Homemade

[Anonymous No.17911068]

>number of chickens killed: 0
Why does this make some people seethe so much?

[Anonymous No.17911078]

I don't understand what is it if it's not chicken

[Anonymous No.17911082]

>>17911068
I dunno. Because going out to the local chicken killery is fun?
Enjoy your mashed up fried beans, though. Looks good enough.

[Anonymous No.17911084]

>>17911068
take your medications

[Anonymous No.17911108]

>>17911078
Twice-frozen tofu, marinated in broth, breaded with flour and spices, fried.

[Anonymous No.17911136]

>>17911108
Why not just use chicken though? Every recipe I've had that substituted tofu for chicken tasted better with chicken.

[Anonymous No.17911139]

>>17911068
:) My dinner tonight will have no chickens killed either

It's pan seared duck breast

[Anonymous No.17911148]

>>17911068
Is that falafel or soy chunks? Weird texture if the former.

[Anonymous No.17911162]

>>17911148
he says its tofu

[Anonymous No.17911163]

>anon pretending his tofu is chicken
Dilate

[Anonymous No.17911168]

Thanks bud, I'll eat the chicken you didn't have bro

[Anonymous No.17911180]

>>17911163
Tastes and feels exactly like it, except that the buttermilk I used was too sweet. Easily corrected next time.

[Anonymous No.17911181]

>>17911068
>why does this make some people seethe so much?
The last half decade of /pol/ shit has warped peoples' minds so much that they don't even know how to troll anymore. Nobody even knew what you made before you said what it was, but if you just said, "rate my dinner", everyone would have said that it looks like shit. Nobody cares that it's tofu and not chicken; it honestly doesn't matter. But in your head cannon everyone is seething, or triggered, or obsessed. It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.17911191]

>>17911181
Actually, many people get angry about the existence of plant-based meat imitations, "seething" over them if you will.

[Anonymous No.17911198]

>>17911191
>many people get angry about the existence of plant-based meat imitations, "seething" over them if you will
Not really.

[Anonymous No.17911210]

Two chickens and a pig died for my dinner, which was four chicken legs and brussel sprouts sauted in bacon grease. I'm going to sleep like a baby.

[Anonymous No.17911211]

>>17911198
Bro, don't burst his bubble. Let him fantasize about his seething bogeyman.

[Anonymous No.17911215]

>>17911108
>marinated in broth
What kind of broth? Chicken broth? You realize chickens died to make that lol

[Anonymous No.17911218]

>>17911211
He's owning the chuds by eating highly processed industrial food products that are designed to look exactly like the foods the chuds eat. He's a hero, really. Cope and seethe you insecure meat-eaters.

[Anonymous No.17911223]

>>17911068
why do you hate amino acids so much

[Anonymous No.17911225]

>>17911215
Vegetarian "no-chicken" broth.
>>17911218
Read the title. I made this from scratch using tofu, buttermilk, flour, and spices.

[Anonymous No.17911235]

>>17911225
are rodent deaths acceptable but chicken deaths are not?

[Anonymous No.17911240]

>>17911235
Yes

[Anonymous No.17911245]

>>17911225
>buttermilk

[Anonymous No.17911251]

>>17911240
but rodents are more similar to humans and more intelligent than chickens. chickens are actually giant dicks if you've ever raised them they constantly bullycide weaker males and rape the females at will

[Anonymous No.17911256]

>>17911245
I made the buttermilk with oat milk, but it was too sweet so I'll be using cow's milk next time probably.

[Anonymous No.17911257]

>>17911245

[Anonymous No.17911261]

>>17911211
I have no problem with people doing whatever they want in private, but threads like these are incredibly boring and I don't like seeing such self-righteous laziness on this board. It's cool if OP cooked something for the first time in his life and wants to share it here (knowing full well he'll probably only get a few, mostly negative replies), but pretending like people are mad that he's eating fried tofu just feels like a cheap, disingenuous way to get replies.

