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sad thread

>> No.17927159

>>17926999
That's exactly what it looks like when I coom including the other person cries a bunch.

>>17927140
I can't wait for the next episode of Methlab Nightmares. Looks good.

>> No.17927167

>>17927140
Wtf is this lol, is this more hippy shit like don't eat shark fin?

>> No.17927181

>>17927167
it's gordon ramsey sampling that delectable colombian snow directly at the source

>> No.17927190

>>17927140
Based Ramsay loves da coco.

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>> No.17927369

>>17927306
that's just stuffing.... right?

>> No.17927394

>>17927167
His kid ODd or something so he made an anti cocaine show

>> No.17927417

>>17927394
>his kid enjoyed the best drugs until his last day on earth now nobody should enjoy them
Im too poor to afford it anyway but thats how Id want to go

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>>17926999
oh shit is that /u/fujiste?

>> No.17927426

>>17927369
That's pus, as American nok kosher food is rotten.
Or as the rabbis that own america call it, the special gentile sauce.

>> No.17927440

>>17927394
Pretty sure it was his brother who was a junkie.

>> No.17927504

>>17926999
so wtf did he do wrong? use hard cheese? not make a sauce? do those things heat up enough to melt soft cheese into a liquid, or do they only spin it and you gotta liquify it yourelf?

>> No.17927536

>>17927504
>>17926999
What is that thing?

>> No.17927540

>>17927536
my grandpappy calls them "chinamen" or "slant-eyes" when he's feeling salty

>> No.17927542

>>17927536
an asian, i think

>> No.17927558

>>17927306
>>17927369
It's a garlic butter stuffed steak. Don't listen to him goy- I mean anon.

>> No.17927582

>>17927536
A repost from /pol/

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>>17927140
It's FUCKING RAW!
>>17927504
The fountain is made for chocolate, not cheese. The cheese is tougher, generating higher friction and force the tube upwards.

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>> No.17928154

>>17928120
>The fountain is made for chocolate
Now it all makes sense

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>> No.17928181

>>17927306
>Clean it up janny

>> No.17928187 [DELETED] 

>>17927159
Yeah, same. My niece doesn't even keep her eyes open anymore. Just looks away.

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>> No.17928248

>>17928120
Where's this from?

>> No.17928265

>>17928235
Where can I find a mass milk producer gf?

>> No.17928279

>>17928235
What does breast milk cheese taste like?

>> No.17928302

>>17928176
Owwwwww that hurts my autism.

>> No.17928370

>>17928248
My nightmares.

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>> No.17928703

>>17926999
LETS GO JUSTIN

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>>17928692
Might be the only good thing about the price of gas being so high is that it's now probably cheaper for these fucks to buy vodka.

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>> No.17928788

>>17927140
How do people even discover shit like this?

>> No.17928831

>>17928788
it's an iterative process, first something crude is discovered by accident (just chewing on the coca leaves) and then it's refined more and more until you get to the pure stuff

>> No.17928850

>>17928788
You start with less efficient refinement techniques and then use other discoveries and knowledge of chemistry to incorporate new techniques into the process

>> No.17930130

>>17928681
what. the. fuck. holy. fucking. shit. fuck. that. fuck. no. fuck. you. fuck. fuck. fuck.

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>>17928235
why aren't we selectively breeding women to make more milk?
hucow should be a viable career path

>> No.17930200

>>17928687
AAAAAHHHHHH I NEED TO BREED!!!

>> No.17930340

>>17928706
Why it drink milk like that?

>> No.17930416

>>17928169
actually it's
>Mestre da Pizza
since Pizza is a feminine word

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>>17930416
>Pizza is a girl

>> No.17930723

>>17930149
If the goal of the elites wasn't so dysgenic they wouldn't be promoting ugly mutts all the time. So although your idea is smart in theory, only a better world would make it possible.

>> No.17930759

>>17928132
How does he get out of there

>> No.17930763

>>17927140
Thought this was some fake captions shit but it turns out it's real wtf

>> No.17930775

>>17928788
the fuel and battery shit wasn't discovered, they are just using basic chemistry to do something that was discovered century ago in a lab with stop gap ingredient that just werk.

