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>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
>*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

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>>17896035

>> No.17896044

>>17896035
I say this, act and look like that

>> No.17896053

>>17896035
You posted this already

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https://voca.ro/1m0aiOiqKjpH

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>>17896067
Gem

>> No.17896072

>>17896044
same

>> No.17896076

>>17896035
I look like this and I say this

>> No.17896085

>>17896035
i talk like this to waitresses
i dont own a fanny pack though does a man bag count?

>> No.17896087

>>17896044
I'm proud of you for being honest with us and the rest of the world. Unironically based.

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>>17896035
Might I enquire about your gender spectrum toilet facilities?

You WHAT? Come on darling, xir are not dining here tonight. Fetch me my Lego star wars. Slava Ukraini!

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>>17896035
tl;dr

>> No.17896097

Imagine being such a single-mom-raised zoomer that you think this was ever funny or clever.

>> No.17896164

>>17896035
>Might one enquire as to the dilator menu? Ah yes, I'll take the Biden Voter Special number 4 please. Oh and a hot towel for the pus.