If you have someone over at your house, would you serve them dinner? I always knew Vikings and Germans were autistic, but do most Britbongs really not serve food either? Explain yourselves.

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Anonymous Tue May 31 03:15:26 2022 No.17916694 [Reply] [Original]

If you have someone over at your house, would you serve them dinner? I always knew Vikings and Germans were autistic, but do most Britbongs really not serve food either? Explain yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 03:19:42 2022 No.17916721 >>17916694 >iceland is just off the coast of France What the fuck is this retarded map

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 03:20:40 2022 No.17916727 what percentage of this board is /pol/ crossboarders, probably pretty high

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 03:23:09 2022 No.17916737 You're imposing on me, it's not my job to give you things. The guest should be honoring the host.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 03:25:15 2022 No.17916746 >>17916694 American but, only if you were invited to eat wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 04:08:01 2022 No.17916924 >>17916694 American here. Yes, the host almost always provides a meal if having someone over during dinnertime. Even if the guest coming over was not originally planned for, its common etiquette to at least offer something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 04:10:32 2022 No.17916928 have you no homes of your own to go to? eat there ya rapacious bastard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 04:50:38 2022 No.17917017 >>17916694 We do tea/coffee and biscuits more so than food itself.

Anonymous Tue May 31 04:59:04 2022 No.17917037

>>17916694
What an idiotic map, Denmark has many traditions for big, long dinners.

Netherlands is true though, they will invite you over for a party at 18:00 and then expect you to have already taken care of your appetite at home. Max they'll do is a few bread sticks and cubed cheese in a plastic package from the discount supermarket.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 05:11:16 2022 No.17917071 >>17916694 I'll usually go out of my way if I'm expecting company, but if someone shows up on short notice, they can go fuck themselves. Scheduled guests get something baked or frozen, usually, so I can just cut it or serve whenever they show up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 05:26:57 2022 No.17917106 >>17916694 >your food sucks >why won't you feed it to us fucking normies

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 05:31:30 2022 No.17917111 >>17916694 What is the source for this image's information?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 05:33:23 2022 No.17917115 >>17916694 med/mena superiority strikes again

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 05:36:23 2022 No.17917121 If you get invited to a dinner or coffee, you will get dinner or coffee. If you show up unannounced, please fuck off. t. finn

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 05:40:15 2022 No.17917136 >>17916694 Why is Iceland in the bay of biscay?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 05:43:13 2022 No.17917141 Also why is Sicily a different, undesignated color from everything else?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 05:43:41 2022 No.17917142 >>17917136 taking himself a little vaca innit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 05:53:29 2022 No.17917158 >>17916694 The map is false. Meds have no jobs they go visit each other for the sole purpose of eating and out of boredom. In the North people visit each other for business, there's no time for fucking eating.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 06:01:28 2022 No.17917167 >>17917037 yeah this is co.plete madeup bullshit. domt even need to get into it..sage do not reply

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 06:11:45 2022 No.17917182 >>17916721 It's always been there, you have the mandingo affect

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 06:12:20 2022 No.17917185 >>17917037 >Netherlands is true though no it's not

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 06:40:28 2022 No.17917249 >>17916694 In Finland if you show up at someones house unannounced the occupant will likely be hiding behind the sofa

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 06:45:58 2022 No.17917253 >>17916694 I don't even understand the fucking scenario. So does the guest come uninvited and is planning to stay for a while or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 06:47:18 2022 No.17917258 >>17917249 >receive phonecall >it's my wifes uncle >pick up >"hello this is X" >"yes I know I just called you" Why the fuck is everyone so autistic around here

Anonymous Tue May 31 06:48:06 2022 No.17917261

>>17916694
Dutchfag here. Never have I ever received a guest without offering them at least drinks and snacks, cake if there is something to celebrate and dinner if they're coming or staying past office hours. Who the fuck kicks a guest out just before dinner?

