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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 12:37:17 2022 No.17837493 File: 2.89 MB, 600x336, Five Spice Boiled Peanuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 12:38:45 2022 No.17837504 File: 2.91 MB, 364x648, Nice Bananas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 12:39:20 2022 No.17837508 fucking hilarious I wonder if the deck was burnt to a crisp more like this with fruit cakes and negros

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 12:40:12 2022 No.17837514 File: 2.78 MB, 360x514, Fried Spaghetti Easy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 12:42:51 2022 No.17837525 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, avocado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17837514 does it taste like a funnel cake?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 12:43:07 2022 No.17837528 File: 2.91 MB, 464x540, LITTLE Boy Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 12:43:40 2022 No.17837531 >>17837525 probably tastes like instant ramen since that's how the bricks are made

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 12:44:35 2022 No.17837534 File: 2.93 MB, 600x336, Baked Alaska With Ramsay.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 13:55:59 2022 No.17837778 >>17837491 Context, you fricking frick.

>>	Japanese Troon Fri May 13 13:56:55 2022 No.17837781 >>17837491 Why didn't this moron just put the lid back on?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 13:58:43 2022 No.17837789 File: 2.91 MB, 404x652, cute.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17837528 This is the original.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:01:12 2022 No.17837794 File: 49 KB, 640x640, 640x640_2829323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17837781 gen xers never learned how to be cool about fire safety

Anonymous Fri May 13 14:02:20 2022 No.17837795

>>17837789
Absolutely disgusting.

Can someone please tell me how and why orientals use a shitload of oil?

For fucks sakes... There is no recipe I make that requires more than a light spray coating, barely a second pshh on my quality non stick cookware.

It takes me like 6 months to go through a spray can of PAM equivalent canola oil.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:03:39 2022 No.17837799 >>17837795 Fat = fullness.

Anonymous Fri May 13 14:10:56 2022 No.17837813

>>17837799
Well, I mean... I use fat/grease whatever is left from animal products like bacon, ground beef etc but that is vegetable oil or some type of oil. Why eat all that oil? Makes no sense. Like many of you a few weeks ago were crying that the orientals are making a run for gallon jugs of oil because of supply issues and I look at myself with two small cans of canola spray and a tiny bottle of olive oil from wegmans, like 4oz and I am like... Ok... I am good for a year or two.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:17:10 2022 No.17837836 File: 2.90 MB, 548x720, You Sure About That.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17837789

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:18:37 2022 No.17837844 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 39th And 10th.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:22:33 2022 No.17837858 >>17837844 Can't hear what he is saying. Pointless to post these webms without audio. Dumb dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:28:08 2022 No.17837882 >>17837781 Better question is why he put the lid on in the first place. That's what caused the oil fire.

Anonymous Fri May 13 14:37:15 2022 No.17837928

>>17837795
>There is no recipe I make that requires more than a light spray coating, barely a second pshh on my quality non stick cookware.
>It takes me like 6 months to go through a spray can of PAM equivalent canola oil.
That sounds depressing as fuck.

Anonymous Fri May 13 14:39:33 2022 No.17837933

>>17837504
Imagine her riding your cock with those beautiful breasts in your face. She's close to cumming but can't because you're not quite big enough to get her there (she's delivered multiple children). Nonetheless, she is close and her anticipation and pleasure causes her body to be slick with sweat.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:46:00 2022 No.17837958 >>17837928 Not him, but using 1/2 cup of oil for a recipe is unusual.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:46:05 2022 No.17837959 >>17837933 Slicken your fingertips with the sweat and use them to rub the upper edge of her vagina, being careful not to scrape with your fingernails. You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:46:18 2022 No.17837963 >>17837928 ??? Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:47:21 2022 No.17837972 >>17837525 It looks tasty but I just don't know man

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:47:47 2022 No.17837974 File: 844 KB, 450x800, 108c489dd419a874781ab4b896c4851d.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17837959 You guys are fucking geriatric fetishists. She is way over 15 you sick fucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:48:17 2022 No.17837977 >>17837534 It's like watching the "getting high" sequence from Requiem for a Dream.

Anonymous Fri May 13 14:53:08 2022 No.17837989
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>>17837958
I once bought a thing of vegatable oil because some recipe needed a teaspoon and its been turning white and cloudy in my pantry the last few years. I only use oil to help it be less sticky.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:53:41 2022 No.17837991 >>17837491 >using two forks like a fucking bitch >not just using your bare hands You get what you fucking deserve.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 14:57:22 2022 No.17838002 >>17837525 That's the shittiest scotch egg I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 15:01:08 2022 No.17838012 >>17837522 Had this happen to me before. Always best to just sacrifice a towel.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 15:11:03 2022 No.17838047 File: 289 KB, 586x630, 1652205699208.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17837525 >Avocado Fuck i hate this fruit and people making culinary horror with them

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 15:14:00 2022 No.17838063 File: 1.86 MB, 800x450, 1644423444087.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17838012 Don't be fucking stupid. You would ruin the towel.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 15:17:46 2022 No.17838071 >>17837528 Ignoring the shitty recipe and child exploitation, cola wings have no business working as well as they do.

