Fuck picky eaters

[Anonymous No.17886731]

[Anonymous No.17886736]

nice facebook meme

[Anonymous No.17886741]

The sole reason we have an obesity pandemic is because people stopped being "picky" eaters

[Anonymous No.17886747]

>>17886736
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.17886749]

>>17886731
I'm quite picky eater and none of this shit relates to me, besides trusting someone to do shopping.
I don't even eat corn flakes.

[Anonymous No.17886751]

>>17886731
Shitty thread starter park: be OP

[Anonymous No.17886755]

>only type of apple they like eating are Granny Smith's
I feel personally attacked.

[Anonymous No.17886757]

>>17886749
i believe its supposed to be ironic. i had a friend who was a "picky eater" and it just meant he wasnt very willing to try foods outside his comfort zone and stuck with basic supermarket hotdog shit with just ketchup no mustard

[Anonymous No.17886758]

Used to be a picky eater but grew out of that because I realized that it makes you look like a little bitch. The only thing I can't force myself to eat is blue cheese, that rancid flavor just doesn't sit right.

[Anonymous No.17886759]

>>17886741
That's just stupid, lots of picky eaters have terrible diets and eating habits; if anything it makes for a less varied diet and its just as possible to only eat one brand of shit processed food as it is to be picky and reject unhealthy stuff, easier actually.
That's like saying that the reason we have so many traffic accidents is because not enough people are agoraphobic and won't leave their house.

[Anonymous No.17886786]

>>17886731
What's wrong with this picture:
Sandwich bread has crusts, can't eat those
Ketchup? GROSS
Only acceptable apple can't be cheap and plentiful, has to be honeycrisp that costs as much as meat and isn't always available so you buy too many and they rot because "I really don't like fruit but I'm trying"
Only one item that MUST be one brand? LOFL
Also, that single acceptable brand must change every 9-12 months for no reason along with travel/shopping plans since it's only available in one place where you live. Also has to be stupid expensive and nothing special.
Also add:
Foods can't touch on plate
Can't eat leftovers
Insist that certain ingredient combos are terrible and wrong even though you eat them all the time; when this is pointed out abandon food you happily ate for years
Insist that certain combos like "hot" and "red" are disgusting, when asked if you mean hot spicy or hot temperature say "both".
Get mad and say you are being "attacked" when your pickiness and the burden it creates on meal planning is mentioned. Insist that it's your right as an adult to act like a spoiled, petulant child, and how dare you act like my parent.
Then ask, "So, what's for dinner?"

t. live with and feed one , it's like having a fussy toddler without the sweet relief of an 18 year sentence period.

[Anonymous No.17886795]

I don't drink water. I don't like the flavour.

[Anonymous No.17886796]

>>17886759
Obviously they arent picky where it counts

[Anonymous No.17886803]

>>17886758
I didn't like blue cheese for years, but found some brands I really enjoy now. Maybe give it another shot. I still don't like it with other food much though, as it tends to overpower everything.

[Anonymous No.17886808]

>>17886796
Even more importantly and obviously "picky" means something entirely different than selective, discriminating, discerning, etc.

[Anonymous No.17886817]

>>17886803
i added some blue cheese to a tomato soup once. it was pretty good. the cheese was strong enough against the tomato and its taste was interesting but not bad.

[Anonymous No.17886819]

>>17886755
>I feel personally attacked.
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.17886956]

>>17886757
It's not.
I try food that haven't had before, but there's many dishes that I hate, despite trying it dozens of times in different places.
Main example is liver.

[Anonymous No.17886988]

>>17886786
This anon knows what the fuck he's talking about.

[Anonymous No.17886995]

>>17886741
absolutely not true

[Anonymous No.17887011]

I don't trust others to do my food shopping.

[Anonymous No.17887032]

>>17886758
>>17886803
My favorite use for bleu cheese is on a burger with caramelized onions and bacon. Was never able to do it on stuff like salad.