[Anonymous No.17911262]

>>17911256
>bragging about not killing birds
>enslaves bovines
bro you're not any better than some carnivore chink who tortures cats

[Anonymous No.17911270]

>>17911262
I disagree with this view

[Anonymous No.17911300]

>>17911270
that's fine as long as you recognize that you're still taking an immoral position by being fine with animal enslavement. don't come here trying to brag about muh vegetarian nuggets or whatever as if you have any moral highground
>I DONT KILL THEM I JUST WANT THEM TO WORK THE FIELD!
is a real bad look bro

[Anonymous No.17911303]

>>17911068
looks like turds

[Anonymous No.17911307]

>ITT: vegetarian faggot OP gets bodied by vegan faggots while normal people sit on the sidelines gobbling tallow-fried popcorn

[Anonymous No.17911321]

>>17911245
>meat eaters have the excuse of being bad people, but vegetarians are good people and that's why they're the worst people

[Anonymous No.17911327]

>>17911321
>be meat eater
>do bad things, admit it
>be vegetarian
>still do some bad things, pretend it's not bad

[Anonymous No.17911342]

>>17911300
>I DONT KILL THEM I JUST WANT THEM TO WORK THE FIELD!
Yes. They don't mind, and it would be ridiculous to let all that milk and all those eggs go to waste.
>>17911327
>still do some bad things, pretend it's not bad
Sorry, there is nothing wrong with raising animals and eating the by-products they naturally produce.

[Anonymous No.17911348]

>>17911342
>they don't even feel the bolt pistol go into their head bro don't be ridiculous we can't let this all go to waste
literally not different at all faggot. you're worse than them because you're deluded into thinking you're somehow better than them when you're not at all

[Anonymous No.17911360]

>>17911348
Tomorrow, I will be eating banana pancakes prepared with duck eggs for breakfast, followed by tacos consisting of fake meat and generous helpings of shredded cheese for dinner. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.17911374]

>>17911342
Your knowledge of agriculture is staggering. You should teach.

[Anonymous No.17911377]

>>17911360
whatever carnivore, have fun torturing animals chink

[Anonymous No.17911390]

>>17911377
There are no people on this earth more miserable than militant vegans, and I include all the starving third-worlders. Sad to see!

[Anonymous No.17911437]

Vegans are funny because vegan farming doesn't really exist.
Soil management without animal byproducts is a nightmare.
Takes 2 acres of nitrogen enriching plants to equal the nitrogen output of a single cow.
You're not vegan, you're delusional.

[Anonymous No.17911491]

>>17911180
it does not. tofu would be much more popular if prsented on its own merits like the Japs do, rather than as some meat mimicry like vegan whitoids keep pushing it to be.

[Anonymous No.17911501]

Why do reeeing vegetarian retards always just straight up lie about how tofu supposedly tastes and feels like chicken? Yeah the sauce and spices you cooked it in taste like the sauce and spices you cook chicken in because it's the same shit, but when you actually bite into the food you immediately realize you're biting into bean flubber.

[Anonymous No.17911509]

>>17911235
when do the rodents die?
during harvest? do you think they just lay still as a harvester slowly rolls over them? Also, what is the alternative? im trying to reduce the amount of suffering as much as i can :)

[Anonymous No.17911523]

>>17911509
No, the literal poison all of your food is coated in so that they don't overrun the fields you retard

[Anonymous No.17911525]

>>17911509
>im trying to reduce the amount of suffering as much as i can
Stop eating food unless you beg for scraps that aren't even fit to feed to a dog. It's the only way to reduce your footprint and you'll also die and we don't have to put up with you anymore. The last part is what really gets rid of the most suffering.

[Anonymous No.17911711]

>>17911491
It does because I:
>marinated it in chicken-flavored broth
>froze and thawed the tofu twice given it a chicken-like texture
>breaded it with spices commonly used in chicken breading
But tofu is indeed very versatile, and mimicking chicken in this way is just one highly-specific application.

[Anonymous No.17911715]

>>17911108
Wow!!!! Sounds like shit!!!

[Anonymous No.17911725]

>>17911715
It actually tasted very good. Stay angry.

[Anonymous No.17911738]

>>17911725
Not angry just disgusted

[Anonymous No.17911767]

>>17911068
>hey I didn’t kill any chickens to make this
>made non-chicken
Holy fuck you’re retarded.
That’s like me making chicken and starting a thread saying I didn’t kill any giant pandas in the process. No shit. I didn’t fry panda.