Anonymous Fri May 13 15:40:37 2022 No.17838146 [DELETED]

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>>17838071
>child exploitation

Fuck off. Kids need to earn their keep to contribute to the family unit. Even young girls without skills have and should be used as sexual releases in bartering in the community. Happens to this day in Appalachia.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 15:50:25 2022 No.17838176 >>17837491 holy shit I thought it was steam, but those are oil fumes, that's why it lit up, just how hot did this dude heat his oil up to

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 15:57:33 2022 No.17838205 >>17837491 >>17837991 this cook like a pussy you deserve this shit holy fuck i couldnt stand how he was cooking

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:03:11 2022 No.17838225 >>17837522 >fuck around until the oil burns off nice gd job, what a tard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:07:50 2022 No.17838237 >>17838176 Autoignition temp of cooking oils is around 400C depending on what you are using

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:10:27 2022 No.17838242 >>17838237 I take that back, it wasn't autoignition, the stove allowed the fumes to ignite, but most vegetable oils burn around 300C

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:14:21 2022 No.17838255 >>17837974 Why would I want to have sex with anyone under 35?

Anonymous Fri May 13 16:18:52 2022 No.17838271 [DELETED]

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>>17838255
Yikes. You do you man. My god.

11 to 14 is where it's at. 14/15 is scientifically the best age for a woman to safely concieve a child under ideal circumstances. Why would you want a old woman more than double that age. That's just... sick and abnormal. It's a mental disease/fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:22:31 2022 No.17838279 >>17838271 Gross. Disgusting. Repugnant. If you're not joking, please seek help. If you are joking, please seek help also.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:25:08 2022 No.17838286 >>17838271 based incel but youre only an incel because society deems you one

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:25:27 2022 No.17838287 >>17837493 sounds pretty tasty

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:26:21 2022 No.17838291 File: 1.14 MB, 640x360, Best White Rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:32:05 2022 No.17838303 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, salmon en croute.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:32:44 2022 No.17838309 >>17838296 > Bugs fighting over seabugs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 16:33:04 2022 No.17838311 >>17838279 Antis like this are revolting.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 17:18:12 2022 No.17838444 File: 2.85 MB, 300x300, pickled pepper thing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 17:25:02 2022 No.17838466 File: 1.53 MB, 608x1080, brotein bar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 17:28:19 2022 No.17838482 >>17838466 I was expecting some cum to be involved.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 17:41:21 2022 No.17838517 >>17838482 Did you see any kids in the video?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 17:49:24 2022 No.17838532 >>17837525 why not just make a toast with avocado, egg and bacon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 17:56:11 2022 No.17838549 >>17838532 >bread Disgusting and unhealthy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:07:47 2022 No.17838569 >>17837963 I dunno, I guess those spray oil things just smack of extreme rationing, like someone scraping a tiny pea of butter over a slice of toast.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:13:05 2022 No.17838580 >>17838444 that looks amazing but holy shit thats a lot of work for a meat rice ball pepper thing

Anonymous Fri May 13 18:17:17 2022 No.17838592

>>17838569
It's just easier coats the pan. Sure, I could drop a dot of olive oil in the center of the pan and spread it around with my finger but I prefer the spray. You don't need oil really but a light coating makes things easier. I just dont get huge slops of oil in a pan while cooking. Nasty and unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:19:02 2022 No.17838598 >>17838466 Yeah bro let me just get a fucking centrifuge from my kitchen. This video was made purely to flex right? The average person isn't going to have access to those tools, likely not even the ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:20:52 2022 No.17838604 >>17837491 the only thing the idiot needed to do was put the lid back on and turn off the burner

Anonymous Fri May 13 18:26:41 2022 No.17838629

>>17838598
I have a centrifuge. I know many homes don't have it, but if you are a cooking enthusiast and you log-on to the internet to talk to others about something as boring and mundane as preparing food, you would think you would have specialized tools to make experience better/special.

Anonymous Fri May 13 18:28:49 2022 No.17838639
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>>17838592
I mean, bearing in mind we're talking about a literal toddler cooking so maybe he added too much oil, he's making fried rice. It's not going to be the same if you just spritz the pan with a cough of fat. It carries flavours and helps evenly brown food, and it's a significant source of energy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:30:53 2022 No.17838649 >>17838639 Saved. Tx

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:32:46 2022 No.17838661 >>17837491 >>17838176 >the plume of smoke pouring out in the background before he even lifts the lid Fucking hell, dude had his stove on 11.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:35:13 2022 No.17838671 High heat cooking is NEVER necessary.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:38:44 2022 No.17838679 File: 2.44 MB, 640x360, grilling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17837794 Yeah, you're supposed to throw the burning pan outside in the snow.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:51:41 2022 No.17838743 >>17837525 Why does the avocado crowd always use Sriracha for everything?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 18:55:16 2022 No.17838755 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, bread ride.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:00:31 2022 No.17838773 >>17838291 how come they didn't mix in the oil? how come they left the hole in the middle for simmering? never made rice like this before

