What's good to buy for the upcoming forecasted food shortages

[Anonymous No.17876129]

I'm not a prepper type, but my family was just fucked by the formula shortage and I don't want to be caught off guard again.

Do I just buy a ton of rice? Everything else won't last. I could live off of rice and eggs, but you can't keep eggs forever.

[Anonymous No.17876141]

Just drink from your mother's tits lol

[Anonymous No.17876156]

Canned beans

[Anonymous No.17876164]

>>17876129
>but my family was just fucked by the formula shortage
how horrific, the baby wasnt able to consume the corn syrup and soy

[Anonymous No.17876203]

>>17876164
Ah you're one of the retards that is mad that formula contains sugar, as if that isn't the main component of breastmilk and the main thing infants need to grow their brains and body.
>dude infants who can only digest simple carbs are being fed simple carbs wtf

[Anonymous No.17876210]

>>17876203
it isnt the sugar that is an issue. it is the seed oils

[Anonymous No.17876224]

>>17876129
Copious amounts of peanut butter and canned beans. Believe in the butter 'n beans my brother.
>Tfw thinkin' 'bout thos' beans AND thos' butters.
>Tfw had a full can of black beans earlier this morning like a champion.

[Anonymous No.17876235]

>>17876224
>had a full can of black beans earlier this morning like a champion
what does the inner back side of your underwear smell like rn

[Anonymous No.17876269]

>>17876129
Rice, dry pasta, beans (both dried and canned), water packed sardines, peanut oil, maybe olive oil but remember it goes rancid more quickly than other oils, powdered milk, salt, sugar to be saved only for emergencies and occasional morale boost, vodka only for trading with alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.17876289]

>>17876235
Come lick my ass and you'll find out.

[Anonymous No.17876291]

>>17876129
WHAT FOOD SHORTAGE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING NOW

[Anonymous No.17876305]

>>17876224
Wont dry beans keep practically forever too? What's the benefit of buying canned beans when dry beans are cheaper by weight and taste better?

[Anonymous No.17876307]

>>17876129
Dried mushrooms you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.17876314]

>>17876291
Media induced fake shortages for short term price hikes.
If you have pets you've seen this happen multiple times recently.

[Anonymous No.17876316]

>>17876291
In eastern Australia our winter crops have been screwed by multiple floods, in Europe there's a war starting, in USA they're struggling to get the supply chain back on track, and everywhere freight drivers keep needing more sick days than they have in the past or some reason.

[Anonymous No.17876320]

>>17876291
The world runs on oil. Energy crises, even minor ones, always result in food shortages shortly after. Remember to think of Joe Biden showering with his teenage daughter when you buy your 20 dollar package of grade B chicken breasts (4)

[Anonymous No.17876325]

cram mayonnaise up your ass

[Anonymous No.17876329]

>>17876305
They cook more quickly, require less energy, and can be eaten uncooked in a pinch.

[Anonymous No.17876334]

>>17876316
The war in Europe is actually ending, sounds like you're 2 months behind.

[Anonymous No.17876336]

>>17876320
So that's why chicken breasts jumped from $3 to $5 a pound near here.
>>17876316
There shouldn't be any issue in the US. We grow most of our food or import it from Mexico. The supply chain disruptions apply to East Asia. While drivers are hard to get that should just result in more expensive food, not straight shortages.

[Anonymous No.17876340]

>>17876336
Should be stuff from East Asia.

[Anonymous No.17876344]

>>17876305
Where do you even buy dried beans? Don’t see them at any of the stores.

[Anonymous No.17876347]

>>17876305
Both are fine. Canned beans benefit from:
>Preservatives (useful in this scenario)
>Easier consumption due to significantly less prep time required
>More practical in energy-restricted environments (power outages, gas drops, etc)
>More durable and freely stackable for storage compared to most dry bean solutions
Besides what I mentioned, some canned seafood is useful for similar reasons. I'd also recommend bouillon/consomme and black pepper for optional flavoring any of these things if you're not afraid of MSG, maybe a bit of soy sauce as well. Soy sauce and consomme both keep well, even if they don't add much nutritionally. People like to think about the staples, but never stop to consider how they can make them 'work' long-term.

[Anonymous No.17876355]

>>17876334
LOL. There's no way China won't be tempted to snag a piece of Russia in its weakened state, and Germany is likely to follow suit soon after for all its handwringing. This is going to get big.

[Anonymous No.17876361]

>>17876344
They're at the store in the US.

[Anonymous No.17876363]

>>17876344
In Michigan we have a crazy store chain called Meijer that has them in the exotic foods isle. Should be the same at any store

>>17876347
Oh so in schizo doomsday prepper scenarios that go beyond the scope of a specific food being unavailable and more in theme with society has already collapsed to the point where your beans don't matter. Got it

[Anonymous No.17876368]

>>17876334
What's happened? When I saw maps it didn't look like Russia had made it very far in.

[Anonymous No.17876373]

>>17876361
>>17876363
I stupidly left off bulk, I see the tiny expensive bags in grocery stores but nobody has just bins of beans. A thousand varieties of granola chocolate covered nut, but no beans.

