/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17859263]

>big slabs of mozzarella
>two leaves of spinach or whatever
In what retarded fucking timeline do they call this a 'salad'?

[Anonymous No.17859282]

>>17859263
Caprese salad usually has tomatoes as well, but overall it's mostly cheese for people who pretend to eat salad like my 300 pound ex.

[Anonymous No.17859283]

>>17859263
Is that a ball of shit? I can get a weeks worth of groceries for that post inflation.

[Anonymous No.17859290]

>would you try this
sure
>would you pay any amount of money other than the cost of the raw ingredients for this
nope!

[Anonymous No.17859292]

>$77
That's insane.

[Anonymous No.17859317]

>>17859290
This

[Anonymous No.17859326]

>>17859282
>Caprese salad usually has tomatoes
In the same sense that mac&cheese "usually" has macaroni I guess

[Anonymous No.17859328]

>>17859326
My mac and cheese is made with Penne because fuck you.

[Anonymous No.17859331]

>>17859263
absolute ketochad

[Anonymous No.17859334]

>>17859283
>>17859290
>>17859292
>>17859317

Cari is dabbing on you guys

[Anonymous No.17859337]

>>17859334
fuck a bitch named cari
im gonna throw filet in my next pot roast

[Anonymous No.17859342]

>>17859292
Buddy I've paid well over a hundred bucks for a single steak, no salad whatsoever.
Stop eating slob and start to eat actual high quality meat

[Anonymous No.17859344]

>>17859263
>with no tomatoes and steak
This is badly written. They should have written "with steak and no tomatoes".
Also I hate how the english put plurals at things that are not there.
"with steak and no tomato".

[Anonymous No.17859352]

>>17859344
>They should have written "with steak and no tomatoes".
wrong, because caprese salad usually contains tomatoes
>I hate how the english put plurals at things that are not there.
cope

[Anonymous No.17859358]

I'd pay triple the cost of raw ingredients, that covers food, labour and power, anything more is overpriced bullshit

[Anonymous No.17859364]

>>17859344
'Caprese salad with steak and no tomatoes' would imply the steak is a part of the salad

[Anonymous No.17859374]

>>17859342
I had a 52 dollar sirloin that wasn't very good

[Anonymous No.17859381]

I prefer steaks from my sous vide over anything I've ever had at a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17859382]

Clickbait gotcha again stupid fuckers
Funny how a girl working for a girl magazine pulled another one over a buncha incels AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17859385]

>>17859334
Oh that's meat? Looks burnt to a fucking char.

[Anonymous No.17859415]

>>17859263
people complain millenials have no idea what value is, but for a hockey puck of beef, two chunks of cheese and a cumshot from the pesto jar
price? $15
but it can be yours for only $76.99!

[Anonymous No.17859421]

>>17859382
But we're not actually reading the article. They're not getting clicks from us

[Anonymous No.17859422]

>>17859263
That looks real bad.

[Anonymous No.17859430]

>>17859263
>Caprese salad with no tomatoes
What is the point of it then? It's not even a salad anymore
>Combined with a steak
Bad matchup. Shit taste

[Anonymous No.17859477]

>>17859263
lol
For $77 I could definitely get a real steak.
Motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.17859507]

>>17859342
Yeah but is that your “go-to” lunch?

[Anonymous No.17859509]

>>17859334
>guys it's prime filet
Changes, nothing.

[Anonymous No.17859517]

>>17859342
Sooo you have no concept of the value of money

[Anonymous No.17859518]

>>17859263
The real question is why are you crying about it?
>omg someone who isn’t me spent money that isn't mine on something I wouldn’t buy!!
this frightens and upsets the autistic zoomzoom.

[Anonymous No.17859524]

>>17859364
No, because if caprese salad included a steak by default you wouldn't have to say "with steak".
It would be like saying "boeuf bourguignon with wine sauce". It's already there, you don't have to mention it.

