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If you had to eat only ONE (1) thing for breakfast for the rest of your miserable little life, what would you pick anon?

>> No.17917866

>>17917862
based Chef John

>> No.17917871

>>17917862
toast with butter
i never get bored of that

>> No.17917880

>>17917862
I’ll have to go with protein so I can survive on a variety of food while still being able to ingest my girlfriends cum.

>> No.17917884

>>17917880
>female
>cum
got some bad news for you champ

>> No.17917889

i already eat the same thing for breakfast every day anyway

>50g oats
>10g cocoa power
>10g flaxseed
>10g chiaseed
>1 mashed banana
>200ml whole milk
>mix in a bowl
>microwave 3mins

>> No.17917893

>>17917871
Yeah, either that or just bread and butter.
Having it right now in fact.

>> No.17917899
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>>17917889
>microwave 3mins

>> No.17917905

>>17917862
is it cheating if i say sandwich?

>> No.17917909

>>17917899
i dont want to have to clean a pan, i can just microwave it in the bowl

>> No.17917937

>>17917909
My point was that I dont think that sounds like it should be heated at all

>> No.17917947

>>17917937
its porridge

>> No.17917963

>>17917862
double espresso

>> No.17918008

>>17917862
Oatmeal.
I've already been eating it every morning for my whole life and I still love it

>> No.17918024

Overnight steel cut oats with whole milk and cinnamon.

>> No.17918134

A toast with olive oil and rubbed garlic clove and a glass of milk

>> No.17918137

Blueberries
Almonds
Spinach salad w/ vinigirette
Plenty of energy and not fucking weighed down to start the day

>> No.17918139

eggs benny

>> No.17918146

>>17917862
Slice of leftover pizza, obviously I would prefer a slice of fresh pizza but I don't know where the fuck I would get a fresh slice in the morning.

>> No.17918150

I can't remember the last time I ate breakfast

>> No.17918291

>>17918150
This morning retard

>> No.17918318

>>17918150
>>17918291
>Google alzheimers
>all the links are purple
uh oh

>> No.17918321

>>17917862
Maple brown sugar oatmeal with hash browns and an egg fried over medium on a toasted English muffin.

>> No.17918329

>>17917862
can of mackerel

>> No.17918332

>>17918318
Kek

>> No.17918644

Eggs Benedict with what ever the hell else I feel like on the side.

>> No.17918656

>>17917862
well for the last 2 years I have been eating ranch style eggs almost every day. so...

>> No.17918858
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17918858

As if I don't willingly live by such rules already...

>> No.17918873

>>17917862
egg-cheese-english muffin

>> No.17918877

>>17918858
that's TWO (2) things buddy

>> No.17918901

food

>> No.17918921

Cream of Wheat, ten scoops of brown sugar, half a bread bag of white toast, buttered and triangle-cut
No spoon, the bread is the spoon

>> No.17918922

>>17917862
full english

>> No.17918936

>>17917862
depends what you mean by 1 but clearly an egg is the correct choice. if allowed to be 1 dish then make it something with egg and bread

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17918978

Not even meming right now. Come, hit me with the heat of the chopsticks rices the eggs and all the variations Satan and his host can conjure. I am on the side of God. We will prevail.

>> No.17918982

>>17917862
Steak

>> No.17919019

>>17917862
Eggs, because you can cook those motherfuckers a dozen different ways.

>> No.17919065

>>17918978
Doesn't the heat of the rice cook the egg?

>> No.17919071

>>17917862
Coffee w/ 2 tsp half-n-half
fruit salad
3 slices of pound cake
cigarette

>> No.17919162
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17919162

>>17917862
Yoghurt or eggs.

>>17918139
Basé.

>>17918318
Holy kek.

>>17918922
>>17919019
Based.

>> No.17919209

>>17918877
>Eat on thing
One is a drink, the other is smoked. Technically they chose to eat nothing.

>> No.17919503

>>17917862
Shut the hell up you bald faggot

>> No.17920004

Steak, bell pepper and cheese omelet.

>> No.17920093

>>17917862
nothing. i'd rather skip to lunch than force feed myself something i'm so miserably sick of

>> No.17920099

>>17917880
>my girlfriends cum.
that's a man.

>> No.17920112

>>17918921
How big is a scoop? I for some reason assumed you use a protein powder scoop but that seems like way too much

>> No.17920136

>>17920112
Like a teaspoon. You drop it in as you go and swirl it around so it makes streaks. You don't full integrate the sugar, it has to be semi integrated. Swirls of brown sugar. Nigga you ain't lived.

>> No.17920139

Glass of water.
I don't eat breakfast.

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>>17917862
whatever i can find in the dumpsters behind walmart

>> No.17920487

>>17920136
I've had it before, I was just wondering if you were dumping like, full cups of sugar in there or something

>> No.17920524

BEC SPK Kraiser roll

>> No.17920610

BBC

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>>17917862
biscuits and gravy my nigga

>> No.17920635

Coffee and a cigarette

>> No.17920640
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>>17920635
unimaginably based

>> No.17920728

>>17920635
post teeth.

>> No.17922447

>>17917862
hash brown w/ catsup

>> No.17922448

>>17917884
so what do we call girl cum then? squirt?

>> No.17922781

>>17917862
eggs. They are truly god tier.

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17922796

Huel. Breakfast is the one thing I can't cook myself thanks to my frankly disgusting levels of adhd and I need to be able to eat breakfast as soon as I wake up so I can take my medication (which suppresses my appetite). I already exclusively drink huel for breakfast when I'm not with someone who can cook breakfast for me, so I choose huel.

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17922813

if my life is miserable, I might as well go for the comfort breakfast I've eaten for years now

>> No.17922820
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17922820

>>17917862
Big bun

>> No.17923064

>>17917862
Cinnamon Toast Crunch with milk.
>>17922448
Grool is the proper slang for vaginal lubrification. Squirt is just piss.

>> No.17923068
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17923068

kedgeree. one of the only good dishes from uk 'cuisine'

>> No.17923086

>>17918877
Why is that the only post you ran through your test?

>> No.17923090

>>17917862

This. With a green chile sauce poured over it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI5JKhoZbYs

>> No.17923111

>>17917862
Vodka

>> No.17923145

>>17917862
>already eat the same thing in the morning everyday
fuck, anyway, I have some flavored greek yogurt, chia seeds, almonds and berries

>> No.17923155

>>17917862
B E C
I do it anyway.