/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17868181]

>uneven heat distribution
>glitchy mechanisms
>nonlinear toasting timers
>doesn't accept more than 2 slices of bread

I am sick and tired of shitty toasters. What are some buy-it-for-life toasters?

>pic: a terribad toaster

[Anonymous No.17868183]

>>17868181
Oven

[Anonymous No.17868204]

>>17868181

[Anonymous No.17868233]

>>17868181
the broiler
does eight slices at a time, can't beat it

[Anonymous No.17868240]

>>17868233
>8 slices

Do Americans really eat 8 slices? No wonder they are all so fat.

[Anonymous No.17868243]

>>17868240
dunno mate, never been there

[Anonymous No.17868294]

>>17868240
No, we freeze the extra toast and then defrost it in the microwave when needed

[Anonymous No.17868296]

>>17868240
i eat mine with mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.17868304]

>>17868181
What is that black spot in the bread? Did a cockroach get baked into it?

[Anonymous No.17868310]

>>17868181
>dad buys fancy toaster
>four slots, two different settings
>angled slots for easy use
>it shoots the toast onto the fucking floor
>mfw

[Anonymous No.17868461]

>>17868204
>rivets
No.

[Anonymous No.17868479]

>>17868310
Just because you think it's fancy doesn't mean it's actually fancy. Brands pretend to be more than they are. Also you're supposed to catch the toast on a plate using only your dick, fucking noob.

[Anonymous No.17868491]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iok4Ro2fhPQ
I've got this and it's great. I use it to toast bread, I make pizza bagels in it, I've baked cookies in it, toasted sandwiches in it. I can probably broil fish in it, but I don't want to stink it up.

[Anonymous No.17868495]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y

Here is a faggot autistic fatass rant about toasters. Good video.

[Anonymous No.17868551]

>>17868461
>he doesn't know how to tighten a rivet with a hammer

[Anonymous No.17868739]

>>17868479
>Just because you think it's fancy doesn't mean it's actually fancy.
The device presents itself as fancy. That's just a note on its aesthetics. It's actually a shit form over function design.
>catch the toast on a plate using only your dick, fucking noob.
I used my erect cock to nudge a bowl infront of the toaster. I put a towel in it so it doesn't get damaged

[Anonymous No.17868755]

>>17868491
I just pour water in the bottom of my toaster oven

[Anonymous No.17868763]

>>17868755
it's unconventional but try a little bit of mayonnaise in there too you'll be surprised how well it works

[Anonymous No.17868899]

>>17868181
Slightly related topic
One way to up your toast game is to preheat the toaster
Most of them have spotty performance on a cold start
Get in the habit of turning the toaster on before you get your bread out so it can heat up internally

[Anonymous No.17868910]

>>17868181
Sunbeam WW2 era. Accept no substitutes.

[Anonymous No.17868944]

>>17868491
Go to the thrift store and get a toaster oven for $15. Look for one that reaches 500f and it can do personal pizza.

[Anonymous No.17868962]

Dualit Toaster. Pricey but restaurant quality.

[Anonymous No.17869113]

>>17868899
good tip

[Anonymous No.17870195]

>>17868962
Based and this, I have the 4-slot version. Bought it used and it's still chugging perfectly. Also dig that it has the little handle, it's autism but toast gets colder faster if it pops up automatically and it makes enough of a difference to me. Plus the crumb tray is nice.
I've never actually used all four slots at once but it still feels good to have a massive fuck-off toaster if the need ever did arise.

[Anonymous No.17870196]

>>17868204
this is what i use, but its a pain to have to flip your toast

[Anonymous No.17870203]

>>17868240
Euros don't have families. All they know is eat, drink, suck dick, ignore Jesus, sleep, repeat

[Anonymous No.17870218]

>>17868204
thread

[Anonymous No.17870461]

>>17870218
penis

[Anonymous No.17870685]

[Anonymous No.17870982]

>read thread
>look up products mentioned on Amazon
>4.5 stars in total for many toasters
>still get completely trashed by "most helpful" comments
I guess I'll have to do without

[Anonymous No.17870992]

>>17868181
mitsubishi

[Anonymous No.17871008]

HamiltonBeach Toaster Oven

[Anonymous No.17871016]

>>17868181
i have 2

[Anonymous No.17871405]

>>17868240
>go on the food board
>see post mentioning food
>WOW!!! AMERICAN

[Anonymous No.17871486]

>>17868181
enter.

[Anonymous No.17871700]

>>17870685
I have the larger one. Works well but still slower than a normal toaster. I got fed up and eventually got a four slot Krupps toaster.