[Anonymous No.17876456]

>>17876368
>What's happened?
Lotta fighting still to go, but looks a lot like Russia ain't gonna win it. Decades of making their own army non-threatening to the Kremlin has made it also mostly non-threatening to everyone else.
>>17876373
>bulk
Round here we can get bulk dried beans from asian stores and regular supermarkets. They also sell rice in 25kg sacks. There must be some people who buy serious amounts of that stuff on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.17876463]

>>17876456
Never seen that in supermarkets in the US

[Anonymous No.17876469]

>>17876129
you understand that post-partum human females naturally produce their own baby formula, right?

[Anonymous No.17876471]

>>17876469
Guessing his family is full of drug addicts.

[Anonymous No.17876486]

>>17876129
Anything that has a long shelf life. But more importantly something you'll actually want to eat.
Food is just going to be more expensive if you live in a first world country. So you're not going to have to worry about starving.
If you live in a poorfag country, then you, you should buy up every non-perishable you can get your hands on.

[Anonymous No.17876499]

>>17876355
This is real life. Not a game of Risk.

[Anonymous No.17876514]

>>17876463
I know I've seen it somewhere. Just not everywhere.

[Anonymous No.17876516]

>>17876469
Why do they forgo that ability? I have a feeling many of the don't do it for health reasons.

[Anonymous No.17876528]

>>17876499
Tell that to the national leaders in question. Protip: they won't listen. We thought we solved ego informed international politics after WWII with international trade agreements, but Putin has kicked the first domino over and there are a lot of dominoes in front of it.

[Anonymous No.17876533]

>>17876528
>We
Whatever, Fink.

[Anonymous No.17876542]

>>17876129
build gardens

[Anonymous No.17876543]

>>17876533
I don't know what you mean by fink. I'm admitting that the accepted logic of my body of information has gone to shit. The value of my degree has been shredded.

[Anonymous No.17876747]

>>17876363
Yeah. Good thing energy security is as certain as you thought food security was ten months ago. That guy is crazy. Probably hasn't even had sex, which confirms his mental infirmity.

[Anonymous No.17876763]

>>17876747
>Do I just buy a ton of rice?
>Good thing energy security is as certain as you thought food security was ten months ago. That guy is crazy.
>implying cooking dried beans takes leaps more energy than cooking dried rice
>Implying some canned beans and bottled water would actually keep you safe and fed in an apocalypse scenario

[Anonymous No.17876769]

>>17876763
Yeah, true. These guys are incels who should take their meds.

[Anonymous No.17876782]

>>17876747
>Good thing energy security is as certain as you thought food security was ten months ago.
As an American with a wood house, I will become homeless before I lose the ability to cook food.

[Anonymous No.17876821]

>>17876210
sneed oils

[Anonymous No.17876829]

>>17876203
This lightwieght doesn't know about colostrum.

[Anonymous No.17876844]

>>17876291
Because Americans are fat and can't stop eating, there is a world-wide food shortage.
Does that explain it to you, you fat frog-poster?

[Anonymous No.17876867]

>>17876334
Have you ever been outside in the last 3 months?
Jesus, get a clue.
The war in the Ukraine is NOT over, you fucking trogoldyte.

[Anonymous No.17876894]

>>17876129
raise chickens and grow rice, we might all have to make our own food some day

[Anonymous No.17876906]

>>17876867
I have been outside yeah. I'm not living in Ukraine so how does it matter? I'm not saying it's over but it's getting there.

[Anonymous No.17876970]

>>17876129
grow your own food. Oh wait, you can't.

[Anonymous No.17876982]

>>17876129
Powder and shot.

[Anonymous No.17877017]

>>17876129
50 pound sack of oat groats
50 pound sack of lentils
50 pound sack of coffee beans
50 pound sack of water

[Anonymous No.17877030]

>>17877017
>50 pound sack of water

[Anonymous No.17877033]

>>17876156
Just buy dried beans, they are cheaper.

[Anonymous No.17877035]

>>17877017
>forgetting the 50 pound sack of oxygen
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17877046]

>>17877035
>paying for oxygen when you can put a plastic bag over your head anytime

[Anonymous No.17877134]

>>17876129
Sugar never goes bad.

[Anonymous No.17877141]

>>17876129
This is what Mormons advise

[Anonymous No.17877166]

>>17876363
Sorry to have to do this, but:
>isle

[Anonymous No.17877202]

You can get yourself an emergency starvation kit for like $50.
>50# flour - $25
>20# potato$ - $10
>20# onions $5
>5# butter -$10
You can supplement this with whatever you like that contains nutrition and has a shelf life, but these emergency rations will keep you going for a good while and will last for like a month without refrigeration. In America, you won't need any longer before whatever disaster is over or at least before people are able to relieve you

[Anonymous No.17877210]

All this food, and when people lose power most people won't be able to cook it.

[Anonymous No.17877324]

>>17876129
My co-worker saw me in the store back in February 2020 filling my cart. Gave me some shit about me overreacting. Literally dropped 'It's just a flu' on me.

It didn't matter what the Hell it was. It was going to lead to supply issues.

I had all these cozy-ass supplies on hand including plenty of toilet paper and tinned treats of various things. Then I was sent to work from home laughing my ass off as retards stabbed each other for Charmin and Spam.