It's like risotto, only worse. But why put it in a sour sauce instead of a sweet one? I will never understand Eastern Europeans.

[Anonymous No.17927673]

>>17927654
Can't handle a little bit of bite in your sauce Nige? Was it the unseasoned canned bean stew or the toast sandwiches that made your tastebuds so avert to actual taste?

[Anonymous No.17927675]

>>17927654
those aren't bell peppers, and the sauce isn't sour

[Anonymous No.17927807]

>>17927520
>French fries

Clearly not British

[Anonymous No.17928024]

>>17927543
Solvenia food is absolute dogshit, went there and it was garbage. Serve me british slop over that shit the slovenians eat

[Anonymous No.17928091]

>>17927482
Because Americans talk the loudest, and they don't know they exist.

[Anonymous No.17928110]

>>17927635
iyss, poodle

[Anonymous No.17928174]

>>17927654
I don't think you know what food is

[Anonymous No.17928293]

Greek food rules and OP drools.

[Anonymous No.17928306]

KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT BRITISH FOOD YOU STUPID FAGGOTS, I'LL EAT A SCOTCH EGG DROWNED IN YOUR TEARS, VERY UMAMI

[Anonymous No.17928312]

>>17927482
Bubbling resentment for being outclassed by the British Empire

[Anonymous No.17928488]

>>17927482
It's doubly baffling, because you can and do get any food you like in Britain anyway, not just the traditional "British" food people always start these threads with. And that food generally isn't eaten in other countries, so why does anybody care?

[Anonymous No.17929453]

>>17927482
>putting balkan and greek cuisine together with russkie and ukraine
stupid kneeling inbred anglo

[Anonymous No.17929461]

>>17928024
What is so terrible about it? It's just pretty basic germanic food

[Anonymous No.17930055]

>>17927482
Hungarian cuisine is very good, I love Chicken Paprikash. It's a well know dish. In Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula, Jonathan Harker dines on Chicken Paprikash during his journey through the Carpathian Mountains to Dracula’s castle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_paprikash

[Anonymous No.17930449]

Eastern European speciality.

[Anonymous No.17930957]

>>17927482
Too obvious that this thread was made by seething brit scum. Go eat some bread sandwiches and chill.

[Anonymous No.17930964]

>>17927482

[Anonymous No.17931072]

>>17927482
Dude just learn how to fucking cook quit being so butthurt at everyone else

[Anonymous No.17931078]

Food culture may not be great but they have good honest dishes, the British equivalents are just bland.

[Anonymous No.17931084]

>>17931078
Kneel.

[Anonymous No.17931091]

>>17931084
Roast dinners are incredibly bland. Stop playing pretend that a carvery isn't bland.
t. Bong

[Anonymous No.17931116]

At least east euros have cold weather and poverty as an excuse for their 'cuisine', Brits eat garbage despite all the riches, exotic colonies and sea access.

[Anonymous No.17931139]

>>17927482
Why do you nerds always cry about "cuisine" (hate this faggy word) you don't have to eat in places you'll never visit

[Anonymous No.17931146]

Half of Russian cuisine is borrowed from Central Asia and the Caucasus, it's a lot more varied than you'd think.

[Anonymous No.17931320]

>>17927482
>why make fun of british cuisine
im not saying there isnt any truth to it, we have all seen the evidence
but there is a meme aspect of it post ww2 austerity
european rivals (france) having more tasty food and loving to complain about foreign food in the country they are visiting - because this is done in the english language about english food
we only see that complaint, we don't see french complaints about all other cuisines.

[Anonymous No.17931323]

>>17927654
>why put it in a sour sauce instead of a sweet one
different regions develop what types of flavors and textures are appetizing to them
some like sweet, salty, sour, spicy, aromatic, bitter
some like them to be subtle some like them to be powerful

[Anonymous No.17931332]

>>17931139
arguing about irrelevant shit is nerd pastime

[Anonymous No.17931339]

>>17927654
>why put it in a sour sauce instead of a sweet one?
HA
ok fatty

[Anonymous No.17931391]

>>17927482
Luv' Golubtsy
Luv' Solyanka
Luv' Pozharsky Cutlets
Luv' Blini
Luv' Pirog
Simple 'as

[Anonymous No.17931467]

>>17927505
thats stuffed paprika you uncultured gajin

[Anonymous No.17931792]

>>17931116
God i've never had such an innocuous picture turn me on so much.

[Anonymous No.17931988]

>>17930055
Oh fuck i really need to learn how to make that stuff. Paprikash really is food for the gods.

[Anonymous No.17931999]

>>17927495
punjena paprika je dobra a li ja vise volim sarma, ukus je jaci

[Anonymous No.17932201]

>including Greece and the caucasus
kys my man

[Anonymous No.17932421]

Curry is the quintessential British dish.
We didn't colonize the world and steal the natural resources of hundreds of countries to not also steal their cultural resources.

[Anonymous No.17932427]

>>17932421
does curry inherently upset my tummy the next day or is this mostly just overindulgence?

[Anonymous No.17932470]

>>17932427
I'm not sure as I can't relate.

