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https://youtube.com/shorts/sXxzzCmChXQ?feature=share

>> No.17878768

Based

I love americans

>> No.17878795

>>17878741
Let's be honest here.

If a petit Asian vagina-having girl had made this exact thing, you'd be drooling on your keyboard,

>> No.17878817

>>17878795
>vagina-having girl
reject tradition. embrace penis-having girls

>> No.17878848
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17878848

All of this

https://youtu.be/YzMJ6hjsDdA

>> No.17878864

>>17878848
All that shit looks like food bank foodstamp junk except for shrimp. That’s actually smart

>> No.17878865

Lmao newfags hating based malcolm

>> No.17878870

Videography was a mistake.

>> No.17878873

>>17878848
>Rape
>Rape
>Rape
>Rape
>Rape


What was with that beat? What was it trying to say?

>> No.17878944

>>17878848
>tampico
Black dudes don't know what orange juice is.

>> No.17878964

>>17878741
Malcom is based

>> No.17878996

>>17878741
>hey welcome back to how to bar b cue raight.
>*heavy labored breathing*
>oh hey joining me today is my big fat fuck friend jeffy bar be cue
>*big fat motherfucker waddles on the set*
>hhhhhh-hey there jim
>now. blah blah blaahhhhHh hwell i'm salivating right now
>yeah just think about that big ass pork
>hhhhwhwhw
>we kinda sound like big gay leather bears talking about cocks don't we
>yes we sure do
>like we're taking this food thing to a fetishistic level
>yeah obviously
>but there's no way our dicks work when we're this fat
>no sir
>that's why we eat
>yes sir that's why we eat the pork
>that's why

>> No.17879011

>>17878873
it's avant garde
you wouldn't get it

>> No.17879021

>>17878817
is she petite asian still?

>> No.17879039

>>17878741
Malcom is a god and I'd fuck his wife

>> No.17879048
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17879048

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.17879078

>>17879048
It's the gasping for breath that does it for me.

>> No.17879082

>>17878848
>if you aint sneezin you aint seasonin
nice

>> No.17879087

>>17878848
This is why the blacks have such high blood pressure. Thats all salt and orange juice

>> No.17879094

>>17878864
You can get good food with foodstamps that's just nigger chow

>> No.17879130

>>17878848
this legitimately looks delicious.

>> No.17879141

>>17878848
yes lawd what you know bout that paprika?

>> No.17879143

>>17878848
what is wrong with the way he is talking?

>> No.17879145
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>>17878741

>> No.17879148

>>17879143
deep south and black and makes crawfish boils
he’s about as southern as you can get

>> No.17879152

>>17878848
>1000% of your daily sodium intake

>> No.17879154

>>17879143
Negro from the souf.

>> No.17879155

>>17879048
classic

>> No.17879156

>>17878848
>smell it thorough the phone it's hypertension

>> No.17879204

>>17879145
there was nothing wrong with this until the beans, would've been perfectly fine if it was chili instead

>> No.17879235
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>>17879048
>a can of sweetened condensed milk then two cups of sugar

>> No.17879403

>>17878964
he is for sure but this recipe's fucked

>> No.17879413

>>17878741
>y'all feel me?
I want him to die

>> No.17879448

>>17878944
Dave chappelle made that joke years ago https://youtu.be/NuTjQLfU6Gk
>>17879130
Not with that devils music in the background and all that sunny d he put it

>> No.17879468

>>17879145
Do Americans really?

>> No.17879505
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>>17878741
He fucking cooks it on the grill can you get more American?

That being said, I would at the very least try these brownies

>> No.17879507

>>17879505
I hate you

>> No.17879514

>>17879082
Kinda based statement

>> No.17879604

>>17878741
replace jerky with peanut butter and remove the oreos

>> No.17879609

>>17879048
I'm impressed she is still kickin

>> No.17881119

>>17879609
How can she afford the insulin and heart medication?

