Got a date with a vegetarian girl

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Got a date with a vegetarian girl Anonymous Mon May 23 00:27:00 2022 No.17881447 [Reply] [Original]

What's a good homemade snack to sneak into a movie theater?

Anonymous Mon May 23 00:28:37 2022 No.17881453

vegetarianism and veganism are eating disorders

they are ways for people to harmfully restrict their own eating because they are masochistic - and they feel socially rewarded by others for doing do

tell her you are making pork or she can suck her own clit

don't enable these freaks

>btw im straight not sure if it is pertinent

sigh

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:31:56 2022 No.17881458 >>17881447 just make popcorn but with olive oil to cook and coconut oil to season instead. make it in a saucepan, easy as fuk. don't use any vegan butter imitations, fuck that shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:35:18 2022 No.17881468 >>17881458 stop enabling mental illness

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:37:04 2022 No.17881476 >>17881447 hard boiled eggs, thank me later

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:37:36 2022 No.17881480 >>17881447 not an amazing snack i guess but fried rice is one of the things that i would try to cook cause i am amazing at it (the key is to add a lot of butter)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:37:58 2022 No.17881482 >>17881468 the girl is mentally ill, not OP

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:39:35 2022 No.17881487 >>17881447 >vegetarian Don't stick your dick in crazy, OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:39:52 2022 No.17881489 >>17881447 Sneaking food into a theater is trashy Take her to a vegan restaurant or something

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:39:55 2022 No.17881491 >>17881482 it become a folie a deux if you both participate in the madness once she knows other will cater to her bullshit - it will only get worse

Anonymous Mon May 23 00:40:22 2022 No.17881493

>>17881480
>movie theater
>popcorn
>not an amazing snack
this is the safest choice. stop trying to be trendy and just go with the default movie snack with a vegan twist. someone in this thread said hardboiled eggs, like who the fuck brings that to a movie theater. don't be a dumbass. just make vegan popcorn.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:40:38 2022 No.17881495 >>17881487 Always stick your dick in crazy. Just know where the door is.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:41:53 2022 No.17881500 >>17881447 What lgbtpq1faggot movie are you seeing?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:42:30 2022 No.17881504 >>17881493 stop schizo posting u fucking moron, i was saying fried rice wasnt an amazing snack. i literally said nothing about popcorn

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:43:07 2022 No.17881509 >>17881500 Can you not use homophobic slurs? Like have some manners

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:43:54 2022 No.17881510 >>17881509 ill have some ligma ask me what ligma means

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:45:03 2022 No.17881518 File: 55 KB, 1125x820, gaykids.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881509 BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:45:04 2022 No.17881519 >>17881509 Fuck off faggot.

Anonymous Mon May 23 00:46:34 2022 No.17881531
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>>17881510
im not licking your hairy balls

at best you are going to have to take a shower with me - and ill shave them carefully - THEN after u towel dry - ill suck em gently - but they have to be soaped + shaved first - ok?

>>17881519
gays are nice people

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:46:41 2022 No.17881532 >>17881509 I meant a bundle of sticks you queer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:48:23 2022 No.17881541 >>17881531 ligma balls hahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:50:01 2022 No.17881547 File: 188 KB, 648x779, LactatiaParents.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881541 u have to shave them first (and soap them and then rinse as well)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:50:56 2022 No.17881548 >>17881504 sorry bro i'm drunk, fr. i thought you were replying to my popcorn post. jasmine rice does taste like popcorn tho so you got a point

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:52:30 2022 No.17881552 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, 1646834570631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881509 Kys u degenerate sodomite.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:53:43 2022 No.17881555 File: 23 KB, 600x573, rageface23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881552 lame bait

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:54:03 2022 No.17881557 >>17881447 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:56:01 2022 No.17881569 File: 15 KB, 340x178, 0fd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:58:03 2022 No.17881578 File: 66 KB, 700x467, GayThatsOk3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881569 there is literally nothing wrong with being gay

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 00:59:01 2022 No.17881580 File: 111 KB, 384x240, 8a5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:03:59 2022 No.17881591 File: 177 KB, 1024x740, 1604909383821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881509 >>17881518 >>17881531 >>17881547 >>17881555 >>17881578 >fag /lgbt/ groomers are raiding /ck/ again

Anonymous Mon May 23 01:07:15 2022 No.17881601

>>17881453
>>17881468
She had a tough time recently. I don't plan on enabling much longer than it takes to lose my virginity and get my chronically tight ass and taint massaged enough so I can sanitarily pee standing up again.
>>17881458
Might as well just buy the theater popcorn
>>17881489
First part maybe. Second part no
>>17881500
Northman

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:07:23 2022 No.17881602 bowl of your cum its vegan because you consented to it being eaten

Anonymous Mon May 23 01:11:50 2022 No.17881605

>>17881447
Why the absolute fuck are you needing to sneak shit into a movie theatre for some veggie bitch?
You think there’s meat in the popcorn or some shit?
Veal blood in the Dr. Pepper?
Suckling pig in the fucking skittles?
Damn dude just shove some kale in your pocket for her or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:14:52 2022 No.17881616 >>17881605 No I just want to make our trip to the movies special :(

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:15:18 2022 No.17881618 >>17881493 >vegan popcorn Faggot ass retard you think it’s popped in lard or something? Don’t tell me you think there’s so much as a single molecule of actual butter on theatre popcorn.

