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My goodness me.

>> No.17875550

imma try that later

>> No.17875554

>>17875550
as soon as I get over my jangover

>> No.17875569

>>17875554
>>17875550
All you taste is cream and butter

>> No.17875570

>>17875509
>unfinished_scrambled_eggs.webm
>anything_french_after_the_merovingians.webm

>> No.17875652

The heat of the toast cooks the egg

>> No.17875669 [DELETED] 
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Why does he no longer bake the cake?

>> No.17875704

why does he make eggs look like vomit
just cook eggs normally fuck

>> No.17875722 [DELETED] 

>>17875669
The most hilarious part about American law is that he can refuse to make gay wedding cakes but he could not legally fire a gay employee

>> No.17875770

Actual question for Brits: do you really eat those tomatoes or are they just garnish

>> No.17875779

>>17875509
I prefer my eggs a bit thicker tbqh
>>17875770
Tasty

>> No.17875783

What can I use instead of crème freche? It’s not sold here

>> No.17875785

>>17875783
Sour cream

>> No.17875793

>>17875509
>everyone stand here and nod your head and pretend to be amazed at this disgusting egg vomit that gordon has been shilling on youtube for years

>> No.17875803

>>17875509
Marco did it better. Ramsay's scrambled eggs are literal babyfood whereas Marco's after perfection in egg form. Literal eggcelence.

>> No.17875812

I just laugh at how they all look like Gordon just taught them how to create a perpetual motion machine or something when he just made diarrhea eggs

>> No.17875815

>>17875803
Marco made baby food despite promising not to make baby food.

>> No.17875820

Tired of this celebrity worshipping bullshit. Its just scrambled eggs

>> No.17875829
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COR FOOKIN BLOIMEY M8

>> No.17875832

>>17875815
Tastelet,cooklet,and sightlet. Not every creamy french scrambled egg is baby food. Ramsay's was found to be baby food by a jury of his peers. Uneggcuscably baby food.

>> No.17875839

>>17875829
that looks BUSSIN no cap

>> No.17876298

>>17875832
Eggs do not need salmon.

>> No.17876315

>>17875509
Why didn't he crack his eggs on a flat surface? That's his own fucking rule.

>> No.17876321

>>17876298
Duh, but it is an eggcellent combo. Far sexier than Ramsay's chives.

>> No.17876682

>>17876321
Gordon promises rustic and delivers.

>> No.17876711

>>17875509
Severely overwrought.

>> No.17876717

>>17875509
this is upsetting

>> No.17876786

>>17875832
>Not every creamy french scrambled egg is baby food
correct!
it's an unfinished scrambled egg.

>> No.17877254

>>17876786
very american post

>> No.17877268

>>17875509
snotta

>> No.17877273

>>17876682
Ramsay made the egg equivalent of beans on toast. A pathetic attempt and truly baby food mush. No creativity. No thoughtfulness. Nothing but baby food.

Oh yeah and ramsay will never be the youngest 3 star chef unlike Marco who mogged him. It was his choice to cry.

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>>17875509
Gets me every time.

>> No.17878153

It isn't meant to be haute fucking cuisine, it's a beginning exercise for some retard chefs to see if they can understand basic temperature management

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>>17877342

>> No.17878852

>>17878153
And he can't, given that he keeps taking it on and off the stove

>> No.17879052

>>17875509
Everybody who actually works in food service knows that Ramsey isn’t worth a penny off his pumpernickel ass

>> No.17879062

>>17875509
1:36

those pointing , gets me everytime

>> No.17879068

>>17875509
They will keep cooking on the plate

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>>17879080

>> No.17879108

Post your scrambled eggs, so I do not feel so bad about mine.

>> No.17879114 [DELETED] 

>>17875722
>he could not legally fire a gay employee
That actually was federally legal until 2021.

>> No.17879131

>>17878153
>adjustable heat source
>crank all the way up
>too hot
>have to frequently remove pot
>still manage to undercook
Maybe it was because half of his "egg" dish was comprised of cold dairy ingredients.
If it's an exercise in temp control then this should be taken as a lesson in what not to do. I mean, there are plenty of retards that can be convinced to eat anything, but have some damn self-respect as a professional.

>> No.17879467

>>17875829
Incredible.