[Anonymous No.17859530]

that lady earns 4 million every year and has a net worth of 50 million
like she gives a shit about spending 80 bucks for some meat and green barf when the stuff she wears on her body is worth 6 digits alone

[Anonymous No.17859532]

>>17859430
>no tomatoes = no salad
Retard

[Anonymous No.17859536]

>>17859530
hope someone stoves her head in with a pipe

[Anonymous No.17859539]

>>17859334
>It's a high quality food
>I can tell by the small portion
The price-quality assumption is truly the biggest retard tax, I love it.

[Anonymous No.17859548]

>>17859530
I have a visceral disgust for people in this class of wealth

[Anonymous No.17859555]

>>17859532
>Just cheese and basil
Not a salad

[Anonymous No.17859556]

>>17859530
when someone's that rich i think they secretly feel better paying 15x value for meals like they're giving back to the community or the food artists
do rich people primarily fund art?

[Anonymous No.17859560]

>>17859555
yeah this is just garnished cheese

[Anonymous No.17859563]

>>17859548
at what point does that disgust start? making more than 1 mil a year?

[Anonymous No.17859576]

>>17859556
Most people don't see it as a particularly good investment because outside of classical pieces it isn't.

[Anonymous No.17859584]

>>17859563
probably if you can invest 10 million because dividends per year are 1-4% and that's basically a 6 figure salary

[Anonymous No.17859722]

>>17859524
It still implies that the steak is part of the Caprese salad you retard

[Anonymous No.17859726]

>>17859584
>1-4% dividends
>He doesn't invest in oil for that sweet 8% dividend

[Anonymous No.17859998]

>>17859263
of course some hoighty toighty uppity cunt would pay 80 bucks for a 4oz filet and think they're onto something

the average midwest truck stop has better cuts than that

new york faggots never cease to disgust me

[Anonymous No.17860009]

>>17859263
yeah but not for $77

[Anonymous No.17860013]

>>17860009


These are the kind of retards that go to Hell's Kitchen and pay $130 for a wagyu burger and frites and act like they're connoisseurs

[Anonymous No.17860018]

>>17859263
>In what retarded fucking timeline do they call this a 'salad'?
>egg salad
>potato salad
>macaroni salad

[Anonymous No.17860051]

>>17860018
I guess this is a cheese salad then?

[Anonymous No.17860070]

>>17859342
I paid $150 for a pound of dry aged ribeye and the $14 per pound steaks from whole foods tasted better.

[Anonymous No.17860090]

I like this whole culture around paying out of the ass for rotting animal carcass

[Anonymous No.17860105]

>>17859722
>>17859524
>Steak and a caprese salad with no tomato
Your both fuck and retard

[Anonymous No.17860121]

>>17860090
A fool and his money are soon parted.

[Anonymous No.17860132]

>>17859342
I've got grade 5 waguy from a Michelin restaurant and even that was ridiculously overpriced compared to the quality.

[Anonymous No.17860198]

That's not mozzarella. Utterly laughable.
Prime filet costs 60-70$ a kilo. Not per half serving.
I guess if you spend too much time in an environment where you trick others, you get tricked eventually yourself.

[Anonymous No.17860264]

>>17859334
>this is a prime filet
>i can tell by the fibers of the meat and the small portion
are we getting meme'd?

[Anonymous No.17860268]

>>17860198
>60-70$ a kilo.
From a butcher, not a restaurant

[Anonymous No.17860278]

Honestly would take a choice ny strip over a prime filet any day. Never got the appeal

[Anonymous No.17860294]

people seem to forget that expensive fancy restaurants are a status symbol. It's like wearing a 100K$ watch, it shows you are part of an exclusive and wealthy group. The food is probably good too, but people that eat in those places don't do so for the amazing food or the great service or the view ; they go because they can afford to

[Anonymous No.17860316]

>>17860278
Based my man.

