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Why are tendies (when eaten with honey mustard or barbecue sauces of course and not cringe sauces like ranch) the chosen food of intellectuals?
You mean they're the programmer socks of food
Fuck you you honey mustard faggot. This is now a ranch appreciation thread.
>>17892779Honey mustard is fucking deliciousranch is absolute garbage
Big mistake calling ranch cringe boyo. I’m about to shit up your whole thread.
For me it's roast chicken with a green salad. With ranch of course.Tendies are for children and sperglord
>>17892543Cream gravy chads rise up. Honey mustard is acceptable.
>tendies with mustard
You just thought you were going to come in this cooking board, insult my dipping sauce of choice, insult my way of life. You thought wrong.
The most versatile sauce ever whipped together in a bowl, and yet you have the nerve to type “cringe” with your pudgy little fingers.
What's the difference between chicken fingers and chicken tenders?
>>17892779>>17892783>>17892784>>17892794>>17892814Based ranch enjoyers, I personally enjoy honey mustard and BBQ as well but ranch is a top of the line dipping sauce. Can't eat carrots and celery with BBQ.
Do they make honey mustard Doritos? No? No.
>>17892783I had ranch for the first time a few years ago (don't have it in my home country so didn't grow up with it). Was pretty good. Without getting into details, I was told that it was only good because it was made from Hidden Valley ranch mix, that other ranch mixes aren't nearly as good and that even the prepared Hidden Valley ranch isn't nearly as good as the mix. Idk how true any of that is, but what I do know was that it was good stuff and I don't understand the hate it gets here.
>>17892543>cringe sauces like ranchMake it from scratch and think if you still feel that way.
>>17892779honey mustard SUCKS
>>17892820>>17892839> Can't eat carrots and celery with BBQ.Based. The ranch tide is rising OP. I hope you can swim.
>>17892543>cringe sauces like ranchI'd like to see you say that shit to my face faggot.
>>17892824There really isn't one. They just call them fingers on kids menus because it sounds more fun i guess.
I was content to live in peace. To live and let live. I felt no animus towards honey mustard or those who enjoy it. But then OP decided to waddle to his computer, clack out the letters C-R-I-N-G-E with fat paw of a hand, and make this post. I bet he chucked to himself as it did it. That’s where you fucked up OP. That was the line in the sand. This is your Pearl Harbor. RANCH CHADS, RISE
It goes on pizzaIt goes with wingsYou can dip fries in itIt goes with saladIt goes with TENDIESIf you get drunk enough or goes on your baked potatoIt goes with veggie sticksAnd like the crusaders of yore, it goes with God.
>>17892840>cool ranch>lame honey mustardAlso these days whenever I order honey for my mcnuggies they give me honey mustard. More of a nigger literacy issue but still.
I think it's time I mix honey mustard and ranch just to piss everyone off
So I hope you’re happy OP. Maybe you were looking forward to this thread. Maybe someone will see the high image count and click on it for curiosity. But all they will see are shit bing image searches of ranch. They will scroll and then move on, without a reply. But remember OP. It was not me who made your thread shit. It was your opinion.
>>17892843its true, the fresh milk and mayo is just a better base then the shit they use for the prepared version. The prepared version is oily. When you make it fresh its a little more loose and seems fresh.
>>17892779>>17892780i mix them together and call it hranch and it’s just ok
RANCH- milk- sour cream- mayoHow much? Idk like the same amount of mayo and sour cream, thin it out with milk- crush some garlic in there- parsley, dill, chives, pepper (all fresh obviously if you’re not a poorfag)- squeeze some lemon in for pep- most important secret: use chicken bouillon instead of salt. Season to perfectionJar that shit and drown everything in it
Im just gonna leave this here.
>>17892840No, but there are pringles. That's something.
>>17892543Because they are purchased with good boy points obviously
>>17893081It pales in comparison.
>>17892543if you're not eating your tendies with cream gravy, you're doing it wrong and you're a retard
>>17893081I just had elote Pringles and they were tits.
>>17892543buffalo sauce is the only wayall others are for plebs
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>>17892888You are above everyone in terms of intelligence ITT.
>>17892932but enough about mayonnaise
>>17892543I will bury you in the hidden valley faggot.
Tendies is the king and ranch is his queen. All other sauces are just slaves in the harem. Their offspring will not inherit the throne.
>>17892543Bros finding good frozen tendies is easy enough, but of course I would like fries with my tendies. I still haven't found a frozen fry I really enjoy, suggestions?
>>17893821Actual ranch from scratch is great. Bottled ranch is salty horse cooties.
This fucking thread has made my night. God bless you ranch posters.
You don't have to believe me, I wouldn't expect you to, but I have a top percentile intelligence. I'm not just talking about IQ tests, I'm talking about: I'm maybe one out of 100,000 people on the planet who understands the latest developments in symbolic logic. My work involves developing a system of symbolic logic based around the qubit.Do I love chicken tendies with honey mustard sauce? Of course, but I would not say they are my "chosen food". I don't even eat them every day. What I do eat everyday are mushrooms, legumes, oily fish, and leafy greens. I haven't eaten yet today, but in about an hour I'll prepare a half dozen cup mushrooms fried in butter, gallo pinto, and fried sardines.
>>17892840step asidesuperior snack coming through
>>17892824most of the time nothing, but if we are being particular with our vocabulary chicken tenders should come from the tenderloin of the chicken while chicken fingers could come from any part(most likely cut up breast meat though)
Classic /ck/ thread
>>17893661why? healthy mayonnaise discussions are the backbone of this board tbqh
This is what I like on mine
>50 replies>0 mention of plum/sweet&sour saucefor shame
*enters thread*plum sauce bitch*exits thread**stays in thread*
I usually go for Burger Sauce aka Big Mac sauce or some chilli sauce.
>>17892543This post proves that Yankees could never into chicken tendies. White gravy blows whatever shitty sauce your trying to pedal out of the water.
>>17893821Not a good ad, they just took the place of white gravy acting as if it’s an acceptable substitute. They even had the gall to leave the toast in, a staple of the southern tendie baskets.
>>17892779Ok, lemme open this bottle first.
>>17892543>>17892779BBQ is okay but is best used on other meats or on burgers. Mustard should be reserved for hotdogs, sausages & corndogsChicken tendies are best with literally anything but mustard. Buttermilk Rank, Blackened Ranch, Sweet Chili Sauce, Chipotle Mayo, so many better options than Mustard lmao
>>17895603your mom blows my white gravy
>>17892543Tendies and bbq >
Buffalo > BBQ > Spicy Mayo >>>> Ranch >>>>>>>>> Honey mustard
Ranch is awseome. I just love it resembles semen. I love sucking cocks and drinking cum because I am gay.
>>17892843Fun fact:The mix was originally the only way Hidden Valley Ranch was sold, and you made it at home. My mom is old enough to remember that as a kid, and says that when her family tried the bottled stuff, it was comparatively shit and her mom immediately went back to buying the mix.