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I went to the bathroom in a mcdonalds somewhere in the midwest. I like to stop there since it's generally pretty clean and I can buy a predictable coffee. Anyway I go into the bathroom and it's crazy busy. There's an old guy pissing at the tall urinal leaving only the short one open, and there's a dad and son in the stall. The dad is yelling at the kid too. "Just do it," he says. "You know how to do this!" Those two are having a rough day. So I pull up to the short urinal and figure I'll just piss real quick in the middle of this little drama, but I have shyness from the guy yelling and it takes a minute to get started. No wonder the kid can't piss buddy you're making me nervous. Once I finally do get it going grandpa at the urinal next to me starts looking over. Making me uncomfortable gramps take it easy. But he keeps glancing. Glancing. So I kind of angle myself away from him and keep pissing. This has turned into a pretty stressful situation. Dad is yelling, kid can't piss, and now grandpa's trying to get a look at my dick. I look down as I finish and realize that I've been missing the entire time. I've been pissing on the top of the short urinal and it's just been running down. With all the distractions I didn't even notice. Thanks for the heads up gramps. So I do what anybody would do, I zip up and walk straight out of there forever.