/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17853029]

Do Norwegians really need special royal permission to purchase canned sardines?

[Anonymous No.17853036]

>>17853029
Who cares. Russia is going to glass the place any day now.

[Anonymous No.17853051]

>>17853029
Kek

>>17853036
Based

[Anonymous No.17853079]

>>17853029
King Oscar was just the Paul Newman of 1902.

[Anonymous No.17853104]

>>17853079
>100% profits to charity
My jewdar is off the charts

[Anonymous No.17853137]

>>17853029
no
stop reading buzzfeed articles your boomer parents keep posting on facebook

[Anonymous No.17853296]

>>17853029
if it were really norwegian they wouldn't spell "oskar" with a C

[Anonymous No.17853385]

>>17853104
You mean like the thousands of little "nonprofit" organizations around Washington whose executive directors get a $500,000 salary? But wait...

>The company co-sponsored the PEN/Newman's Own First Amendment Award, which was presented annually to a United States resident who had fought courageously, despite adversity, to safeguard the First Amendment right to freedom of expression as it applied to the written word.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newman%27s_Own

Can 4chan nominate someone for this prestigious award?

[Anonymous No.17853407]

>>17853029
Yes and we like it that way.
Unlike America where it's a fucking free-for-all, deenz-wise

[Anonymous No.17853658]

Where can I buy this? I called the local grocer and asked if they had King Oscar in a can and I was promptly told to fuck off. What gives deen bros?

[Anonymous No.17854576]

>>17853658
you can order them online

[Anonymous No.17854588]

>>17853029
Yes also they are not allowed to eat hot dogs any other way except wrapped in a tortilla

If you are found guilty of violating either of these mandates you will be executed by King Oscar

[Anonymous No.17854590]

>>17854588
dude looks like he's 90 years old he isn't killing anyone

[Anonymous No.17854741]

>>17854588
Kek I can confirm this. We have some refugees from Norway here in NL who are on King Oscar's kill list. They get asylum here but they're expelled if they eat that weird fermented fish yet some can't resist.

>>17854590
Fuck around and find out

[Anonymous No.17855403]

>>17853029
king oscar reminds me of the founder of Link Sergey Nazarov