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I'm going down to Guido's market. What can I get you boys?

>> No.17859074
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>>17859064
Gabagool

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>>17859064
bread ham and cheese for a sandwich
lemonade if possible, any sweet drink will do

>> No.17859882

>>17859064
Don't bother. None of that shit compares to real Italian food. Once it's been on a truck travelling halfway around the world, it's lost all subtlety of flavour and mouthfeel. May as well go to 7-11 and get a frozen pizza.

>> No.17859884

Go to the counter, and ask for mario. Tell him that you placed an order for a spiraled dry ham.
Take what he gives you to Angelinos down on 5th. There will be a man there in a blue suit. Do what I'm paying you for, and I'll handle the cleanup. Don't fuck this up, you owe me, and I'm not keen on forgetting.
Also get borgr please.

>> No.17859889

>>17859074
OVA HEEAA

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>>17859064
Ham

>> No.17859899

>>17859890
That is one ugly motherfucker holt shit

>> No.17859903

>>17859882
I travelled from Italy to America. Why don't I stick my dick in your mouth and you can describe the subtelty of flavour and mouthfeel.

>> No.17859921

>>17859903
Congratulations on losing your ethnicity and becoming a mutt.

>> No.17859971

do people really buy rafter hams from these joints?

>> No.17860088

>>17859064
capicollo

>> No.17860133

>>17859890
imagine the smell

>> No.17860150

>>17860133
>hnnnggg