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>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
>*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>> No.17900504

I've seen this happen many times.

>> No.17900511

I say all of this. Also, where did you find that pic of me?

>> No.17900516

It's kinda disturbing that incels sit on 4chan dreaming up these scenarios in their minds about people they don't like.

>> No.17900521

>>17900516
You fucking retard can't you realize it's always the same autist making these threads?

>> No.17900522

>>17900516
cope

>> No.17900532

>>17900516
>th-that's n-not the way i am
>IT JUST ISN'T, OK?

>> No.17900535

/qa/ lost btw

>> No.17900536

>>17900516
but I actually say that and look like that

>> No.17900540

>be OP
>be retarded zoomer
>don’t have a dad
>single whore of a mom sleeping off a hangover
>I’m bored
>lol I’ll post it again!

>> No.17900548

>>17900540
Anon, cool it down with the projections

>> No.17900555

>wake up to find a picture and direct quote of myself on 4channel
Dear Wagetress BTFO that I didn't leave a tip because I had to bring my own hot sauce and flask of scotch

>> No.17900558

>>17900493
How did they turn hot sauce and craft beer into a meme? There must have been something to start off the fad

>> No.17900565

>>17900555
>wake up to find a picture and direct quote of myself on 4channel
This. I'm going to sue OP for stalking