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There is only one food I don't like, and that is ketchup. The flavor, smell, and appearance make me want to vomit. The single most disgusting thing I can think of in the entire world is when a ketchup bottle is mostly empty, it's got that disgusting filthy crust around the top, and on the inside you can see the texture and viscosity of the old disgusting ketchup inside. My hatred of pic related borders on a phobia.
And then the guy next to you needs to get some out, so he's shaking the bottle and hurling microscopic ketchup crust particles at me. Then turns it upside down and squeezes it, and it makes that PPPFPFPFTT - disgusting diarrhea fart blast - blasting little sickening ketchup droplet mist all over the table and my food. And with more squeezes, the diarrhea ketchup braps turn to horrific death wheezes. It sounds like an old man desperately drowning in his own pneumonia lungs full of wet bloody cancer and wheezing out rotten blood droplets with each of his final breaths. The rotten vinegar blood spray subsequently spattering all over the table and my food, and going onto my face.

>> No.17870406

>>17870387
Thanks for reminding me that I need to buy more ketchup

>> No.17870410

>>17870387
haha lol, i saw this posted in another thread and it got so many (you)s! im going to repost it as it's own thread because i enjoy attention

>> No.17870423

>>17870387
Sauce?

>> No.17870435
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17870435

>>17870410
That was my post, I'm allowed to post it again

>> No.17870439

Let's quiz:
if you don't like certain foods.. Will you
A) Neep rambling about it
B) Move on
Z) Something else

>> No.17870503

>>17870435
even worse

>> No.17871105

>>17870387
Don't worry OP, I stand with you.

>> No.17871118
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>>17870387
Do you feel better now OP? there's nothing like going on to a back water image board and telling a bunch of faggot losers how much of a pretentious git you are. Thank you for baring your soul to us Caspar Milquetoast.

I can now sleep well tonight knowing that somewhere in the world some Fopdoodle is unable to handle pureed tomatoes and spices..

>> No.17871194

>>17870387
Truly the worst condiment. It should be consumed by no one for any purpose.