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Thinking of installing a bidet so I can eat my gf's ass any time I want.
Who's gonna stop me?

>> No.17921693

>>17921686
Doodoo still gets stuck in the butthole wrinkles and also inside. Just accept that you’re a poopoo lover and just eat the doody covered booty the way it is retard

>> No.17921699

>>17921693
Ate an ex gfs ass constantly and never once tongue punched any poo

>> No.17921703

>>17921686
The poolice will.

>> No.17921704

>>17921693
This board used to be a different place..

>> No.17921712
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>> No.17921718

The fuck is it with zoomers and eating ass?

>> No.17921720

OP here. I meant bf, sorry

>> No.17921725

>>17921686
Based.
Especially if your gf is trans, I've encountered feces eating trans ass before but it didn't taste how it smells, just kind of bitter.

>> No.17921729

>>17921718
There was some rap song about “eating ass like groceries” or something and since zoomers are all born to single moms, they looked up to that person and followed their advice all these years later.

>> No.17921731

>>17921718
jews I think but I stopped keeping up

>> No.17921756

>>17921686
Good on you OP but remember, THINK IT, DREAM IT, DO IT!

>> No.17921765

>>17921718
>>17921729
>>17921731
You really going to waste your life never touching your g-spot? We have such pleasures to show you.

>> No.17921776

why is this on the front page

>> No.17921785

>>17921686
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>> No.17921798

>>17921686
>Who's gonna stop me?
reality since you can't get a girlfriend.

>> No.17921801

>>17921776
>page
leave.

>> No.17921802

>>17921798
My trans gf begs to differ

>> No.17921806

>>17921802
so you're with a ftm?

>> No.17921813

>>17921712
he cute

>> No.17921957

>>17921686
Cis women are filthy and have poop in their vagina, a bidet will not cleanse their inferior female butthole or vagina of poop either
If your gf is trans then just tell her to wash, duh

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>>17921957
women have less than an inch of space between their ass hole and vagina
god that's fucking disgusting, imagine the cross contamination, and most of them are so lazy they wipe back to front

>> No.17921977

>>17921693
this is the same 'logic' that brought you shit like "every time you breath, a single molecule of my fart passes into you. enjoy"

like any fucking surface, anywhere, is ever "truely clean". even surgical tables still got bacteria and literal shit particles on it from the last patient who shit themselves during the surgery.

>> No.17922010

>>17921686
The last time I 69'ed my gf, she had just taken a shower so I thought I was in the clear, but when I spread her cheeks, I was shocked to see shit on her asshole. I played it cool and kind of like held the upper part of her cheeks together, so I could lick her snatch. It was risky since I was on the bottom. I was super paranoid that shit would fall on my face

>> No.17922016

>>17922010
embrace the poopoo

>> No.17922100

>>17922010
Why are you dating an ugly dirty slampig

>> No.17922141

>>17922010
That's so hot
I'd love to 69 a trans girl, suckling her low hanging balls and then plunging my tongue deep inside her asshole

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>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>> No.17922164

>>17921686
Um, excuse me...
You seem to have posted a topic of a sexual nature on /ck/. Would you mind scrolling to the top of the page and tell me what it says after /ck/? In my case (I don't know yours), it says FOOD and COOKING. Unless you are cooking for cannibals or are a cannibal yourself, this post is off-topic.

You should've posted here:

>>>/b/

note to readers: skipping spaces is not a sign of being from reddit

>> No.17922177

>>17921686
Bidets are good but also just do it after she showers. We barely use our bidet

>> No.17922190

>>17922141
Uh okay, dude. I'm talking about a female. But you do you. Enjoy his male asshole smell and body odor

>> No.17922195

>>17922190
Same shit

>> No.17922208

>>17922195
Uh, no. One is a female that smells like a female, and one is a male that looks like, and smells like a male. You're gay, dude

>> No.17922211

>>17921785
>implying ass isn't food
NGMI

>> No.17922221

>>17922208
At the end of the day you're eating shit

>> No.17922226

What is the fucking obsession with eating ass? I can maybe see having a girl eat out your own ass or whatever, but what's the point of eating out a girl's ass? What do they get from it? What the fuck do you get from it?

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>>17922164
Seething jannie wannabe

>> No.17922240

>>17922226
They get to encourage disease spreading in Goyim

>> No.17922246

>>17921718
Toxoplasmosis.

>> No.17922288

>>17922158
It is relating to eating and the proper preparation of said thing to be eaten. /ck/ approved topic