Anonymous Mon May 23 01:17:08 2022 No.17881627
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>>17881601
I think I could take care of your virginity and your chronically tight ass in one fell swoop if you catch my drift OP.

Dump the prissy rule-bound weirdo and come to papa.

>>17881618
still no need for homophobic slurs here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:17:37 2022 No.17881630 >>17881601 butter isn't vegan. can't get the theater popcorn. unless she's actually a stupid fuck and is just a vegan for clout points

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:18:39 2022 No.17881634 >>17881627 Based monkeypox enjoyer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:18:47 2022 No.17881635 File: 83 KB, 1024x576, 1612082446696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881547 >LGBTpedos posting pics of abused underage kids again

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:19:41 2022 No.17881639 >>17881630 There is no butter in movie theater popcorn dipshit. It's soybean oil and artificial flavors.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:20:09 2022 No.17881642 >>17881616 OH i have a good snack idea https://www.browneyedbaker.com/spicy-southern-cheese-crackers/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:21:12 2022 No.17881649 >>17881630 dude vegan and vegetarian is not the same thing moron

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:27:45 2022 No.17881679 > make thread about wanting to put my penis in a vagina > people won't shut the fuck up about gay people

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:28:45 2022 No.17881684 File: 111 KB, 768x911, gaycouple12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881635 the fact that you assume gay boys who like playing dress up were abused into it says more about you than me i loved theater as a kid - and he looks happy to me

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:29:08 2022 No.17881685 >>17881447 Popcorn

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:30:39 2022 No.17881692 File: 198 KB, 768x1128, gaycouple14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881679 don't say straight we have a new law on 4chan - you aren't allowed to promote heterosexuality

Anonymous Mon May 23 01:31:47 2022 No.17881699
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>>17881489

My friend an I once snuck an entire meat and cheese platter into a screening of Atomic Blonde. We also brought bath ovals and an small tub of fig spread. The movie was so wretched, we ignored the entire thing and proceeded to demolish our charcuterie spread in plain view of other moviegoers.

Try living a little.

Anonymous Mon May 23 01:35:39 2022 No.17881706
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>>17881699
I think movie theaters realize if they tried to search your bags or hassle you like an airport that people would stop going and they really want to sell you concessions - but they don't care that much at all if you bring your own food.

I can't go to a museum, most concert venues, board a flight, hell go into a national park visitor center without getting my backpack searched. I just avoid most places now. They don't give a fuck about your privacy or civil liberties.

Movie theaters are one of the last remaining vestiges of pre-9/11 culture and should be treasured - despite most movies being trash

i prefer late screenings of weird european experimental arthouse stuff

at least it takes some risks sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 01:59:13 2022 No.17881770 >>17881591 it's a vegan thread what did you expect?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 02:02:24 2022 No.17881776 >>17881692 Shut the fuck up faggot.

Anonymous Mon May 23 02:06:17 2022 No.17881787

>>17881684
They are abused, nobody is born gay, nobody is naturally gay. They only "become" gay after abuse and indoctrination.

Fag pedos like you should be killed. Also notice how that post was deleted? I reported it for violating US law and they deleted it.

It is child abuse. Get fucking killed child abuser.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 02:07:19 2022 No.17881788 >>17881787 I'm trans, not gay. I'm also single, bois xx

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 02:08:08 2022 No.17881789 >>17881787 so some part of you realizes it is wrong to mistreat people for how they were born? Just hypothetically - if you were confirmed that gays are in fact born that way - you would no longer hate them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 02:12:34 2022 No.17881794 >>17881447 How about fried onigiri? Vegetarian, tasty, easy to make with meat or fish too if you want, and small and solid enough to put in your pocket or bag.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 02:14:59 2022 No.17881798 >>17881770 Vegetarian

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 02:55:22 2022 No.17881864 >>17881605 Haha

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 03:31:01 2022 No.17881923 >>17881453 Fine sentiments, intelligently expressed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 03:33:07 2022 No.17881927 Vegetarians eat eggs right? Just a bowl of eggs, make sure she eats all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 04:00:48 2022 No.17881985 >>17881489 Fuck off faggot I'm not paying 800% markup for a fucking candy bar or some popcorn to enjoy a snack in a theater. Anybody who pays theater price for their snack is factually retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 04:13:10 2022 No.17882004 >>17881447 give her a box of raisins

