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I made hot sauce and I'm gonna sell it

>> No.17903219

>>17903215
To who? Your own family? No one's gonna buy that shit idiot.

>> No.17903223
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>>17903215
Based, good luck op. What's it taste like?

>> No.17903232
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>> No.17903233

>>17903215
why call it that instead of like stupid fucking whore bitch sauce

>> No.17903240

>>17903232
>selling it to Japanese people
based

>> No.17903244

>>17903223
Your dad's semen.

>> No.17903248

>>17903240
>Japs
>people
kek

>> No.17903318

>>17903215
Ill buy one, can you ship it?

>> No.17903330

>flavour

>> No.17903331

>>17903232
Are you in Japan? Do the Japanese even like ultra hot food?

I've always thought that they preferred more mild flavors/disliked heat in general.

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17903337

>I made hot sauce and I'm gonna sell it

>> No.17903339

So is the guy on the label supposed to be a downie or something

>> No.17903341
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>>17903215
Nah, I am

>> No.17903353

>>17903339
Sure, why not. Nobody's English here is good enough to even understand so I can get away with anything

>> No.17903379 [DELETED] 

>>17903341
>I ROVE AMELICAN DICKSU

>> No.17903649

>>17903337
Bro let me tell you something. The last guy who posted this meme, he went on vacation and never came back. They brought him into a deep dungeon and he was found years later, emaciated, and unfortunately by that time, dead. A phrase was carved into him, over and over "spicy meme".

While the authorities never were able to identify the group responsible, locals say that it was the work of a deranged group of exmilitary contractors, working for a shadowy conglomerate of hot sauce producers. In the jungles of Colombia, this group gained a name for themselves in the rumors... "cabezas calientes", or in English... "The Hot Heads"

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17903792

>>17903215
Does it burn when you shit?

>> No.17903851

>>17903232
Why would you bother selling it that cheap?

>> No.17903859

>>17903232
honestly the descriptions sound pretty good
'downsy dildo' tho bro what the fuck are you thinking

>> No.17903871

>>17903223
shove a dildo up your ass and lick it afterwards. Like that just a bit spicier

>> No.17903912
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>downsy dildo hot sauce

>> No.17903913

>>17903215
Worst brand name ever

>> No.17904052

>>17903232
>275k, 850k, 1M shu
If your sauces are actually that hot (I doubt they are, I think you made those numbers up) then nobody would ever eat them. I've had 800k hot sauce before, you add like 4 drops to a whole fucking pot of chilli. It's not the same as rating the heat of a whole pepper.

>> No.17904085

>>17904052
The entire system of SHU is guesstimates you gorilla nigger

>> No.17904092

>>17903215
nice work faggot! looks great, we're all proud of you

>> No.17904109

>>17903792
I wish I was in the room during this shitty shoot.
I'd seal my asshole over hers and have her "dock" the shit into my colon, as a joke.

>> No.17904133

>>17903232
Why the vinegar if they're already fermented? Doesn't that end up really sour?
And your name is fucking retarded.

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*BRINGGG BRINGGGGG*

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>>17903215
>>17904970
...We're going to need a bigger fannypack.

>> No.17905009

I wish hot sauce wasn't associated with nu males. Gotta genuinely love the variety of flavors and spices that they can offer. It doesn't need to be one hundred billion scovilles, any spiciness level is just fine.

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>>17905009
>I wish hot sauce wasn't associated with nu males. Gotta genuinely love the variety of flavors and spices that they can offer. It doesn't need to be one hundred billion scovilles, any spiciness level is just fine.

>> No.17905018

>>17905009
Basically just don't take any personal offence and enjoy what you like. If you get mad at the soy memes, you become them.

>> No.17905023
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>I wish hot sauce wasn't associated with nu males. Gotta genuinely love the variety of flavors and spices that they can offer. It doesn't need to be one hundred billion scovilles, any spiciness level is just fine.

>> No.17905028

>>17903792
mods

>> No.17905064
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>>17903215
awesome good luck op i do this from time to time its pretty fun

>> No.17905067

>>17903331
probably Yuan, not Yen

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>>17905009
>I wish hot sauce wasn't associated with nu males. Gotta genuinely love the variety of flavors and spices that they can offer. It doesn't need to be one hundred billion scovilles, any spiciness level is just fine.

>> No.17905598

>>17903330
i.e the correct way to spell it.

>> No.17905609
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>>17903215
Go the fuck back.

>> No.17905619

>>17903331
>>17905067
Probably a pseudoweeb, since price in Japanese usually use 円 and Chinese uses 元.

>> No.17905620

>>17903240
>>17903331
>>17903851
It’s yuan you fucking morons. Those prices would make no sense in yen.

>> No.17905623

>>17903215
i will buy lil emp

>> No.17905624

>>17905609
LOL OP is a reddit faggot

>> No.17905630
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>>17905619
>Japanese usually use 円
I see it about half and half.

t. enjoyed the “American” okonomiyaki

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>>17903215

>> No.17905812

>>17903792
Jannies will ban you for three days for saying a slur but this stays up for twelve hours

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>>17904085
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch

>> No.17906039

>>17906015
>navy seal
>is actually a gorilla

>> No.17906056

>>17906039
>not engaging in gorilla warfare
ngmi

>> No.17906057

>>17905674
I'm not one for how asshurt hot sauce seems to make people on this board, but this one always cracks me up

>> No.17906061

>>17905630
Ah, meant usually used 円 when following the price, ¥ when positioned before the price.

>> No.17906105

those look really nice op.
i’d buy one of each, it looks so good, and your description page sounds so delicious, and i don’t even use hot sauce.

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>>17903215
looks like diarrhea

>> No.17906322

>Dildo
Why not dilator?

>> No.17906783

>>17905619
Hi retard,

>> No.17906786

>>17905619
Hi retard, 元 isn't used except in speaking. You fucking dummy. Low iq gorilla.

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17908100

I already tried it

>> No.17908128
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Which one's more XTR33M?

>> No.17908211

>>17903215
>Dildo
Would not buy unless you are from newfoundland

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>>17903215
lmao even reddit faggots shat on OP so he came here
literally fucking drown yourself in a bowl of the sauce you retard gorilla nigger

>> No.17908355

>>17908350
>redditor for 11 years
oh my...

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>>17908355
yeah that too.
i hate it that i share the board with literal redditors

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>>17908357
holy shit this guy's a fucking autist

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>>17908495
just fucking lol

>> No.17908536

>>17905023
BY THE POWER OF SOI

I HEREBY COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE

TO BE REALLY

REALLY

HOOOOOOT

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>>17908497
>please suggest something
considering this is reddit i guess nobody told him to kill himself.
also pic related has got to be amongst the most reddit shit ever
>an autist makes a bad joke
>"DO YOU HATE RETARDED PEOPLE?!?!?"
fucking kek

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>>17908580
>>17908497
>>17908495
I think OP is a natural born anon.

>>17903215
Dont kill yourself dude, you're more than welcome to laugh at retards and enjoy vaginas with us. Reddit niggers don't appreciate nor deserve you

>> No.17908601

>>17906783
>>17906786
>calls others retards
>doubleposts and doesn't know how to delete
Man, you're almost dumb enough to be Chinese but you're wrong about a fairly common fact.

>> No.17908632

>>17908596
>don't equip your police; polite language and maybe a baton
>criticize Americans for lack of gun control
>give firearm to the disabled cop
Britain is like a carnival sideshow. Even more entertaining than this thread.