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>Ask for a salad in America
>Get rabbit food

>> No.17860608
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17860608

>>17860572
>order salad in Germany
>get mayo

>> No.17860612

>>17860572
>Asks for rabbit food and complains
Should've ordered a burger

>> No.17860618

>Ask for a salad in America
What a limp-wristed faggot you must be

>> No.17860623

>>17860572
stop being a fatty

>> No.17860630

>>17860618
Not everyone wants to be a fatfuck

>> No.17860639
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>ask for a salad

>> No.17860652

Who's stupid enough to order a salad from a restaurant as a main dish? The upcharge on some leaves covered in dressing is insane.

>> No.17860664

>>17860572
>asking for salad at a restaurant

>> No.17860718

>>17860623
>>17860630
You are not helping your body lose fat by eating literal garbage without nutrients

>> No.17860736

>>17860639
amerifats think this is healthy because it has the word salad

>> No.17860743

>>17860572
>be so obsessed with America
>asshole literally starts bleeding if you don’t start a thread about America
>shove tampon in ass and start thread about America
It must be a rough being a yuropoor.

>> No.17860753

>>17860572
Unironically what did you mean by this? Most salads in america are either Cobb salads that toss on a shitload of bacon and ham or a Caesar that adds a shit ton of extra cheese and creamy dressings on top.

Of the few friends I have, the ones that are vegan constantly complain that they can't even order salads at most food places and have to cobble together a vegan meal from several side salads or a side salad and some other item combined

>> No.17860771

>>17860718
Hello ketoschizo

>> No.17860776

why are euros so obsessed with america?

>> No.17860777

>>17860771
I don't even know what keto is. We don't use faggot american terms in my country.

>> No.17860918

>>17860572
> Ask a magician for a hat
> Get a rabbit

>> No.17860930

>>17860918
you gotta outsmart him by asking for a hat

>> No.17860954

>>17860777
>we don’t use faggot terms
So you’re natural faggots. Congrats.

>> No.17861856

>>17860572
wtf i hate rabbits now

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>>17860572
That's not an American salad. It's not swimming in ranch dressing.

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>tfw it's another 'Do American's really?' thread.

>> No.17862129

ask for mayonnaise

>> No.17862134

>>17860572
>ask for a salad in america
>get shot

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17862233

>>17860572
>ask for salad in Russia
>wtf

>> No.17862456

>>17860572
Rabbits don't eat tomatoes