/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17850415]

>Pick out organic produce
>Go to self checkout
>Charge as regular produce
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.17850421]

Don't worry, they still make a profit from this

[Anonymous No.17850422]

>get mirror
>go to self-checkout
>hold up line standing there looking in the mirror
>attendant asks what you're doing
>"using the self checkout"

[Anonymous No.17850425]

>>17850422

[Anonymous No.17850443]

who would foot the bill if i were to steal from whole foods?

[Anonymous No.17850524]

>>17850422

[Anonymous No.17850645]

>>17850415
>Cjarge as bulk wheat item at 20c a lb
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.17850647]

>>17850415
this is correct

[Anonymous No.17850655]

if im buying straight from the farmer, im willing to pay full price- hes the one doing the hard work
if im buying from a large bin store that probably payed the farmer shite (which you shouldnt because 100% its lesser quality for whatever reason, or they coat ur fruit in the gay wax) im jackin em over

if i only need to buy one little thing like one bulb of ginger or a singular clove of garlic for a meal, fuck you, thats going in me pocket

[Anonymous No.17850682]

mods always ban me whenever i bring up threads about stealing fast food ubear eats orders but i guess nothing wrong with stealing fruits and vegtables.

this forum has the nit pickyest mods.
i also get banned for talking about dumpsterdived food

[Anonymous No.17850893]

>>17850443
The insurance company

[Anonymous No.17850914]

>>17850682
>i also get banned for talking about dumpsterdived food
thats actually a thread id be interested in seeing thats fucking gay
how would you go about making one? go ahead and do it, ill participate

[Anonymous No.17851281]

>>17850893
Who is paid by WF, who is paid by you.
Thieves increase the cost for everyone.

[Anonymous No.17852108]

>>17850415
>Charge as regular produce
because that's what it was.

[Anonymous No.17852134]

>>17850682
>>17850914
Years ago there was an anon who would regularly post pics and stories of his dumpster diving endevours. This was back when "blast techno" was a /ck/ meme and when another anon butchered a deer in his bathtub and it was stickied for like a month. Anyhoo, the dumpster diving anon found some seriously nice food in large quantities. Perfect fruit, mountains of baked goods and donuts, still warm pizzas, candy, tinned goods etc etc. I think he was trying to cycle across America on a budget.

[Anonymous No.17852152]

>>17850415
Good. Organic food is a scam.

[Anonymous No.17852542]

>>17850682
>stealing fast food ubear eats orders
How do you do this?

[Anonymous No.17852587]

>>17852542
I walk around random apartment buildings with my phone while looking anxiously at the parking lot. When a car pulls up all the way to the front and someone says a random name in a questioning manner towards me I go "yep" and take the food.
Most of the time it's doordash.

[Anonymous No.17852608]

>>17850415

I don't even talk to customers unless they are in speaking distance at normal tone of voice. So they'll usually shout at me from halfway across the plaza and explain to me a very long story about how the beer they like is out of stock and they left their id at home but there's stretch marks from their most recent child on their stomach and anyone who gave birth recently can have honey ale from sweden.

I'll just walk up slowly and make them start over again once I am at a polite speaking distance.

>So, you want a beer?
>Yes.
>And it's out of stock?
>Yes.
>Then I guess it doesn't even matter that you don't have your ID.

Conversations are so fucking easy when they shout the whole dialogue tree before I even get there.

[Anonymous No.17852720]

>>17852608
imagine having to show ID if you want to buy beer. Over here i've been buying beers from stores since i was 14 and i never had to show my ID. But then again i live in Belgium

[Anonymous No.17853604]

>>17850415
shit man I scan them as potatoes