Post extremely shitty recipes you made

[Anonymous No.17844053]

>grab one slice of bread
>put a small amount of chocolate chips on the slice of bread
>if any chocolate chips are down the middle of the bread, move them over to either side
>take out your offbrand can of whipped cream and put a small amount of whipped cream on one half of the bread
>add more chocolate chips (optional)
>fold the slice of bread in half
I call it the poor man's cannoli
As delicious as it is effortless

[Anonymous No.17844078]

Mayonnaise sprinkle sandwich.
It's exactly what it sounds like. Invented it when I was 8.
God bless my parents for even taking a bite.

And to think this is considered fine dining in Australia.

[Anonymous No.17844088]

>>17844053
>White bread
>Cheese
>Bread and butter pickles, sandwich style
being poor sucked

[Anonymous No.17844113]

>>17844078
Fairy bread is the shit, for sure better than American mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.17844162]

>>17844088
>Sweet pickles, ever
Ugh

[Anonymous No.17844209]

When I was a kid this was my favorite go-to poverty food:
>butter a slice of white bread
>cook in microwave for precisely 30 seconds
>enjoy mildly soggy bread with melted butter all throughout, and chewy crusts.
It was divine.

[Anonymous No.17844229]

>butter one side of bread
>lots of pickles
>other bread
wa la, the pickle sandwich

[Anonymous No.17844230]

Can of beans, can of diced tomato, one diced onion, one diced pepper.
If chili: chili powder
If curry: curry powder
Serve with rice.

[Anonymous No.17844256]

>>17844162
I can never eat them again because of this, honestly. They bring me back to a bad place. I only really enjoy pickles that have that sour bite to them, as far as name brands I'll go for klaussen because their spears remind me of good summer cookouts.