[Anonymous No.17887095]

I have discovered that I completely despise papaya. I now have to try it several times to ensure I can eat it to preserve my claim of not being picky, because if somebody who refuses to eat anything that has touched an onion or isn't a shade of yellow-brown learns this, I will forever be remembered as being "picky about papayas" and will no longer be able to convince them to try any food item because "well, you don't like papayas, so I'm allowed to not like [blank, blank, blank, blank, and blank]!"

[Anonymous No.17887104]

>Yeah I'm a picky eater
>I pick up my fork and dig in!

[Anonymous No.17887109]

>Can't trust others to do the shopping
This is less about being a picky eater and more about actual meal-management.
And that can be a matter of needing specific ingredients, or having to follow a doctor-recommended diet.

An example.
It was the night before Thanksgiving. I was cooking at my parent's house and realized that they didn't have anything I could properly brine the turkey in. I sent my brother out to the store to pick up some brining bags.

He came back with oven bags.
Turns out the wagie store clerk he asked was too stupid to know the difference, and he wasn't aware that oven bags aren't load-bearing.
By the time I'd realized what had happened, it was too late. The stores had already closed, and I was stuck brining a turkey in an oven bag.
It was a fucking shit-show.

I don't blame my brother for not knowing the difference. But I sure as shit try to avoid letting other people shop for me, because there's a 100% chance that I'm going to need to make a second trip to the store if they do.

[Anonymous No.17887116]

>>17887109
You sound like a burden to be around blog post-sama

[Anonymous No.17887133]

>>17887104
hahaha

[Anonymous No.17887139]

i'm curious as to why it's always the same foods for picky eaters. i've never seen a picky eater say
>oh i don't like chicken nuggets or french fries
it's always onions, peppers, mushrooms, seafood

[Anonymous No.17887146]

>>17887139
It's usually texture rather than taste.

[Anonymous No.17887157]

>>17886731
>picky eater
>PB&J still has the crust on it
Fake meme.

[Anonymous No.17887159]

>>17886795
Move to a different city then till you find one you do like the taste of.

[Anonymous No.17887171]

>>17887146
And smell.

[Anonymous No.17887253]

>>17887116
Haha, okay.
What did I do wrong, and how would you have handled it differently?
Cause as far as I can tell, my only problems are that I didn't have the tools that I needed in advance, and that I mistakenly expected a faggot store clerk to do his job properly.

[Anonymous No.17887254]

>>17886731
Most of this stuff is just autism (as in literal sensory issue or obsession with routine stuff) and then there's just veganism lmao

[Anonymous No.17887282]

>>17886731
>eating apples
>eating bread
>being vegan
>eating cornflakes
>instant noodles but it's some literally who brand called "maggi" ???
I'm a picky eater and can't relate to any of this.
>Fuck picky eaters
Fuck nosy faggots. Why do people like you want to get involved with other people's gastrointestinal processes you weirdo?
Coercing food into people is worse than just beating or shooting them since your assaulting their insides.

[Anonymous No.17887287]

>>17887282
>I'm oppressed because I'm a fussy toddler

[Anonymous No.17887291]

>>17887287
Not really oppression, but if you're trying to cram your disgusting food down people's throats then please fuck off, thanks.

[Anonymous No.17887468]

>>17887032
I like firm blues as-they-are with some good bread and some pear or apple (or quince cheese). Occasionally also a bit of balsamic. Have you tried it that way?

[Anonymous No.17887491]

>>17886741
Nigga there's literally a show about fucking picky eaters. And I know you'll be shocked by this; most of them are obese.

[Anonymous No.17887512]

>>17886786
Just stop feeding them. Like they said you aren't their parent.

[Anonymous No.17887525]

>>17886741
Our obesity epidemic has everything to do with people being allowed to be picky eaters.
Carbs and fats are prepocessed and more accessible than ever. People have total control over much sugar they can put into their food, and lo-and-behold, they prefer having more.