[Anonymous No.17911896]

>>17911068
>number of potatoes killed: 0
Why does this make some people seethe so much?

[Anonymous No.17913382]

>>17911068
Why would I seethe if you wanna eat shit food

[Anonymous No.17913422]

>>17911108
probably taste better with chicken

[Anonymous No.17913437]

>>17911711
>chicken-flavored broth
explain this concept

[Anonymous No.17913454]

>>17911191
>Other people are as emotionally involved in my diet as I am in theirs.
Poor child, your parents never allowed you to grow up.

[Anonymous No.17913532]

>>17911068
You people are mentally ill and it’s a shame your ideas are allowed to propagate in the most successful period of human history with untold amounts of excess which allows you to play with you food instead of eating the same stuff grownups do.

[Anonymous No.17913559]

>>17911491
This.
I'm not a vegetarian but i really enjoy tofu and tempeh.
With how good vegetarian cooking can be, I have no idea why people buy or try to make these weird ersatz meats.
Damn now I'm genuinely craving some marinated cold, firm tofu

[Anonymous No.17913616]

>>17913559
Was going to write the same thing. If you want nuggies, just eat nuggies. I eat meat 2-3 times a week because I like buying meat from a guy I know and shit's expensive, so most of my meals are vegetarian/vegan. I'll never get meat substitutes.

[Anonymous No.17913820]

>>17911108
Plenty of antinutrients, pufas, no bioavailable protein AND xenostrogens!?!
This vegoy sissy likeeeey!!!!

[Anonymous No.17913827]

>>17911068
didn't ask don't care

[Anonymous No.17913836]

>>17913532
>>17913820
Seething exhibit F

[Anonymous No.17913846]

>>17913422
based

[Anonymous No.17913856]

>>17911068
suffering makes food taste good.
take the china pill.

[Anonymous No.17913860]

I only seethe at it if you present it to me as chicken, because we both know that is not chicken, no I don't want to eat your shitty chicken analog, just serve me a fucking salad instead and cut the pretend.

[Anonymous No.17914013]

>>17911180
Tofu does not taste the same as chicken. I wish it did.

[Anonymous No.17914027]

Good luck with your transition

[Anonymous No.17914267]

Because some people are manchildren who get angry about the existence of vegan food.

>>17911078
OP never claimed it was chicken.

[Anonymous No.17914324]

The pretentiousness and holier-than-thou attitude of vegans puts me off meat alternatives.
In the same way linux nerds put people off linux.

[Anonymous No.17914331]

>>17914324
I believe you meant to say "GNU/Linux", but that's a very common mistake for the uninitiated.

[Anonymous No.17914419]

>>17914267
he mentioned chickens in the OP, clearly begging the question if no chickens were killed what is it

[Anonymous No.17914433]

>>17914027
Best post

[Anonymous No.17914454]

>>17911342
I raise birds for eggs and you definitely have to slaughter and eat some as a by-product of that.

I order unsexed birds so I can get that by product, and when I hatch my own I get more males.

If I don't slaughter the males they will rape the females to death.

With dairy you slaughter excess males as well. On a large farm they will slaughter all the healthy males because they use high quality imported bull semen to impregnate the cows (having a bull on the farm can be harmful and end up making you lose money, since bulls don't give a shit if cows are ready to have a healthy pregnancy)

On a small farm they might try to raise a healthy male to adulthood or adolescence and use him for beef. They will also slaughter any genetically messed up calves for veal and rennet (rennet is a product used for making many types of cheeses).

I'm just saying there really is no way to escape this cycle of death. Even if you were to avoid these products there is still animal products used in so many things, from ink to toilet paper, even supplemental b12 has chicken shit in it from CAFOs. What worked for me was the have the blood on my own hands. Sacrificing my time and effort (all I have in this life) for the lives of my food definitely clears my conscious of being an eater.

Idk about the average person who much prefers to sit on their ass and make it their entire lives purpose to worship the glowing box you are reading my message on. Wish you the best.