>> No.17881153

>>17879609
Is she? last video was 12 years ago

>> No.17881400

>>17881153
She has a different channel called Simply Sara Kitchen that posted a video one month ago

>>17881119
Imagine her fatso husband pays for it but who knows

>> No.17881405
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>>17878741
How do I make my .webms not look like ass?
I typically download videos in .mp4 format and then convert them via ffmpeg with the command
>ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -vcodec libvpx -an output.webm
But the bitrate is always fucked beyond measure. I've seen other webms that are very clear despite low file size, so what am I missing?

>> No.17881423

>>17879468
>Those beans
That's bri'ish

>> No.17881433

>>17878741
based boogie

>> No.17881439

>>17878741
i thought this was that boogie sperglord at first

>> No.17881443

>>17881405
This kills the longcrab

>> No.17881452

>>17878741
jesus fuck those hamhocks

>> No.17881455

>>17878848
i actually laughed super hard when he added like 5 sticks of butter

>> No.17881561

>>17881405
i use this https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

>> No.17881608

>>17881405
Is this real???

>> No.17881629

>>17878848
I would murder that. Also take some of the shrimp/crab broth and either cook rice in it or reduce it and mix it with a roux for a awesome gravy.

>> No.17881975

>>17881433
>>17881439
That is boogie you retards

>> No.17882016

>>17879048
>Macaroni salad
>first ingredient is condensed milk

amazing

>> No.17882032

>>17878741
Malcolm has some legit BBQ videos, just don't watch his gay ass shorts

https://youtu.be/gAg-iP-YYuo

>> No.17882344

Can't forget the party cheese salad
https://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk

>> No.17882821

>>17879145
>chips are green
bleh

>> No.17882849

>>17881405
brutal, i can tell an asian made this

>> No.17882866

>>17882821
Delicious Solanine

>> No.17882969
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>>17878873
Lmao no anon, it's saying Rick and Morty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9uHasmN_4&ab_channel=RAPMONSTER

Specifically picrel

>> No.17882974

>>17882969
Even worse

>> No.17883020

>>17878848
There was no need for that much butter, my grandma can cook a better shrimp boil with a tenth of the sodium, I'm pretty sure it's the reason we're the only black family without diabetes kek.

>> No.17883027

>>17883020
N

>> No.17883032

>>17879048
>a PINT of mayonnaise
what the fuck?

>> No.17883125

>>17878873
It's actually a Rick and Morty rap. It was saying Rick, Rick, Rick, etc.
In short, peak reddit tunes.

>> No.17883147

>>17881405
>>17881608
No it would be much wetter. They clearly swapped the blender when they actually turn it on.

>> No.17883601

>>17878848
>orange juice
>lemon pepper???????
>corn
grim
Looks great otherwise. I'll never understand why amerimutts insist on putting corn everywhere, it's sweet and ruins everything unless eaten on it's own grilled on a barbecue.

>> No.17883638

>>17878848
I've made stuff like this and it's fucking delicious. This entire thread is autists who probably eat like toddlers whining about food that "looks gross".

>> No.17883642

>>17878848
This guy has a decently maintained front yard for a black guy

>> No.17883651

>>17878848
Watch the last 30 seconds of this video and try to convince me that we are the same species.

>> No.17883664

>>17883020
>my grandma can cook a better shrimp boil with a tenth of the sodium
Saying that when you haven't tasted it is stupid

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>>17881405
Uhhh

>> No.17884040

>>17883147
In that much dried peas, the pea dust would be a very effective desiccant.

>> No.17884366

>>17879468
>Cardboard takeout box
>Beans on fries
Just those two points alone shows it's British.

>> No.17884387

>>17881405
nigga got pea'd on

>> No.17884394

>>17878795
it doesn't matter who made it, it looks like shit

>> No.17884413

>>17878848
wow, i'm so racist right now i could crack a whip

>> No.17884464
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>>17879048
She's a shining example of why the midwest needs to be nuked. She makes these godawful concoctions that always use an entire jar of mayo and a pound of sugar. I'm sure she wonders why she shares the same body type as Grimace.

>> No.17884549

>>17884387
kek

>> No.17885749

>>17881405
RTFM

>> No.17885802

>>17878848
Reminder this is what blacks mean when they say wypipo don't season

>> No.17885803

>>17878741
these look good tho

>> No.17885816

>>17878848
Saw this on youtube before /ck/. I was baffled at everybody in the comments praising this disgusting shit.