[Anonymous No.17860327]

>>17860264
>>17859334
came here to post this image, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17860425]

>>17859328
Penne is a good choice. Try rotini.

[Anonymous No.17860439]

>>17859584
yeah when you can live off dividends and transition into a full time wanker is pretty much the cut off

[Anonymous No.17861406]

>hurrr durrr im a stupid commie reeeeee stop buying expensive meals youre not allowed to be rich

[Anonymous No.17861626]

>>17859556
its to flex on the peasants, the bigger number they can say they spend the bigger their dick feels

[Anonymous No.17861693]

>>17859548
>>17859556
>>17859530
do you guys really think earning 4 million a year is crazy ?
my dad pulls in more than that just from his insurance clients for which he essentially does nothing except get a portion of their premiums every year. He doesn't even do any real work, he has enough clients so he's basically just going on vacations all year.

having a networth of 50 million is really not that much, especially when you're old.

[Anonymous No.17861784]

>>17861693
Bourgeoisie scum.

[Anonymous No.17861789]

>>17861784
ya seethe

[Anonymous No.17861793]

>>17861789
>muh daddy is rich

[Anonymous No.17861795]

>>17861793
I bet you wear high visibility slave clothes

[Anonymous No.17861797]

>>17861795
I bet your worth to society is on par with that of an homeless nigger

[Anonymous No.17861798]

>>17859263
Good thing they put her job in that post otherwise I wouldn’t know who that dumb bitch is, but I still don’t know why anyone gives a fuck about what she eats for lunch

[Anonymous No.17861803]

>>17859334
>this filet was shooped
>i can tell by the fibers
Is she shitposting?

[Anonymous No.17861847]

>>17861693
>>17861789
>>17861795
whats wrong with you

[Anonymous No.17861850]

>>17861847
I have disdain for wagies

[Anonymous No.17861858]

>>17861850
and you do what exactly? living off of daddy's money?

[Anonymous No.17861889]

>>17861847

this was me
>>17861693

these are not me
>>17861789
>>17861795

[Anonymous No.17861896]

>>17861693
Here,>>17861889 is not me
>>17861850
>>17861795
These are me
Cry more wagies

[Anonymous No.17861908]

>>17859263
Undeveloped palate detected. If you don't delight in having your expectations subverted and challenged, then you're basically a child. Stick to fast food.

[Anonymous No.17861912]

>>17861908
my favorite björk album :)

[Anonymous No.17861914]

>>17861693
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.17861931]

>>17859364
The only correct way to say this is a filet nig on with a mozzarella and spinach salad.

[Anonymous No.17861938]

>>17861896
>>17861889
im trans, btw.

[Anonymous No.17861939]

>>17861938
prove it

[Anonymous No.17861946]

>>17861908
>paying $200 for seaweed and flowers
kek

[Anonymous No.17861963]

>>17861946
>paying $200 for seaweed and flowers
it's a single course retard

[Anonymous No.17861985]

>>17861946
It's one course you dumb wagie fuck

[Anonymous No.17861995]

>>17859263
It would have been a salad if they left the tomatoes in. The dish was ruined by the customer's preferences, don't blame the chef.

[Anonymous No.17862000]

>>17861963
>>17861985
i will NOT eat the detritus.

[Anonymous No.17862140]

>>17859263
this looks like a pretty based meal actually

[Anonymous No.17862141]

>>17861693
yeah
ur born into the .001% of earners in the world that's kinda weird.
you don't have to work or do anything for a living. you get to travel around the world, buy lambos, buy drugs, buy hookers, have high quality food, high quality living spaces, high quality education, guaranteed health and access to the highest levels of knowledge for most of what I've listed. crazy bro.
it is up to dad if you get to have those things if you aren't independent, so if you end up being a degen (it's likely if you're browsing 4chan) he might at best buy you a condo, buy you a car, pay for any education you want and give you a small allowance so you can make something out of yourself. if you don't have good friends you'll probably end up suicidal so go see a shrink for free or do fuckin outward bound if that happens.
lots of people want you to feel like a bad person because you aren't poor. since you're this oblivious about what you are you should just keep your nose out of other social classes completely. treat poor people like a mob of niggers at all times.

