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In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?

>> No.17924806

I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul... And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play

>> No.17924859

>>17924806
uhhhh based?

>> No.17924879
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>>17924768
haven't had some good pizza in a while
for me, it's the Midtown frozen pizza, in the oven for two minutes longer than specified on the box. Yup, that's good eatin

>> No.17924890

>>17924768
reviewbrah really let himself go

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>>17924768

>> No.17924931

>>17924890
time makes fools of us all

>> No.17925516

I'm literally ordering it right now

>> No.17925527

Do you, by any chance, drive a V6 Challenger?

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>>17924806
I'll admit it, this one got me

>> No.17925670

>>17924768
>In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?
No we don't we just call it a hot n' ready. Fuck you.

>> No.17925686

>>17925670
hey why are you being such a fucking ass hole?

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>>17925686
Sorry friend, having a rough night. Got some bad gas.

>> No.17925759

I live in California and I've never ever heard CaliWali

>> No.17925771

>>17925759
It’s an Albany expression

>> No.17925826

>>17925771
>living in albany, california
see where all your fancy witty meme answers led you?

>> No.17925869

>>17925826
Oh, hey, there actually is an Albany in California and it's Bay Area.

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>>17924768

>> No.17925913

>>17925899
this fat sack of shit was playing poker while children in his state were being killed with assault rifles

>> No.17925924

>>17925913
i agree, ted cruz should have helped kill more children. lazy guy

>> No.17925937

>>17925913
Thought the big leftie meme was he was a serial killer

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>>17925913
Yeah, but they were mexican children.

>> No.17926220

>>17924768
i wish this was me

>> No.17926225

>>17925913
I was jerking off during the Uvalde shooting. What's your point?

>> No.17926226

how long does papa johns garlic butter last? i found some on the sidewalk a week ago and i just scored a free little ceasers pizza

>> No.17926296

>move to California
>suddenly impossible to find decent pizza anywhere

I'm so sick of chain pizza, but it's the best where I live. What the fuck? It used to be inedible trash compared to literally anywhere on the east coast

>> No.17926420

have you tried california pizza kitchen? thats a pretty good local spot, its like the in and out of pizza