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Hey faggots, guess what I'm gonna make.

Yes I cut the chicken before the tomatoes.

>> No.17856933

>>17856927
>salt grinder
This needs to stop.

>> No.17856935

>>17856927
>Yes I cut the chicken before the tomatoes
You better be cooking those tomatoes real thoroughly.

>> No.17856937

>>17856927
>cum heated to a perfect 101 degrees
it's cooking time

>> No.17856938

>>17856927
uh, a cum sandwich!?

>> No.17856939

>>17856927
>Pink salt

Kwab

>> No.17856944

>>17856927
Chicken alfredo?

>> No.17856947

>>17856937
Lol does your cum look like cottage cheese? Sperms so big they come out in curds?

>> No.17856955

>>17856938
Hey nigger, do you see any bread on my table?

>> No.17856960

>>17856944
With tomatoes, spinach, cottage cheese and hot sauce?

>> No.17856969
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Any more guesses?

>> No.17856972

>>17856960
I didn't know it was cottage cheese, I figured the veggies were side salad or will be combined with the cream. Also adding hot sauce to Alfredo isn't that outlandish of a concept. People add spice to bland dishes all the time.

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>>17856972
You're right the spinach was going to be mixed with the hot sauce, and my plan with tomatoes was to actually make a sauce.

And the hot sauce was to season the chicken.

Well this is it, just put it on a baked potato.

>> No.17856993

>>17856989
*mixed with the cottage cheese

>> No.17857000

>>17856989
I think you made too much or not enough potatoes

>> No.17857026

>>17857000
Not enough potato... well actually the stuff spilling over the sides can be mixed with the center potato which will have no topping to mix it with.

I'm mostly experimenting. I think I might level this up to a potato lasagna. And layer the tomato sauce and cottage cheese. But I might use bacon next time, I don't know if the chicken really fits with this.

>> No.17857039

>>17857026
Honestly you would of probably been better off with chicken Alfredo and put the stuff in a Tupperware and just shake it together. Then you could of just had a chicken Alfredo salad that is all covered in the sauce equally.

>> No.17857049

>>17856989
sloppa

>> No.17857062

>>17857039
That sounds kinda gross, ngl.

Cherry tomatoes are awesome for making home made tomato sauce. Fry them in olive oil for like 5 minutes, then crush them and stuff em in a food processor, salt, pepper, fresh basil. Wham bam Jimmy jam. Best damn tomato sauce you'll every have.

Only thing better is frying it with bell peppers, but then you will make so much sauce you better have a lot of people eating if you do it.

>> No.17857066

>>17857049
Yes

>> No.17857074

>>17857062
Ok anon, I'm sure you know more about a dish you never had vs the hundreds to thousands of people I had to make that for.

>> No.17857092

>>17857074
>I had to make that for.
What do you work in a restaurant? Restaurant food is gross. How many Alfredos have you microwaved for people Anon?

>> No.17857113

>>17857092
None, if you knew anything about cooking you'd know that chicken alfredo is made by cooking the chicken and then make the alfredo sauce by simply MIXING the the ingredients and then applying it to your cooked chicken.
Want to take a wild guess what goes with chicken alfredo? SPINACH AND CHERRY TOMATOES.
So it's a outlandish concept to just add the sauce to the vegetables that goes with the meal?
Do you even cook? You're one mouthy fucker.

>> No.17857125

>>17856933
I refuse to use kosher salt and it's cheap to buy in bulk.

>> No.17857139

>>17857113
I don't cook based off retarded recipes.
Alfredo is literally just butter on pasta.

>> No.17857147

>>17857139
>I don't cook based off retarded recipes.
Well that retarded recipe was requested quite a bit. So if by retarded you mean successful?
>Alfredo is literally just butter on pasta.
That's not even remotely correct. You really don't know what you're talking about.
Stop typing, go back to your TV dinners.

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>>17857147

>> No.17857181

>>17856947
>Sperms so big they come out in curds?
That mental image makes my dick feel real weird.

>> No.17857194

>>17857174
>Has to try and google to save face
>Said the word "literally" just butter and pasta.
>Thinks fettucine alfredo is the same as chicken alfredo pasta salad.
Oh anon, you dumb mother fucker.
Of all the people you chose to buttheads with your teenager angst, you wanted to pick a fight with someone who not only went to school for cooking, has cooked in multiple restaurants but also clearly knows the difference in dishes?
This is the fight you want to die on?
>But google said...
Google just showed your stupid ass a completely different dish, you dumb fuck. We get it, it's summer. Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

>> No.17857504

>>17856927
>grams
>tomatoes
>meijer
welp, this one goes in the "you do you" category.

>> No.17857507

>>17856947
>Sperms so big they come out in curds?
do yours only come out after they've coated turds?

>> No.17857511

>>17856989
is that pilk?

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>>17857194
>went to school

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>>17856947
>2020 + 2
>Not being big cums
>Mfw