Anonymous Mon May 23 04:18:49 2022 No.17882020
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>>17881789
> it is wrong to mistreat people for how they were born?
The amount of delusion in ur post. It is common knowledge that faggotry is a mental illness, is it a coincidence that allot fags started to spring up in america the moment they shut down the loony bins? Is it coincidence that the large majority of pedophiles are also faggots. Is it coincidence that the majority of people per capita with STDS are faggots? Even if u dont believe in god, isnt naturall biology itself trying to tell you faggots that faggotry is wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 04:29:46 2022 No.17882040 >>17881458 I doubt the butter in movie theater popcorn contains any traces of dairy in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 04:54:46 2022 No.17882081 >>17881447 Try this novel vegan thing called "popcorn". It's gluten free, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 05:24:07 2022 No.17882118 >>17881447 Sushi

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 06:48:19 2022 No.17882225 File: 37 KB, 640x480, 1546154211933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881482 >makes a thread on fucking 4chan >isnt mentally ill

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 07:05:11 2022 No.17882246 File: 17 KB, 1583x99, Screenshot 2022-04-15 at 14-55-18 _ck_ - food heresies - Food & Cooking - 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881447 carrot sticks and peanut butter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 07:09:21 2022 No.17882254 >>17881630 vegetarians can eat butter, its not the same as vegans

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 08:53:38 2022 No.17882457 >>17881447 Beef jerky.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:27:35 2022 No.17883086 File: 1.13 MB, 1024x1024, meds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17881578 >there is literally nothing wrong with being gay thats what your dad said after i fucked him

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:41:53 2022 No.17883124 >>17881447 ...popcorn?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:42:57 2022 No.17883129 >>17881453 based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 13:22:34 2022 No.17883233 >>17883124 >>17882246 >>17882081 >>17882004 I want to make something special

Anonymous Mon May 23 13:34:02 2022 No.17883282

>>17881447
If she's vegetarian then pretty much anything in the movie theater should be fine. Vegan would be a different story.
Vegetarian diets are perfectly fine, and you can actually fuel all your nutritional needs with them. Vegans are the retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 13:42:47 2022 No.17883311 True food thread, for true /ck/anon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 13:49:57 2022 No.17883338 >>17881447 Penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 14:06:56 2022 No.17883402 >>17881447 pork rinds, just tell her they are soya

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 14:07:59 2022 No.17883405 >>17881509 Please unlive yourself anon, this is 4chan not tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 15:10:33 2022 No.17883644 >>17881453 nice reddit spacing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 16:52:16 2022 No.17883990 >>17883233 make her some home made trail mix

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 18:16:56 2022 No.17884310 File: 452 KB, 1005x3301, 1636287941875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17883644 It's a nice way of revealing newfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 20:16:13 2022 No.17884763 >>17881495 Based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 20:18:58 2022 No.17884774 >>17881447 Fallafel with tzaziki sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 20:21:47 2022 No.17884785 >>17881480 Butter is actually bad for fried rice You need as much heat as possible

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 21:44:26 2022 No.17885138 >>17883644 nice newfag being

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 23:57:48 2022 No.17885714 Grind up some pork rinds in a food processor until it becomes a fine powder. Make a batch of popcorn and sprinkle your pork powder over it. She will love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 00:00:04 2022 No.17885727 >>17881447 You're thumbnail makes me think shrimp, idk how you'd sneak it in though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 00:03:04 2022 No.17885738 >>17881578 Except the sodomy.

Anonymous Tue May 24 00:08:45 2022 No.17885760
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>>17881447
Assuming you're interested in Japanese stuff based on your OP pic, you could try pic related. There should be a bunch of recipes online for miso dip, and they're all great, you could make some of this dip in a container, bring some baby carrots, cucumbers, etc.. and just snack away

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 00:09:27 2022 No.17885763 >>17881447 Well anon.. She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 01:52:33 2022 No.17886086 >>17881541 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 02:35:07 2022 No.17886184 >>17881447 cum in her ass and leave her

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 02:36:42 2022 No.17886193 >>17885760 is there dashi in it or just miso paste?

Anonymous Tue May 24 02:41:28 2022 No.17886206
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Bring some nutritional yeast to sprinkle on the popcorn, I learned from living in a college town that dumb veggie sluts go crazy for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 03:41:58 2022 No.17886342 >>17881476 YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 03:48:28 2022 No.17886352 >>17881509 obvious bait, but still succesful

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 04:33:08 2022 No.17886401 >>17881491 Folie a deux Where you learn them fancy words?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 08:46:51 2022 No.17886888 File: 78 KB, 589x375, happy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17886352

Anonymous Tue May 24 11:39:56 2022 No.17887414

>>17881649
I swear I'm going insane, does /ck/ really not know the distinction between vegan subhumans and vegetarians?
I've even seen come coping vegetarians eat fish. Eggs, dairy, all that is fine.
Then again /ck/ has some of the genuinely stupidest posters I've seen on this site so it's expected.
Vegans will make a fake meat substitute that tastes like shit and tell you about it.
Vegetarians will just go about their day and you'll never know.
Feels like the tranny Boogeyman that plagues other boards

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