[Anonymous No.17887537]

>>17886731
one of my friends only eats cheese pizza and chic fil a
another only eats pasta, rice, tortilla chips, basically anything as bland as that

[Anonymous No.17887539]

Yep, red meat and potatoes, that's all I need.

[Anonymous No.17887552]

>>17887253
>store didn't carry the specific bullshit (You) required
>you weren't there for the transaction
>clerk made a sale anyway
from store's perspective, the clerk did their job perfectly.

[Anonymous No.17887553]

>>17886731
Green apples and ketchup are me except I use my own ketchup no mystery restaurant ketchup.

[Anonymous No.17887564]

>>17887539
Based

[Anonymous No.17887577]

>he goes out of his way to buy food he doesn't like in order to prove he isn't picky
Imagine the life someone like that leads.

[Anonymous No.17887641]

>>17887552
>>you weren't there for the transaction
You seem to be confused, anon. And pretty dull-wittted.
My point from the start is that shit went wrong because I wasn't there to buy the item myself.

You're just agreeing with me at this point, but you're too dumb to realize it.

[Anonymous No.17887728]

>>17887491
Being picky doesn't really have much to do with whether or not you eat too many calories.
Some picky eaters are skinny autists who only eat instant noodles and others are landwhales who only eat ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers. And others might manage to eat just the right amount of calories to be in the ideal middle range of weight.
Studies on picky eating don't consistently find relationships between being that way and either greater or lesser than average weight.

[Anonymous No.17887864]

>>17887525
I never thought of picky eating as "really liking X food." Thought of it more as "really hating a lot of foods while tolerating X food."
I've been underweight my entire life and that's how it was for me. I didn't love the foods I ate, I hated the random strange foods pushed on me by parents of friends when I went to their houses as a kid. I was fine with not eating at all while there but 90s boomer parents would always take it personally if you didn't eat their stupid food.

[Anonymous No.17887974]

next time someone "calls me out" for liking granny smith apples or some other mundane thing about me i'm just going to tell them to kill themselves

[Anonymous No.17888134]

>>17886741
Yeah right, it's totally not because people drive everywhere, never walk, get delivery, overindulge or anything else

[Anonymous No.17888146]

>>17887864
Frankly, anon, it sounds like the difference here is that in most eras, you wouldn't be alive in the first place.
You'd just straight up be dead.

[Anonymous No.17888149]

>>17886731
Fuck you!
Granny Smiths are the ONLY apple that tastes even remotely nice
Get Fucked

[Anonymous No.17888157]

>>17886731
I'm sorry I don't like eating brains mom

[Smurf-Fag No.17888179]

>>17886749
Is not about an specific brand/item but that they only like one type/way the food is done

[Anonymous No.17888183]

>>17888146
It's actually because things are suburban and industrialized instead of life or death and primal that kids become picky eaters, not that they were naturally that way and well suited to more modern times.
No starving child in a jungle is going to die because they were a picky eater. They wouldn't even have the idea to be picky in the first place.
Unabomber wrote all about this shit in his manifesto.

[Anonymous No.17888186]

>>17887139
I eat peppers, mushrooms, and onions. But you cannot convince me to eat anything that is not fish for the sea food category. Imagine eating this with its eyes there and you can even see their poop sometimes. You mfs are the crazy ones

[Anonymous No.17888192]

>>17886741
shit picky eaters like:
>icecream, chocolate, butter, white bread, rice, cheddar cheese, processed meat, potato
shit picky eaters hate:
>most vegetables, fish, less processed grains, water
not seeing the connection here tbqh

[Anonymous No.17888240]

>>17888183
>No starving child in a jungle is going to die because they were a picky eater. They wouldn't even have the idea to be picky in the first place.
I think that's a pretty bold claim and undersells how much will is required to live.
I'd argue that will isn't something that people are always born with and not something that can always be taught.

[Anonymous No.17888291]

>>17888186
You don't eat the head and if the poop is there they haven't been deveined.

[Anonymous No.17888323]

>>17887291
You have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.17888331]

>>17886731
Granny Smith Apples are objectively the best apple though