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:03:53 2022 No.17838786 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, baumkuchen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:06:34 2022 No.17838799 >>17838755 mass produced poison unhealthy shit (aka bread)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:06:41 2022 No.17838800 >>17838071 What do they taste like

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:07:09 2022 No.17838804 >>17838466 Bug juice... whey and solid bugs... That must taste like the Devils anus

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:11:27 2022 No.17838816 >>17837528 damn even in china poor kids get obese by corn syrup

Anonymous Fri May 13 19:13:00 2022 No.17838821

>>17838679
Had the first clip happen to me once cooking fatass steaks for my gf's birthday. Her pop had a smoker I'd never used before, the cuts ended up being thick enough that the oil started a fire while the lid was down, opened that fucker up and WHOOSH, lost some arm hair to a gust of flame. I moved some of the steaks around and salvaged what I could, luckily we had them thin cut so no one noticed after I scraped the crust off a couple kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:15:43 2022 No.17838832 >>17838821 >using oil ...

Anonymous Fri May 13 19:18:58 2022 No.17838841

>>17838832
I'm sorry, I misspoke. I didn't use any oil, I meant the fats of the cuts. I was trying to follow guidelines for the smoker so did not open it for several minutes to try and let the flavor set into the meat as they were quite thick cuts, which is something I do not normally do when grilling of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:26:35 2022 No.17838871 >>17837525 idk why people are bashing this, this seems kinda neat to try for fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:26:45 2022 No.17838872 >>17838679 AH GIBE GIBE GIBE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:27:37 2022 No.17838879 >>17838841 Ah ok. Makes sense then. Grease/oils/fats do get used interchangeably alot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:28:18 2022 No.17838884 File: 563 KB, 3840x2160, 1652385327838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17838146 Jessie what the fuck are you talking about

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:31:29 2022 No.17838899 >>17837548 So basically just really shitty Jägerkohl without all the good shit, meat and some shitty sausage.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:33:43 2022 No.17838909 >>17838871 We need another world war to recalibrate.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:35:13 2022 No.17838917 >>17838884 Kids must contribute to the family unit in any way they can.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:35:57 2022 No.17838923 >>17838466 I am not going to eat the bugs, Satan. Suck my dick

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:36:03 2022 No.17838924 >>17838303 That spinach will be bitter as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:36:48 2022 No.17838929 >>17838683 ...why is this unironically making me horny?

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:37:44 2022 No.17838934 >>17838929 You are just a furry.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:37:47 2022 No.17838935 >>17838799 shut the fuck up Joe Rogan

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:40:18 2022 No.17838947 >>17838942 God those subhumans are filthy disgusting and degenerate fucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:40:20 2022 No.17838948 >>17838942 Looks delicious. The popsicle doesn't look too bad either

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:41:52 2022 No.17838955 >>17838948 You can take ape out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the ape.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:42:04 2022 No.17838957 >>17838946 >Huh, would you look at that >What's that? >I'unno, fire? Check it out >Oh cool >Think we should do anything about it? >Nah nah, let's see what happens I blame the restaurant owner

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:42:35 2022 No.17838959 >>17838955 but I'm white :0

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:43:20 2022 No.17838962 >>17838532 because that wouldn't get reddit updoots

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:44:02 2022 No.17838965 File: 2.91 MB, 900x506, dualityofman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:47:10 2022 No.17838976 >>17838959 I mean the creatures in the media file.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:47:11 2022 No.17838977 >>17838444 So is anything done with the 3 bowls for breading at 1.05? They show it, but the next step just shows the earlier made meatballs frying.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:51:15 2022 No.17838989 >>17838982 Looks good but why doesn't she just put it in a large bowl and mix? Children can consent.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:51:26 2022 No.17838991 >>17838919 >that soiface Why? What is it about that stupid face that people like?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:53:51 2022 No.17838996 File: 2.85 MB, 700x420, 4B5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17838991 It's just a act of spontanious goofiness and a homage to Rodney Dangerfield. How new are you?

Anonymous Fri May 13 19:55:55 2022 No.17839001

>>17838991
As someone who was like this in my younger years, it is because people like this have cripplingly low levels of self-confidence and happiness. They cannot make a comfortable smile because they don't know what it feels like. So, they attempt to make up for it by gaping their mouth wide in a surprised face, to appear as though they're having their time of their life. Unironically if you see someone doing this on a regular basis they 100% hate themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 19:56:43 2022 No.17839002 >>17838996 Go suck an egg anon it's weird and you're gonna get no respect from me.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:01:54 2022 No.17839016 >>17839001 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:13:37 2022 No.17839046 >>17838773 I think he only made the hole to confirm that the basically all the water had been absorbed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:20:34 2022 No.17839064 >>17838773 >>17839046 Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjvN-bqg0FE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:21:54 2022 No.17839067 >>17838482 I'm sure they drink enough of it as is.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:22:53 2022 No.17839071 >>17839067 They are teaching kids in elementary school about semen being nuitritious.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:30:43 2022 No.17839088 File: 5 KB, 572x316, 345234.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17838592 >You don't need oil really

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:32:26 2022 No.17839096 >>17838929 >unironically I see you underaged retards have moved on from using that word meaninglessly to flat out using it wrong.