>> No.17879490

>>17875509
>cuts chives with scissors
fuckin why

>> No.17879513

This is some reddit-tier bullshit

>> No.17880532

>>17879513
What

>> No.17880547

>>17875509
>on the heat
>off the heat
how about just use less heat you fucking moron. this does literally nothing

>> No.17880556

I'm not a fan of scrambled eggs and I tried this the other day and it made me hate them even more.. it like eating baby food... over easy is the only way

>> No.17880560

>>17880556
I tried them and the butter is way too much

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>>17875509

>> No.17880693 [DELETED] 

>>17875722
he can fire gays all he wants, as long as it is not for being gay.

>> No.17880746

>>17880547
You are fucking retarded. The heat is already super low

>> No.17880772

>>17875509
>three eggs
>uses more butter than I use for 3 mashed potatoes
what did he mean by this

>> No.17880793

>>17880547
the heat is already low you absolute fucking idiot
the only way to use less heat is to do what he did

>> No.17880834

>>17879490
Snipping herbs is a thing bruv. Get widdit.

>> No.17880886

>>17880772
Nobody likes your mashed potatoes if you are using such a small amount of butter. Just use white rice or noodles to reduce the butter instead of punishing your guest with bad food

>> No.17880928

>>17880886
My mashed potatoes are epic. they're not supposed to taste like butter

>> No.17881169

>>17875509
yes, the overhyped love child of matt damon and guy fieri
>ooh sour cream
>toasted wonder bread
>he... are those *points*
>yep, they're scissors
>sIH zoRz

>> No.17881194

>>17875509
I tried the 'on the heat off the heat' shit he does and the only thing it made me do was feel like a retard

>> No.17881306

>>17881169
Don't insult Guy Fieri like that, he knows his niche and does it well plus he called out Anthony Bourdain years before anyone else did

>> No.17881340

>>17875722
That's not true. The court said in Bostock v clayton county that you can't fire an employee for their sexual orientation - but there's lots of exceptions to that - namely if you say you are religious they don't care - so it's not actually enforced

and he can't refuse - two courts said he couldn't - and the supreme court did not rule on the merits of the case - only that someone said at a hearing that using religion to hurt people is bad - so the earlier rulings were biased - it was sort of a non-ruling

the laws are a patchwork of non-uniform state laws - less than half of states outright ban discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation - and assuming that's actually enforced is generous

this guy is a bully and the state refuses to shut down his business - it's sad really

>> No.17881459

fuck you faggots this is one of the best ways to cook scrambled eggs, flavor is amazing.

>> No.17881860

>>17875509
that shit looks disgusting lmao

>> No.17881873 [DELETED] 

>>17875509
My goodness me, six million Jews.

>> No.17881909

>>17875509
those are the worse eggs imaginable

>> No.17881924

I'm convinced all these celebrity chefs teach things wrong on purpose just to fuck with their audience because the years of working a service job has made them hate all people

>> No.17881957

>>17881306
>plus he called out Anthony Bore-RANG years before anyone else did

based.

>> No.17882550

>>17881306
>DDD
>niche

>> No.17882558

>>17875509
I hate this shit. Absolutely no one wants to eat a runny egg soup. Gordon Ramsay is an absolute cuck faggot onions incarnated

>> No.17882581

>>17882550
Have you never heard the expression "knows his niche" before?

>> No.17882612

>>17882581
yes and i know we're all obligated to love him because he "know his niche".

But why you think DDD is niche is an entirely different question.

>> No.17882631

>>17882612
I don't? A niche can also mean "area of expertise."

>> No.17882643

>>17882631
>DDD
>"expertise"

>> No.17882657

>>17882558
You cab say soy on the cooking board, tourist

>> No.17883586

>>17875829
dat za slaps, fr fr, no cap.

>> No.17883805

>>17875509
Wtf is this goup, ide rather buy from a streetchiter egg omellet master than eat this wtf

>> No.17883866

The "on the heat off the heat" bullshit is only if you think it's cooking too fast, which is especially true if you're making creme anglaise or Hollandaise, where scrambled eggs are what you're trying to avoid. He does it like it's a mandatory step to making eggs, which the point IS to cook them until they scramble because it's scrambled fucking eggs

>> No.17883880

>>17880928
>mashed potatoes
>not supposed to taste like butter
Holy Kek I bet everyone secretly hates your cooking

>> No.17884020

>>17875509
Pretty sure thats just spread and not actual scrambled eggs. Way too loose and thin to be scrambled

>> No.17884357

>>17875509
I do feel people generally overcook scrambled eggs, but fuck, that shit looks like a sauce

>> No.17885524

In

>> No.17885596

>>17881340
>he's a bully because he does what he wants instead of doing what others want to force him to do

Do you know what that word means?