[Anonymous No.17862154]

I'd try it with some mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.17862155]

>>17861693
I bet you say "my dad" at least twenty times a day

[Anonymous No.17862160]

>>17859334
If it wasn't a woman posting this I'd be certain it was a joke

[Anonymous No.17862163]

>>17861693
I hate you so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.17862167]

>>17859263
>caprese salad
>no tomatoes
>with steak
so...
not a caprese salad?
just a steak with a side of mozzarella?

i had a nice waldorf salad yesterday, except instead of walnuts i used peanuts, and the apple was on a stick, covered in caramel, with the peanuts sprinkled on it

[Anonymous No.17862181]

>>17859518
No one is "crying" about it. We're basically gawking at a circus, the absurdity of someone gladly paying $80 for this.

[Anonymous No.17862216]

>>17862181
That's what vulgar high society is and you know it. People with more money than sense where everything they do is about flexing their wealth and status.

[Anonymous No.17862229]

>>17859263
>Food
Looks great
>Anna Wintour
Still would tbqh

[Anonymous No.17862232]

>>17862229
If Anna wintour wanted to turn me into her boy toy lap dog I wouldn't say no.

[Anonymous No.17862349]

>>17861946
>>17862000
Like I said: You're gastronomically immature. Once one reaches a certain point, food that simply "tastes good" is no longer enough to satisfy. The experience needs to be intellectually stimulating and engaging.

It's no longer about simply eating food. It's about satisfying intellectual hunger.

[Anonymous No.17862397]

>>17862349
Not reading this, don't care. Dilate.

[Anonymous No.17862406]

>>17861908
>subverted and challenged
with a caprese salad minus the tomato?

[Anonymous No.17862479]

>>17861908
>>17862349
it all looks pretty tasty but i probably won't see something like that anytime soon or appreciate what went into what i'm eating
295$'s not as bad as i thought it'd be desu

[Anonymous No.17862504]

>>17859342
I never buy steak from a restaurant unless it's prime rib roast. I've been disappointed too many times and I learned to just ask my butcher for prime cuts of beef and cook myself.

[Anonymous No.17862514]

>>17859342
No way nigger. Sometimes I WANT to drink a 24oz Hurricane and slam some hamburger helper.

[Anonymous No.17862527]

>>17859334
A real life Bobby Hill

[Anonymous No.17862660]

>>17862406
Yes. For such a price, you expected it to do something even more radically different, but it didn't. It merely subtracted a single ingredient. Which makes you wonder - how much of that "traditional" caprese salad recipe was because of a carefully worked out gastronomic philosophy, and how much was just a chance recipe that happened to get cast in stone? And that, of course, is why it is aesthetically imperative that this is her "go-to" lunch. By turning the non-traditional into tradition, it constantly reinforces this question of the arbitrariness of inherited recipes, and thus, paradoxically, provokes her appetite for truly novel flavors. And this is only the obvious, surface level interpretation of the dish. Without knowing the exact contents of the sauce, or the breed of cow the filet came from, I can't get into a really deep analysis of the implications of this dish.

These are the kinds of implications - inherent in all really sophisticated cuisines - that moronic tastelets like you miss entirely. I would pity you, but I know you actively resist all attempts at education and reform. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.17862961]

>>17859263
Can we guillotine the elite now? In Minecraft of course.

[Anonymous No.17862965]

>>17862514
lmao

[Anonymous No.17862970]

>>17862349
>t. Paid $257 to have lavender vapour poured over him by a mexican

[Anonymous No.17862980]

>>17862349
If I can only enjoy food by eating shit like this, I'll just neck myself and livestream it.