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Anonymous Tue May 31 06:48:22 2022 No.17917264
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>in regions where food is more difficult to obtain
>people are less likely to set food in front of you
>just because you showed the fuck up
looks like we got a real mystery on our hands, gang

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 06:50:00 2022 No.17917268 >>17917185 Misschien die gierige Hollanders.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:02:19 2022 No.17917291 >>17917264 what? people from poor environments are usually more likely to offer food, simple as it doesn't apply for poor people around rich people though, only where everyone is poor

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:04:03 2022 No.17917293 >>17916721 It is like the maps that show Alaska and Hawaii of he coast of California. It is just easier to make a more compact map like that. No need to sperg out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:05:19 2022 No.17917297 >>17917264 it's not the 1100s anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:06:16 2022 No.17917300 >>17916721 damn good catch, i wonder if the guy who made it did that by accident and if he noticed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:10:58 2022 No.17917311 >>17917293 >it's meant to be wrong

Anonymous Tue May 31 07:19:25 2022 No.17917330

>>17917291
>i have no real world experience
>but anyway
>this is how shit works in my head
>>17917297
No shit, but wouldn't it be weird if, say, CULTURAL NORMS THAT WERE HIGHLY BENEFICIAL FOR SURVIVIAL BECAME SO DEEPLY INGRAINED THAT THEY EASILY CARRIED OVER TO NEW GENERATIONS THAT STAYED WITHIN THE SAME REGION, YOU FUCKING DENSE FUCK?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:21:12 2022 No.17917335 >>17917330 autism

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Anonymous Tue May 31 07:24:08 2022 No.17917338
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>>17916721
>>17917293
People don't know this, but most island nations are self-propelled and can relocate themselves. Remember that time they relocated Australia to the coast of Portugal for Eurovision? Iceland regularly moves around the Atlantic, which was why it was so strategically important in WW2.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:25:02 2022 No.17917341 >>17917330 Wouldn't it be even weirder if, say, someone started overanalyzing an unsourced meme map spammed by twitterniggers and /int/oids?

Anonymous Tue May 31 07:25:28 2022 No.17917344

>>17917330
>>this is how shit works in my head
this is literally 100% what you did here>>17917264, you made up a just-so story in your head.
all the ancient peoples had traditions of hospitality. not offering food is a new twist.
find me proof that nordicks didn't offer food to guests.

Anonymous Tue May 31 07:26:08 2022 No.17917347

>>17917037
I remember this dutch guy talking about some app that everone he knows uses. Basically you link up with your friends and you can bill them for every little thing. So you go out to the bars then when you get home you see every friend that bought you a drink has billed you, the guy who drove billed everyone, and you bill them for your time cuz ur a greedy dutchman

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:27:32 2022 No.17917351 >>17917311 Unironically yes, you are correct.

Anonymous Tue May 31 07:28:14 2022 No.17917353

>>17917347
i've heard the same thing, it was also either about the netherlands or sweden. but in the version i heard, it was more like, if one of your friends treats you to a drink if you're out since you've got no moneys on you, they'd bill you later.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:28:17 2022 No.17917354 >>17917344 >>17917341 remote learning really did a number on you niglets' reading comprehension

Anonymous Tue May 31 07:29:05 2022 No.17917357

>>17917330
>CULTURAL NORMS THAT WERE HIGHLY BENEFICIAL FOR SURVIVIAL BECAME SO DEEPLY INGRAINED THAT THEY EASILY CARRIED OVER TO NEW GENERATIONS THAT STAYED WITHIN THE SAME REGION, YOU FUCKING DENSE FUCK?
All Indo-European people had a tradition of hospitality and offering food to guests. It's started with literal steppeniggers and has nothing to do with climate.

Anonymous Tue May 31 07:29:17 2022 No.17917358

>>17917344
>find me proof that nordicks didn't offer food to guests.
There is no proof. It's garbage from Reddit that wasn't even allowed to stay up there because it had no proof >>17917336

This thread is terrible and nobody should take OP's image seriously because it's just making people unhappy. Maybe OP is just trolling. Maybe OP is a fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:29:58 2022 No.17917359 >>17917354 i'm older and by the looks of it, smarter than you too. sorry about your dunning-kruger

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:30:56 2022 No.17917363 >>17917358 It's basically the equivalent of Ben Franklin's map of Europe.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:31:28 2022 No.17917366 >>17917354 It's OK anon. You went full armchair sociologist on a fake map and you're embarrassed, we get it. No need to get so defensive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:32:51 2022 No.17917370 >>17917336 Lol, they really want to keep pushing sweeden gate shit there. Another win for Z team

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:36:49 2022 No.17917376 >>17917370 Why is everything a fucking -gate nowadays? 20 years from now people are going to assume Watergate was a scandal about water and not just the name of the hotel.