>> No.17885601

>>17881924
or because they understand how attention feeds the entertainment industry, not necessarily quality

>> No.17885622

>>17875509
gordie cant even cook a grilled cheese so i dont respect him

>> No.17886330

>>17880928
delusional post

>> No.17886385

>>17886330
He's right. Potatoes are delicious, and the French and Americans treat them so badly it's a sin.

>> No.17886393

>>17886385
>the French treat potatoes badly
You're a fucking retard my man, please state your nationality so i can laugh

>> No.17886425

>>17886393
Your butter engorged heart devoid of a love for potato could never stand the strain of laughter.

>> No.17886458

>>17879467
Inedible.

>> No.17886750

>>17886425
A little milk works better than butter

>> No.17886760

>>17886425
Butter goes with potatoes just like the benis goes into baginda. It is natural, perfect and of divine virtue. Kys

>> No.17886836

>>17883866
>he's making it differently than I like
Gordon Ramsey has many problems, but whatever you're whining about isn't one of them

>> No.17886947

>>17886330
Obese amerimutt post

>> No.17887106

>>17875509
My goodness me. Whoa. Jewish NATO warmongering expansionism.

>> No.17887755

>>17887106
What

>> No.17888029

>>17875509
disgusting fat drenched egg soup

>> No.17888233

>>17875770
I eat then with salt and peprika

>> No.17888238
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>>17875783
Creme Frazier is just the douchebag way to say sour cream.

>> No.17888250

>>17880793
Why not just use a hair dryer at that point?

>> No.17888252

>>17879490
Why not? Douchebag.

>> No.17888287

>>17875509
>Simple rustic diarrhea sludge breakfast complete with random unwashed tomatoes on the vine I dunno what the fuck those are there for I was too lazy to cut them up for you

>> No.17888738

>>17888252
>Douchebag
because you want him inside you

>> No.17888745

>>17875509
>I like my scrambled eggs medium rare.

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Oh wow wow wow.

>> No.17888789

>>17875793
That's what always gets me. He could take a shit in a pot of boiling water and call it done and they would all nod away and agree that he just reinvented cooking.

>> No.17888793

>>17879085
They have him making nigger prison food now too?

>> No.17888800

>>17875509
This jackass literally can't cook anymore. I don't know how you actually manage to lose your ability to cook. Just by being fucking stupid and lazy I guess.

>> No.17888812

>>17888800
By focusing on the "celebrity" part of "celebrity chef" too much

>> No.17888829

>>17888781
Isn't buggery still against the law in England?

>> No.17888835

>>17888829
He claims one of his friends was peeing in the sink and another was running around with his pants around his ankles while he was slumped over a urinal

>> No.17888847

>>17888238
sour cream is thinner though
get the mexican crema fresca

>> No.17888851

>>17888835
his nasty faggot ass would say that

>> No.17888867

>>17888738
If he's willing
>>17888847
I bet you like Mexicans creaming your Fernando.

>> No.17888878

>>17888781
just lads being mates

>> No.17890938

>>17875509
why is Ramsey so autistic about fucking scrambled eggs? they're not even that good

>> No.17890943

>>17875829
>this pizza is too sloppy
>holds pizza in the air letting all the toppings slide off
fuck off ramsey go get another hair transplant

>> No.17890946

>>17890938
I think what it is, is Gordon is always going on the fly and doesn't like repeating himself. Doesn't matter if the eggs don;t look so good. There is no Take 2. Except if there is.

>> No.17890949

>>17883866
yeah he's super autistic about his scrambled eggs process but we all know this

>> No.17890991

>>17883866
french style scrambled eggs are usually made in a bain marie. your standard home burner heats the pan up too much to get the same result. given that you can't lower the heat enough, you have to take the pan on and off the heat.

there's obviously many other ways to make scrambled eggs.

>> No.17891099

>>17875509
I don't like them so wet.

>> No.17891118

>>17875509
>Cracking eggs with one hand
I hate this egotistical hack so fucking much guys.

>> No.17891290

>>17888829
>Isn't buggery still against the law
Who cares? It always has been, is, and will be icky. You shouldn't need a law to know that.
>>17888835
>>17888851
He's a successful celebrity chef with a family. So yeah, he would.

>> No.17891294

>>17888829
Buggery is mandatory now

>> No.17891303

>>17891099
So keep the pan on the heat more. Gordon is articulating exactly how to get the resulets he gets, he's not evangelizing The One True Egg Scramble.

I bet if you leave the eggs on the heat longer, the would develop a flavorful browning and get the consistency more to your liking.

>> No.17891419

>>17878352
Damn, Machine Gun Kelly was on Master Chef?