>> No.17930781

>>17928681
That's fucking disgusting. Do the people who buy that shit know what they're eating?

>> No.17930799

>>17928687
built for me

>> No.17930970

>>17930759
He doesn't.

>> No.17930995

>>17928701
Race mixing cringe

>> No.17931024

>>17930759
He walks on eggshells

>> No.17931044

>>17928726
Bug eating bugs

>> No.17931058 [DELETED] 

>>17928176
I HATE NIGGERS

>> No.17931064

>>17928716
He's already balding at such a young age

>> No.17931074

>>17928708
Woman

>> No.17931133

>>17928687
I want to colonize her just like my ancestors did.

>> No.17931143

>>17928708
>tfw no alcohlic liquor store gf
I didn't even know I wanted this...

>> No.17931328

>>17928132
Dunno if it's just perspective but these eggs look huge

>> No.17931364

>>17928279
9v batteries

>> No.17931615

>>17928730
Just when I thought I didn't need to rewatch laid back camp

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>>17928701
Sitting here wondering what my chef would say if I used an ice cream scoop like that

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>>17928730
based

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>> No.17931751

>>17928687
Cute, but you know she's gonna look like that witch sitting behind her in five years or so.

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>>17928132
What is in the silver dish to his right, some kind of garnish? Looks like sliced red onions and...what? chile peppers?

>> No.17933048

>>17928720
i have always wondered if the jav came first or the comic

>> No.17933071

>>17933048
Comic.

The first thing was a thread here where someone posted an image of a party girl passed out on a park bench that asked "see this, what do?"
Someone responded in a very white knight fashion about taking her home and letting her sleep. When she woke up he would tell her, "you're safe and can go when you wish, but eat these eggs I made you first."
It turned into people mocking him, and turned it into this threat that she couldn't leave until she ate eggs.
Fun times.

>> No.17933077

>>17933071
i'm kind of impressed jav writers read retarded memes on 4chins

>> No.17933091

>>17930340
Thirsty af

>> No.17933113

>>17928235
her baby grows up to be a mass killer

>> No.17933118

>>17928672
sauce

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>> No.17933133

>>17933118
It's just whipped cream

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>>17933118
>>17933133
That usually comes from cows' milk.

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>>17933134

>> No.17933152

>>17928687
What do you call this phenotype?

>> No.17933173

>>17927419
>CLEAN MY FISHTANK

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>>17927140
this looks a lot worse then it actually is, it's just basic chemistry to remove alkaloids from plant matter.
You commonly eat things that go through this same process
>cement powder
It's lye
>sulfuric acid
a good acid to counter the alkalinity of the lye
>gas
well they could use a better solvent but it doesn't really matter because it will all be removed
>battery acid
thats just more sulfuric acid used to strip the solvent
>bicarbonate of soda
its baking soda to reduce the acidity

this process is used in dozens of products it your house

>> No.17933269

>>17928176
Goddammit it's like watching everything my wife and kids do on a daily fucking basis.

>> No.17933311

>>17933077
There is a well established rape genre in Japan so its not that much different than the normal shit.

The really ceazy thing for me was that brazzers meme lover vid where everyone wore a bane mask

>> No.17933326

>>17933152
Fachar bautshirt africuntus

>> No.17933400

>>17933311
yeah but the eggs set up would have required them to look at cross cultural memes
i'm not terribly surprised by the brazzers thing because at least the meme are in the same language

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>> No.17933446

>>17933400
2chan will often translate the big english memes, there are enough gajin english teachers who can make it happen

>> No.17933450

>>17933443
>this man has reproduced and I'm still a KHV

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>> No.17933488

>>17928726
I kind of want to feel what it's like to have the grub wriggling in your mouth

>> No.17933525

>>17933452
Is he eating the wrapper?

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>>17933525
No, they are unwrapped. LA Beast eats the wrappers on eggs though.