[Anonymous No.17933008]

>>17927510
incorrect! Potaytoes are from the New World, and they've simply not yet made their way that far East as yet. History.

[Anonymous No.17933037]

There is good food in Romania

[Anonymous No.17933065]

>>17927491
>>17927543
>>17927545
>>17927563
>>17927611
>>17930964
>>17931116
beet horseradish chads, rise up!

[Anonymous No.17933075]

>>17933065
That sounds really good. I like horseradish on smoked salmon on bread to begin with

[Anonymous No.17933095]

>>17927495
Stuffed peppers/cabbages/vineleaf > amything british

[Anonymous No.17933107]

>>17931391
Luv' Ćevap
Luv' sarma
Luv' Zeljanica
Luv' Burek
Luv' Klepe
Simple as

[Anonymous No.17933881]

>>17927482
Because they are not loud pretentious faggots that keep shoving their shit in everyone's face, they are drunk antisocial slavs that keep to themselves.

[Anonymous No.17933990]

>>17933037
whats with the egg nipple

[Anonymous No.17934400]

>>17927546
I dunno what to tell you, żurek is good.

[Anonymous No.17934407]

the only good cuisine that has come out of britain has been welsh rarebit and cucumber sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.17934558]

>>17927510
That looks tasty

[Anonymous No.17934563]

>>17928024
learn to spell and gain some taste you obese idiot

[Anonymous No.17934644]

>>17933990
It's just a little blood clot in the egg. Normal thing

[Anonymous No.17935253]

>>17927482
>t. le big rétard

[Anonymous No.17935260]

>>17927611
Entire Southern Slav cuisine is essentially one huge fusion depending on where you are.

[Anonymous No.17935283]

>>17933107
>Ćevap
Best shit ever. There's apparently a big deal about what meat mixture you use, but I don't know anything about that.

[Anonymous No.17935305]

>>17935283
The secret is (as harsh as it may sounds) bread crumbs. For the meat i use 50/50 pork and veal.

[Anonymous No.17935332]

>>17927527
>serves one person MAX
>poor look
>probably no spices (maybe salt)
give up

[Anonymous No.17935458]

>>17928312
Absolute indoctrinated fantasy. This post right here is why bri’ish get so much negative attention. What empire, muhammad? More to the point, which dish is so good?
>Sunday roast
Meat and veg. How can you even lay claim to this?
>fish and chips
Fried fish and potato. Literal kid’s menu fare in basic restaurants. Also, how can you even lay claim to this? If you ask an American where the hamburger came from most will probably say I dunno, Germany I think. We don’t care. Ask a br*t where fish and chips came from and you’ll get a lecture about how they and only they could have thought of frying fish and potatoes.
>muh fry up
Big pile of preserved poverty food. Ok I’ll give you no one else would do this but how are you proud of it?
>chicken tikka masala
Fucking lol. Immigrants changed their food for local taste on your shores. And? This is exactly like if Americans claimed the California roll as a uniquely American invention that is the pinnacle of Japanese cuisine and by extension America basically owns all sushi. You will never hear an American interject “an American invented that” but I’ve heard “a br*t invented that” irl unprompted dozens of times about chicken tikka masala. Absolute cringe madness.
You don’t have an empire, your beloved queen (lol) has presided over your great decline and will be remembered for it, and your food is average at best. The constant bleating about how wonderful you are, in all aspects, is the reason everyone rags on you.

[Anonymous No.17935506]

>>17935305
You are a vlah faggot.
>>17935283
The optimal and traditional meat is veal with pepper and salt nothing more, however a beef or sheep bone marrow broth is used for cooking them.

[Anonymous No.17935534]

>>17935506
>cooking in broth
nigga what

[Anonymous No.17935563]

>>17935534
You grill them on sheep or beef fat and while its grilling you pour some of the broth over the cevapi, thats how they are traditionally made.

[Anonymous No.17935567]

>>17927491
kys honestly, how retarded can you be.

[Anonymous No.17935574]

>>17935534
>>17935563
Forgot to add you do the same for the lepina - flat bread so its soaked, dry flat bread is just a mark of cheap cevapi or some Serbo-Romanian invention.

[Anonymous No.17935810]

>>17935283
Wow one dish, that's great! Not even better than a roast.

[Anonymous No.17935838]

>>17927505
that's stuffed paprika retard, also Brits have better food. t.Italian.

[Anonymous No.17935850]

balkan is just turkic/arab food since they are all turkish rape babies(turkish+gypsy)

[Anonymous No.17935855]

>>17931091
>t.dumbslavwholivesinBongland

[Anonymous No.17935859]

>>17935850
And it's still shit somehow. In all honesty if you can't make better food than bongs, you are literally futile plebs on this earth.

[Anonymous No.17935894]

>>17927654
You have no clue what you are talking about

[Anonymous No.17935972]

>>17927482
By including Greece you have shown us your opinion is worthless

[Anonymous No.17936216]

>>17934644
romanians were a mistake

[Anonymous No.17936233]

i love these threads where a britbong is trying to throw some other cuisine under the bus to save himself from the bullying. it's one of the most pathetic spectacles you can see online

[Anonymous No.17936281]

>>17935458
Morbidly obese (average weight in shartland) fingers typed this incoherent rant. You seemed so angry I just Tldr.