Anonymous Fri May 13 20:35:05 2022 No.17839106

>>17839088
You don't. Small amounts should only be used to prevent sticking some. Grease and fat that comes out of a piece of meat is fair game though. But those oil jugs of palm, coconut, canola, sunflower, vegetable oil are completely unnecessary and only the smallest amounts ever need to be used.

More often than not, it's unnecessary as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:37:33 2022 No.17839112 >>17837795 >fried rice no shit it uses a shit-ton of oil

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:43:50 2022 No.17839138 >>17837522 I would blame this on her being a woman, but it seems like anyone younger than about 35 has zero idea about how to handle a grease fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:46:50 2022 No.17839150 >>17839016 I'm afraid so

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:50:03 2022 No.17839164 >>17837795 >Using spray oil

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>>17839096
Oh nooo look it's the old guy with his wrinkly balls getting mad at the kids, how do you do grandpa? Sorry I forgot to bring the newspaper to the door I hope your son calls you back eventually

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:52:14 2022 No.17839171 >>17839164 Yes. Mostly a time saving thing because you only need to barely coat a quality non-stick pan or pot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 20:57:12 2022 No.17839187 >>17839171 Are you doing a bit? Is this some elaborate ruse? Or are you really such a retard that you think the only purpose of fat in a pan is to prevent sticking?

Anonymous Fri May 13 21:00:22 2022 No.17839197

>>17839187
I only use canola or olive oil to help prevent sticking when cooking in a pan. Olive oil for lower temp and canola for breakfast and higher temp. Both are the healthiest oils that prevent sticking much better than bacon grease/animal fats. At least in my almost 30 some years of cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:01:18 2022 No.17839202 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Easy Quacamole.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you faggots stop arguing about oil?

Anonymous Fri May 13 21:04:55 2022 No.17839212

>>17839202
I agree. Hardly any ever needs to be used and people bitch and complain about various oils being bad when you should only be consuming a tiny bit of vegetable/seed oils. Again, its the orientals and weirdos that cook everything in a pool of friggin oil. Gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:06:03 2022 No.17839217 File: 329 KB, 322x462, 1652467613616.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17839197 >He thinks spray oils are good for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:06:13 2022 No.17839218 >>17839202 >faggot posts a webm with no audiotrack when one is obviously needed because of dialog instead of just linking it on catbox or something Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:06:41 2022 No.17839222 >>17839202 Couple of seconds in, and I can already tell where that video is going. Fucking nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:07:17 2022 No.17839226 File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, Avocado fries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17839218 What audio is needed? It's pretty self explanatory.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:07:41 2022 No.17839227 >>17839197 So the answer is "yes," you are such a retard that you think the only purpose fat serves in a pan is to prevent sticking.

Anonymous Fri May 13 21:09:53 2022 No.17839233

>>17839217
No. None are really good for you, but you should be consuming such a small amount it's superficial. As I said, I could drop some canola in a pan if I wanted and spread it around for 20 seconds to coat the surface, but a quick second spray is much easier. Who gives a fuck if it's unhealthy? It's just a tiny bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:15:36 2022 No.17839249 >>17837958 Not him but when i make fried rice i put 1.5tbsp for 2 meals. Thats not alot considering the rest of the ingredients dont any much fat in them

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:16:27 2022 No.17839259 >>17838989 >looks good are you fucking retarded. cold prego from a plastic jar. bulk can of sawdust sprinkled all over.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:19:32 2022 No.17839270 >>17839226 ok this, THIS is the dumbest thing I have ever seen on the internet.

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Anonymous Fri May 13 21:20:34 2022 No.17839274

>>17839259
Prego is much better than Ragu. Much chunkier and thicker. Ragu has always been beaten by Prego. Also plastic containers are much better and cheaper than glass for bulk. Common sense dude.

Also that sauce is already seasoned with italian spices so you don't need to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:20:45 2022 No.17839277 >>17839071 I think about fucking off into the woods more and more every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:21:52 2022 No.17839282 >>17839226 This is extremely annoying to watch

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:23:28 2022 No.17839288 >>17839270 So how has your first week on the internet been?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:23:33 2022 No.17839289 >>17838271 >Why would you want a old woman more than double that age. not him, but older women know how to fuck and fuck well! young women are just holes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:25:48 2022 No.17839295 >>17839289 You think so huh? Well, if you invest the time she won't turn away and close her eyes and act like a dead fish. Well, first couple times but after that you are doing something wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:29:28 2022 No.17839307 >>17839288 28 years so far.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 21:31:36 2022 No.17839310 >>17839117 The heat of the gravy cooks the egg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 23:21:10 2022 No.17839716 >>17838296 I've been to buffets in Asia, this isn't some exception People leave mountains of food on their table and go home too Fucking mindless morons