>> No.17933538

>>17933530
Thanks anon, I saved that webm

>> No.17933582

>>17927140
I will never make fun of this undeniably beyond planet Neptune based as fuck chef ever again ever period and holy shit.

>> No.17933587

>>17927419
Who is taking their time to do this

>> No.17933710

>>17928132
why is this so entertaining every time

>> No.17934607

>>17933530
He has to eat all the eggs

>> No.17934632

>>17926999
This is the only chink webm to ever make me laugh.

>> No.17934650

>>17933587
if about 5 more frequent posters from about %60 of this site's boards, each, had the effortless skill to shoop and edit that kind of shit then you'd be looking at a whole new era of fortune.

>> No.17934681

>>17933530
Damn cool hand Luke got craY

>> No.17934693

>>17933269
You have hands don't you? That is completely on you.

>> No.17934702

>>17930759
Eat all the eggs.

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>>17933450
>implying it isn't by choice

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>>17933048
>>17933071
here you go...

>> No.17934765

>>17926999
fight, flight, or freeze.
poor guy should have just unplugged it.

>> No.17934775

>>17928708
God I hat>>17928713
e lazy fat chicks.

>> No.17934785

>>17928730
I wish she was cuter. Her eyebrows make it look like she has down syndrome. This isn't about her being asian, I love japanese girls, she looks a lot like a down syndrome kid I see waiting for a bus on my commute to work.

>> No.17934818

>>17934736
Almond status: Activated

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Here comes the diversity...

>> No.17934912

>>17933452
Why does he torture his digestive tract?

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>>17934912
It is made of steel. You are like a babby.

>> No.17934939

>>17928235
Her tits probably look absolutely destroyed

>> No.17934957

>>17928730
post the source bro.

>> No.17934984

>>17934889
I like the subtle hint that covid regulations are bad when it has killed literally millions of people at this point

>> No.17934987

>>17934984
If Covid regulations have killed millions of people, then they are bad.

>> No.17935002

>>17934987
The virus has killed millions you conspiratard fuck. We could have stamped it out within the first year if everyone just followed the rules instead of autistically screeching about MUH FREEDUMBS, and here we are over 2 years later still dealing with the fallout of it. Fuck you and everyone who thinks like you. Get your fucking vaccine

>> No.17935003

>>17934984
Humour is all about subtlety.

>> No.17935008

>>17935002
Reply.

>> No.17935014

>>17935002
>>>/pol/

>> No.17935023

>>17926999
Wow, that was nearly 1000ms reaction time.
What the fuck are kids eating these days that is rotting their brains

>> No.17935278

>>17933710
its his face
he looks confused and worried and the keeps looking at the camera man like hes there against his will

>> No.17935282

>>17928248
tiktok

>> No.17935284

>>17935278
Thanks for the explanation.

>> No.17935294

>>17935023
You can see it right there on his plate. Fried carbs.

>> No.17935302

>>17928708
Wage gap.webm

>> No.17936219

>>17933118
Alura Jenson

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>>17933311

>> No.17936706

>>17928265
India is your best bet.

>> No.17936712

>>17933587
me, nigga

>> No.17936891

>>17935002
>Get your fucking vaccine
Do not do this, it releases mustard gas

>> No.17936910

>>17933269
You should beat them up

>> No.17936914

>>17928672
cringe
>>17928677
based

>> No.17936952

>>17934984
absolute smoothbrain take. the covid regulation sign is there because its absurd that the homeless man, who doesnt have anywhere to go, would be subject to a multiple thousand dollar fine for not being quarantined inside....when he has no place to go. lern2subtlety

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>>17935002
the common cold killed millions of people and one of the main viruses of the common cold is the human corona virus, covid-19 is just a variant of that
tl;dr covid is nothing new

>> No.17936972

>>17928703
based fgcposter

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>>17926999
lmao

>> No.17936978

>>17936969
covid 19 isn't a variant of that any more than cats are a variant of dogs, it's a variant of a different corona virus that never inhabited humans before 2019.

