/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17893724]

What’s the best milk? My wife’s pregnant and I’ve been drinking the milk from her fucking tits, using it in my coffee in the mornings and it tastes really good, sometimes she just whips one of her tits out and sprays me in the mouth with that shit but she won’t be pregnant for much longer what do I replace it with?

[Anonymous No.17893732]

uhhh based department...?

[Anonymous No.17893748]

>>17893724
keep sippin and she'll keep producin

[Anonymous No.17893763]

>>17893748
If she doesn’t should I hit her? Or that won’t help?

[Anonymous No.17893769]

>>17893748
This. I have goats I milk some years and it's a supply and demand deal. Need to milk everyday or she will dry up and you'll need to knock her up again.

[Anonymous No.17893777]

>>17893748
>>17893769
Is this for real? Are you saying that as long as I keep extracting milk from her, she won’t run out? Because not only does it taste good but it’s actually saving me money because I don’t need to buy milk and when the baby comes I won’t need to buy baby formula either.

[Anonymous No.17893778]

>>17893724
breast milk is for babies, not adults.
you're gonna start growing hair on the bottom of your feet.

[Anonymous No.17893779]

>>17893769
wait what

[Anonymous No.17893785]

>>17893777
>Is this for real? Are you saying that as long as I keep extracting milk from her, she won’t run out?
yes.

[Anonymous No.17893787]

>>17893777
>>17893779

Yep. Two times daily for maximum production. Milk until dry both times. Make sure she gets enough calories and nutrients. I reccomend free feeding alfalfa grass.

[Anonymous No.17893806]

>>17893785
Wow
>>17893787
Thanks for the advice. Will the alfalfa grass you mentioned give my wife the calories and nutrients to keep producing milk? I’ll look to see if I can order some now.

[Anonymous No.17893817]

>>17893806
Hah. It's great for nanny goats not humans. She will probably get cravings for what she needs.

[Anonymous No.17893828]

>>17893817
Oh I didn’t realise you were talking about goats sorry lol. I’ve been feeding my wife mostly leftover bits of fish and toast for the past couple years but maybe I’ll give her more choice if it means producing more milk from her fucking tits.

[Anonymous No.17893833]

I'm going to fucking kill myself I wish I was you op God I want a gf so bad

[Anonymous No.17893838]

>>17893833
Sorry to hear that. You probably have a lot of frustrations built up because you don’t have a women in your life to take your anger out on. If I have a shit day at work I just come home and smack the wife.

[Anonymous No.17893841]

>>17893828
I bet there's a specific diet you can feed her for maximum milk production. Different foods should change the flavor of the milk as well.

[Anonymous No.17893855]

>>17893841
Well I sort of have her on a budget where she can’t spend more than $10 a week on food for herself, maybe I’ll think about bumping it up to $15. (AUD)

[Anonymous No.17893856]

>>17893828
Another funny thought that popped into my head. Different breeds of goats or cows produce varying qualities of milk. I wonder what breed of human makes the tastiest milk.

[Anonymous No.17893858]

>>17893724
nice

[Anonymous No.17893867]

Unhomogenised, cream on top.

[Anonymous No.17893886]

>>17893856
Well if there’s any tits out there squirting better tasting milk than my wife’s I’d love to know about it, unless they’re black.

[Anonymous No.17893968]

>>17893856

[Anonymous No.17893988]

>>17893724
You realize stimulating lactation before pregnancy can lead to premature labor right? You're also stealing the colostrum your baby needs.

[Anonymous No.17894003]

>>17893968
MILK TRUK JUST ARRIVE

[Anonymous No.17894015]

>>17893968
Dang. That's more than my goats specifically bred for milking lol roughly 1 gallon each per day. I'd be making cheese with all that and sell it to freaks around the globe.

Craigslist for breastmilk. Amusing ads.
https://www.onlythebreast.com/

[Anonymous No.17894028]

>>17893988
Oh well, fuck the kid honestly it wasn’t planned anyway.
>>17894015
Would love to be left alone around your goats for a day. You live on a farm?