Anonymous Tue May 31 07:46:53 2022 No.17917392

>>17917359
>I'm older and, by the looks of it, smarter than you too.
At least make an attempt to not trip on my dick when you're trying to kick me in the balls. The second sentence is a complete shitshow, so I'll do us both a favor and pretend it didn't happen.
>>17917366
>It's ok, anon. You went full armchair-sociologist on a fake map and you're embarrassed, we get it. There's no need to get so defensive.
You two should meet up and put those dick strippers to use on something other than flapping them all over your keyboards.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:47:58 2022 No.17917393 >>17916694 Map has zero sources

Anonymous Tue May 31 07:50:53 2022 No.17917399

>>17917358
>>17917336
i just went to reddit to check and it's still there, except in the upper corner you have the name of the author, Köksal.
so it's just some turk roach doing the usual mapfag faggotry.
>people in the south make maps that portray people in the north as cold unemotional boring robots
>people in the north make maps that portray people in the south as retarded subhumans

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:51:26 2022 No.17917400 >>17917393 It's anecdotal. Source: I'm a proctologist

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:51:54 2022 No.17917402 >>17917392 >he actually got so flustered he changed his writing style and started using capitals and shit to appear smarter top kek what a little bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:52:56 2022 No.17917403 >>17917399 forgot link https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/v0xi5l/will_you_be_offered_food_when_you_are_a_guest/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 07:54:19 2022 No.17917407 >>17917402 >and and and and newfag greentext

Anonymous Tue May 31 08:04:00 2022 No.17917427

>>17917353
That's the plausible way yes. If one buys a round then someone else does the next and so on unless you're with more than 3 people then the payment app gets used. It doesnt keep track of who drank what but it allows you to send a payment request through whatsapp or whatever.

It is also usual if you're invited to a party that unless stated otherwise you're not going to be fed dinner like you're some infant unable to take care of yourself. Now if said family has either Indonesian or other roots then likely if you ask they will serve you some food since they always make extra, but the usual dutch family doesn't make food for days.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 08:04:01 2022 No.17917428 >>17917403 >source is an instagram account that says it uses sources then avoids giving them when asked nice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 08:16:33 2022 No.17917461 >>17917347 I use that app

Anonymous Tue May 31 08:17:19 2022 No.17917464

>>17917427
>It is also usual if you're invited to a party that unless stated otherwise you're not going to be fed dinner like you're some infant unable to take care of yourself
yeah this is why i don't think the map is complete bullshit, just not particularly accurate. but i definitely know this sentiment exists. if you invite someone over in my cunt, it's expected the host will serve food. and the guest could bring something like liquor or fruit preserve or some appetizer. this is for adults only, in college, everyone chips in to buy chips and nuts and alcohol.
and i have a friend who can't cook who just meets up with me outside of his place and we get takeout and alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 08:23:27 2022 No.17917471 >>17917399 >>>people in the south make maps that portray people in the north as cold unemotional boring robots >>people in the north make maps that portray people in the south as retarded subhumans Both of those claims are true though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 08:25:13 2022 No.17917473 File: 27 KB, 700x700, 50002-heinz_tomato-ketchup_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buy spicy ketchup >its not spicy at all

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 09:10:17 2022 No.17917555 >>17917293 Not the same. In a US map, for HI you'd have to show half the pacific ocean, AK you'd have to include the entirety of Canada

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 10:11:00 2022 No.17917664 Even if it means I eat nothing, then yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 10:21:12 2022 No.17917689 >>17916924 We’re non-white now. Sad

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 10:29:59 2022 No.17917707 I feel so lonely that I would even offer food to a fucking Jehova Witness. Come to my home and tell me stories about baby Jesus, I DON'T CAREEEEEE!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 10:39:17 2022 No.17917732 >>17917338 >melbourne just a short boat ride away from an infinite supply of BBCs just as god intended

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 10:52:32 2022 No.17917752 >>17916694 I was a guest at a house in Israel and they served me up a huge plate of subversive cultural Marxism.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 10:52:52 2022 No.17917753 >>17917707 They called me on the phone the other day. Lazy fucks don't even go door to door anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:36:40 2022 No.17917833 >>17917121 I always offer some coffee and biscuits and some mineral water/fizzy drink etc to guests. I just never have any guests.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:37:51 2022 No.17917836 >>17917347 also true >>17917167 >>17917185 seethe

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:38:34 2022 No.17917837 >>17917338 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:44:06 2022 No.17917853 >>17916694 What the fuck? In the UK it would be very rude not to serve a guest that is staying over dinner. I literally cannot imagine a situation where you would have someone over to sleep but not feed them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:48:27 2022 No.17917870 >>17917853 >staying over dinner >over to sleep being a guest doesn't imply either of those

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:49:29 2022 No.17917873 >>17917870 OP says >If you have someone over at your house, would you serve them dinner? Implying that its dinner time and you have a guest

Anonymous Tue May 31 11:49:30 2022 No.17917875
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I've always found swedish and finnish people quite autistic. I've talked to a lot of them, specially girls, online and they're just so weird. I even dated one (hot as fuck, btw) and we would be chatting and when she left she would just say "goodbye" all of a sudden and leave.