>> No.17937001

>>17928697
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/27cyc0H5A-M

>> No.17937024

>>17930340
Dude is high as fuck.

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>>17936978
>never inhabited humans before 2019.
not until gain of function
also don't you find it odd that there has never been a vaccine for human corona virus but covid-19 pops up and they shit out a vaccine in under a year

>> No.17937067

>>17934895
>status: roasted

>> No.17937096

>>17928171
More then 3 jalapenos is extra

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>>17928176
This is like watching drunk/wasted me do kitchen things.

>> No.17937113

>>17937065
They could make one, but there are so many strains that it wouldn't be worthwhile to vaccinate against them individually. The nova coronavirus happened to be nova.

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>>17927140
>it's raw

>> No.17937169

>>17928681
Don't know what's worse, the bungled war on drugs in the Philippines or the that the everyday man eats this shit.

>> No.17937180

>>17937169
I wouldn't dwell on it. Duterte and his violently destructive war on drugs was extremely popular and now the descendant of the guy who robbed the nation blind not that long ago has been popularly voted in. They're all mentally ill.

>> No.17937226

>>17933710
It's pure cinema. The penetrating stare, the skill and efficiency of movement for something as simple as an egg sandwich, the giant pot at the end, my man in the foreground just demolishing eggs.

>> No.17937248

>>17927140
As someone who does a bit of biochem and chemistry, I just want to help this poor bastard out and give him proper supplies and chemicals.

>> No.17937284

>>17932632
i love this
wish i had a happy muscle gf

>> No.17937289

>>17937284
God imagine having a happy gf and being part of the reason she's happy holy shit.

>> No.17937326

>>17928732
mega kek

>> No.17937356

>>17937169
I mean its not that different from high processed sloppa like hot dogs.
Its better for sustainability since the food would just emit methane otherwise

>> No.17937427

>>17928720
can someone give me the code? i remember it actually being a decent flick

>> No.17937428

>>17928736
NGL this looks like a
great hangover meal.

>> No.17937434

>>17937427
GOOK-1582

My barren GF can't get pregnant so I must force her to eat the eggs!

>> No.17937460

>>17937248
Too many unnecessary steps ?

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>>17928732
absolute fucking kek, holy shit my side

>> No.17937526

>>17928732
I'm an old man, out of touch with youth culture. What's the Burger King crown mean? Is it some sort of cuck hat? A new iteration of the dunce cap?

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>>17928732

>> No.17937552

>>17928708
Is she hungover or something ?

>> No.17937553

>>17937526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdKPPB3Rbk

>> No.17937558

>>17928132
He has to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.17937560

>>17937552
Her mom was in the hospital and her boss said she would get fired if she ddint come into work so she intentionally broke shit

>> No.17937572

>>17937553
>Sign in to confirm your age
>This video may be inappropriate for some users.
Hmm.

>> No.17937592

>>17934785
Thank god I am not insane.
I said this at some point in one of these threads and everyone acted like they didn't know what I was talking about. I thought I was going insane. The brows don't quite help, but mostly the weird facial expression is what gives me major downie vibes.

>> No.17937613

>>17928732
fuckin gkek

>> No.17937884

>>17928720
what the fuck is the code, I've spent so long looking for it, jesus...

>> No.17937897

>>17937884
nvm, I'm a fucking dumbass lol

>> No.17938153

>>17936683
Bane?

>> No.17938230

>>17937572
Hey retard, there was a based guy on a plane screaming nigger and wearing a burger king crown. Maybe watch the news once in awhile. Retard.

>> No.17938241

>>17927140
Looks tasty

>> No.17938254

>>17936683
I still need to watch Meme Lover #1 and 2.

>> No.17938672
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>>17927419

>> No.17938906

>>17928681
mf be eyeing that thrash bag before buying it as if it were some fine wine.