[Anonymous No.17936294]

>>17936281
Fucking brits calling us fat? Nice try Nigel, you lardassed fatsos can swallow entire munchy boxes and still be hungry

[Anonymous No.17936335]

>>17927482
Czech food is great if you're a meat enjoyer, miles better than any British food. Anyway it's a shit tier slide thread which belongs on /int/. Herbes de Provence in all fields.
t. French

[Anonymous No.17936495]

I enjoy eastern european food, been living the first part of the year in a city full of romanian delis and I bought picrelated it is delicious and healthy, like ajvar but it comes in different flavours.
I ate pickles, long peppers, beetroots, vodka, mayonnaise, sausages etc.I came back to normality once I left that city

[Anonymous No.17936506]

>>17936294
Pretty sure everyone calls you fat.
It’s a global sport.

[Anonymous No.17936512]

>>17935458
Get a load of this seething colonial.

[Anonymous No.17936516]

>>17936506
>>17936281

i don't get it, are you pretending like that clearly esl poster is american? wtf are you doing?

[Anonymous No.17936524]

>>17935458
No American ever claimed California rolls were invented in America? It's in the name. Adequate troll, saving to my .txt.

[Anonymous No.17936589]

>>17936512
wtf thats not corn syrup culturally enriched cereal

[Anonymous No.17936596]

>>17934644
thats a horse dick

[Anonymous No.17936620]

>>17936596
my romanian's a bit rusty but i think that says hardon of a black man

[Anonymous No.17937073]

>>17936281
>>17936512
He's right though. About everything.

[Anonymous No.17937137]

[Anonymous No.17937164]

I don't know why we're laughing at reheated canned beans and veg boiled in unsalted water for hours.

[Anonymous No.17937210]

I'll have greasy frozen fish & chips when I'm on holiday in Greece ANY day of the week, mate. They wouldn't drown you in appetizers if they fookin' knew how to cook, would they?

[Anonymous No.17937288]

>>17935260
Fusion cuisine is Austrian/Belgian. Only 2 countries in the world who've been on a cultural/religious crossroads for 2000 years straight.

The fact that Wolfgang Puck is Austrian and Eddie Kerkhofs is Belgian is no coincidence.

[Anonymous No.17937624]

>>17927495
I have this often, I like to add sour cream to it, it's really good you're just a faggot

[Anonymous No.17937628]

>>17927482
>McHuman opinions

discarded. You know nothing about the real world beyond your colony and some shitty tv docus.

[Anonymous No.17937648]

>>17927654
>a literal plate of turds

[Anonymous No.17937867]

[Anonymous No.17937965]

>>17933095
>Stuffed peppers/cabbages/vineleaf > amything british

wow, the wrongness of some of these opinions is astounding. I bet you also like eggplant and pickles and beet and other icky medieval Eastern European foods.

>>17937137
>>17937164
>>17937210
terrible, just terrible

>>17937624
>I like to add sour cream to it

whoops, you outed yourself as a subhuman who eats nothing but subpar ground meat, cream and weird soups.

>>17936335
Czech food is worse than British food for the simple reason that beef is far, far better tasting than pork.

[Anonymous No.17937994]

>>17937210

[Anonymous No.17938070]

>>17937994
That's actually much less cringe than Russian, Hungarian or Balkanic cuisine. There are some real stinkers in there, like rye soup (with literal eggs in it!), cabbage stew, literal purple soup, Jesus fuck, how godless (and also containing an egg!), carp (just no), what looks like salami (all salami is cringe), cabbage rolls, what looks like meat jelly, some plain-ass potaotes with pork rinds, what looks like tomato soup with pasta (wtf?), a nasty bell pepper spread (just look at that grody texture), what could be trout with sauerkraut and bread (as though fried fish wasn't a cringe enough dish by itself) and of course pickles.

But the rest of that food is pretty good and pretty much up to Western European standards.

[Anonymous No.17938172]

>>17927482
British cuisine is 2nd worst in the developed world, behind Scandinavian.

[Anonymous No.17938188]

>>17937965
It's OK if you prefer bland food, you can even call it "delicate flavour" if it helps you cope with your effete palate. There's need to lash out at people who prefer flavour.

[Anonymous No.17938202]

>>17938172
>is 2nd worst

your brutish 3rd world English outs you as an enjoyer of purple and red soups with weird shit floating around in them.

>>17938188
I can enjoy a curry just fine, it's just that the low quality, weird ingredients and a preference for sourness rather than the delicious savouriness of Western European food make Eastern European food the nightmare that it is.

[Anonymous No.17938237]

>>17927482
They have the excuse of being poor.
Bri'ish """people""", on the other hand, only have themselves to blame.

[Anonymous No.17938403]

>>17927482
Because they envy the superiority of savoury food. Meanwhile Anglochads enjoy a smorgasbord of culinary perfection