Bake at 300 degree for 40 min ?

[Anonymous No.17874501]

Nah I'll bake at 600 degree for 20 min

[Anonymous No.17874514]

>>17874501
This doesn't usually work unless you put something around the food to diffuse the heat and prevent burning. Like a salt bake. Or you could even use something thick and creamy like mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.17874516]

Pity (You)

[Anonymous No.17874520]

Why not do 3000 degrees for 4 minutes?

[Anonymous No.17874535]

>>17874520
The heat necessary increases as the square of the decreasing time actually due to the heat being applied to the surface of the food but needing to heat the whole volume of the food, so it would be 600 for 20 minutes 2400 for 10 minutes etc.

[Anonymous No.17874545]

>>17874520
This is very anti Semitic.

[Anonymous No.17874547]

>>17874535
Ok, but what if 720000 degrees for one second?

[Anonymous No.17874673]

>>17874535
>>17874547
You guys haven't even considered that your "zero" isn't actually absolute zero, it's just some arbitrary temperature.

What I mean is that 20C isn't twice as hot as 10C, but 20K is roughly twice as hot as 10K, not accounting for zero-point energy or whatever it's called.

[Anonymous No.17875123]

Don't even have to bake it at all if you use infinity degree

[Anonymous No.17875128]

>>17875123
The heat of infinity cooks the universe.

[Anonymous No.17875130]

>>17874673
it's all relative to room temperature since the food will cook zero amount at that temperature no matter how long you leave it out (I've tried)

[Anonymous No.17875135]

>>17875123
actually no at infinite temperature you still need to cook it the smallest possible time that isn't zero. it's kind of like xeno's paradox

[Anonymous No.17875142]

>>17874501
why not 75 degrees for 3 hours?

[Anonymous No.17875188]

>>17875135
Once the temperature gets high enough it actually cooks in negative time

[Anonymous No.17875197]

>>17875188
But food cooked in negative time needs to be eaten in reverse, so you'll have to cram it down your throat.

[Anonymous No.17875199]

>>17875142
Based slow cooker

[Anonymous No.17875223]

>>17875199
It's slow baker you stupid

[Anonymous No.17875361]

>>17874501
>microwave for 10 min
>when you could just wave for 1e-5 min

[Anonymous No.17875427]

>>17875128
Not when the heat is contained in my oven

[Anonymous No.17875447]

>>17875199
take it easy baby

[Anonymous No.17875453]

>>17875427
the heat contained in the oven cooks the food

[Anonymous No.17875458]

>>17875453
Well this one is actually just true

[Anonymous No.17875479]

>>17875361
Heh

[Anonymous No.17875506]

i reverse sear chocolate chip cookies

[Anonymous No.17875517]

>>17875506
Same, but only when I'm doing them sous vide

[Anonymous No.17875524]

>>17875517
for me? it's no bake cookies

[Anonymous No.17875737]

>>17875199
You said it, sister !

[Anonymous No.17875755]

>>17875427
Does your oven have infinite perfect insulation? Infinite heat could not be contained by any mortal vessel.

[Anonymous No.17875807]

>>17874501
Welcome to every sitcom ever.

[Anonymous No.17875810]

>>17874501
What flavor juice is she drinking?

[Anonymous No.17875825]

>>17875130
I've cooked a steak to medium rare by putting it on a plate on my patio in the sun during the peak of the Arizona summer.

[Anonymous No.17875840]

>>17875825
Based sun vider.

[Anonymous No.17876389]

>>17874501
That's one galaxy brained solution you got there, champ.

[Anonymous No.17876415]

>>17875807
Name 20, preferably naming or describing the episode if you can. I've seen a lot of sitcoms made between the 1950s and the 2000s, and have never seen any of them use that joke.

[Anonymous No.17876435]

Bake?
Nah I'll put it on the highest rack in the oven and set it to broil.

[Anonymous No.17876438]

>>17875135
>>17875188
the concept of temperature breaks down before that is useful

[Anonymous No.17876440]

>>17874501
That's not how it works you retard, you can't multiply Fahrenheit temperatures, you have to convert to Rankine first so it's a scalar.

[Anonymous No.17876450]

>>17875130
you clearly don't live anywhere near me

[Anonymous No.17876458]

>>17874501
Your oven probably only goes up to 450-500

[Anonymous No.17876470]

>>17874673
>he doesn't have a kelvin meter sensor
heh ngmi

[Anonymous No.17876668]

>>17876415
I remember specifically Family Matters, and since everything comes from Lucy, it was likely on there.

[Anonymous No.17876678]

>>17874501
bake at 600 degree for 20 min ?
nah ill bake at 1 degree for 60 min

[Anonymous No.17876735]

>>17874673
>can only get up to 27 degrees
>mfw I just switch to K and get 273 degrees absolutely free
>bake or 40 min
it's just that easy

[Anonymous No.17877309]

>>17874501
Stupid Mythraposter

[Anonymous No.17877313]

>>17874501
>if you drive at 60mph for 60 minutes, you'll travel 60 miles
>if you travel at 120mph for 30 minutes, you'll travel 60 miles
>the same logic doesn't work for cooking

this PISSES ME OFF

[Anonymous No.17877315]

>>17876668
I remember a thabksgiving episode of martin that did this

[Anonymous No.17877322]

>>17874501
Bake it at 125 for 86 or 87 mins instead

[Anonymous No.17878390]

>>17875810
juice that makes you go "Bake at 300 degree for 40 min ? Nah I'll bake at 600 degree for 20 min"

[Anonymous No.17878421]

>>17874501
How long would it take at room temperature?

[Anonymous No.17878470]

>>17877313
Because there is a subtle chemical change that happens that cannot be hastened with cranking up the heat,it has to do with energy and vibration
Same as music , speeding up music to double speed usually wont make the music better,it usually just makes for a shittier experience ,just like a burnt outside and raw inside meat or cake

If we wanted to speed up cooking there would have to be a machine that is based around vibrations rather than just heat ,that would aim to create that chemical change that heat does,that would rapidly rearrange the atoms into the desired structure

[Anonymous No.17878494]

>>17876735
scamming the gas companies
highly based and epic

[Anonymous No.17879280]

>>17874673
the way metric works is that every measurement can be translated into another measurement.
its like 1 joule of energy is needed to heat 1mL of water (which takes up 1cm3 of space and weighs 1 gram) up 1 degree.

[Anonymous No.17879329]

>>17878470
Uh, speeding up music makes it sound like the Chipmunks are singing it, so it's patently better.