>> No.17938931

>>17928169
>the toss rips a hole in it
every time

>> No.17938938

>>17937460
Like >>17933267 said, He's basically bootlegging this whole process

>> No.17939113

>>17928120
>The cheese is tougher, generating higher friction and force the tube upwards.
It would work fine with an actually liquid cheese, like nacho cheese, but he just put regular cheese in it. A later try worked.

>> No.17939125

>>17931064
His test must be through the roof

>> No.17939218

>>17937065
>not until gain of function
Hi flat earther.

>> No.17939224

>>17937065
>also don't you find it odd that there has never been a vaccine for human corona virus but covid-19 pops up and they shit out a vaccine in under a year
They've been working on it since the SARS panic back in the oughts, dumbass, they just had to adjust the work for the particular spike protein.

>> No.17939229

>>17933530
feeble attempt to destroy the Fort

>> No.17939389
File: 2.88 MB, 480x360, hot_dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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ywn eat a hot dog man

>> No.17939392

>>17934957
Laid-Back Camp (Yuru Camp) live action

>> No.17939411
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>>17928730
All noodles must be broken.

>> No.17939441

>>17939389
i like to imagine private k-12 schools on the west coast filled with these sorts of kids whose parents got them that one ad gig.. there's some dark satire to be had in those hollywood hills.

>> No.17939470

>>17931683
what type of dog is this?

>> No.17939481

>>17933129
I don't understand what he was trying to accomplish. If you're trying to go through bone, you don't use a knife, you either use a saw or bone shears.

>> No.17939527

>>17933530
someone send the LA Beast to >>17928132
on this night we free him

>> No.17939541
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>>17939481
He's done this before. I believe he's even been given video take down orders from product manufacturers because he's deliberately misusing the products, they malfunction, and it is in a sense defamation.

>> No.17939565 [DELETED] 

>>17928681
flippo subhumans want to include mindanoa in their shitty disgusting country and they flattened the city of marawi for the sake of pagpag lmao, disgusting flippo roaches

>> No.17939569

>>17939481
You can use a knife, but it should be a thick-bladed cleaver.

>> No.17939582
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>> No.17939635

>>17930781
Slum life. Did you not see the guy walking to the "shops" besieged on both sides by a literal wall of decaying trash.

They were born into trash, their parents are trash, their country is trash, their education is trash. There is no social climbing for people like them born into a situation like that.

>> No.17939724

>>17928736
Looks like pretty decent sloppah.

>>17935002
No we couldn't, retard, it's too contagious. There's a very small chance that China could have contained it by not leaving the international airport open while locking down travel to other parts of China, but that's not what they did.

>>17934984
The guy in the video is inspired by a homeless man who froze to death when his city shut down homeless shelters. He was one of the first people killed by the lockdowns in North America.

>> No.17939753

>>17928689
The guy did it

>> No.17939772

>>17928726
I prefer my weevil larvae roasted

>> No.17939784

>>17934765
But think about THE VIEWS! I bet he did it on purpose.

>> No.17939798

>>17928120
>>17928248
It's even better with sound.
>>17935282
Predates

>> No.17939815

>>17937552
No Anon she's just a woman.

>> No.17940005

>>17935002
> implying people dying is a bad thing
that's where you are wrong kiddo

>> No.17940015

>>17933025
I've done this to save on dogs at the ball game. It's not actually that bad.

>> No.17940039

>>17928132
That's cool but how does he get out?

>> No.17940051

>>17937096
olives

>> No.17940069

>>17932632
This but with my dick

>> No.17940102

>>17927306
Forbidden sauce.
>>17928171
Pizza de caco uma delica.
>>17937096
It's whole olives.
>>17928687
Would. Would the girl too.
>>17937284
Well oiled, me liky.
>>17934895
Why?
>>17939389
>Iron maiden+torture+pretend cannibalism
Fun

>> No.17940114

>>17934939
You don't know much about about what fucks up women's nipples with breast feeding. Its the child gnawing on your nipple. Pumping is done for a multitude of reason and protecting your nipples is one of them.

>> No.17940126

>>17933134
why is he reaching with his head instead of just moving the hand? is he legally retarded?

>> No.17940157

>>17928120
>margarine
Fuck no.