Like bitch, just say something like "okay, I'm gonna get going. Talk to you tomorrow, bye"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:53:16 2022 No.17917882 >>17917873 the picture doesn't say anything about dinner or sleeping, pay attention

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:54:53 2022 No.17917887 >Third world countries with "traditional" values >This means a dedicated and domesticated housewife Of fucking course these southern lands can serve dinner for 20 at the drop of a hat when you got a food servant available at all times.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:57:04 2022 No.17917891 >>17917882 Ok but OP does

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:57:35 2022 No.17917894 >>17917887 >nooo you can't feed your guests, that's for third world misogynists!! this is the future you chose

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 11:59:16 2022 No.17917898 >>17917853 That never happens though. People will say like "oh, it's almost dinner time, I better get out of your hair" or something and leave. They won't just stay and wait for you to offer them dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 12:00:08 2022 No.17917902 >>17917894 I feed my guests because they come announced and I ask them if they want food.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 12:01:03 2022 No.17917903 >>17916694 For obvious reasons it's considered rude serving someone british food

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 12:04:09 2022 No.17917910 >>17916924 I will provide 3 meals and snacks to guest s. This is common in the southern US.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 12:06:47 2022 No.17917917 File: 236 KB, 210x260, 1557334580972.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17917732 Morocco is arab you retarded faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 12:09:48 2022 No.17917921 >>17917917 he probably meant france

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 12:10:08 2022 No.17917923 >>17917917 No, it's Berber

Anonymous Tue May 31 12:33:53 2022 No.17917986

>>17917358
there are twitter threads full of swedes saying in Swedish things like "I never had a problem with it, I just go home for my own dinner and come back" or "I don't understand, if I have only cooked dinner for 4 people how can I be expected to share with an unexpected guest" etc

can't speak to the whole map but the point it makes about swedes is totally accurate

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 14:48:28 2022 No.17918367 all non nordics and sweden should be nuked. Fucking trash

Anonymous Tue May 31 15:48:18 2022 No.17918567
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>>17917427
>It is also usual if you're invited to a party that unless stated otherwise you're not going to be fed dinner like you're some infant unable to take care of yourself
100% d*tch cope

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 16:53:09 2022 No.17918803 >>17916928 Then don't have me over when you niggers are eating dinner

Anonymous Tue May 31 16:56:59 2022 No.17918814

I live 20 hours away from the rest of my family in PA and I have a cousin that knew I just sat in the car all day and when I got to his house he would always make a pizza and eat the entire thing in front of me and not offer me anything and then say something like "mmm that was a good pizza!"
he always did this shit like once he made 4 PB&J sandwiches and ate every single one of them and told me there just wasn't enough food for me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 17:10:48 2022 No.17918870 >>17918799 Fuck, what are those countries? I recognize Italy, Finland, Sweden, Japan. What are the other two?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 17:12:45 2022 No.17918875 If you send me a payment request through an app after we went out or i went to your home, i'm just blocking your ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 17:14:17 2022 No.17918881 >>17918870 >>17918870 Italy and CHAD

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 17:16:12 2022 No.17918889 >>17918870 New Zealand and Chad himself

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 17:17:36 2022 No.17918892 >>17917555 You're right. Now impressionable people are going to think Iceland is near France!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 17:39:16 2022 No.17918971 >>17917037 and they'll send you a tikki for it when you get home

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 17:40:22 2022 No.17918975 >>17917158 How do they afford the eating then?

Anonymous Tue May 31 17:46:31 2022 No.17919004

>>17917358
I've spent like an hour arguing with Swedes and a Finn about this on /pol/, they didn't see anything wrong with this. Couple of them said when they were visiting their friends as kids and the family was having dinner they'd be told to wait in another room and not asked to join

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 17:47:11 2022 No.17919008 >>17919004 Feel free to go back there any time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 17:47:45 2022 No.17919012 >>17919008 >nooo, you can't also go to pol t. incel

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:01:59 2022 No.17919070 File: 96 KB, 404x403, 1378755709578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916694 Is this shit really that hard for you guys to understand? >>>/int/165607199 It's that simple.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:02:30 2022 No.17919073 Expecting hand outs from your host is immoral. The host family has to split up their rations for them, and meanwhile the guest's family's scheduled rations back at home go to waste as well.