>> No.17885997

>>17885816
What part of it do you think is disgusting?

>> No.17886081

>>17878741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk6KwvAgxng

>> No.17886088

>>17886081
based cobro

>> No.17886091

>>17878741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l8wMlBbgd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPYT90cyrzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkxglN53VU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZAg9ZwNdb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRBIvOwA2wE

>> No.17886095

>>17886088
TWU

>> No.17886114

>>17882969
>It's not even about the show, it's just him saying the name of the show followed by generic club money gun murder car bitch
Even Sonic soundtracks knew better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF726gXNNmE

>> No.17886135

>>17879048
That's depressing. I can only imagine how fat the rest of the family is. I grew up fat and I wouldn't wish childhood obesity on my worst enemy.

>> No.17886399

>>17879087
No, it's because the when the slaves were being shipped in the ship captains mixed the slaves' drinking water with sea water to save fresh water for whites.

>> No.17886681

>>17886095
TWU
>>17886091
TMDWU

>> No.17886708

>>17885997
The dindu's in the video

>> No.17886710

>>17878817
Hang yourself troon

>> No.17886717
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>>17879048
Classic monstrosity (both the "salad" and that hamplanet)

>> No.17886798

>>17879048
Without the annotations this vid sucks

>> No.17886917

>>17878848
Last time I posted my thoughts about shit like this I got banned for 3 days

>> No.17887021

>>17886917
based

>> No.17887026
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufKd2vUkFr0
DANK MAC ANYONE?

>> No.17887034

>>17887026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKd-JYOTo-Q
stop playing this is the most kino lynchian King Cobera dank food hack

>> No.17887227

>>17885997
you're trolling, right?

>> No.17887268

>>17882969
SOULJA BOY UPPUNNIT HOE!!!!

>> No.17887807

>>17887026
Pasta and noodles are not the same thing

>> No.17888042

>>17887227
you're an incel, right?

>> No.17888140

>>17879048
No wonder she is the size of a small planet.

>> No.17888216

>>17881405
Why are asian people so insensitive to the pain and suffering of animals?

>> No.17888218

>>17888216
No PETA

>> No.17888222

>>17882849
What gave it away Einstein?

>> No.17888513

>>17878848
>omg is that... SEASONING?
>AAAAHHHHHH HELP ME JACK IM GOING INSANE
Orange juice is wierd but the real sins I saw was the precooked shrimp and dropping them in before the mix was even boiling, that shits 100% overcooked to hell and back

>> No.17888519

>>17879048
I love simply sara so much
if you watch enough you get glimpses into her life
married to Jamie, mother in law lives with them in that trailer
>You can do what ever you like
Yes thank you Sara, I'm aware.

>> No.17888765

>>17882849
>>17888216
I'm in no way defending the way Asians treat animals because I know it's pretty horrific but let's be honest, is getting pulverized in a blender for a couple second any worse than getting submerged in boiling hot water alive? Because that's something that Cajuns do to literally millions of Crawfish every year.

Also this >>17883147
It's fucking fake.

>> No.17888955

I hate America, Americans, American culture, and American cuisine.

>> No.17889078
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>> No.17889081
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>>17888955

>> No.17889118

>>17889078
This is the kind of food that we will be eating after the great reset

>> No.17889308

>>17888513
Dumb fuck

>> No.17889322

>>17889078
You could just eat all of the ingredients without smashing them together, he didn't create anything it's just mush.

>> No.17889328
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>>17889322
When you've been eating those same things for years on end you will do anything to try to create something new. Even if it's not better, it's different.

>> No.17889332

>>17889328
But it isn't different. It's just those things smushed together. Wow, I'm not just eating peanut butter and cereal, I'm eating peanut butter with cereal in it.

>> No.17889346

>>17889332
Yeah, that's different.

>> No.17889350

>>17889332
Why combine any ingredients ever? Why make sauces or anything?

>> No.17889439

>>17886399
>drinking some sea water for a few months completely altered nogs genetics so that they constantly have high blood pressure
>it’s certainly not the insane amount of salt, sugar, and processed garbage they shove down their throat
Lol libs are so dumb.