>> No.17940163

>>17940126
Yes.

>> No.17940175

>>17928681
Might not eat today.

>> No.17940182
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>>17926999
Burgah

>> No.17940184

>>17928705
yeah just pick the meat off the floor haha

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>> No.17940241

>>17928235
Should probably show this to /fit/, they like their breastmilk.

>> No.17940271

>>17933152
Ethiopian, I think.

>> No.17940281
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>>17939541

>> No.17940295
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>>17940281
>>17939541
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES, JACK

>> No.17940307

>>17928235
frozen breastmilk tastes real fucking bad
the fresh thing is nice though

>> No.17940327

>>17928705
>wide wind up
It feels like she did it for a video. I don't think she really knows what she's doing.

>> No.17940338
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17940338

>>17940295
Mother of all omelettes, you say...?

>> No.17940395

>>17933152
She looks East African

>> No.17940680

>>17930340
Cows are really, really, really fucking stupid.

>> No.17940851

>>17933152
Based on the shirt. She's probably Jamaican.

>> No.17940909

>>17939224
>they just had to adjust the work for the particular spike protein.
yea that's totally how it works

>> No.17940938 [DELETED] 

>>17927419
>>17928427
>>17930149
>>17930715
>>17931658
>>17933267
>>17934746
>>17936683
>>17936969
>>17936974
>>17937065
>>17937105
>>17937167
>>17937512
>>17937540
>>17938672
>>17940221
>>17940295
>>17940338
Not a webm.

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>>17939218
>Hi flat earther.
is this b8 or are you really that ignorant?

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>>17940938
this ain't /gif/ and we're nowhere near image limit

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>>17928132
He looks just like Tuco

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>>17940964
Do we have an image limit?
I don't think I ever got that message on /ck/
Just threads naturally dropping off after 300 replies

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>>17940993
i think it's 150 images

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>>17940221

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>> No.17941044

>>17928173
> the one wagie not dancing
Oh that's going on the performance review.

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>> No.17941060

>>17941038
I hate women and blacks so much it's unreal

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>>17941060
what about bugs?

>> No.17941105

>>17933530
the eating of the eggs frees the surly king of the egg fort

>> No.17941108

>>17941067
How do people live like this?

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>>17939389
my mom unironically made hot dog men for me growing up

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>> No.17941138

>>17938254
>#2
There’s a number two?

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>> No.17941157 [DELETED] 

>>17940909
The virus is SARS-CoV-2, it's literally just a major mutation of the same virus. The mRNA vaccines train your immune system to weaken and break the spike protein it uses to interface with your cells.

>>17940954
It's the exact same grade of conspiracy theory.

>> No.17941173

>>17941157
>>>/pol/

>> No.17941175

>>17941146
For some reason I really appreciate the sanding of the sandwich at the end. Just makes it to so clean and even.

>> No.17941184

>>17941108
Humans are surprisingly resilient

>> No.17941187

>>17941061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlmSJ2bbtHw

>> No.17941202

>>17941175
That's a planer, not a sander.

>> No.17941230

>>17941175
thats a planer. retard. kys

>> No.17941246

>>17941133
Story??

>> No.17941255

>>17940996
The lack of heat doesn't sear the burger

>> No.17941265

>>17941038
Love seeing this one again and again. Brining it 24 hours and still overcooking it so it comes out dry as fuck. That moment when you think it can't get any worse after the brick of processed cheese and they whip out the cheetohs.

>> No.17941266

>>17941140
somewhere out there is a man who masturbates to this and he will never find another hotdog x excavator x feeder video in his life.

>> No.17941267

>>17935023
>1000ms
Kek

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>>17941157
Gain of function is literally a real thing, here straight from horses mouth
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4996883/

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17941318

>>17941173
>>>/lgbt/
no bitching if you're posting food webms

>> No.17941323

>>17941296
It's still an outright bullshit conspiracy theory that COVID-19 is the result of it.

>> No.17941332

>>17939389
Why do you need a specific device to make these?