Anonymous Tue May 31 18:06:31 2022 No.17919090

>>17919070
>>17919073
this reminds me of one dude I know's mother, we came to his house, and she offered us food, made us food, it was good we were thankful. And when we left she told him what greedy bastards we were for accepting food. Filipino mother for ya.
You sound a whole lot like her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:07:44 2022 No.17919097 >>17916694 I'm Jewish and oh man do i hate gentiles. I want you to starve to death.

Anonymous Tue May 31 18:10:49 2022 No.17919112

>>17916694
Not offering food to a guest implies that you just don't care about them as a human being. That you're so self-obsessed that you can't even muster the compassion to fulfill a basic biological necessity for someone else purely because it mildly inconveniences you. Anyone who doesn't offer me at least a snack when I enter their home is immediately suspect; I know that if we were ever in a dangerous situation they would sacrifice me, not even to save themselves, but purely out of expedience.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:11:05 2022 No.17919114 File: 987 KB, 229x176, 1637537777069.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17917182 >mandingo affect

Anonymous Tue May 31 18:12:08 2022 No.17919120

>>17916694
Scottish here. If I invite people over then I feed them, yes. If people come over and it's a surprise visit, them I'll provide Tea/Coffee and some biscuits, but if it turns into something longer then we'll go out to eat and split the bill or I'll order in and they'll transfer me their half, but usually I wont bother asking for money if it's a takeaway because they would do the same for me.

You can expect the same in almost any Scottish persons home that isn't a literal heroin addict, and even them you'll be offered tea/coffee and a biscuit. They are junkies, not animals.

I had no idea the English were different. I think Pakis might be skewing that figure as they don't have that culture, as both working class whites and black English are very friendly to house guests in my experience and the Black girl I used to shag from Hull had a feeder for a Mum who wouldn't let me leave without feeding me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:16:17 2022 No.17919134 >>17916694 its true for dutchies and germans youre only getting food if youre invited for a food related event only non-yts will give you food in these regions

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:18:19 2022 No.17919145 >>17917185 it's not giving if you send a Tikkie afterwards

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:26:34 2022 No.17919183 >>17917017 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:44:00 2022 No.17919279 >>17919120 I live in London and am completely sick of pakis but they are very hospitable as are most of muzzies\arabs, at least the older non westernised ones

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:46:22 2022 No.17919290 >>17916694 based nordies i'm north american from euro latin family and being forced to feed/bring food to people is beyond me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 18:51:48 2022 No.17919305 >>17916694 I don't recognize this landmass, where is it supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 19:06:58 2022 No.17919364 >>17917347 I'am not paying €150 for drinks on my own after I paid for a table of 5-6. No one I know sends tikkes for single beers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 19:22:40 2022 No.17919431 >>17916694 Scandis will give you food if they invite you for food, but people just stopping by should at best expect coffee. Eating a meal with someone is serious business and not done without prior agreement.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 19:33:16 2022 No.17919487 whats the criteria here? what sort of food are they referring to (snacks/a quick sandwich/a whole fucking dinner)? is it a surprise visit or something planned which would obviously change the context too?

Anonymous Tue May 31 19:40:09 2022 No.17919512

>>17919487
From what i can tell, if i visit you unannounced on an empty stomach, and you have already eaten, will you make me dinner?
Everyone from anywhere will give people snacks and coffee/tea etc. The vast majority of people will also offer you dinner if you're about to make it for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 19:51:04 2022 No.17919550 I wouldn't subject anyone to my 'cooking' lol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 19:52:02 2022 No.17919555 File: 44 KB, 630x273, Oral 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17917182 >mandingo effect I kek'd.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 19:56:27 2022 No.17919582 >>17917253 >Someone shows up to your home for something >ask them to come in and if they want anything to eat/drink Not that hard to underatand

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 19:58:22 2022 No.17919593 >>17916694 Why are Scandinavians such prudes?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:00:30 2022 No.17919602 File: 653 KB, 1199x1251, 1649493205635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17917253 You have friends over. Time passes and it's now dinner time. Do you provide them something to eat, or do you lock them in another room while you dine?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:01:12 2022 No.17919603 anyone who knows me knows not to just show up at my house unannounced as I simply won't answer I will therefore always have a load of shit to offer/make for them as a result when I know they are coming

Anonymous Tue May 31 20:16:31 2022 No.17919672

>>17919602
>You have friends over. Time passes and it's now dinner time.
>Do you provide them something to eat
If we're adults, yeah ofc.
>or do you lock them in another room while you dine?
If we're kids, my parents ask the friend if their parents have dinner plans. If they don't, they eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 20:32:23 2022 No.17919740 >>17917473 If you buy "spicy ketchup" in Poland (one brand calls itself "ketchup from hell"), it will just be barbecue sauce. Srsly. It'll taste exactly like any ol' American brand of barbecue sauce.

