Really excited to get my DNA results back

[Anonymous No.17893350]

Interested in learning some recipes from each ethnicity in my genes. Any thoughts? Especially unfamiliar with Nordic cuisine.

[Anonymous No.17893354]

>>17893350
>over 40% english

[Anonymous No.17893363]

>>17893350
they add african to fuck with people because they're all kkk nazis

[Anonymous No.17893379]

>>17893363
nobody likes 'em. simple as

[Anonymous No.17893378]

>>17893363
Who is "they"?

[Anonymous No.17893386]

>>17893363

actually they're all Jews and they add the black to make miscegenation seem normal

[Anonymous No.17893398]

>>17893386
>>17893379
>>17893363
Guys... recipes...

[Anonymous No.17893403]

>>17893378
The people who run the DNA testing companies. They've admitted doing it. Someone who was actually 8% black would obviously show it though and the added results are usually only 1% so it seems plausible

[Anonymous No.17893407]

>>17893403
Op here, I don't look black, but 8 is too much to be accidental or whatever

[Anonymous No.17893420]

>>17893407

i recommend gumbo, you black bastard

[Anonymous No.17893427]

>>17893398
I'm not saying anything other than the fact they have admitted to COOKING the results. Like the way I am currently cooking nachos.
>cooking the hamburger and just added the taco seasoning mix to it.
>will use a mix of yellow corn round tortilla chips and red and white triangle tortilla chips
>will cut up red onions, green peppers, and tomatos and put them on the chips, then put meat sauce on top.
>tex mex cheese goes on next
>then sliced scallions and sliced black olives
>I cook it at about 360 degrees for 40 minutes or so.
>it comes out when the cheese is perfectly browned

[Anonymous No.17893444]

>>17893427
Wow that sounds delicious

[Anonymous No.17893446]

>>17893427
Source for assertion

[Anonymous No.17893453]

>>17893444
if this thread is still alive and not 404ed I'll post a picture

[Anonymous No.17893459]

>>17893350
>41% anglo
beans on frank

[Anonymous No.17893460]

>>17893453
Op here why would it be 404d? Literally how is it not on topic?

[Anonymous No.17893497]

>>17893398
>he doesn't consider humans food
leave.

[Anonymous No.17893504]

>>17893350
Stop posting this on every board. Theres a thread on biz too its a troll thread.

[Anonymous No.17893546]

>>17893504
>when anon doesn't know he's sperging out

[Anonymous No.17893548]

[Anonymous No.17893554]

>>17893350
>giving your DNA to a corporation
>PAYING a corporation to take your DNA

[Anonymous No.17893555]

>>17893504
put a little mayonnaise on the thread I think you'll start liking it

[Anonymous No.17893563]

fuck this website

[Anonymous No.17893564]

>>17893554
>he doesn't know that every person on earth that has ever had fluids drawn after 1980 had a sample of those fluids sent to the human genome project
everybody's mapped.

[Anonymous No.17893565]

>>17893563
better luck next time bud

[Anonymous No.17893576]

Here's a terrible up close sneak preview before it went in to the oven.
no olives sadly

[Anonymous No.17893583]

>>17893350
Turn your thing up from 50% accuracy to 90% this is not Acura

[Anonymous No.17893584]

>>17893350
Go be a nigger somewhere else

[Anonymous No.17893646]

>>17893363
You sure? I didn't have any African in mine

[Anonymous No.17893647]

>>17893576
Needs more cheese

[Anonymous No.17893653]

>>17893647
and some mayonnaise wouldn't hurt either

[Anonymous No.17893664]

>>17893653
In nachos? Is that some obscure Mexican tradition?

[Anonymous No.17893672]

>>17893664
in a mexican dish we call it crema

[Anonymous No.17893680]

>>17893647
it has a lot more than it looks, I deliberately took a weird photo

[Anonymous No.17893681]

>>17893350
>african
try mud cakes or fly burgers maybe idk

[Anonymous No.17893683]

>>17893672
crama crema, a south mexican traditional dish/lifestyle

[Anonymous No.17893687]

>>17893681
Mississippi mud pie maybe?

[Anonymous No.17893697]

>>17893687

[Anonymous No.17893707]

>>17893407
It's impossible to be 8% black. That would mean you had a great-great grandparent who was BIPOC, except everyone back then was based and redpilled as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17893745]

>>17893707
What does based and redpilled mean to you? Not clear from context here.

