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Where do I get this shit in Australia? I heard from uh, certain sources that it's pretty good and wanted to see if it's better than Lindt
Fuck off we're full
>>17840764but I'm here already, dickhead
>>17840772Then get the fuck out commie cunt
>>17840781I'm not Russian, retard, I just want to try some chocolate and see if it's good
>>17840786It's just chocolate you fucking idiot. Have some kielbasa instead and piss off
>>17840786Go home babushka boy, fight for your country instead of deserting
>>17840795take your meds neoliberal faggot
>>17840764>>17840781>>17840789Based.>>17840799Neolibs love fucking their own nations by flooding them with imports.
>>17840762...Right the candy is pretty good. It has a consistency of caramel inside so if youre into that stuff then go on. It's pretty good.See everyone You don't have to be a bunch of angry fags. (see pic)
>>17840799>take your medsHow about you take Putin's dick in your ass, you gopnik, we don't like your kind here you Russian fuck, haven't since Stalin. Just go back and do your duty like a man instead of coming to our shores looking for refuge.
>>17840823I'M A LITERAL ANGLO AUSSIE YOU DUMB FUCKING MONGI WANTED TO SEE IF IT WAS WORTH TRYING THIS CHOCOLATE, NOT GET SOME SHITTY FUCKING VIRTUE SIGNAL SCREED FOR SOME LIMP-WRISTED TWINK CUNT LIVING IN FUCKING SEATTLE HAVING A CRY WHENEVER SOMEONE MENTIONS ANYTHING RUSSIA AND DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY GO ON A 30 MINUTE RANT ABOUT STINKY EVIL PUTIN AND THE TREACHEROUS VATNIKSNOW GARGLE MY BALLS AND GO BACK TO EATING YOUR FUCKING HERSHEY'S OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU RETARDED FUCKING SEPPOS ENJOY WASHING THE TASTE OF TYRONE'S PRECUM + YOUR WIFEY'S VAGINA WITH
Unfortunately you live in Australia where importing absolutely anything costs far out your ass, so good luck. The chocolate is really good by the way, easily some of the best ever. If there is one thing disgusting Slavs do right, it's chocolate candy.
>>17840831Heh...I've still got it
>>17840762Stop trying to eat food you have seen in videogames, especially in a fucking post apocalyptic game that is meant to represent decay.
>>17840834You should try the Russian Condensed Milk it's really tasty. Aldough right now you may have some problems getting it.
>>17840852fuck thatI WILL live in ze warzoneI WILL eat ze chocolateand I WILL be happy
why bother, cunt, go back to camping in tarkov you transparent lil shit it's just some dogshit choco
>>17840872>campingnah dog, I'm the one that pushes like a retard and gets clapped by the fucker with flechette
>>17840762>it's pretty good>it's better than LindtRussian here. haha, fuck no, bud. it's like bottom of the barrel chocolate in here. I prefer any other cheapest shit over this. it's not THAT bad, just nowhere near Lindt and any other brands half its price. it's so cheap for a reason. but thank you for taking interest in Russian candy. most of it sucks but Korovka is alright.
>>17840875thanks anon, I'll give it a look when I can
>>17840762Maybe see if your local Chinese corporation (Aliexpress) has someone selling them.If Chang knows how to do something, it’s to send stuff cheaply around half the world where others think it’s not worth it
>>17840874oh i see, my apologieshowever that reinforces the point that you shouldnt wonder about the chocolate, just become an alcoholic like god intended and keep rushing dorms like the god i know you areplus its like just bad chocolate, lad, even worse than american hersheys
>>17840875>Korovka>Bette than AлёнкaYou’re just trolling, aren’t you? Or do you honestly have such bad taste?
>>17840875whaaaat??? this was a childhood favourite of every kid i knew! and don't even get me started on the condensed milk in that classic blue can... i SWEAR the blue color of the label made it taste better.ruski confectionary is quite possibly the comfiest food ever. especially the sweets that come in literally 4 wrappers or some shit lmao, never got why they did that.
I prefer Poccия щeдpaя дyшaThey have plain chocolate too but my favourites are those. Ugly as fuck but surprisingly good and there are always discounts so you can buy one for 50 - 60 rubles
>>17840885i didnt say that, bud. I literally just recommended it because some anon on /ck/ said he tried it and liked it. i also wanted to recommend kvass and syrki for same reason, but I figured that wasn't on topic.actually GOOD Russian sweets exist (picrelated), but i'm pretty sure it's copied from foreign stuff anyway. I'm just saying, just stick to your good chocolates like Lindt or Reese's or whatever you guys eat. don't bother hunting it down for 5x the price unless you have nothing better to do. i'd pick Snickers over Alyonka any day of the week
>>17840762Chocolate made by people who punch fascists and nazis tastes very good.
>>17840972It's Kinda my perverted dream that zelensky turns out like Mugabe.Anyway russanons since the sanctions. How does your offbrand coca cola or Pepsi tastes like? No Malicousness just curiosity.
This costs like five bux lol just get a Milka
>>17840987thanks anon, unfortunately none near me (t. ruralfag) and none online seem to have them in stock anymore, I'll have to see if there's any left in Adelaide next time I go down
>>17841015Buy a can of whatever shitty generic store brand cola your country has, it would probably give you an idea. Like RC cola here, I swear people only drink it to be contrarian
>>17841070In Adelaide there's a eastern euro store that stocks these amongst other items like kvass, russian tea brands, ect. Mozaika2/19 North Tce, Hackney SA, ph. 83630093Mon-Thurs 11am-7Fri, Sat 9am-7pmAs for the actual chocolate, it was a bit sweet for my tastes.
Lindt is better Source : Russian
>>17840852Could you elaborate? What videogame?>>17841109But Lindt is painfully average, anon. Only people who grew up on Milka, Hershey's and Cadbury rave about it
>>17840852>tarkov>post apocalyptic If tarkov is post apocalyptic then so is Ukraine.
>>17841134>What videogame?The videogame OP is talking about is Escape from tarkov, where alyonka is a medium value item (or used to be anyways, haven't played in a long time) that was used for crafting and quests. >>17841181The game is literally set in the post apocalypse. But there's a reason the former UDSSR states make some of the best post apocalypse games, with just the right amount of post soviet era depression in them - it's because they can just copy where they live and make it marginally worse.
>>17840762Find Slavic/Ukrainian grocery store in your area.
yeah Poccия >>17840895 is WAY better than Alyonka, Op
>>17841514mmm, generous Russian souls...
Is russia known for its milk or cocoa? No. So why would this shit be good retard?
>>17840762just go to the nearest Russian store, mate
>>17841574I can't think of a nation known for chocolate that even grows cocoa.
>>17840831I'm a white Australian and the only people that ever say "anglo" are asian "australians". Most of my friends wouldnt even know what that means. So, youre obviously asian Australian. Fuck off back to Vietnam and eat your shitty russian chocolate Nguyen san.
>>17840831now that was good
>>17841661>Nguyen sanIs he originally Japanese? Mr. Nguyen seems pretty worldly.
>>17840762It's not better than Lindt but it's a good, reliable chocolate that won't let you down. The AK-47 OF CHOCOLATES, if you will.
>>17840875>>17840885Korovka its not even russian. Its latvian.
>>17841795>Mr. Nguyen seems pretty worldly.He's got like a trillion clonest. never met a Viet NOT named Nguyen
>>17841878It's like how 90% of Koreans are Kim, Song, Park, or any mix of the three.
>>17840762have you tried ground stashes?
>>17841108thanks anon, whenever someone worth going to a show for is there I'll pop in for a look