Anonymous Tue May 31 20:44:12 2022 No.17919782

>>17917902
If someone shows up unannounced where I'm from, firstly we always put on a pot of coffee followed by a plate of biscuits. Doing this is literally called "the obligation" it's so deep-set into our culture.

Also, my cousin and his wife moved to Malmo (insert silly diacritics as necessary). They've said their friends, coworkers and neighbours never stop around unannounced and when they go out together, everything is divided equally down to the smallest detail. When they've received guests, my cousin's wife told me one of her coworkers commented that she must make a lot more than her to be able to afford to feed them all.
In contrast, when my cousin and his wife have been around others' houses, the entire concept of unprompted hospitality just seemed wholly alien to them. Not even water was offered. To be fair, according to my cousin, when other guests (Swedes) showed up, they ask for drinks and get them so it's not that they're stingy with food and drink, it's that they simply don't offer any unprompted.

From Naples, by the way. Cousin's wife is Indonesian.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 31 23:55:03 2022 No.17920535 >>17917037 i am a danish person, in denmark. Unless its specifically implied that you are there to eat, you will not be served food. This only applies to ethincally danish people

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:54:26 2022 No.17920774 >>17916746 >hey bro, want a snack? That's uncommon for you? You must not have many friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:56:33 2022 No.17920782 File: 136 KB, 1920x1080, chad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17918799 >he's never seen the Chad Chad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 00:57:35 2022 No.17920786 >>17920782 meant for >>17918870

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 04:49:45 2022 No.17921674 >>17917330 The hospitality is a cultural norm that is highly beneficial for survival. Without your community you just fucking die when your crops fail or your break your leg or your cow gets covid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 05:27:58 2022 No.17921803 File: 250 KB, 1680x1668, FUGz8z5VUAANehT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916694 I knew I saw this map somewhere

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 05:55:39 2022 No.17921878

>>17916694
notice how the map almost perfectly corresponds to climate zones? easy for spaniards and italians to give away food to anyone who wanders in when they live in a prime growing climate, not so much for scandis who had to contend with long winters and very little arable land. iceland and norway in particular were dirt poor countries until relatively recently, it's not easy to reverse that kind of culture

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 08:10:37 2022 No.17922232 >>17921878 No shit that’s why the thread is only being bumped by pseudo intellectuals like you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 08:37:12 2022 No.17922294 >>17917263 What are you cooking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 10:46:19 2022 No.17922544 >protestants are miserly and uncivilized Oh wow what a surprise

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 11:31:31 2022 No.17922639 >>17916694 That map is Russian propaganda because Sweden and Finland is joining NATO, and has no sources listed. Very successful propaganda. I'm a swede and of course we serve food for our guests. If they show up unannounced maybe not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 11:42:47 2022 No.17922661 >>17921803 >basques aren't sexy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 11:43:50 2022 No.17922665 >>17922639 How accurate is >>17919782?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 11:54:47 2022 No.17922701 >>17916694 That's protestants for you. I would at least serve tea and cakes/biscuits if someone is staying for a few hours, dinner if they are staying overnight.

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 11:55:53 2022 No.17922704
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>>17916694
If we're talking any food, like snacks, biscuits, candy etc. literally everyone will offer this if you're staying for more than 5 minutes.
Dinner, depends on the context. If i'm about to, or already in the process of making dinner, you will be offered some.

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 12:15:45 2022 No.17922744
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>>17916694
This whole situation is just really really funny to me to imagine.

Imagine you are over at a friends house, you two have been playing outside all day and you have that intense hunger that you have as a kid because you forgot how long you have been playing. You go back inside and into your friends room.
He gets up to do something and doesn't come back, so you look at what he's doing and he's sitting there at the table, with his family, eating a lavish meal of delectable dishes.
The aromas are hitting your nose and you feel your mouth water from it, again reminding you of your intense hunger.
Then you manage to pull your eyes off the food to notice the whole family stopped eating and are staring at you standing in the hallway, with emotionless faces.
After a uncomfortably long silence your friend says "I'll be done in 15 minutes, just wait in my room upstairs". As you go back to your friends room, defeated, you hear your friends sister whisper: "What a weirdo".
Then you go sit in your friends room, alone, waiting. Just you, your growling stomach and the boredom of sitting in a room that's not yours without anyone to interact.
You slowly whisper to yourself: "It's fine, surely I can eat when I go back home in 2 hours", knowing damn well that by that time at best there's cold leftovers in the fridge waiting for you. You notice some wetness on your cheek from a tear rolling down your face. 13 more minutes.

