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Join us, Anon

>> No.17873422
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ok

>> No.17873430

wow look at all that cold food

>> No.17873433
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Each tray is a separate order for one average-sized person.

>> No.17873463

Unhealthy fatty meaty food. I bet even the white bread has canola oil baked into it and will probably be dipped in butter during the eating of whatever southern cretins eat this shit LOL

>> No.17873465

>>17873430
the sandwiches are probably still warm

>> No.17873642

>>17873420
No chicken or seafood, no go.

>> No.17873660

>>17873420
https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/uubp1i/prochef_texas_barbecue_burgers/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
nah

>> No.17873675

>>17873642
>Seafood
disgusting
I will not eat the bugs
I will not consume the microplastics

>> No.17873836

>>17873420
Ok, thanks!

>> No.17873850

That's a fairly small amount of barbecue for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>> No.17873869

>>17873420
>3 trays
>5 burgers
???
how to divide it up?

>> No.17873878

>>17873869
well actually it's 4 trays and one of the burgers will be swapped with pizza

>> No.17873885

>>17873420
>*eats all the salad
bye

>> No.17873891

>>17873420
why is it all yellow tinged?
are you cheating, anon? are you a fucking faker?

>> No.17873924

>>17873463
Imagine being this upset over a meal

>> No.17874401

>>17873463
I could be wrong, but that looks like potato bread.
kys.

>> No.17874411

>>17873463
>Unhealthy fatty meaty food. I bet even the white bread has canola oil baked into it and will probably be dipped in butter during the eating of whatever southern cretins eat this shit LOL
>dipped in butter
I'd rather have mayonnaise

>> No.17874644

>>17873433
Its actually all for me, I just couldn't find a big enough tray

>> No.17874657

>>17873420
Food that looks good but tastes like shit starter pack

>> No.17874929

>>17873420
someone well versed in american southern foods decypher the sides for me please

also is that turkey brisket?

>> No.17874968

>>17874929

Looks like shitty coleslaw, nasty pasta salad swimming in oil, disgusting slop mac n cheese, a piss poor inauthentic attempt at elote, and some potato salad.

>> No.17875626

>>17873420
do mutts really?

>> No.17875675

>>17874929
>turkey brisket
Brisket is a cut of beef, anon. It's probably smoked turkey breast.

>> No.17875677

>>17875626
you bet your fucking ass we do

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>>17873660
sometimes i feel like you faggots are too aggressive, then I consider the absolute donkey show that is the alternative
god damn.

>> No.17877101

>>17873463
>Unhealthy fatty meaty food.
let's unpack this:
>you're a land animal
>entropy dictates that you require land animals
it's science.

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>>17876234
this looks like coleslaw without mayo too.

>> No.17877164

>>17877111
you mean a salad?

>> No.17877165

>>17873420
>Join us, Anon
I wish I could, but I've transcended the need for food. I haven't had a meal in over two years. I do miss it though,all the time

>> No.17877179

>>17877164
Salad usually means lettuce and a bunch of other vegetables sometimes with additional toppings, coleslaw is mostly just cabbage and dressing.

>> No.17877555

the bread is legitimately too much and useless

>> No.17877561

>>17877179
>Salad usually means lettuce and a bunch of other vegetables sometimes with additional toppings
no, that's an "american salad"
a salad is any arrangement of any amount of vegetables

>> No.17877624

>>17877164
Coleslaw is a salad.

>> No.17877965

>>17877555
Checked, but when I lived in the deepsouf, I would use the bread as a napkin after consuming the bread pudding. The porous slice of bread would absorb the bbq sauce, bourbon glaze, dried up beer, and other greases that conglomerated around my oral lips. I would then make those subtle lip smacking and mouthmovement sounds that autists make because it’s a tic. I would then eat the aforementioned bread because god forbid I waste a calorie

>> No.17878340

>>17877965
based.

>> No.17878362

>>17877561
>a salad is any arrangement of any amount of vegetables
Nope, you need at least more than one vegetable and at least one of them has to be raw.

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>>17878362
Do sautéed shiitakes and raw marinara count?

Here is a salad I made, but it doesn’t have the raw madinad. I used some of Terry Schiavo’s period blood before they deep-fried her. Does that count?

>> No.17878677

>this doughy bread
It looks like brioche why the fuck would you eat that in a meal why can't american eat real bread like baguette

>> No.17878730

>>17873430
This is the fucking worst, I have to go to a monthly meeting with the staff on my ward, and they're mostly nurses and therefore mainly women. Every fucking time we have to sit and wait while they all get fucking identical pictures of all of our food for some stupid fucking reason

After it took literally 10 minutes one time, I now set a timer for 3 minutes on my phone and start eating once it goes off. Got me some dirty looks from a couple of them but for fucks sake I'm not paying £20 for a cold bloody steak.

>> No.17878775

>>17873430
If done right it won't be.