[Anonymous No.17862990]

>>17862660
thanks for the laugh

[Anonymous No.17862993]

>>17859263
At $77, you'd think that if someone orders a caprese salad, hold the tomatoes, you'd swallow your pride and serve the best damn mozzarella with basil, olive oil, salt and pepper that you can muster
>>17859381
This. I wish I hadn't gotten redpilled on the plastic-based xenoestrogens question, though.
>>17862140
Yup. Price is ridiculous as someone who isn't anywhere near New York, but it's a pretty decent lunch. I like caprese salad, but I've never been much of a fan of tomatoes.
>>17862660
4/10 copypasta
also
maybe she just doesn't like tomatoes
>>17859536
>>17859548
>>17862961
I see nothing wrong with rich people voluntarily spending loads of their money on things where a lot of that money goes into the people who work for them. A lunch like that keeps NY wagie wages from being even more awful than they already are compared to the cost of living there.

[Anonymous No.17863357]

I work at marketing, part of my job is to taste 2 star Michelin plates for free because I take photos of them and make ads.
High cuisine is overpriced not because it offers more or because the dishes are tasty.
The opposite. Flavour is often dull and dishes are tasteless.
High prices come from marketing, PR, personel etc.
Just because something is put on a plate in a nice way and with a few drops of fruit or vegetable based sauce or froth, doesn't make it good or tasty.
Also expensive restaurants = money laundering

[Anonymous No.17863372]

>>17863357
>expensive restaurants = money laundering
You don't know what money laundering means.

[Anonymous No.17863374]

>>17863357
truly awful post

[Anonymous No.17863388]

>>17859263
She has a terrible palate to order that poor excuse for a meal. Where are the frutises and vege-tablets?

[Anonymous No.17863401]

>>17859263
Ordering steak in a restaurant is such a meme.
You can cook that at home in 15 minutes including cleanup.

[Anonymous No.17863424]

>>17863372
businesses are opened and operated as a loss with expenses/salaries fudged so as to be able to launder illicit funds into the legitimate economy. restaurants and bars have always been two of the most popular ways to do this.

[Anonymous No.17863430]

>>17863424
Shut the fuck up fucking retard, no one cares about your shit mouthbreather opinion.

[Anonymous No.17864403]

>>17859263
Ever think rich people feel obligated to buy the dumbest shit just because they are rich
that's what this looks like

[Anonymous No.17864676]

>>17859263
>Caprese salad
>Hold the salad
>Also gimme like 3 bites of steak
>$77 + tip

[Anonymous No.17864706]

>>17862349
Here's a culinary challenge that will blow your mind: eat a bullet.

[Anonymous No.17865446]

>>17862141
This is actually good advice at the end.

[Anonymous No.17865607]

>>17864403
Exactly theyre just as bad with money as anyone else, they just have enough of it to not cause a problem
If they were poor they'd buy lottery tickets

[Anonymous No.17865656]

that literally looks like a ball of shit

[Anonymous No.17865697]

>>17859263
Real olive oil isn’t that green...

[Anonymous No.17865727]

>>17863430
t. Money laundering paranoid poster

[Anonymous No.17865855]

>>17859998
piedmontese aint exactly cheap either, really good steaks but still I think the last time I bought some they were like 30bucks for a 10oz NY strip.

[Anonymous No.17867072]

>>17859334
>i can tell by the fibers of the meat and the small portion
its so nice when you can't tell if someone is serious or joking, but its hilarious either way

[Anonymous No.17867109]

>>17861693
>Dude my dad [has clients]

[Anonymous No.17867123]

>>17859263
>>17859334
>$77
Well, at least it's keto.

[Anonymous No.17867128]

>>17863388
She needs a big glass of cockroach milk to wash it all down.

[Anonymous No.17867141]

>>17860264
ooh thats an old one that i haven't seen for a while.

[Anonymous No.17867195]

>>17864676
millionaires don't tip though