/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Tonight I will eat pasta, potatoes, rice and a dinner roll just to spite you.

>>17873446
I saw some greasy fuckin guinea the other day eat fuckin pasta with garlic bread. Doesn't he know that's carbs on carbs?

what were you doing at a buffet?

>>17873491
eating?

>>17873501
then youre no better than the rice and spaget pig

>>17873519
It was a good buffet tho, very expensive for the average person.

>>17873529
Johnny high roller over here thinks hes better than us because he spends $20 at the buffet instead of $14

>>17873529
one of those $50 vegas joints?

>>17873539
>>17873542
80 dollars. No plebes allowed.

>>17873574
Then why are you there?

>>17873575
Dinner with your sister. She eats like a pig.

>>17873582
That fat cunt will eat anything why did you waste $80 on her.

>>17873582
Good morning sir

>>17873574
>$80 for a spaghetti buffet
but i guess i would be a little upset if someone was inappropriately mixing foods on one plate instead of doing separate plates with complimentary foods.

>>17873574
>$80 buffet
you're getting scammed and you're proud of it

>>17873596
what would need to be included in an $80 buffet to make it worth it?
for me id need cooked to order prime ribeye and scallops

The fuck you think many forms of pilaf is, especially the Armenian one? Y'know... the stuff that's mass produced, packaged and sold in the US as Rice-a-Roni?
Every day, there are hundreds of millions of people who eat rice with pasta. If you'd like, I could give you my filthy Lebanese grandmother's recipe for the stuff. It's really very nice. Lamb's breast. Lamb's tallow. Butter. Carrots. Parsnips. Onions. Rice. Broken spaghetti. Caraway. Cumin. A good vegetable broth (or lamb stock, if you've got it). It's quite simple to make and just tastes nice.

>>17873446
>wtf is wrong with people
buffets.

>>17873651
motherfuckers better be giving me a blowjob while i eat steak for $80

None

spaghetti calzone is pretty bomb. dip it in some mayonnaise

>>17873501
>>17873446
Ok well if you're judging him for eating spaghetti and rice then what the fuck did you eat?

>>17875024
Sushi. It was a 80 dollars buffet, so it was fresh. Charging extra, you can even have real Wasabi(not that garbage you buy at walmart). Combine that with some fine wine and Paçoca for dessert(a delicacy in brazilian cuisine).

>>17875182
That does sound really nice and all but geez, $80 only to eat some sushi...? Does that also include the wine or was that a separate cost? If included then I'd say it's worth it

>>17873491
Being fat

>>17875859
You think I would drink an 80 dollar wine? The wine was double the price

>>17873446
You know... It isn't spaghetti, but a mix of orzo and rice could be really nice in either a chicken soup or a tomato soup.

>>17875182
>Paçoca
>Delicacy
Oh anon, you so funny

Imagine being so poor you're incapable of appreciating the combination of rice AND chips at the Chinese buffet.

>eating burgers(carbs) with fries(carbs)
I just saw someone doing it in a restaurant. wtf is wrong with people

>>17876153
so on top of the $80 buffet you paid extra for wasabi and wine? how much was your meal Mr high roller, and where's this buffet

>>17873446
>He’s never had a baked potato with coleslaw
>he’s never had a hamburger with fries
>he’s never had a fruit pie
The list goes on.
Retard.

>>17873446
I've eaten a grilled cheese garbage plate with Mac salad and home fries as the sides. Very tasty.

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>>17873582
Funniest banter I've seen in all my years.