FRESH MACHINE BROKE

[Anonymous No.17897469]

None of the fries have salt.
None of the big macs have onions.
All hot coffee is old and microwaved.

[Anonymous No.17897475]

>>17897469
marge

[Anonymous No.17897477]

based boy!

[Anonymous No.17897560]

"I want a big mac with no onions"
"That's fine we're out of onions anyway"
"OH AND NO LETTUCE TOO"
"we're out of lettuce too"

Not today customers. We caught on long ago.

[Anonymous No.17897564]

Hello? I'm gay?

[Anonymous No.17897566]

>>17897560
>id like a diet coke
>good because thats all we have in the dispenser

[Anonymous No.17897572]

>>17897566
>dispenser
No.
Automated beverage system.

[Anonymous No.17897582]

>>17897572
>also known as ABS, which is something you dont have

[Anonymous No.17897610]

>>17897582
Doesn't every mcdonald's have one by now?

[Anonymous No.17897722]

>>17897469

[Anonymous No.17897734]

>>17897722
Why would I cry? I'm not a customer.

[Anonymous No.17897879]

[Anonymous No.17897959]

>>17897469
>None of the big macs have onions.
Damn. Their onion-o-matic broke again.

[Anonymous No.17897976]

>>17897734
why indeed

[Anonymous No.17897985]

>>17897879
>uhhh we have chocolate vanilla and strawberry

[Anonymous No.17898004]

>>17897959
Nah we just got sick of people ordering them without onions to get new ones

[Anonymous No.17898507]

>>17897469
>get an orange juice with my XL meal for dem vitamins
>it's the same OJ bottle I would've gotten with the normal sized meal
mcjewnald strikes again

[Anonymous No.17898545]

>>17898507
Just be glad its a bottle and not a cup from the fruit fly attractor

[Anonymous No.17898557]

Niggers working at mcdonalds are the worst

[Anonymous No.17898560]

>order the special burger of the month without bacon
>Arab in the counter greets me with a smile and gives me large fries without having to pay for them
Mas'allah I'm not even Muslim