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Anonymous Sat May 14 19:21:55 2022 No.17843255 [Reply] [Original]

If you were tasked with making a meal to impress Asuka Langley Soryu, what would you make, and how would you present it?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 19:23:13 2022 No.17843261 Hotdogs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 19:27:09 2022 No.17843271 >>17843255 one box of rat poison, hold the box

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 19:32:20 2022 No.17843288 File: 58 KB, 640x480, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she's like 14 just take her to mcdonald's

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 19:41:05 2022 No.17843319 >>17843255 She would insult no matter what I cooked so I would order pizza and chocolate cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 19:51:11 2022 No.17843357 oysters with a side of asparagus a glass of pineapple juice for me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 20:03:00 2022 No.17843397 I'd make something I like that's really spicy and if she doesn't like it she can fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 20:05:07 2022 No.17843404 >>17843255 Why, my peanus weanus of course!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 20:05:46 2022 No.17843407 >>17843255 Hot pockets, worst girl doesn't deserve any of my time

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 02:12:18 2022 No.17844382 >>17843255 Big casserole dish of baked macaroni and cheese with mashed potato There is not a person on this planet that can eat a bowl of that and not crash out with a case of the itis

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 03:41:40 2022 No.17844582 >>17843288 This. As if the bitch wouldn’t be happy with a milkshake and some fries

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 03:42:43 2022 No.17844589 >>17843357 >pineapple juice I like your thinking my man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 03:45:05 2022 No.17844595 >>17843404 Oh, I get it. ITT: "If you were tasked with making a meal to impress Asuka Langley Soryu, what would you make, and how would you present it?" Your answer is your peanus weanus. Very droll.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 03:47:58 2022 No.17844607 >>17843255 South Carolina BBQ buffet.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 06:03:19 2022 No.17844796 >>17843255 käsespätzle?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 07:50:05 2022 No.17845028 File: 1.18 MB, 1336x736, 1650937008565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17843255 >Making a meal to impress a woman. >Not the other way around. Never gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 07:51:34 2022 No.17845030 eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 07:52:09 2022 No.17845031 >>17843255 Something German I guess. Schweinehaxe maybe. >>17843357 This guy fucks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 11:51:42 2022 No.17845672 File: 123 KB, 1228x1736, 143653463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me, it's Rei Ayanami, the best EVA pilot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 12:06:08 2022 No.17845724 >>17843255 Take your weeb shit back to /a/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 12:27:58 2022 No.17845802 >>17845724 Asuka is not a weeb, she prefers german cartoons

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 12:28:36 2022 No.17845806 >>17845802 You're such a fucking homo.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 12:30:19 2022 No.17845817 >>17845672 I never understood this. What is it you actually like about this character if your favorite way of having her depicted is nothing at all like how she looks in the series? Why not just cum to generic hentai

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 12:45:08 2022 No.17845883 >>17845817 I just picked a random image from my 2,500 rei pic folder, no need to overthink it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 12:49:49 2022 No.17845906 >>17845028 How do make a woman to impress a meal?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 13:17:32 2022 No.17846021 >>17843255 my cock presented in her mouth

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 14:18:05 2022 No.17846317 >>17845906 Cram

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 14:20:26 2022 No.17846332 >>17843255 Steamed mussels and lobster bisque.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 14:20:44 2022 No.17846334 File: 210 KB, 512x468, 1643731706396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Teenagers fighting monsters but... BUT... the teenagers are le SAD Whoever shilled me into watching this is a fag

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 14:25:44 2022 No.17846353 >>17843255 Chicken paprikash. In a bowl, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 14:42:43 2022 No.17846421 File: 231 KB, 1200x800, D30C7E13-B97E-4E80-88F7-D2E71DB1D722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 15:05:05 2022 No.17846503 >>17846334 Product of its time. It came out in the early 90s, when mecha had been the most popular form of anime for 15 years. It was like the Dollars Trilogy of mecha anime.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 15:11:19 2022 No.17846523 >>17843255 Heavily roofied coca cola.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 15:17:58 2022 No.17846553 >>17846503 None of these people watched Gunbuster either

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 15:57:21 2022 No.17846660 >>17843255 Something with a lot of laxatives

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 18:15:19 2022 No.17847253 >>17846660 she's german, I'm sure she'll appreciate the gesture.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 18:27:08 2022 No.17847284 File: 132 KB, 219x428, secret_ingredient.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17846523

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 20:03:33 2022 No.17847702 >>17846334 you've never experienced depression so you'll never understand it. It's okay, this is well understood by now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 20:29:02 2022 No.17847783 >>17846334 t, actual brainlet

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 20:39:45 2022 No.17847816 >>17843255 Ribeye steaks, sautéed garlic asparagus, and cheesy garlic mashed potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 22:08:11 2022 No.17848171 File: 8 KB, 275x183, db18347nu3b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] never underestimate the beer and charcutery combo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 22:51:14 2022 No.17848335 >>17844582 She’s into old guys and thinks she’s sophisticated. No way she’d be ok with fast food on a date. Maybe you can trick her into Der Weinerschnitzel tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 22:53:50 2022 No.17848347 >>17845817 Rei from the Rebuild actually does have bigger tits, though.

Anonymous Sun May 15 23:20:05 2022 No.17848446
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>>17845817
I’ve thought about that too. Off model is ok to a degree but when you have to make a change like adding bigger tits, is it even the character you like then? Big tits, nicely drawn tits is probably enough to make anyone notice.

Anonymous Sun May 15 23:28:09 2022 No.17848477
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>>17848335
>mfw remembering the goose liver at that German place I went to with my ex when we were still dating
Sublime. Dunno why DW's made me remember that, but maybe I'm just hungry for goose liver and this pork pate just ain't the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 23:55:17 2022 No.17848558 >>17847702 >the author was mentally ill, therefore good Van Gogh is overrated, and so is every other basket case people subconsciously compare him to

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 01:45:54 2022 No.17848903 >>17848558 You seem confused

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 01:59:19 2022 No.17848936 >>17848903 Mozart was an oversexed hack. I don't care that he started young.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 06:46:28 2022 No.17849543 File: 47 KB, 505x628, bestgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17843255 One swift kick in the cunt, garnished with parsley

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 07:10:44 2022 No.17849591 >what would you make Anon’s thick cock, a la mode >how would you present it Against her lips

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 07:23:27 2022 No.17849632 >>17843404 If anything that would only unnerve her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 07:24:58 2022 No.17849636 >>17843255 Animefags, get out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 10:42:29 2022 No.17850103 >>17843255 Sauerkraut und Wiener Schnitzel.

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