I couldn't imagine that, though admittedly I grew up in southern germany, so that map claims its rarer there. You often got snacks at a friends house (usually 1 bowl of fruit and 1 of sweets) while playing and of course you ate with the family and your friends. In the unlikely event that you already had eaten before, didn't like the food or some other reason you couldn't eat, you'd be usually expected to sit at the table with the others, but didn't have to eat. If a child would ask to play it would probably be fine, but noone would ever do that.

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:21:07 2022 No.17922874

Before the wuhan weeze my band was on tour in europe. I met a girl in Oslo and ended up back at her place. I stayed the night, in the morning went to her kitchen to find her eating breakfast and drinking coffee. Where's my coffee and breakfast? I thought. This girl just starts talking and talking and trying to force me into her bed again, meanwhile I'm getting irritated until I blurt out, Look I'm starving can I have some toast or something? She seemed shocked and showed me where the raw bread was.

I showed that bitch the door and got the hell out of there. Walked to the mcdonalds near the station and had the most expensive big mac of my life. Those Norwegians will give away pussy before they give away a cup of coffee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:23:26 2022 No.17922884 >>17922874 >I showed that bitch the door and got the hell out of there so you showed yourself the door

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 13:59:31 2022 No.17922979 >>17917017 Shove biscuits up your ass I know your kind of fags Come to your place maybe some shitty cookies and stale crap Visit over shoveling food in your mouth from moment you pass the doorstep Because of people like you society is where it is

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 14:08:55 2022 No.17923020

>>17920535
1. How old are you? 15 year old drinking parties don't count. Also we're not talking about playdates or "hanging out". Being "invited over to someone house" is something adults do when they want to get wasted
2. Have you ever been invited to a Julefrokost or Påskefrokost without food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 15:50:56 2022 No.17923273 >>17920535 >specifically implied >specifically >implied

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 15:55:54 2022 No.17923292 >>17923020 >Julefrokost Gesundheit. >Påskefrokost You should get that looked into. Could be serious.

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:02:21 2022 No.17923311

>>17923020
>Also we're not talking about playdates or "hanging out"
This whole recent debate actually was started by someone who remembered being at a Swede's house to play and didn't get to eat dinner.
It's just five chickens from a feather anyway. One kid told his friend to stay in his room while he went and ate. For all we know, the parents didn't even know he had a friend over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:31:57 2022 No.17923438 >>17916694 absolute state of g*rmanic """""people"""""

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:35:23 2022 No.17923453 >>17922639 Then apparently a lot of your fellow Swedes are repeating the propaganda on /pol/ and /int/ because a lot of Swedish flags are saying this map is correct.

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:36:43 2022 No.17923455

>>17916694
German guy (grown up in germany, my family heritage is silesian/polish) here: as soon as you're at my place I ask instant if you would like to have something to drink.
when it comes to regular eating times (breakfast, lunch or supper) I ask if you would like to have some. also I give the posibility to have an alternative meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:37:06 2022 No.17923457 >>17922744 I read all this. You say you're from southern Germany, but in northern Germany is not giving food common?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:42:32 2022 No.17923472 >>17916694 yes t. burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:43:14 2022 No.17923474 >>17918975 Unpaid debts

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:50:55 2022 No.17923491

>>17923457
>but in northern Germany is not giving food common?
Honestly I wouldn't know. I know one dude who grew up in northern germany and he thought it was weird too, but thats hardly representative. My guess is it is rare if it ever happens, but it's purely guessing on my part.