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>>17941323
they fucking admitted to doing gain of function at the bio lab in Wuhan after Dr. Faucci got caught lying to Congress
Pretty fucking big coincidence that Wuhan just happens to be where the virus first broke out

>> No.17941386

>>17941382
Take your pills buddy.
Double rise today.

>> No.17941388

>>17926999
>visibility seen crying for a second at the end
lmao

>> No.17941398

>>17933025
>analsex.webm

>> No.17941405

>>17935002
Clothes have killed even more, because most people die with clothes just as they die with covid.

>> No.17941410

>>17941382
*Fauci
Now please tell us the details of this case that you are clearly so well versed on?

>> No.17941414

>>17941382
>Blatant lies

>> No.17941431

I’m still waiting for all the vaxxies to die off.

>> No.17941436

>>17941382
>>17941410
>>17941414
>>17941323
There was a patent for two major parts of the covid genome and internal DARPA proposals leaked related to NIH (I think) collaboration on covid-19. You MUST be farming yous.

Covid came from the lab. Get over it.

>> No.17941455 [DELETED] 

>>17941431
Enjoy your long covid effects, dumbass.

>>17941436
>He says, with zero evidence

>> No.17941481

>>17941455
Long covid is a myth.

>> No.17941483

>>17928689
All that for a cake that looks horrible

>> No.17941507 [DELETED] 

>>17941455
Long covid is vax side effects

>> No.17941509

>>17941481
>>17941507
Full retards.

>> No.17941523

>>17928235
>My breasts wake me up in the morning. They're screaming, "Please do something about this!"
Christ. I can't handle the boner that just exploded from my crotch. That bitch is about to star in some erotic fiction.

>> No.17941529

>>17941067
I love fresh bees on my bees and honey roll.

>> No.17941688

>>17930340
Cows are way bigger and way dumber than you'd think.

>> No.17941842

>>17941688
You don't know anything about cows.

>> No.17941860

>>17926999
Fat retarded amerishart.

>> No.17941914

>>17939541
What did he do wrong here?

>> No.17941919

>>17941323
>>17941410
>>17941414
>corporate bootlickers can't stop being cattle
do amerisharties really?

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17941955

>>17941842
i live next to a cattle ranch and in the last year the kudzu vine on the side of my house has moved farther then the cows standing in the field

>> No.17941973

>>17941914
Turned it upside down

>> No.17941985

>>17941973
I mean, who wouldnt do that while its plugged in and working?

>> No.17942014

>>17941914
Nothing, for once Jack followed the instructions and it still blew up.
I think the manufacturers tried to take the video down, only for it to be revealed that all of their products had a design flaw that caused them to explode.

>> No.17942095

>>17941914
>>17942014
The latch looks like it might not be properly closed? That is the only thing I could think of.
>>17941973
>>17941985
Considering it has foot pads on the sides I think it is maybe supposed to be turnable?

>> No.17942097

>>17941509
Well that proves it!

>> No.17942117

>>17942095
We can sit here and speculate all day, but I digress.

>> No.17942146

>>17941985
Idk, I figured he may have put too much dough on the inside and it built up pressure then when he turned it upside down the latch loosened and popped off.
>>17942014
>>17942095
>>17942117
But these guys are probably right.

>> No.17942412

>>17930759
He has to cook his way out.

>> No.17942433

>>17928679
God I wish that was me.

>> No.17942730

>>17927536
It is Korear

>> No.17942734

>>17928687
wow. rare that i find a black attractive, but thsi cutie is a 10/10

>> No.17942807

>>17942095
The hatch being closed is what caused the device to burst open to begin with.

>> No.17942833

>>17934984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6tT_PMnEbU

you're gay

>> No.17943221

>>17941118
Shakira, Shakira

>> No.17943432

>>17941509
Cool it hothead, looks like it's time for your boostah. Long covid are just clot shot injuries that reddit denies because scientism. Then again covid only exists as a computer model developed by china. Same with the 6 for rule was done by a high school girl based on no actual data.

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