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 23:27:27 2022 No.17839739 File: 1.96 MB, 300x300, 1621749403318.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17838598 > Who the fuck has motorised appliances that cost $50 in their kitchen The utter state of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 00:18:30 2022 No.17839873 >>17838466 >I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 00:23:59 2022 No.17839882 >>17838821 yeah it was the smoker's and thick cut's fault totally not that you're a retarded fucking cooklet LOL

Anonymous Sat May 14 00:58:37 2022 No.17839987

>>17837933
>She's close to cumming but can't because you're not quite big enough to get her there (she's delivered multiple children).
I've fucked a mommy before. Whilst licking her clit, you do what >>17837959 says minus the sweat. If she's turned on you don't need sweat lmao and that can cause a UTI, faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:06:03 2022 No.17840005 >>17839150 Everything about ck is so based, even a simple post like thing RINGS with cks literary voice. I love ck, bitches

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:07:47 2022 No.17840008 >>17838955 Holy shit BASED I love ck

Anonymous Sat May 14 01:10:59 2022 No.17840018

>>17838919
This whole thing is like a dark parody of itself. The soiboi, the ipad, the soiface as he gets his picture taken, the ridiculous coffee machine, him leaning over to watch it like a sperg, the implicit narcissism of getting yourself on a cup of coffee and the stupid soiface being featured in particular. Utterly surreal, it's like a skit from Futurama.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:13:09 2022 No.17840022 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, American Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:13:27 2022 No.17840024 >>17839310 The egg's gravity crams the eggs up my ass

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:14:14 2022 No.17840029 File: 1.95 MB, 720x404, American Cooking part 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:17:05 2022 No.17840039 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, American salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:18:48 2022 No.17840047 File: 2.87 MB, 720x404, American onion stuffed patty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat May 14 01:19:00 2022 No.17840048

>>17837989
>I once bought a thing of vegatable oil because some recipe needed a teaspoon and its been turning white and cloudy
It's rancid, just throw it out.

Do you not ever sweat vegetables or other basic tasks that require more than a spray of that nasty canned stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:19:54 2022 No.17840050 File: 2.93 MB, 480x480, American dessert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:20:13 2022 No.17840052 >>17838271 >Pedophile telling normal people they have a problem

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:22:08 2022 No.17840060 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, American snack cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:23:15 2022 No.17840065 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, American sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:23:25 2022 No.17840067 File: 1.28 MB, 534x534, meat sock.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh look, it's the butthurt foreigner spamming his "funny" webm names.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:26:00 2022 No.17840075 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, American birthday cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:26:07 2022 No.17840077 >>17840018 You forget, were too lazy to mention, or didn't consider the machine making his drink while the staff don't do anything. Could've visited a vending machine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:27:30 2022 No.17840083 File: 2.57 MB, 576x1024, American mukbanger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:31:09 2022 No.17840096 >>17838947 >Sisters sharing a taste is weird Well, you're just a troglodyte, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:34:42 2022 No.17840107 >>17839071 >Source: Some douchebag on facebook who heard it from his cousin's sisterwife

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:34:49 2022 No.17840108 >>17840052 >(((normal people))) are the problem. Fixed that for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:35:43 2022 No.17840112 >>17839106 t. Guy who grew up cooking like a boomer.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:40:17 2022 No.17840123 >>17839274 They're both trash. If you're going for cheap at least get Classico. Rao's is fantastic, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:40:32 2022 No.17840124 >>17840067 Prolapsed angus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:47:17 2022 No.17840141 >>17840108 You need to be in a mental facility or a prison, depending on if you've acted on it yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:48:15 2022 No.17840143 >>17840083 I pray for the day when his arteries just fucking give up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:49:22 2022 No.17840147 File: 29 KB, 448x479, 1631832906243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17840083 staph

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:06:25 2022 No.17840194 File: 635 KB, 1280x720, Powerleveling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17839273 >Powerleveling.webm kek

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:12:57 2022 No.17840208 File: 1.10 MB, 640x480, Negro_dinner_in_a_can.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17837491

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:14:10 2022 No.17840210 File: 2.81 MB, 800x450, subhuman_skeeter_burgers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17840208

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:15:28 2022 No.17840214 File: 2.64 MB, 364x640, fish_dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:16:01 2022 No.17840216 File: 13 KB, 220x229, 1572423116503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17840141 That sounds like a "you" problem to me, cucky.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:17:43 2022 No.17840221 >>17840216 >Pedo trying to play the reverse card outside the game

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:17:58 2022 No.17840222 File: 2.48 MB, 224x400, live_rats.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17840214

Anonymous Sat May 14 02:18:37 2022 No.17840225
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God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, my home sweet home

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:20:11 2022 No.17840228 >>17840225 The Freak Show never died, it just moved to Basic Cable.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:21:05 2022 No.17840229 >>17840221 >control freak fails to cope with the internet yet again