>> No.17889903

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBDFRHj2u-0

>> No.17889951
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>>17878741
This dude is like an alternate universe Boogie where he had a loving, supportive family.

>> No.17889963

>>17889328
You can get whole onions from the prison commissary?

>> No.17889973

>>17889963
You can say soy here newfag.

>> No.17889978

>>17889973
I meant actual onions you dumbass with your 4chan fried brain.

>> No.17889982

>>17878795
speak for yourself

>> No.17890002

>>17889978
Trying to save face after the fact lmao

>> No.17890004

>>17878741
What the fuck does "set a trap" mean?

>> No.17890005

>>17889081
whilst is not br*'*sh

>> No.17890020

>>17879143
https://youtu.be/FT4NQ9D0M6w

>> No.17890037

>>17878848
Did he just throw in unpeeled shrimp?

>> No.17890051

>>17878848
Smell it thru da fone

>> No.17890065

>>17890005
>Typically, Brits use whilst and Americans use while. That’s the main difference.

>> No.17890397

>>17884464
>She's a shining example of why the midwest needs to be nuked.
Never forget, we will take you with us.
You will never escape us. You need us more than we will EVER need you.
We will always be able to feed ourselves. Subsidized farming exists strictly to keep YOUR food from spiraling out of control.

>> No.17890422 [DELETED] 

>>17890397
Oh wow, God forbid the price of food were to go down. That sure would suck.

>> No.17890431

>>17890397
California central valley produces the real food. You hicks just supply the corn, soy, and wheat

>> No.17890440

>>17890431
Implying that you can feed everyone just on cali crops without actual staples

>> No.17890548

>>17878848
I'd at least try it

>> No.17890554

>>17884387
I peed on a nigger once

>> No.17890556

>>17878848
All that food and seasoning paid for by your tax dollars

>> No.17890562

>>17890440
Cope

>> No.17890579

>>17878848
Headline: How White Supremacy Causes People of Color to Suffer Poorer Health Outcomes

>> No.17890910

>>17883020
you don't get diabetes from sodium

>> No.17890920

>>17889078
really makes you wonder how bad nutraloaf is if these idiots would rather eat that literal garbage

>> No.17891423

>>17888765
also, the way crustaceans feel pain is not the same as other animals.
I mean those things can aputate their own claws and just be all fine

>> No.17891472

>>17879468
Rent free

>> No.17891480

>>17883601
>I'll never understand why amerimutts insist on putting corn everywhere, it's sweet and ruins everything unless eaten on it's own grilled on a barbecue.
joke's on you, corn in a seafood boil is always fucking mushy and flavorless and easily the worst part of it
but they put it in every time!

>> No.17891602

Anyone have that turkish guy making a sandwich with waffles, nutella & candy bars? I think it's a tiktok

>> No.17892112

>>17879048
ive always wanted to try this. bros im gonna do it

>> No.17892160

>>17878848
tastes good but it will kill you.

>> No.17892171

>>17884387
A hearty kek was had

>> No.17893391

>>17878964
This. Why is /ck/ bullying him all of a sudden? Did jack die?

>> No.17893406

>>17883642
this is the whitest shit ive ever read on 4chan goddamn

>> No.17893447
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>>17879048
>can of condensed milk
>cup of sugar
>cup of vinegar
>entire jar of Mayo
Dear god

>> No.17893468

>>17889963
Yeah. Eat 'em like apples.

>> No.17893536

>>17889118
Not me I’ll be feasting on long pig

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>>17878741
>no one has posted joey yet
has /ck/ lost it?

>> No.17894942

>>17884387
submit to whirled peas chud

>> No.17894964

>>17879048
make sure it's corporated

>> No.17894968

>>17890556
I'm fine with that

>> No.17894974

>>17878848
That looks like it tastes delicious

>> No.17894978

>>17890020
>uncle tom sowell

>> No.17894979

>>17893663
his actual recipes aren't too bad desu. he's the disgusting bit

>> No.17895009

>>17889350
are you black? Reduction is key.