[Anonymous No.17894045]

>>17893724
Clearly a larp. As the father of a 5 month old, there's no milk until the baby is born. The milk production begins within the first few days. Your "wife" isn't fucking squirting milk without having given birth yet. And to further this stupidity, you act like once the baby comes out the milk stops? Are you going full formula at a time when there literally isn't any anywhere? You're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.17894047]

>>17894028
Yes. Their teats are very soft, but have coarse hair on them lol. They are out of milk for now. A couple years ago 4 goats had 12 kids, so we have more than enough for the time being. I really enjoy making cheese, so I'm a little dissapointed, but whatever. Very time consuming.

[Anonymous No.17894060]

>>17894045
Nah women can lactate before pregnancy too. What’s your 5 month old’s name? Where is he?
>>17894047
I wouldn’t really want to make cheese with them, I’d be more than happy just sucking on their tits until I feel sick.

[Anonymous No.17894068]

>>17894047
based goat farmer

[Anonymous No.17894093]

>>17894060
Hahaha you're a based maniac. I don't normally post frogs, but it's too perfect.

[Anonymous No.17894120]

>>17893856
>what breed of human makes the tastiest milk
a clean woman.
rarest of the rare.
i only know of one.

[Anonymous No.17894188]

>>17894093
That would literally be me on your farm. I’ve never seen an image that better sums up who I really am. I wonder if it would’ve been cheaper to get a lactating cow instead of getting married.. I pretty much married a lactating cow except it never knows when to shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.17894200]

>>17894015
really?

[Anonymous No.17894216]

>>17894200
You surprised? I’ve been planning on setting up traps for the water rats we get here so I can extract milk from them when my wife’s tits stop fucking squirting.

[Anonymous No.17894227]

>>17893777
>saving me money
You fucking retard, tits don't materialize milk out of thin air, your wife needs to eat food to replenish the nutrients that go into the milk

[Anonymous No.17894237]

>>17894227
I already mentioned earlier that I have her on a strict diet of leftover fish & toast dumbass.

[Anonymous No.17894239]

>>17894188
If you get enough land that you don't need to buy hay it can be very inexpensive. Good dairy cows make like 2 gallons+ per day also.

>>17894200
Lol. The milk is so expensive average 1 dollar per oz. That's 128 dollars per gallon. These bitches crazy.

[Anonymous No.17894250]

>>17894239
Cows can produce 2 gallons PER DAY? Holy fuck. I’ve lived most my life in the city so forgive my ignorance but what do cows tits taste like? I imagine it must be like slowly sucking on a rubber glove, occasionally looking the cow in the eyes, poking your tongue out and doing the ahegao face? I wonder how many cow tits I could fit into my little fucking mouth at once.

[Anonymous No.17894277]

>>17894250
Michael. This is revolting. So this is what you post about online? Me? Next time maybe don’t leave your laptop on before you go to work. I won’t be here when you get home I’ll be staying at my sisters. -M

[Anonymous No.17894286]

>>17894277
Wtf, fuck off. Get the fuck off my laptop NOW. I can use it however I want to. Go stay at your sisters I don’t give a fuck honestly, stay there for as long as you want seriously fuck off dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.17894291]

>>17893748
wait how come dairy farms have to keep knocking up their cows then

[Anonymous No.17894295]

>>17894250
Yeah it's crazy. Look at that big ass udder. I have no clue what they taste like, but the texture is both soft, but with some rough texture and yeah kind of like a rubber glove filled with gel or something.

Some breeds have longer teats, but it would be difficult to milk them with more than one in your mouth. You need to do a specific squeeze and pulling kind of motion. You sort of pull the milk down and out of the teat. Tiring on the hand after a while.

[Anonymous No.17894301]

>>17894286
I have blocked your number as well. Do not try contacting me. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.17894305]

>>17894291
It's unhealthy to have a cow in milk for too long, so you do like 1 year on, give them some time off and then get them pregnant again, which is like 11 month gestation for cows.

[Anonymous No.17894318]

>>17894301
Don’t care fuck off blocked your number too.
>>17894295
Sorry mate, stupid bitch wife found out I was posting about her. I’ll have to come back to this thread a little later thanks for the info appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.17894320]

>>17894305
makes sense
ty anon

[Anonymous No.17894330]

>>17894305
How do you get them pregnant? Do you sort of just grab them from behind, pull your pants down and penetrate them?