Anonymous Sat May 14 02:24:19 2022 No.17840236
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McDonald's is a place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat
They serve big macs
They serve quarter pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's

(instrumental)

McDonald's hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A quarter pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:26:52 2022 No.17840242 >>17840229 Just a heads up: Chomos like you don't do well in prison.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:28:01 2022 No.17840248 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, peta_approves.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mmmm, meat

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:37:49 2022 No.17840268 >>17840242 And?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:38:45 2022 No.17840272 >>17838800 Weirdly like a sweeter red braised dish, if you ever had red braise that is.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:46:41 2022 No.17840295 >>17840194 Is that mayonnaise?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 02:53:39 2022 No.17840304 >>17837491 glass cutting board, using forks, covering a fucking deep fry pot, this guy is confirmed retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 03:06:23 2022 No.17840331 File: 37 KB, 473x309, puke-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17838466

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 03:07:06 2022 No.17840334 >>17838957 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 03:10:21 2022 No.17840343 >>17840295 pancake batter

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 03:10:32 2022 No.17840344 File: 35 KB, 344x291, Yu Yu Hakusho laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17839002 >Wanting respect from someone on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 03:19:46 2022 No.17840372 >>17838639 imagine doing this without chilis wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 03:29:18 2022 No.17840396 >>17840222 bro where does this stuff even originate?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 03:52:59 2022 No.17840442 File: 2.96 MB, 854x480, cute_garloids.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 05:09:49 2022 No.17840575 >>17840442 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 05:17:44 2022 No.17840596 >>17840442 this was not cute at all

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 05:28:36 2022 No.17840607 >>17840442 Why does this clip bother people so much? Is it the blood?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 05:44:19 2022 No.17840633 >>17840607 It's probably the way the blood and innards erupt out of that thing

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 05:45:48 2022 No.17840634 >>17837555 Do you think it reckognizes what is in the oven?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 05:48:45 2022 No.17840641 >>17838982 yum, autism for dinner

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 05:49:24 2022 No.17840643 >>17840607 For me it's how it keeps wriggling after being disemboweled and sliced to pieces

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 06:16:02 2022 No.17840665 >>17840344 >I tell ya I get no respect

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 06:19:36 2022 No.17840673 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, bøfsandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 06:19:36 2022 No.17840674 >>17839987 You can lick a click while your dick's in? Damn, you must be popular.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 06:20:04 2022 No.17840675 >>17840607 It's the blood, the yellow tentacle guts, and the fact that before they explode into blood and guts they look like giant uncircumsized Asian penises.

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 06:21:56 2022 No.17840681 >>17837555 retard

Anonymous Sat May 14 06:36:27 2022 No.17840703

>>17839106
Nah dude when you are actually cooking for flavour you do all sorts of gross shit like 'finish' with butter, cream or dress with olive or sesame oil. A cheaper version of course is just dumping vegetable oil into the sauce which is sometimes a thing too. The oil carries and emulsifies fat soluble flavours, it changes texture. Of course this style of cooking is not supposed to be every day home cooking and I'm not saying is healthy, but to act like it isn't a thing is retarded. I used to date a thai girl whose mother made the best fried rice. I used to quiz her about the 'secret' and she'd laugh and dodge the question. Eventually her daughter told me the 'secret' was a cup of pure lard per serving.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 06:39:04 2022 No.17840708 >>17840673 more like barfsandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:04:33 2022 No.17840737 File: 2.70 MB, 480x270, 1598407227137.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17839226 JUST PUT ALL SUBITILES IN ONE FRAME THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ZOOMERS

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:12:57 2022 No.17840751 >>17840083 over time his antics have charmed me he's still disgusting, but I'm no longer repulsed by it, it's just a "haha look at this slob go" moment now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:15:00 2022 No.17840755 >>17840396 Wuhan province, at a guess

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:15:52 2022 No.17840757 >>17838924 Use some lemon right? Will also complement the salmon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:20:43 2022 No.17840769 >>17840039 the audacity of these people to call this a salad

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:22:04 2022 No.17840774 >>17840047 the cu/ck/ fears the raw mince eater

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:22:49 2022 No.17840776 >>17839138 >fire has to have oxygen, cover with a lid >switch off gas isnt this common knowledge?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:38:23 2022 No.17840812 >>17840065 >germans get sausage anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:45:46 2022 No.17840824 >>17838786 kebab...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 07:47:21 2022 No.17840827 >>17840824 Nein, Baumkuchen

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 08:12:11 2022 No.17840879 >>17837491 im actually impressed that he didnt throw water at it or just leave it there. he actually defused the situation in the end

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 08:42:49 2022 No.17840928 >>17840879 he fluked it out he did something entirely wrong but it worked out okay somehow

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:10:44 2022 No.17840986 File: 1.13 MB, 576x1024, 1652533815837.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you tried surströmming?

