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17866697 No.17866697 [Reply] [Original]

There's some weirdo who has been here all day posting about mayonnaise in people's threads.

Do not listen to the mayonnaise guy.

Miracle Whip isn't even mayo.

>> No.17866767

it is mayo.
mayo with added sugar

>> No.17866773

>>17866767
it's salad dressing

>> No.17866782

I'm not a weirdo and I haven't been here all day. And I'd never recommend miracle fucking whip. You got me all wrong

>> No.17866785

>>17866767
>muh sugar
Fuck off, tastelet.

>> No.17866791

>>17866782
you aren't the real mayoposter I am

>> No.17866793

>>17866791
>real mayo poster
>posting fake mayonnaise
likely story

>> No.17866806

>>17866697
Was it you?

>> No.17866818

>>17866793
is that you?
is this me?

>> No.17866830

>>17866697
If you like miracle whip, you are black. There, I said it.

>> No.17866831

>>17866767
It's the one of a kind taste of creamy mayo and tangy dressing

>> No.17866839

How would you alter regular mayonnaise you made yourself to become miracle whip. It's just thinner and more sour or what?

Also - does anyone here make ranch dressing from homemade mayo - what do you add to make it "ranch"?

>> No.17866842

>>17866831
a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of miracle whip

>> No.17866889

>>17866767
>>17866831

Miracle whip contains eggs, oil and vinegar but since it contains much less oil it is not Mayonnaise and cannot be claimed as such

>> No.17866895

>>17866889
It's a Gold Standard recipe

>> No.17866899

>>17866889
so ok i use some weird thickeners - what can I use at home that will come close - cornstarch? gelatin?

just more water in it?

>> No.17866905

>>17866791
No, I'm Spartacus

>> No.17866932

>>17866899
no it needs more fat

you don't make a coke zero into a coke classic by adding more splenda

>> No.17866941

>>17866932
what % oil is it?

I feel like my mayo is probably 80% or something like that just guessing

i use egg yolks and oil and lemon juice and maple syrup or honey and mustard powder and salt

i assume miracle whip is somewhat less oil, more water, and thickeners, but with more "flavor" compounds like acids and additives to punch up the flavor

>> No.17866944

>>17866782
It was you. I for one welcome to mayoposting. Just dont be a milhouse about it.

>> No.17867034

>>17866944
I've been here like 8 hours maximum

>> No.17867042

It’s my girlfriend. Ignore her. She has aids

>> No.17867053
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17867053

>she

>35%

>> No.17868624

>>17866697
Take your meds. There's no Miracle Whip conspiracy, it's just grass roots enthusiasm about America's favorite sandwich spread.