>> No.17895031

>>17878848
I'm sure it's good, it's just tremendously wasteful

>> No.17895883

>>17878848
Being from sw Louisiana where seafood boils are traditional I am very confused and concerned. This looks like some east of New Orleans fuckery.

>> No.17896766 [DELETED] 

>>17883020
Nigger

>> No.17897860

>>17896766
Yes that's what in the video.

>> No.17898605

>>17879448
man dave chapelle is really unfunny in that bit. it aged horribly i remember laughing just like those yokels in the crowd

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>>17881405
>>17881561
thats a program called "webm for bakas"
you can tell it to go over the filesize limit by just a hair and it ends up finishing just under

>> No.17898676

>>17889350
did you know the dalmatian rub is just salt and pepper and briskets that use this rub taste incredible?

>> No.17898688

>>17883601
because roanoke completely starved and jamestown almost did as well

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>>17898676
Dalmatian you say...

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>>17878795
I have 2 b honest with you, I coom to emmy videos regularly, but I would still eat the brownies if this guy made them

>> No.17898927

>>17889951
Fatty lied about his family abusing him.

>> No.17898955

>>17898614
Is that a new and improved version of webm for retards?

>> No.17899030

>>17898955
I think the newest version is just called Webm Converter, and is on version 3.1.something.

>> No.17899040

>>17898605
And you type in lowercase.

>> No.17899819

>>17882344
forgot this existed with all his other shit

>> No.17900873

https://youtu.be/rqhazz_h9eg

>> No.17901146

>>17894978
>tell me you're a white leftist without telling me you're a white leftist

>> No.17901159

>no ja/ck/

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>>17878817
>penis having
Trannies should hang

>> No.17901184

>>17881119
Idk I remember one video she talks about having to be hung upside down in some medical thing to get some gunk out of her lungs. She deleted it after tge comments would not stop telling her that she needed to lose weight or she was gonna die

>> No.17901232

>>17901184
People really are no better than animals if they can deny reality that much.

>> No.17901309

>>17890431
>thinking you can live off almonds you do not even have enough water to grow

>> No.17901918

>>17878817
fuck off, no one asked

>> No.17902695

>>17881405
WHY

>> No.17902885

>>17878848
>spraying a cooler fool of boiled seafood with I can't believe it's not butter spray
ok what the fuck? Also, when you boil this shit doesn't all the flavor seep out of the food and into the liquid that he's straining it from? Not into it, honestly.

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>> No.17904500

>>17902889
looks like fetish shit

>> No.17904612

>>17881400
Nah they're both welfare trailer trash

>> No.17904913

>>17883651
Black men breed white women.

>> No.17905008

>>17878848
>"white" americuns
>won't even salt the water for pasta in fear of food ending up too spicy

>black murricans
>just throw the whole pantry and every liquid in the fridge into the pot nigga

>> No.17905219

>>17904913
post nose

>> No.17905223

>>17905008
*Black

>> No.17905298
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>>17879048

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>>17879145
Meh, it doesn't look too bad.
>pour the beans
>mfw

>> No.17906287

>>17881405
Why are chinks like this?

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Is my homegirl Kay low hanging fruit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNto-3DvDpw

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>>17881405
>WAIT NO WHERE AM I?!!! NO NOT THE PEAS!!! FUCK MAN NO
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17907614

>>17879048
What an unbelievably fat piece of shit.
It's funny that she added all that """dressing""" and then just a little bit of black pepper.

>> No.17907707

>>17906299
yes

>> No.17908697

>>17886135
>I wouldn't wish childhood obesity on my worst enemy.
Why? Was it the bullying?

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>>17878741
>doesn't show you how to make any of the fucking recipe
>cooks it on a grill

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>>17902889

>> No.17910200

>>17906299
>baking dry spaghetti
This is the epitome of Bong cuisine

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>>17898692
I miss those threads

>> No.17910434

>>17910247
On this board?

>> No.17910539

>>17890920
Racism

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>>17906299
>a different spaghetti bolognese

>> No.17911158

>>17878741
boogie does it again

>> No.17911237

>>17879094
How is what he put in there not food?