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:14:05 2022 No.17840995 >>17840982 >>17840985 >>17840986 >>17840988 >>17840989 >>17840992 >>17840991 Kungen har kommit, jag bugar

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:14:36 2022 No.17840999 File: 1.44 MB, 420x636, 1652534023041.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:33:53 2022 No.17841045 File: 2.89 MB, 576x1024, 1643525186265.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:44:52 2022 No.17841067 >>17837977 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:49:52 2022 No.17841088 File: 1.37 MB, 320x240, 1570998477069.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17838942

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:52:31 2022 No.17841097 >>17839226 god i fucking hate this knock off daft punk motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:54:44 2022 No.17841106 >>17840396 roman used to love eating baby rabbits https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurices

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:59:10 2022 No.17841119 >>17837933 Coomers need to be publicly executed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:59:14 2022 No.17841120 Ok, what is with this trend of this guy ruining every webm thread by spamming shitloads of crappy webms of this bald guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:00:18 2022 No.17841122 >>17837491 Source? Anyone has a source? Tanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:01:35 2022 No.17841128 >>17841120 1st of all, calling someone "bald" is sexual harassment now. 2nd of all, that's the new King Eggward of the Fort. 3rd of all, I love you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:02:23 2022 No.17841131 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, egg-fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a classic

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:04:25 2022 No.17841138 >>17840210 >village has chickens >they still harvest mosquitos wtf Africa

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:23:28 2022 No.17841174 >>17841138 A couple of chickens won't produce enough eggs to feed a whole village.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:25:25 2022 No.17841180 File: 2.88 MB, 720x554, Rhinestone Cowboy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:26:10 2022 No.17841182 >>17841174 Why not just grow more chickens instead of eating all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:26:22 2022 No.17841183 File: 2.88 MB, 360x640, Asian Top Pop Corn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841122 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABtV7D_Qins

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:27:08 2022 No.17841184 >>17837933 Why did I have this same thought?

Anonymous Sat May 14 10:28:43 2022 No.17841187 [DELETED]

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I need a job an I want to make sushi. How do i become a sushi helper. the only sushi school in america is in california and is 3k tutition and seems like a waste of time and money.
Do i just walk in an ask if i can make sushi, i feel like i would get laughed at.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:30:44 2022 No.17841192 >>17841182 If they ate all the eggs, they wouldn't have any chickens in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:31:39 2022 No.17841195 File: 1.03 MB, 675x662, 1617200814503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841183

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:35:37 2022 No.17841207 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Leftover Rice Tikki.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:35:58 2022 No.17841208 >>17841182 they have to eat all the eggs or else they can't leave

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:39:16 2022 No.17841219 File: 2.89 MB, 360x638, Spicy Cumin Potato Aloo Jeera.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:43:48 2022 No.17841229 File: 650 KB, 400x638, 1652539410596.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841120 Pysen...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:44:23 2022 No.17841231 File: 2.86 MB, 600x336, Leftover Rice Pakora.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:46:17 2022 No.17841236 >>17841120 It's a raid from an extremely mentally ill person on /int/ >>>/int/164660463 >>>/int/164656521 He has been spamming that bald guy and other things constantly every day for almost 10 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:49:45 2022 No.17841244 File: 172 KB, 1319x745, 1652539774703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841236

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:54:39 2022 No.17841256 File: 2.80 MB, 600x336, Make Cheese At Home.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:56:18 2022 No.17841262 >>17837525 honestly doesnt seem too bad, just a lot of work could work with yorkshire pudding or something as a breakfast item

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 10:57:42 2022 No.17841265 File: 2.87 MB, 360x638, Crispy Wafer Rolls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:01:09 2022 No.17841279 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Avocado Crema.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:01:53 2022 No.17841282 >>17841256 I actually never made cheese, I need to try this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:12:37 2022 No.17841313 File: 2.95 MB, 600x336, How To Make Puffed Rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:19:27 2022 No.17841330 File: 2.86 MB, 640x338, Crispy kale Fritters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:22:09 2022 No.17841340 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Crispy Seaweed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:22:50 2022 No.17841344 >>17841256 what does this even taste of?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:24:50 2022 No.17841354 >>17840236 RIP Wesley

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:27:44 2022 No.17841368 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, StoveTop IED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:27:46 2022 No.17841370 >>17841256 where's the salt

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:36:18 2022 No.17841408 >>17841368 That's actually clever. Especially if you have someone that's elderly for example and can forget a turned on stove or just fall asleep. Neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:37:23 2022 No.17841412 >>17841368 is that just baking soda or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:38:05 2022 No.17841418 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Etag.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:44:10 2022 No.17841433 >>17841313 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:48:54 2022 No.17841448 >>17838639 >>17838649 what do you use it for ?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:50:31 2022 No.17841456 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Homemade Etag.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 11:59:20 2022 No.17841487 File: 88 KB, 924x600, 1626041654732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17837491 >not just using your hands and breading all the fish in the time it took to do one piece >not just putting the lid back on 10/10 actually laughed out loud