[Anonymous No.17894333]

>>17894330
bovine hooves typed this post

[Anonymous No.17894335]

>>17893724
Jesus fucking christ dude we don't talk about this shit it's cringey as fuck. Its even just weird for me to still be lactating at this point it's not like it's something people want to hear about.

[Anonymous No.17894341]

>>17894330
First you piss on your face, maybe drink some of the does piss, make really weird noises and snort a lot, bite on their necks and back. If they give you the wink you take your moment. Goats are so funny. When I had bucks they would make that screaming noise at night and it's pretty spooky ngl.

https://youtu.be/H4Lz4-Tswdc

[Anonymous No.17894362]

But how did thw wife reply to the thread again if she left for her sisters house

[Anonymous No.17894372]

>>17894362
The wife is a phoneposter.

[Anonymous No.17894524]

>>17894372
Or the OP is a LARPing faggot

[Anonymous No.17894565]

>>17894250
I just fact checked myself and I've been debunked. A cow can produce 6-7 gallons PER DAY. FUCK. That's like 12k+ calories of milk a day. Mad gains.

>>17894524
Eh, no shit. Still pretty hilarious, so I see no harm in the larp.

[Anonymous No.17894576]

>>17894565
6-7 gallons… 6-7 FUCKING GALLONS?!
>mfw

[Anonymous No.17894578]

6-7 GALLONS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17894580]

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[Anonymous No.17894581]

>>17894578
>>17894576
SIX TO SEVEN GALLONS.

[Anonymous No.17894585]

>>17894581
LOL I feel for that cat holy shit,
Vl - Vll ROMAN GALLONS OF FUCKING MILK EVERY SUNSET!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17894586]

UP TO 30 FUCKING LITERS!!!

[Anonymous No.17894589]

>>17894586
Lmfao!!
>mfw you catch me sneaking onto your property for that sweet, supple tender FUCKING 12 LITRES BABY LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!

[Anonymous No.17894590]

HOLD UP BRO I’M GONNA ADD TO THAT 12 LITRES, COULD USE A HAND IF YOURE NOT BUSY, A QUICK PUMP WOULD BE APPRECIATED!

[Anonymous No.17894604]

WAIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID 12?!

30 FUCKING LITRES!!! THERES ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY WHOS THIRSTY?? GET IT WHILE ITS HOT!!

[Anonymous No.17894607]

>>17894590
What would that feel like just wondering haha

[Anonymous No.17894616]

>>17894607
How about you come find out. I’ll get so much milk out of you I’ll make 30 LITRES look like a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.17894685]

Guys. GUYS. I tried finding a video of someone drinking milk from a cow's udders and it's only videos of kids doing it. Have we stumbled upon another one of those bizarre youtube pedo rabbit holes?

Also. Here's a lady having some fun getting her daily calcium.

https://youtu.be/uveU8Q95n4s

[Anonymous No.17894729]

>>17894685
>>17894685
What the fuck and also what the fuck. Stupid bitch is keeping all that milk to herself?!

Ps I just got a warning for posting that pic of the guy milking his dick. If you’re reading this mod, you know you want in on these milkies. 6-7 GALLONS!!!

[Anonymous No.17895472]

>>17893856
>>17893886
A friend of mine had it from a black woman and he said that it tasted very metallic

[Anonymous No.17895494]

>>17895472
The big ones have more mercury, sadly.

[Anonymous No.17895498]

>>17894227
You’re the fucking retard because she only needs to eat like 300-500 more calories a day than she normally would. Getting those extra calories can be much cheaper than buying milk, and especially formula, you retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.17895544]

>>17893724
human breast milk is way higher in estrogen than cows milk with xenoestrogens
it's why it's important to stop breastfeeding at 1 year, soyboy creation starts young

anyway as a man you're risking dropping your sperm count and growing tits of your own being on that as a regular part of your diet instead of a bedroom fetish thing or an "oops wrong milk jug" honest mistake

[Anonymous No.17895570]

>>17895544
Wtf.. are you saying that if I continue drinking breast milk, I’ll grow tits of my own?