[Anonymous No.17893756]

>>17893687
that was my nickname in high school

[Anonymous No.17893767]

>>17893350
for.the african meal try a glassful of sand and half a peanut

[Anonymous No.17893771]

well, here's the finished product

[Anonymous No.17893772]

>>17893756
Kappa

[Anonymous No.17893864]

>>17893664
Can confirm, mayo works WAY better than sour cream

[Anonymous No.17893955]

>>17893864
I prefer cum

[Anonymous No.17894000]

>>17893771
Pure sex, anon.

[Anonymous No.17894119]

>>17893363
My turbo lib friend did one and it didn't show anything but northern european

[Anonymous No.17895517]

>>17893363
Someone forgot their meds

[Anonymous No.17895530]

Why are you yanks so fucking obsessed with race and your dna? I will never understand this. Also this is a cooking board, who the fuck cares about your ancestors and your bastard blood?

[Anonymous No.17895554]

>>17895517
yeah you probably did. 23andMe admitted to doing it to 'own' the racists

[Anonymous No.17895566]

>>17895554
this
I'm horribly anti-semitic and mine came back with ashkenazi jew

[Anonymous No.17895571]

>>17895554
Sure thing schizo. Please just breathe and try not to shoot a school.

[Anonymous No.17895578]

>>17895571
lmao I forgive you for your evil nature stemming from your cursed blood

[Anonymous No.17895584]

>>17893745
Able to recognize reality without a global press browbeating them

[Anonymous No.17895628]

>>17893363
or irish

[Anonymous No.17895634]

>>17893350
I would take this but I'm too paranoid about them having my dna. Yes I am a pureblood.

[Anonymous No.17895641]

>>17893564
I haven't had fluids drawn.

[Anonymous No.17895648]

>>17895571
Be honest. Are you a pillhead? What pills do you take every day?

[Anonymous No.17895661]

imagine PAYING globohomo to own a copy of your dna profile

[Anonymous No.17895664]

>>17895648
Sorry bud, non american here. You know, we don't destroy our bodies with pills like you do and doctors are very careful with prescriptions instead of prescribing oxycodone like it's candies.

[Anonymous No.17895671]

>>17895664
That wasn't the question, pillhead.

[Anonymous No.17895687]

>>17895671

[Anonymous No.17895700]

>>17893363
I got 100% european when I did this. Not everyone is from amerimuttland

[Anonymous No.17895713]

>>17895700
did you use 23andme?

[Anonymous No.17895733]

>>17893460
>why would it be 404d?
Not everyone is going to dedicate their holiday weekend to your meme genes, OP.

[Anonymous No.17895855]

Probably worth looking into what these results actually represent instead of just assuming they're saying you're 8.1% Nigerian.

NB I haven't and I probably won't but it's almost certainly a similarity measure instead of a composition.

[Anonymous No.17895865]

>>17895855
Why would you send your dna to some shady corporation that has been known to tattle on people for crimes to the federal government in the first place. Fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.17895982]

>>17893771
HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NACHOS UP THERE?

[Anonymous No.17896002]

>>17895982
I was there all along anon
we're all there anon

[Anonymous No.17896025]

>>17893350
> genetically traditional food
> 8.1% Nigerian
Enjoy not eating every 11 days I guess

[Anonymous No.17896456]

>>17893350
Drep deg selv bøg

[Anonymous No.17896469]

>>17896025
Wut?

[Anonymous No.17896472]

>>17893403
>They've admitted doing it
>[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.17896556]

>>17893350
>needing a test just to know where the fuck you're from
>not having family members with their heritage committed to memory
>not having recipes passed down through your family
I don't fucking understand the midwest. I really don't.

[Anonymous No.17896760]

>>17896472
>governments and corporations knows better than you

[Anonymous No.17897186]

>>17896760
So you lied.
Therefore literally everything else in your post is non-reliable

[Anonymous No.17897195]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dna-testing-companies-admit-altering-tests-screw-racists/

[Anonymous No.17897202]

>>17896556
I think it might depend on where you are in the midwest. I know my heritage and have recipes passed down but people like op aren't rare.

[Anonymous No.17897710]

>>17893350
>8.1% Nigerian
No fucking way
If you're big on rice, I highly recommend jollof rice