[Anonymous No.17871710]

>>17871405
>t. fatso

[Anonymous No.17872325]

>>17868181
Mitsubishi TO-ST1-T

[Anonymous No.17872422]

>>17870685
This.

[Anonymous No.17872423]

>>17872325
>imagine not having a 500$ toaster
what are you, poor?

[Anonymous No.17872438]

>>17868181
No consumer machine that is running like the max legal power thru it to make toast is buy for life.

[Anonymous No.17872440]

>>17870982
non video Amazon reviews are worthless. They literally pay for them or offer rebates if you give a great review.

[Anonymous No.17872451]

>>17868181
You should not be eating bread in the first place anon, carbs are super bad for you and you're going to get the betus. Then you will have to inject insulin into the head of your dick three times a day.

[Anonymous No.17872474]

>>17871016
Based Technology Connections enjoyer

[Anonymous No.17872517]

>>17872451
This thread is for actual bread, not the pre-sliced foam you find on shelves in Burgerland. Also learn the main maxim of toxicology

[Anonymous No.17872531]

>>17868181
Those newfangled safety toasters suck ass and are gay. You're paying for nanny features that add complexity and failure points just to prevent retards from sucking their fingers into the hot elements. The original design is way better.

[Anonymous No.17872540]

>>17872531
That's the one you drop in the tub when you really mean it.

[Anonymous No.17872561]

>>17872531
do you gotta flip your bread manually on that shit. does it even have a timer

[Anonymous No.17872667]

I just stole one of those conveyor ones from a hotel once. Took it to my room and at the end of my vacation I just chucked it in the car and took it home. Works great for families.

[Anonymous No.17872677]

>>17868181
Oh boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y

[Anonymous No.17873460]

>>17868495
>>17872677
You got dubs tho

[Anonymous No.17873487]

>>17868181
I literally just bought a new toaster today because my last one was uneven and shitty.

Anyway thanks for reading my blog post.

[Anonymous No.17873494]

>>17870203
>Get the whole family gathered around the table for our big family meal
>Let Laticia say grace as its her time
>Momma puts the fancy feast out in the center of the table
>It's toast

[Anonymous No.17873515]

>>17868204
>steel
no.

[Anonymous No.17873520]

>>17872531
you have to unscrew your lightbulb to plug that thing in

[Anonymous No.17873523]

>>17873520

[Anonymous No.17873525]

>>17873523
>not just stripping the end off and shoving the wires in the outlet
You kids are fuckin pussys

[Anonymous No.17873556]

>>17868310

[Anonymous No.17873568]

>>17868495
came here to post this

[Anonymous No.17873639]

>>17868551
Food gets stuck around the rivets dumbass

[Anonymous No.17873656]

>>17872531
I would pay good money for this. Where can I snag one?

[Anonymous No.17873845]

>>17868204
Was gonna day this or cast iron. It toasts the outside and the steam travels through it heating the inside without drying it out. You can use a lid if needed, and I usually spread a thin layer of bacon grease on the bread.

[Anonymous No.17873858]

>>17872561
You *get* to flip your toast manually. How often do people complain that automatic toasters never toast to the perfect golden color, it's either too blonde or too dark. That's because the time it takes to get the desired doneness depends on all kinds of factors like the temperature and humidity of the air, the hydration of the bread, the density and type of bread. You can never just set a timer and get perfect toast the same way you can if you're actually engaging with your food and toasting it manually and looking at it with your eyes. Automatic safety toasters give you "convenience" at the cost of quality, connection, and soul. (And yet how much time do they even save, when most people spend forever fiddling with the stupid dial anyway?)

You wouldn't accept an "automatic" skillet that cooks a steak on both sides simultaneously in an enclosed area according to a preset time and temperature. You know that would be shit. Why then do you accept the same for your toaster?

>>17873656
eBay has a ton of shit like this

[Anonymous No.17873929]

>>17872540
Safety switch at the mains will still save you.

[Anonymous No.17873951]

i got this neat looking organic wheat bread with a lot of seeds in it. it was so hearty that I decided i'd throw some butter in the cast iron, and then i toasted the bread in it and salted it. it was incredible. i don't think i'll ever use a toaster again.

[Anonymous No.17874058]

>>17872325
>500$
>to toast 1 slice at a time
Bread is built different in Japan so this kinda makes sense.

[Anonymous No.17874776]

>>17873951
>local retard invents fried bread

[Anonymous No.17874840]

>>17872531
might as well start a fire pit at this point

[Anonymous No.17874957]

>>17868183
fah pah bah paaaaaaaah
BASED

[Anonymous No.17874969]

>>17872531
wow the 1920's had weird internet routers