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17861924 No.17861924[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>my brothers wife yelled at me for boiling lobsters alive the other day
It literally makes them taste better. Am I suppose to sacrifice the experience on my tastebuds to kill them humanely?
Fucking women

>> No.17861927

why are you such a subhuman?

>> No.17861930

Your brothers wife sounds like a retard and deserves a dick beating

>> No.17861935

>>17861924
>eating goyslop bugs
You deserve whatever your thread is about plus a good beating.

>> No.17861936

>>17861927
explain
The food taste better
They are not humans, they are lobsters
humans > pets > wild dogs > animals > fucking lobsters

>> No.17861941

>>17861924
>my brothers wife

Just say your sister-in-law, you fucking queer

>> No.17861945

>>17861936
zero respect for other living beings and this planet you live on

>> No.17861956

>>17861945
you have zero respect for your fellow man if you think he should sacrifice his own pleasure for lifeforms less than human
>>17861941
sister in law is vague, I was being specific

>> No.17861962
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>>17861924
Why do you care about the opinion of a woman?

>> No.17861964

>>17861941
also I don't really like her, so acknowledging the dumb cunt as my sister instead of my brothers property is just easier desu

>> No.17861965
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>>17861924

>> No.17861971

>>17861962
My brother was agreeing with her, and my mother is a simp for her and my dad is a spineless cuck who didnt get involved. It was annoying as fuck

I got my lobster the way its suppose to be done and they insisted on being violent savages and stabbing their lobsters in the head first.

The entire day she was being a cunt about it

>> No.17861973

>>17861965
I don't know why this doesn't seem like a realistic scenario to you.

>> No.17861974
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>> No.17861976

>>17861941
This post made me laugh a lot for some reason

>> No.17861977

>>17861965
>4chan anons don't have family get togethers and 4chan anons don't know how to cook lobster

>> No.17861978

>>17861924
she's a retard, lobsters (like most animals of that size) cannot perceive pain like a person or higher order animal

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>>17861971
Easy.
Next time, boil alive twice the amount of lobsters you did this time.

>> No.17861993

>>17861927
>>17861945
lobsters do not have a brain, therefore they literally do not feel pain you dumb, uneducated fucking hippies

>> No.17862004

>>17861924
You need to talk to your brother about this. Why can't he control his female?

>> No.17862008

>>17861924
They die within like three seconds of being in boiling water. Just tell them Alton Brown recommends boiling them alive since most people interested in cooking know who he is and he’s based.

>> No.17862066

>>17861924
t. chink

>> No.17862161

>kill them humanely
This is generally what white people are supposed to do, and you shouldn't abandon that because of a meme that some psychotic frenchmen perpetuated.

>> No.17862171

>>17862161
see
>>17861978
>>17862008
>>17861993

If you are going to preach about being white, at least educate yourself

>> No.17862223

>>17861924
>>my brothers wife yelled at me for boiling lobsters alive the other day
>It literally makes them taste better.
yes. a woman yelling about it makes it taste so much more delicious
like the flavor of raw meat while you're surrounded by vegans looking on in horror and disgust

>> No.17862242

>>17862171
I'm not preaching anything, nor am I going to argue with you about what is and isn't pain and what can and can't feel it.
Your source is yourself and if I were to "educate myself" I could find studies that contradict your claims in minutes. One search, for example, and I already found lots of articles that say that death times range from 30s to 2 minutes, sometimes more. Some say lobsters do feel pain, and some don't.

You are finding an excuse. You know you are doing the wrong thing, but you are trying to justify it. "It can't feel anything" is never an excuse to do things like that to animals or people. Would you let your child pluck the legs off of a tarantula for fun because it can't feel pain? No, it's because it's psycho behaviour.

It is good to do everything humanely even when it isn't necessary. Even when it's only for show. It preserves your humanity. If I have to explain that, you are far too lost.

I can also guarantee you that you are not so good of a cook that you can achieve a meaningful difference in taste between a killed lobster and a live boiled lobster.

No I am not vegan.

>> No.17862294

>>17861935
>goyslop
Based discord tranny

>> No.17862366

>>17861924
just stick a knife in its head half a second before it goes in. no loss to tastebuds, no loss to karma, doesn't offend anyone.

>> No.17862370

>>17862366
as soon as it dies the proteins start to break down
You want its circulatory system to shut down at the last possible moment, ideally while the meat is starting to heat up and get ready for cooking

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>>17861993
>lobsters do not have a brain

>> No.17862380

>>17861956
I have zero respect for my fellow man if you consider yourself my fellow man. You are subhuman.

Humans > Pets > Animals > You

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>>17861935
>goyslop
back to discord with you, tranny

>> No.17862401

>>17861924
so is OP a troll or some angry third worker mad that others are rightfully calling their eating practices subhuman? >>17862013
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