I did hear from one swede that they did this shit as a kid though, so it's definitely real over there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 16:54:19 2022 No.17923498 >>17916694 >spend a few days at friend in sweden >never get offered food, not even a glass of water, had to go out and buy my own food >he instead insists i fuck his wife and daughter interesting culture

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 17:27:36 2022 No.17923573 >>17917182 Jej

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 17:32:59 2022 No.17923587 I showed this to map to my friends pakistani mom and she literally snarled. she hadn't even considered there might be cultures where you don't feed guests

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 17:34:09 2022 No.17923591 >>17923587 Tell her to stay in Pakistan

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 17:37:58 2022 No.17923600

Normalno da daš gostu da jede, ako je pravi jaran došo da popijete skupa ako nije neki smrad, pa nek malo i jede da stigne kuči trezan, kodnas se vozi pijan i kodnas se vozi auto sa ručnim menjačemm jebem vam majku onu glupaci svetski jeste glupi ko kurac jebite si mater sami sebi što ste postali hladni i nehumani

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 17:41:19 2022 No.17923613

Here's how I conceive the map because I have some experiences of giving food to guests in (North Germany)
I'm East German. One of my relatives fled to West Germany before the unification of both nations and met his future spouse. I hadn't paid attention to her while eating but my mom told me why my aunt is annoying. It turned out she never ate that good (my mom isn't a chef but I love her cooking) and she commented while eating.
"Lekko" - she said with with an "O" like in Bob. In English it would be "Yammeo".
It's not like we have a Low German heavy dialect but this is very weird. It's like she wasn't able to say a normal compliment. We still make fun about that but we don't invite them anymore.

Then there is the bf of my sister. He is in a rowing club or something and LOVES meat. Since my sister prefers vergetarian meals it seems he doesn't see meat very often. After our parents invited to an Easter Dinner - salmon. My sister and her bf came earlier and we had to announce we come later. However they could start eating. After arriving my sister's bf already ate the half fish. Minus mom's and dad's portion we got only 300 gram for we two. A similar thing happened after my mom invited the kids' family for dinner (Königsberger Klopse/meatballs). He was only etaing the meatballs and, almost no sauce nor potatoes.
We decided to avoid him at all costs. whenever we pay my parents a visit.

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 18:14:32 2022 No.17923712

>>17923311
When I had friends over, which was seldom because my parents are insane, they'd sometimes ask what we were having for dinner after we'd offered them to eat with us. This would hurt my mom's ego so much that she would disinvite them (which 80% of the time was pretty lucky for them since we got poverty slop)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 19:21:32 2022 No.17923944 File: 1.77 MB, 1440x1864, grdn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hospitality is important. That said, I'm only cooking something good for them if the guest is somebody I actually like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 19:41:38 2022 No.17923995 >>17923591 she is a psychiatrist in America lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 19:48:36 2022 No.17924009 >>17917141 Becuz Sicilians wont just give you food, theyll force feed you their grandmothers secret recipes. Never went to a true Australian Sicilian household without being fed delicious pasta that taste like it has meat from four different animals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 19:50:33 2022 No.17924011 >>17923995 Tell her to go back to Pakistan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 19:51:23 2022 No.17924015 >>17924011 well, she does, for a month a year, to visit family

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 20:27:08 2022 No.17924157

>>17917037
>Max they'll do is a few bread sticks and cubed cheese in a plastic package from the discount supermarket.
Probably because they don't think you're worth more than their cheap shit.
I certainly would't serve your chronically whining bitchass anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 20:35:31 2022 No.17924179 >>17918799 Ura calling me guay?

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 21:08:57 2022 No.17924304

>>17924009
Their sauce could very well have meat from at least two different animals (pork and beef), occasionally three (+veal). Couldn't even begin to guess what a fourth animal could be unless you consider boar somehow culinarily distinct from pork.
For my part of Italy, it's pork breast, beef breast, beef belly roulades and/or bone-in cuts, like ribs (cut across the bones, rather than along them), the meatiest part of the neck or chunks sawed off from the shoulder.

Anonymous Wed Jun 1 21:20:11 2022 No.17924336

>>17917338
Portuguese here: It pissed us a lot. GIVE US OUR BEST NEIGHBOUR BACK! (The Atlantic Ocean!)

Also: yes, it's pretty standard to get breakfast/lunch/dinner/(afternoon meal we call "lanche") - depending on the hour - when somebody comes over. If in between meal times (and quick visit - at least force them to have a coffee/tea and biscuits. We'll murder someone that refuses, then stuff the corpse with food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 21:54:25 2022 No.17924458 File: 776 KB, 1500x1500, EzqsjvuVkAYb0_9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17922294 spinach soup köttbullar n mash grilled european sausages n sides deep dish pizzaz at least i think that my recipes n presentation have gotten ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 21:58:47 2022 No.17924470 I don't want to be given food at your house. I don't want the pressure. Either I'm not hungry, or have my own dinner plans. I'll be damned if I have to throw away food in my fridge I planned to eat just so black people will hate you a little less.

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