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 12:00:50 2022 No.17841492 File: 2.93 MB, 540x542, RICE COOKER Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 12:02:10 2022 No.17841494 >>17837522 she won by doing nothing >>17837491 and he did too much

Anonymous Sat May 14 12:16:59 2022 No.17841538

>>17841448
Dip dumplings, stir it through noodles, toss on a cucumber salad, eat it with poached / steamed meat, garnish soup. It only takes a minute, you mince up some aromats, like garlic and chilli, put them in a small dish with a pinch of salt, heat oil until it's smoking hot and then slowly drizzle it over the aromats.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 12:32:03 2022 No.17841607 >>17841180 Hmmm? Hmhmhmhm? It's a parody, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 12:48:29 2022 No.17841684 cursed thread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 12:53:18 2022 No.17841706 File: 2.87 MB, 600x336, Preserve Meat (Fridge) For A Long Time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 12:54:31 2022 No.17841712 >>17840214 >eating a bottom feeding freshwater fish not only raw but still alive

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 12:57:18 2022 No.17841723 >>17838466 Fuck off Klaus I'm not eating ze bugz

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:01:17 2022 No.17841736 >>17838982 The heat of the counter co- ah no it doesn't

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:07:36 2022 No.17841756 >>17839273 and then you have to remove your testicles.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:15:19 2022 No.17841782 >>17837491 >Rich Evans cooking french fries.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:29:24 2022 No.17841834 >>17841192 Chickens produce eggs daily no matter if they're fertilized or not. You just need to let a rooster into the hen house once in a while and let those eggs hatch.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:32:58 2022 No.17841846 >>17837844 gordon is such a whiny bitch holy shit i hate this faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:36:58 2022 No.17841865 >>17841448 I usually make it for White cut chicken

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:44:40 2022 No.17841890 >>17841854 You for posting a jpg in a webm thread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:46:44 2022 No.17841898 >>17840210 >when the predator becomes the prey

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:54:14 2022 No.17841925 File: 30 KB, 827x784, 1650513351931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17840047 What's wrong with that? She's going to cook that mince with onio- Oh...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 13:58:27 2022 No.17841933 >>17837491 Solving your problems by taking them outside is the funniest shit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 14:11:52 2022 No.17841981 >>17838942 >Black girl >White popsicle Pottery

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 14:28:01 2022 No.17842030 >>17840674 No, my reading comprehension is just better than yours

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 14:34:02 2022 No.17842042 >>17839202 god damn, i love white women. do you fags think she'll spit on me? t. pajeet

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 14:35:20 2022 No.17842046 File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Egg A Beast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 14:37:31 2022 No.17842050 File: 2.90 MB, 600x336, Cleaning Commercial Kitchen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 14:50:03 2022 No.17842090 >>17838444 >Spoons out the seeds Coward

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 15:04:42 2022 No.17842139 >>17838786 Fucking white people, thank god they'll all be gone within the next 100 years

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 15:07:23 2022 No.17842149 >>17837531 What?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 15:13:00 2022 No.17842170 >>17838071 >child exploitation dude the kid's just making food.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 15:17:40 2022 No.17842183 >>17837504 Flambe serves no purpose beyond visual wow factor.

Anonymous Sat May 14 15:23:58 2022 No.17842205

>>17842170
You dense motherfucker, the exploitation isn't the child cooking, it's the parents forcing the child to cook to film it for social media points and money. If the child cooked by itself by choice and absent the camera it would be perfectly fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 15:56:59 2022 No.17842336 >>17838965 why is the pretentious faggot on the left barely able to hold a fork?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 15:57:48 2022 No.17842339 >>17842336 Lack of essential vitamins and minerals found in pizza grease.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 16:00:10 2022 No.17842345 >>17842336 pizza-gays

Anonymous Sat May 14 16:28:42 2022 No.17842448
File: 11 KB, 311x300, shit nigga he really dun did it i tell you hwat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>17838965
>starts out by cutting the pizza and using a fork, clearly putting on appearances
>doesnt work, clearly he doesnt do this normally
>"uhhh ok new plan..."
>cuts it into small pieces for whatever reason
>bites it like hes scares of smearing his lipstick
alright... how big is his wife's strap-on?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 17:51:48 2022 No.17842852 >>17840022 >>17840029 >>17840047 You moron should finally change the file names. It's all from a german scripted reality Show. As the Logo on the bottom left even says.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 18:07:56 2022 No.17842916 >>17842852 He's doing it on purpose so retards like you will reply. Good job, fuck face.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 18:47:18 2022 No.17843111 >>17839138 They teach it multiple times from elementary to high school. If you work almost any job you get told about fire safety.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 18:53:51 2022 No.17843135 >>17838679 I've been cooking since I was 8 and I've never started a kitchen fire. The fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 19:02:19 2022 No.17843179 >>17841180 >how delightfully droll, yet subversive...BRILLIANT!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 19:34:08 2022 No.17843296 >>17842448 >wife That man is clearly a homosexual

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