[Anonymous No.17895574]

>>17895570
and then you can produce breast milk. it's the circle of life.

[Anonymous No.17895596]

>>17895574
Where the FUCK have you been cunt?! Why did not a single one of you little fucking rats mention this earlier??

Breaking news dickheads: The milk truck’s arrived and its fucking me. Get in line and start sucking, Who’s first?

[Anonymous No.17895617]

Ban everyone in this thread.

[Anonymous No.17895625]

>>17894250
>>17894277
>>17894286
>>17894301
>>17894318
U for real nigga? Arguing with yourself?

[Anonymous No.17895731]

>gf breastfed our last kid
>then stopped and also lost a lot of weight quickly
>tits deflated like fucking balloons and look like condoms now unless she lays on her back
I might kill myself

[Anonymous No.17895958]

>>17895617
Milklet.

[Anonymous No.17896143]

>>17895731
Fuck bro sounds like she got milked like no tomorrow. Another anon said if I keep drinking breastmilk I’ll grow tits of my own, planning on getting MASSIVE ones too so if you ever want some pics when that happens (and it will lol, trust me) just ask.
>>17895958
Based and milkpilled.

[Anonymous No.17896309]

>>17893724
If you keep suckling on her nipples daily you can pro long lactation for the rest of her fertile years.

[Anonymous No.17896454]

>>17893785
Is that the chick who was on that TIME magazine cover with her son's tit in her mouth?
If so, she hasn't aged well.

[None !PE2znWWwow No.17896525]

>>17893724
I been getting in on it when your @ work.
Your right its tasty.

[Anonymous No.17896595]

>>17893833
Don't worry man. If you are a young lad, when you're a bit older they'll literally flock to you. I was just like you 2 years ago and now I am literally burnt out by having too many girls liking me all at once in the past one year. After you figure out some gender dynamics and how to act like a man, it'll become too easy.

[Anonymous No.17897118]

>>17893748
no, she'll stop when the kid is around a couple years old because her body will cease producing prolactin

[Anonymous No.17897519]

>>17893724
Keep milking she will keep supplying like a dairy cow

[Anonymous No.17897523]

>>17894047
I want to pet gote

[Anonymous No.17898023]

>>17896595
I'm 28. Fooled around a few times but never fucked. Had a gf once in hs for like 2 months. I'm not fat or ugly for sure. I think I might even be good looking I've been completed a few times It's getting to me.

[Anonymous No.17898368]

>>17893724
Goddamn I'm so jealous OP, that's fucking hot and (I imagine) tasty. Do you suck her milk out and let it drip everywhere when you fuck her?

[Anonymous No.17898637]

>>17894200
Saved

[Anonymous No.17898762]

>>17893724
you realize breast milk is just sugar water with a few extra minerals and antibodies right?

[Anonymous No.17898794]

>>17898023
So it's just your personality that is in your way. Read 'No More Mr. Nice Guy' by Robert Glover and see if you can identify with it. It might help you out.

[Anonymous No.17898998]

>>17898794
Eeehhhhh not quite. I'm more the kind to get into an argument about something than let myself get pushed around. I do want to be liked, like anybody. But I'm aware of how temporary everything is, even relationships so I don't care too much.
Wait, this is /ck/.

[Anonymous No.17899005]

>>17898998
You sound like an annoying loser

[Anonymous No.17899009]

>>17897523
I will give them scritches for you tommorow, fren.

[Anonymous No.17899011]

>>17897118
Not true. I was breastfed until 5 and never had any trouble.

[Anonymous No.17899387]

>>17893748
fucking this. do you retards seriously not know this?

[Anonymous No.17899508]

>>17898998
Just read the goddamn book. You have nothing to lose.

[Anonymous No.17899750]

>>17899508
People who take self help books seriously lose plenty.

[Anonymous No.17900977]

>>17898762
Isn't that all milk?

[Anonymous No.17902316]

>>17899009
OP here, still thinking about sucking on those hairy goat tits.

[Anonymous No.17902394]

Good thread

[Anonymous No.17902475]

>>17902394
The only kind I make, you’re welcome. You’re all fucking welcome. Bunch of little cockroaches, all of you.